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Bad Guy My Boss is going to give me romance messiness, gun fights, workplace scheming, and, hopefully, color-coded boys in love.
Because Elyes is a dark guy (possibly a Black Brooder) while his assistant extraordinaire is a light guy (possibly a Happy Human).
But the thing is, Elyes is much lighter when he is alone with Pat.
Or at least he was.
And perhaps that was because they were very close when they first started out, sharing meals and their dreams with each other late into the night.
But now there is a wide distance (and many men) between them.
They no longer share plates side-by-side at home and small restaurants, but instead discuss the next day's schedule with a large table of options laid out in front of them.
So Elyes has gotten darker.
And so has Pat, but it's not the job that has gotten to him.
Pat's friends figure out that he is in love.
And even though he won't admit who has him heartbroken,
It's clear only one color-coded boy has all his attention because Elyes has demanded all of Pat's time for over five years.
Even though they still exist in their own little world,
The distance is getting worse all the time.
So I'm surprised that in the end of the episode, Black Brooder Elyes was the one to step up.
And close the distance that is growing between them, literally.
Because based on how the episode began, I know he is successful.
Because if he wasn't breathing down Pat's neck before, he definitely will be now that the possibility of Pat quitting has become a reality.
Bless.
#bad guy my boss#color coded boys in love#this would be my guilty pleasure#but I don't feel guilt#all I feel is lots of pleasure#because this is exactly what I need from this show#blessed#the colors mean things#and so do the tables getting bigger
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these were collecting dust 😮💨
#for anon <3#I look like… soft here or something idk#currently watching love island rn#reality tv shows are one of my guilty pleasures 🤕#lesbian#butch#butch4femme#femme4butch#puppy butch#werewolf butch#transmasc#nonbinary
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Reo (about Nagi): He's not just my boyfriend. He's my best friend.
Chigiri: Disgusting. Please, shut up.
#somebody save chigiri#he doesn't know which version of reo is worse: the one after the breakup or the one after reconciliation#nagireo#reonagi#blue lock incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#blue lock#bllk#reo mikage#nagi seishiro#chigiri hyoma#watching vines compilations is my guilty pleasure and it shows
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Cursed to imagine my favourite characters break into a musical number
#i kind of have the feeling i made a post like this already but#i love when shows do that for one episode its my guilty pleasure
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I know game mechanics are a thing, to make it easier for you as a player, but Security Breach takes the cake. The more you think about it, the sillier it gets in relation to Freddy.
Sun: Hears Freddy tell Gregory to get in the hatch after throwing him out. Possibly sees it if he just takes one step to the side and looks through the daycare windows.
Moon immediately after that: Cannot be fooled by Freddy and will kill you even if you're hiding inside of him. Vanny clearly hasn't yet told him about this yet, since it happens right after the daycare section (mentioning her because I believe she also kills you inside Freddy), so his knowledge has to come from the fact Sun - you know, the other him - knows.
Chica and Monty: See Gregory jump into Freddy's hatch.
Chica and Monty: "Oh god where the fuck did he go? Freddy have you seen the kid"
Roxy: LITERALLY CAN SEE THROUGH WALLS
Also Roxy: Cannot tell Gregory is in the hatch even if she saw him get in. Also cannot tell if Gregory is hiding behind a curtain or inside a cart.
Like. It's so funny. I understand programming Roxy to be anti-hiding spots would probably make the game extremely unfair (to which I say... just don't make her able to see through walls to begin with), but the Freddy thing? Just give the glamrocks a voice line where it implies they believe Freddy will take Gregory to Vanessa or something. Or make it impossible for Gregory to get in if he's getting chased. Otherwise I'll just headcanon that the glamrocks are dumb as a rock.
#fnaf#fnaf security breach#fnaf sb#don't take me wrong though I have.... a weird attachment to this game. My guilty pleasure#the daycare section is so silly when you look at it like this#you mean to tell me chica doesn't see gregory jump in#but the daycare attendant sees it/hears it after kicking him out and immediately becomes immune to the bear and kid alliance?#maybe that's why vanny only shows up three times and moon is barely there after the first hour#they're the only smart ones in there lmao
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MR ALTON TOWERS IN AMERICAN DAD REAL???
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aaron’s guilty pleasure tv shows being ghost hunting shows 😫
i can totally imagine him getting so into it 😭 trying to debunk everything, analyzing every scene - he gets SO invested, intrigued and will 100% watch it late at night in the complete darkness 😭
does he necessarily believe in ghosts? probably not BUT he would still insist on visiting a haunted location from time to time - like a hotel for instance - and staying up just to see if he witnesses everything 😭😭😭
#according to me#my guilty pleasure is ghost hunting shows#BUT AH i think that’s such a fun hc for him 😭#aaron hotchner#criminal minds#aaron hotchner imagine
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I can only watch one show today, so in normal trashy fashion, I picked my Wattpad BL Bad Guy My Boss because I'm ecstatic that PAT had a girlfriend while Elyes has been the gayest motherfucker in all the lands since Day One! Look at him. He doesn't understand bisexuality! He can't even fathom a man wanting to sleep with a woman.
I love this Black Brooder pendejo who won't let his Heavenly Human secretary resign yet won't actually communicate that he loves him.
And it's because I get him! He was so light before and watched his boyfriend just get darker. He communicated everything! His worries. He dreams. HIS LOVE!
Yet Run didn't say he loved him back, and regardless of Run's reasons, he hurt Elyes.
Even at the very end, with a clear barrier between them, Run couldn't even admit that he ever loved Elyes.
So despite how happy Elyes is with Pat,
He will use any means possible to avoid telling Pat the simple truth.
I don't know if Run actually loves Fei Long, but Elyes is now incapable of telling Pat what he wants to because of the way his relationship with Run blew up.
Elyes wants to lighten up!
But he can't for too long because life always reminds him that Pat could be snatched away if he isn't stalking him 90% of the time.
And Lord forbid Elyes go to therapy for his dark past of trust issues! No! Instead, he will threaten Pat as his boss because that is all Elyes has to fall back on, which is why he refuses to let Pat resign.
Thank goodness Pat is a smart cookie, but even when Elyes can't get at Pat directly, he forces others to track him down and make Pat come back to him.
Elyes continues to tell Kim that Pat is the best secretary who he can't live without instead of just owning up to the fact that he loves Pat, but Elyes. Cannot. Do. That!
Pat has always been honest in his relationships, and for it, he has been rewarded with a healthy breakup due to long distance, but Elyes has not! He was honest, and for his honesty, he got his heart ripped out and stomped on.
So he is going to continue to do The Most™ in attempt to avoid doing the bare minimum.
But Pat keeps proving that all he wants is the simple life.
Which is why I'm proud that Elyes, in his attempt to be light, learned his lesson regarding food and continues to bring the two of them closer by eating meals on tinier tables.
Because the first episode emphasized one of the problems was the fact that the distance kept growing between them as the tables got bigger and longer.
And he also picked up his phone just to tell Kim he was busy with another man, which isn't perfect, but is a hell of lot better than him leaving Pat to go to Kim. Evolution doesn't happen overnight for a Black Brooder.
As far as I'm concerned, Elyes is doing everything right according to his color because some Black Brooders are far more comfortable being arrogant assholes.
Who do not utilize space appropriately!
Which is why I want to know why Run, who is dark around Elyes, is so light around Fei Long. Is it really love?! Or is it Maybelline blackmail?
But shit is getting messy before that question can be answered, and now my color-coded boys in a situationship (since Elyes refuses to say love) are being visited by thots of Booty Calls Past AT WORK.
And by the looks of that big ass barrier between these exes, I don't think Elyes is going to lighten up after this conversation.
Because just like bisexuality and viewing women as attractive, Elyes doesn't seem to understand what a healthy relationship or healthy conversation looks like.
I love him.
#bad guy my boss#color coded boys in love#this would be my guilty pleasure#but I don't feel guilt#all I feel is lots of pleasure#because this is exactly what I need from this show#which is why it's the only show I watched today#it wasn't even a tough decision#sorry other Sunday shows#but you don't have a rich idiot who doesn't understand bisexuality#the colors mean things#and so do the tables getting smaller#episode six
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I want to stay optimistic, but I don't have much faith that the HOTD writers will go through with any of the messages in the Dance aside from misogyny. Obviously, misogyny plays a big role in the Dance because it is the means to and end for the Greens, but the way the show focuses on this to favor Rhaenyra's claim and rule and this sort of diminishes the complexity of the story. By making it so that one side rightful, righteous, chosen by some divine powers, etc., etc. and one side that is perverse and corrupted and only there for greed, it takes away from one of the most important lessons in the Dance: Targaryens are not a divine superior race that should be exempt from the rage of common men that suffer at the cost of them.
(Also, ik ambition was a major motivator for the Greens in the books, but the books didn't try to frame Rhaenyra's right to the throne as God-given)
You might have already guessed, but the part of the dance I anticipated the most was Targaryens who perceive themselves to be divine and superior take the realm to shit fighting over a throne that neither of them actually deserve. They fight at the cost of everything and lose everything for a throne that neither of them keep for long because they are both inadequate rulers that rely heavily on their respective councils. When they make decisions on their own, their nearly equal incompetence shows because Aegon's choices are emotional and stupid and Rhaenyra's are paranoid and stupid. These are the people that cause the death of the dragons.
It feels like the show is trying to appeal to those stans that bend over backwards to defend their fave tyrants and believe the throne is a rightful possession of the Targaryens.
#this is not me dismissing misogyny#i acknowledge that its important#i just think making rhaenyra a divinely chosen ruler that was unfairly usurped doesnt do the narrative any favors#this is one of those posts where you can tell which characters i favor😭#alicent hightower#anti targaryen#team green#pro team green#most pro team green post ive made actually#aegon ii targaryen#targtowers#also aegon chose to usurp the throne for his and his familys life in the books#whereas he ran away in the show#and aegon was introduced to the story as a child rapist as per mushrooms tales??#thats another post tho#i dont claim to be morally right btw#greens are my guilty pleasure😞#especially my glorious emerald jade adamite malachite nephrite queen and pookie bear snookums
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cat got your tongue?
Summary: Five times Yuhua didn't say what he thought and one time he finally snapped at someone other than Ace (verbally. You don't get the physical beatdown yet). Word count: 3.6k+ A/N: LMFAO okay so. I had this idea like 3 weeks ago but I only got around to writing it recently. It's ... honestly somewhere between serious and slightly crack treated seriously but yk fuck it we ball. No beta. Outsider POV. FloYu crumbs and everything. Let's go. (Also a sneak peek at my new OC :))) ) Taglist (lowk forgot who's on this so uhhhhh. Some people might have been tagged incorrectly): @thehollowwriter @theleechyskrunkly @elenauaurs @casp1an-sea @nahelenia
@boopshoops @skriblee-ksk @nemisisnemi @nyx-of-night @scint1llat3
@the-banana-0verlord @beneathsakurashade
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I.
One day where he can make it out of the cafeteria in peace. That’s all Florian wants. And yet—
“Hey, freak. Where’s that meal combo you promised to get for me? And the homework you said you’d do for me?”
Eeeek!!!
Florian almost bursts into tears on the spot when someone in his grade, a burly bear beastman, grabs him by the back of his collar. It hasn’t even been two weeks into the school year and this guy, Darren, has made it his personal mission to target the weakest student he could find.
“Uh—um—I—” Aaaahhhh!! Get me out of here!!!!! “M—My housewarden, Rosehearts, he… He caught me trying to do your homework for you, a-and…”
“Bullshit,” Darren snaps, “You—”
He’s cut off when someone bumps into him—that someone being none other than the magicless assistant, Yuhua.
Yuhua. Florian’s saved! He’s really saved! Surely, the person who’d suddenly gotten involved with Heartslabyul’s tyranny and pulled off such heroic moves can do something about this…!!
“Whoa… Sorry. What’s going on here?” asks Yuhua.
Darren glares at him, and Florian wilts from second-hand fear. “Nothing, just a talk between classmates. Keep moving.”
Florian gives Yuhua the most pitiful, pleading, desperate look he can in the hopes that it’ll communicate a cry for help.
It seems to work, because the TA turns to the other freshman and tilts his head. “Yeah… That’s definitely all that’s going on? No intimidation or anything?”
“How’s any of that your business?”
“Hey—” Yuhua throws up his hands in a placating gesture, although his expression looks very bothered. “I’m just asking…”
Well, that doesn’t work. Darren lets out a low growl from the depths of his throat. “Who the hell do you think you are, seriously? You think a bunch of rumors are gonna make me afraid of you? Fuck off already.”
Yuhua frowns. “Then… Then maybe you shouldn’t consider doing this in the middle of the cafeteria if it’s private business?”
“Are you kidding me?” Another pissed off growl, and Darren shoves Yuhua. “I could burn you to ashes like it’s nothing. Don’t forget that you’re magicless.”
It’s not directed at Florian, really, but he can’t help but wither and shrink into himself even more on Yuhua’s behalf. Scary… He wants to say something to defend Yuhua, to say that everything’s fine, but—when he looks over at the TA…
Yuhua opens his mouth automatically as if to say something, then closes it. Florian isn’t nearly good enough at reading that kind of complicated expression yet, but he seems to consider something deeply for a second. “Jeez… You know what?”
“What?”
Florian stays silent, eyes wide. He mentally echoes the question—what? Did Yuhua come up with a genius plan to de-escalate the situation? Or to retaliate? Please, please, say this knight in shining armor will do something—
“I just remembered, Crewel needs Florian for something~” Putting on a smile that seems fake even to Florian, Yuhua switches up his mood like it’s nothing. “Sorry. Maybe we can resolve this another time.”
Florian and Darren blurt out, “Huh?” at the same time.
“Come on. He won’t wait forever.” Yuhua pats Florian on the shoulder and uses that to quickly weave them into the crowd of students, making their escape. As much of an escape as it can be called—they’re really only saved by being smaller compared to the beastman, small enough to get through the lunch line mob.
Sigh…
To be honest, Florian was expecting something a little cooler after seeing Yuhua’s defeat of Riddle, but as long as he’s safe for now…
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II.
It’s a beautiful day outside, the birds are chirping, and the flowers are blooming… something like that. Meanwhile, Ace could be doing something fun right now, but he’s stuck doing an assignment for potions class. Collecting ingredients in the botanical garden… does it get more boring than that? Someone, free him already.
At least he’s pretty sure Yu’s around here somewhere. So, once he’s done collecting a jar-ful of some plant with a name too long to memorize, he’s off to find his yellow-eyed partner in crime.
Making sure to avoid the tropical zone (Yu had warned him about a… uh, certain lion beastman taking naps there), Ace navigates the garden with the ease of a slightly-familiar tourist. The TA had said he’d be near the entrance, so—
“Well? What are you just standing there for?”
…Huh?
Ace turns a corner on the path and is immediately greeted by a sight he probably should have expected—a fight, or something, a commotion smack in the middle of the botanical garden.
“You—Is there some cue I’m missing here?” asks Yu, and Ace realizes with some horror that he’s holding a very obviously bruised cheek. Umm, what the fuck? “Is this suddenly your… territory, or something?”
The other guy, the one who’d spoken earlier, crosses his arms. “No… but I told you to scram already, so scram. Just seeing a magicless charity case here makes me sick.”
Magicless charity case. It’s not the first time Ace has heard those words directed at Yu, and it definitely won’t be the last. Still, it makes his blood boil, and by the looks of it Yu is getting pretty pissed, too.
Ace steps forward, finding his place next to Yu. “Uh, who the hell even are you?” he asks the other guy. “Don’t talk to Yu like that.”
“Ace?” Yu blinks. “What are you—”
“See? A charity case.” The other guy tsks. “You even need a freshman to help you out.”
No, seriously, what is this guy’s deal? What did Yu even do to warrant getting hit and treated like this? Ace swears the TA is a magnet for trouble.
“He’s not—” Yu closes his mouth, and takes a deep breath. “Okay, then. Have it your way. Ace, did you get everything you needed?”
“Yeah, but—”
“Great. Let’s go.”
Even though Yu is a solid eleven or so centimeters shorter than him, Ace finds himself being dragged out of the garden by the coat lapels. He stumbles, but Yu keeps pressing forward, storming away until they’re well out of earshot from that prick.
Finally, Yu lets go.
“What was that?” Ace demands, straightening his labcoat to the best of his ability.
“I don’t know,” mutters Yu. “Some asshole. I don’t even know his name.”
“Okay. And why did we just leave like that? He hit you, didn’t he? And what he called you—you’re just gonna let that slide?”
Ace is, to be frank, nothing short of bewildered. Doesn’t Yu have any sort of dignity, a sense of, what, honor? Yes he does, Ace is pretty sure he’s seen it, so why didn’t he just… you know… let himself be mad?
Yu rolls his eyes. “It’s fine. There were still other students there, you know. I didn’t want to cause a scene.”
Cause a—
“Now, can we go to the infirmary? I don’t like talking to the nurse on my own.”
“You—”
Oh, what the hell.
Ace doesn’t get it at all, he wishes Yu would have stood up for himself, but fine. That stupid bruise won’t heal itself.
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III.
To call the Mostro Lounge boring would be inaccurate. With a bustling population of both students and employees at most times of the day, there’s always some entertainment to be had for Jade. Especially when he’s on the job, serving drinks and handling disputes.
But, well… That isn’t to say he minds when there’s a bit of additional drama. Especially on the day when Azul has asked Yuhua to cover someone’s shift.
CRASH!
An Ignihyde student shoves the TA, although it looks like a mere accident—a rush to get back to his well-earned seat after using the bathroom. Consequently, the drinks for their table are spilled… all over Yuhua, who’s been knocked to the ground.
“What the hell?!” demands the student. “You clumsy little bitch—those were our drinks!”
Stunned, Yuhua is frozen, staring at the fallen drinks in shame. “I—”
Oh, dear. There’s a bit of a berth forming around them, multiple people craning their heads to look at the source of the shouting, but Jade can get a good look even from this distance.
“I can’t believe this.” The student continues to go on a tirade, complaining about the service, about whoever let Yuhua work—and finishes off with, “What do you have to say for yourself?”
Oh my—what arrogance.
Jade is rather certain, actually, that this Pomefiore student was one of many who had been turned into anemones by Azul just a few weeks ago. It seems that he’s painfully unaware of how much Yuhua had sacrificed to save his sorry hide, however.
And Jade is certain that the same thought is running through Yuhua’s mind right now, although he can’t quite see his face. The TA digs his long nails into the fabric of his pants, a clear sign of suppressing anger.
Oh, dear~ Perhaps, it’s time for Jade to extend a helping hand—
Instead of fighting back, Yuhua lets out a soft sigh that blows his bangs out of his face. The action reminds Jade something of a popped balloon.
“Sorry,” the pitiful TA replies, finally raising his head. His expression is neutral despite the remaining redness of his cheeks. “I’ll take care of it. You’ll be rightfully compensated for this.” Said a bit despairingly, resigned.
It seems to appease the student, who grumbles a little more before sitting back down.
Yuhua’s lips set into a thin line for a moment. He gets himself back onto his feet, only kneeling down again to collect the fallen drink glasses and tray. The other waiters make a respectful, awkward space around him as they walk by.
How… disappointing. Jade would have anticipated more of a fight, based on not only certain rumors but also what he had seen during Azul’s Overblot, but it seems Yuhua hadn’t quite reached the boiling point just now. Instead, he’d settled for people-pleasing.
If it were me, thinks Jade with a pleasant smile on his face, I wouldn’t have let that ungrateful anemone escape with all his teeth and joints intact.
But in any case—
“Do you need any assistance?” he asks, approaching Yuhua.
He gets a surprised look for his troubles, and a rejection. “No, it’s okay…” Yuhua smiles, laughing it off. “The customer’s always in the right, right? I’ll handle it myself.”
Having been brushed off, Jade simply watches as Yuhua scurries back over to the kitchen counter.
Hmm. I wonder if he’s simply playing the long game, then…
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IV.
Of all the places that Jamil usually expects to hear arguing, the library ranks last. Generally. Not that it’s always free from arguing, but that’s probably on him for having even the slightest faith in NRC students.
Speaking of which, that’s exactly what he hears when he enters the library one day after classes: arguing. It’s coming from behind a shelf, so Jamil has to guess who it is based on voice alone.
“Please quiet down.” That’s… Crewel’s assistant, Yuhua. “Crewel needs me to borrow this, okay?”
“Uh, hello? Are you not good enough to be his assistant, or something? I need it more. So just hand it over already.”
Jamil stifles a sharp, stressed inhale. That’s a Scarabia student, no doubt—one of his former roommates. Ugh. And just when he thought he could skirt by without having to get involved. What a way to reflect poorly on our whole dorm…
He creeps around the side of the shelf, and what he sees confirms his well-educated guess. A student with a maroon armband towers over Yuhua, who holds a rather thick textbook in hand. The student’s back is to Jamil, but Yuhua’s expression is still visible…
Wait a minute. What the hell? Is… Is Yuhua glaring at the taller guy?
Jamil recalls a conversation he’d had with Ace just the other day: Ace had been in such a hurry to get out of practice that he’d caused multiple… inconveniences for others.
“Yu’s gonna kill me if I’m late for studying!” was his excuse.
“Why are you so scared of Yuhua?” Jamil had asked. Even though Yuhua had been… present, for his Overblot, he still didn’t quite get the control the TA seemed to have over the freshmen.
“You don’t get it, man,” Ace had said. “I almost pissed myself the first time Yu got seriously mad at me. You don’t think anything’s happening because he’s just narrowing his eyes at you, but it’s like toggling a lightswitch. He gets violent out of nowhere.”
At the time, Jamil had shrugged it off with his normal amount of skepticism. Even though he had proved himself able to be as two-faced and cruel as any other student in this school (Jamil never, in his life, wanted to be on the receiving end of the full Octavinelle trio’s scheming again), Yuhua still seemed too… docile. Too naturally passive to be like that when angry. It wasn’t the first time Ace had exaggerated, either.
But now, he’s seeing all the warning signs Ace had mentioned. How Yuhua is narrowing his eyes like an irked cat. If he allows this to continue, then—Oh, great. A fight. In the library, no less. Another problem he’ll have to clean up because it’s his dorm’s student who likely started this mess and will inevitably get into trouble.
With a long-suffering sigh, Jamil steps forward to intervene—
“...Okay, fine,” Yuhua concedes, although it’s a bit of a reluctant grumble. He holds out the textbook instead of bashing it over the student’s head like Jamil had expected him to.
A scoff. “See? Wasn’t that hard.”
“...Right.” Yuhua turns as the student walks away, so his expression is unreadable.
Huh.
Jamil stares blankly for a few moments. That… did not go as he expected, at all.
So much for ‘explosive anger,’ really. Yuhua had just given up.
Well, whatever. Jamil will just chalk it up to Ace’s overdramatic nature and think nothing of it. As long as it was resolved peacefully without needing him to risk grey hairs…
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V.
When Vil calls for a rare water break, Rook takes the opportunity to observe the NRC Tribe’s stiffest fledglings.
Today, again, they’ve taken on pirouettes in a corner where they can still see the mirror. Certainly, it makes for quite a sight: the normally-withdrawn TA trying to instruct two freshmen who have likely never seen a true ballet performance in their lives.
Rook had known Yuhua had a history in dance and music from the start—there was a clear lift to his chin and in his posture when he didn’t feel insecure, holding himself high and sitting on the edge of every seat. He walked with a slight turnout, and was light on his feet; not to mention the controlled expressiveness of his hands. However, the TA didn’t seem to enjoy flaunting these facts, making moments like these all the more enjoyable.
“Epel.” Yuhua frowns, a little soft and yet a little frustrated. “Are you trying?”
The Pomefiore freshman bites the inside of his lower lip. “Uh, well…”
A sigh. “That’s about what I thought. Vil and I aren’t asking much: just a clean single so you can master the basics.” Yuhua crosses his arms. “Is something on your mind?”
“I just…” Epel grimaces. “I still don’t get it. What’s so manly about any of this turning?”
Ah, there it is again.
Rook does not intervene, continuing to observe, even though he can see Yuhua’s eyes briefly twitch into narrowing and his lips press into a strained smile. Any dancer would start to lose it after yet another generalization of their field, especially an ignorantly derogatory one. After multiple generalizations, in fact.
Like any trained performer, however, he smooths it down. That self-control is beautiful in its own right, no matter how strained.
“Manly, huh…?”
Epel yelps as Yuhua, deceptively calm, grabs his arm to adjust it.
“Your elbows are too stiff. Don’t interrupt the line; make them look round and effortless.” A tap to Epel’s back. “Don’t lean forward when you plié, you’re not about to break into a sprint; if your pelvis isn’t under you, then you’ll be off-balance when you turn.” And then, a nudge to the underside of Epel’s chin. “Don’t look at the ground. Look at yourself in the mirror. Keep your chin level so you can spot properly.”
The foundational advice is given almost clinically, automatically. Rook watches with keen interest as Yuhua withholds the same kind of scathing strictness Vil would have easily dished out, even though this must be the second or third time he’s had to say these things to Epel.
“Deuce,” Yuhua asks levelly, “did you hear everything I just said?” To the trained ear, it sounds like a test, an I am on my last straw so there is only one correct answer here.
Thankfully, one of his students is more eager to learn than the other. “Yes!” is the earnest reply from the two of spades, who is already adjusting his posture after listening with the utmost dedication.
“Thank you.” Yuhua turns back to Epel. “We don’t have a lot of time. Just focus on improving for the SDC, okay?”
Epel bristles at being treated like a child, but nods.
A smile spreads across Rook’s face. Ahh, the liveliness of a dancer and his mentees at work…
“Rook.” Vil’s voice snaps him out of his momentary reverie. “Let’s continue practicing.”
Right. Duty calls.
“Of course~”
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VI.
By now, Floyd had noticed, most people were learning to steer clear of starting shit with Yu. On top of him making more friends, on top of the (true) rumors that he’d Overblotted, most people had probably just accepted his presence.
(It also probably helped that Floyd regularly finds great joy in standing behind Yu and scaring off anyone who tried to be a problem.)
But, even then…
Some people don’t take the hint.
Floyd doesn’t know how or why it started, only that when he walks into the courtyard of the main school building, there’s someone yelling at Yu like it’s his Seven-given right. It’s so loud, like a dog’s yapping. So annoying.
Bark, bark, bark. Floyd doesn’t listen to the full thing because it’s not worth his time, but it feels like it goes on for forever. To the point where people are gathering like it’s some kind of show, heads turning.
What a serious mood killer. Maybe Floyd should get involved, start a fight. Let everyone have a piece of this idiot. It doesn’t look like Yu will: he’s just standing there, silent, suffering quietly like he usually would.
“What’s wrong, cat got your tongue?” taunts the nasally little offender. Of course, he’s the worst breed of coward—only able to say these things once Yu is on his lonesome. “No one’s here to defend you now, huh? Aren’t you gonna say something?”
Silence.
“Well?”
“Haaah…” Yu closes his eyes. “I’m seriously sick of your shit.”
“Huh—”
That’s the only thing the yapper can get out before Yu grabs him by the face. His fingers dig into the person’s cheeks, the palm of his hand conveniently muffling any complaints. If looks could kill, he’d be a murderer.
“Didn’t you hear me the first time? I said I’m sick and tired of your bullshit!” Yu shouts. He angrily tightens his grip. “Listen, buddy, I don’t know who the hell you think you are—I don’t know who half the people at this school think they are—but someone needs to humble you, desperately. Have you heard yourself?”
His voice reaches a high, mocking pitch: “Ohhh, no! There’s a magicless person at my school, but I think I deserve to be hot shit because I can make a few pathetic sparks with my magic! I’m gonna pick on him to assert my nonexistent dominance because I think he looks like a weak doormat!
“Yeah, well, womp fuckin’ womp. Being chosen by the Dark Mirror doesn’t mean anything. You’re just a copy-and-paste of every other small fry I’ve met at this school. Ego in the clouds, even though your performance is so bad that you reek of failed contracts and the threat of being held back. Am I right?” Yu scoffs without waiting for an answer. “Grow the fuck up already. Aren’t you embarrassed? Don’t you have any respect for anyone?”
He lets go with a shove, pushing the previously-confident person to the ground. Yu’s heel finds a nice spot to rest on the student’s chest and send a message.
“Do us all a favor and actually have the bite to back up your bark next time. You’re making a fool out of yourself.”
And even after yelling like that, Yu walks away like it’s nothing.
Oh, Sea Witch. Floyd feels ready and raring to kick ass again.
That was great.
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(bonus:
Riddle has no idea how he ended up in this situation, but here he is. Having ended up next to Floyd, watching Yuhua curse a student out.
For good reason, of course. But Riddle didn’t even know that the TA had that in him.
“...Well.” Riddle turns to leave—that’s enough of enjoying the ‘show’ for today. He makes to weave his way out of the crowd that’s gathered, but something makes him pause. He looks up.
There’s a dumb, dopey, lovestruck look on Floyd’s face. That’s the only way Riddle can think to describe his smile, mismatched eyes following after the exiting Yuhua.
…what can he even say in this situation? Riddle stifles an embarrassed grimace and walks away.)
#kai's writing#twst oc#yuusona#shitpost#<- maybe???#anyway this was uh. Definitely the fic of all time lol#you guys might remember darren as an npc i had in a different fic#i loooove adding in 2D cameo chars it's my guilty pleasure#go forth and be an annoying plot device!#yuhua is sick of having to repeat the same lecture and it shows LMFAO#at least this time he didn't apologize after#the doc title for this was 'youre cooked buddy'
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Terrifer 3 has a scene where the Virgin Mary has a man on a leash for no real reason and they didn’t even give Sienna a stigmata when she should have got one. If you’re doing Jesus imagery go full throttle
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Alison Pill as Princess Maude of England in Pillars of the Earth, Episode 1: Anarchy
#pillars of the earth#dailyflicks#perioddramaedit#aartyom#tv: pillars of the earth#p: mine#mine: pillars of the earth#valedits#i never gifed this show even tho it's been sitting on my hard drive for ages#it's my guilty pleasure if i'm stressed i default watch this
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Reconditioning's goin' well messy sketch of Teague bein pretttyyy angry @ Lowbeer (crossover from peripheral)
#avatar recoms#avatar the way of water#avatar oc#my art#my oc#atwow#avatar#recom oc#crossover#cringe but free#i love ainsley lowbeer so much u have no idea#guilty pleasure is drawing my fave ocs w my fave characters of other shows bc i can
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never thought id be watching a new season of black butler in 2024 yet here we are
#my heart was pounding a little from how excited i was#the show is very much a guilty pleasure of mine and i haven’t read the manga#so i’m so excited rn#black butler#kuroshitsuji#black butler public school arc#ciel phantomhive#sebastian michaelis#kuroshitsuji public school arc#black butler season 4#kuroshitsuji season 4
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actually: surprising number of oxford alumni on this blog. what WAS your club of choice. i think i sampled most of them and had extremely strong opinions by the time i left. don’t all say plush btw the fact that we’re all gay is a given on here
#plush in the old venue with the pole though>>>>#the PT venue was better when it was PT#bridge was severely overrated to me. only went once or twice#emporium? underrated. every night i had there was a mess#cellar was intimidating but enjoyable#park end? old reliable. you were always guaranteed a completely OK night there#my college became a fever college after wahoo closed and i have to say… guilty pleasure. really liked it though it was objectively shite#warehouse we hardly knew ye but that fresher’s week foam party was formative to me#JT’s or whatever it was called on the week you stumbled in there… surprisingly fun#only went once but a guy flirted with me by teaching me to salsa so. can’t complain#feel like i’m showing my age bc i just went on google maps and almost all of these are closed 😭😭😭
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Dracula, 2020, dir. Jonny Campbell
SE01E01 The Rules of the Beast
#dracula 2020#horror aesthetic#horror tv#new 20s horror#british horror#dracula#gorefest horror#literary horror#gothic horror#queer fear#this show#specifically this episode#is my go-to indulgent guilty pleasure nonsense
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