#That mew about to commit many crimes agaist this absol

[ask-valiant-victory]

*Destino swaggers up to Valiant, assessing their opponent carefully. Seems like this one was going to be easy to mess with. With an incredibly smug smirk, they began to speak in a confident tone.*

Destino: Hey there buddy, friend, pal, chum. Seems you've learnt an interesting word there. Fuck. It's honestly one of my favourite words. A flavour word. Something that adds a little flair in conversation. It's an incredibly powerful word to use if you know how to use it properly. You've just learnt of it so of course you lack the experience to fully utilise it. I could give you a lesson on this out of the kindness of my heart. I'm just generous like that. One of my many, and I mean many, positive qualities.

*Their smug grin intensifies.*

The word fuck and be used in many ways. All positive, mind you. When you say fuck you, it means warm welcome to you, my friend. Fuck off is also something to say to someone you really care about. It means I think you're a real swell Pokémon. I'd definitely try it from time to time. You can also use the word shit and piss too but they're a bit more complex. Not certain whether your tiny mind would be able to comprehend that yet but perhaps when you're more experienced with the word fuck, you could also become a master of shit and piss too.

Valiant seemed uneasy when he saw the Absol approaching him, something about them was uncomfortably familiar. Despite this, he allowed them to speak, even if he didn't quite understand what they were rambling on about. "Oh um..."

"Those other words... they do sound quite complex, I do not think I've ever heard them used before..."

Valiant appeared a bit giddy at learning something new, so much so that he excitedly turned to Valor to try out this new and completely incorrect knowledge. "Look! I learned a new word!" He chirped while waving to the Mew.

Valor let out a loud gasp, he was in absolute horror at the phrase that just came out of his sibling's mouth. That was definitely not something he taught the Zoroark. In fact, he tried to refrain from cursing around him.

"Where in God's name did ya learn that!?"

Without hesitation Valiant happily pointed to Destino.

"Aren't they so nice! They told me it is a very positive word! They said I should say 'FUCK OFF' to Pokemon I really care about! Isn't it such a nice word?" He smiled, clueless to its true meaning. Valor's gaze instantly snapped to Destino, Oh no. He looked really mad at the Absol. The mew quickly took off their bag and chucked it at Destino's head with surprising accuracy.

After he floated over, he jumped on them roughly a few times. "Why would you purposely tell someone something that's not true? Do you know how long it takes to unteach him things?"

"Look what ya did! Now I have to deal with that!" Once they hopped off the Absol, they began to drag them further away so Valiant was just out of earshot. He had some not-so-pleasant things to say to the Absol.

He grabbed Destino by the fur before pulling them close.

"I really hate Pokemon like you." Valor huffed. "I ain't afraid to spill your guts right now. I wasn't known for being very merciful when I got rid of Pokemon like you." "Did ya really have to pick that word out!? Why didn't you do something more innocent? Like for god sake, ya could have just told him a fork was a spoon or some shit. What in the name of Arceus is this accomplishing?? Is this how ya get your kicks and giggles? Huh?" He gave a loud groan before gesturing to the Zoroark.

"He doesn't know any better ya dumbass! Leave him alone!"