#Thanksgiving stuff

[fromgoy2joy]

There’s another episode of “Humorous Jewish Car Adventures with My Father,” where-in he is upset that I’m converting from Catholicisim to Judaism and things go wrong and in my favor.

Yesterday, we are rushing to get to our Thanksgiving meal in the countryside where my grandparents live. The rest of the family is already there so it’s especially a rush. Christian music is blasting over the speakers as my Dad makes ominous statements about Jesus’ blood and sacrifice.

Then he pauses- “wait! That’s a car in a ditch!”

I look out the window- “oh. They look like they’re okay. No injuries.”

“No!” He insists. “We have to help them.”

My dad is the definition of a city slicker. He can’t screw on the lightbulb. I love his enthusiasm but there’s absolutely nothing he can do to help. But he turns his car around, and quickly parks along the side of this country dirt road. We get out.

“Is there anything we can do to help?” He asks and the people looming around their unfortunate car turn. And they very clearly happen to be orthodox Jewish.

And right behind us, OUR car starts to slide into the same ditch because it hasn’t been put in park.

And that’s how my Catholic father and I spent three hours with a rabbi and his kids on a holiday, making awkward conversation as the tow truck kept on getting delayed.

[meaniezuchinni]

Has it been explicitly explained why Bob loves Thanksgiving? I don't think so.

Here's my HC:

I imagine Bob's mum (Lily) didn't get to cook too much around the house because Big Bob loved to cook for her. BUT Thanksgiving was important to her and she loved to cook a big meal for her family. It was a time when Bob and his mum would spend a lot of time cooking together, she would talk to the food like he now does, she made voices for the turkey baster etc.

Now, Thanksgiving has extreme significance to Bob, and he keeps trying to get his kids to want to help him in the kitchen like he helped his mum. He wants to build traditions with them like the memories he has with his mother. (Unfortunately we all know how that turns out cause Bob does take after his father whether he wants to acknowledge this or not and is quite particular about his cooking and especially Thanksgiving.)

[annakie]

My family was supposed to all be out of town by now, but Stuff happened and they're not leaving til next week.

Asked my mom on Sunday if we were going to do any kind of Thanksgiving and she was like "Oh I bought sliced turkey at the deli!" Me: lol no

Spent an hour or so googling for options and H.E.B. (Texas grocery chain) had a full Thanksgiving dinner for four (4 - 6 lb Turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, sweet potato casserole, green bean casserole, gravy and real cranberry sauce), all pre-cooked, and for under $100. Just unbox, stick it in the oven for an hour, and voila, easy dinner.

So I ordered that. They bought some pie when they went to Walmart, mom's making bread from scratch because she loves using her Kitchenaid stand mixer for bread, I bought a little cheese tray for appetizers, and we've got the easiest Thanksgiving ever for four.

Went to pick it up and:

A) Forgot that everyone gets out of work early today thus getting on the road at 2pm was like usually getting on the road at 5pm, especially heading away from downtown.

B) Forgot how far this grocery store was. I used to work right by there and completely forgot how much I hated that commute. I took the tollways. Worth it.

C) HOLY CRAP the grocery store parking lot was like Mad Max. Trying to get in and this idiot cut me off badly before getting into the parking lot, then I guess they got scared when I followed them into the parking lot and were driving erratically trying to get away from me? Even though I was just, you know, being normal. Maybe they were just THAT dumb. Then they nearly hit a family on foot while making a shitty blind turn. Terrifying. I offered the family my dashcam footage, but since nobody was hurt and they were leaving, they just wanted to get out.

D) CANNOT IMAGINE what it was like in that store, the parking lot looked FULL full. Thank the retail gods for curbside pickup. Didn't have to get out of the car. Wasn't allowed to tip the girl who brought the groceries out. =\ Only downside is that I'd ordered an extra side of pre-made Parmesan Garlic carrots for more veggies. They substituted the carrots for more green beans. Nobody in my family likes green beans much already. :p

E) Driving home was almost as bad, but traffic was better going south.

F) Thought it would take me 45 minutes. Entire trip took an hour and a half. Glad to be home.

G) I hate putting groceries away. The box with dinner juuuuust barely fits in my fridge. I had to duct tape the door shut. No, I'm not kidding. :D IT'S FINE. It's for like, 18 hours!

[wellcome-to-chaos]

*while watching over TT, zey change zeir own barrier to a soundproof one before listening to some music*

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Extending the use of their 12 ft. skeletons.

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 43! This was the first time I learned that Mr. Darcy's first name is Fitzwilliam, and I have to agree with Steph about that being a deal breaker

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[hellfire--cult]

It was your first ever thanksgiving with Eddie, and you sadly had to work the day before and part time on the same day of the festivity. You were completely destroyed you couldn't cook anything at all for Eddie and Wayne, but--

Eddie outdid himself.

He made the turkey the day before, the smell of it filling up your nostrils when you entered your small apartment. The pumpkin pie was ready to be put in the oven the next day where you worked in the morning.

When you came back from work in the afternoon, there were mashed potatoes with gravy on the table as well, a green bean casserole, and the turkey, and Wayne brought in homemade bread and a pumpkin pie for the fridge.

You could almost cry from how amazing Eddie was to you, knowing you would be stressed from work, and going out of his way to get recipes and follow the steps like a soldier. When you chewed on the turkey, your eyes filled with tears from delight, because it was delicious, and emotion, turning to talk to him,

"We could of ordered stuff, you didn't have to do it all alone." And he was confused at your comment but smiled, kissing your shoulder.

"You don't deserve a pizza for Thanksgiving. You deserve this and if I wasn't running out of time, I would of cooked more things for you." Wayne was only rolling his eyes at the sweet filled interaction and you were just looking at your boyfriend with adoration in your eyes.

"Why?"

"Because I love you and like I said, you deserve the best and I will be the one to bring that for you. Now shut up and eat."

Oh, but another feeling surged through you. This man wanted to take care of you, love on you, dote on you, protect you, pamper you, and just make you the happiest person in the world. You looked down at the stuffed turkey on your plate--

You were impatient now. His laughter and his voice when he talked, his mannerisms of giving a squeeze to your hand or your thigh, and you didn't want to be mean but-- You needed Wayne to go. Your love for Eddie was exploding in other ways, keeping it romantic, but you were in need of showing it to him.

So when Wayne finally left, Eddie sighed and started picking the left overs, but you immediately slammed your hands on the table, making him squeal from the scare.

"Sweetheart, what the actual fu--"

"Take off your pants."

The comment echoed throughout the small living room, with the plate of mashed potatoes in his hands while he stared wildly your way. If he squinted enough, he could see your nostrils flaring and probably steam coming out of them.

"What did you say--"

"You fucking heard me. I need to show you how grateful I am or I will lose my goddamn mind." Your voice was coming through your teeth while Eddie was putting down the plate on the table again and he raised his hands at you as if taming a wild animal.

"Baby, you don't need to do anything, it was a pleasure--"

"I swear to god Eddie, I want to suck your dick until you are dehydrated and I want you to stuff me like you did with that fucking turkey. So... Get. Those. Pants. Off."

Who knew you could get rid of pants in 1.2 seconds? Not Eddie.

[egophiliac]

Do you play genshin impact or honkak a

Star rail?

I don't play Honkai, but I've just started looking into Genshin Impact's story (someone described Neuvillette's character to me and I was like. hmm. HMM.) I haven't gotten far yet -- really JUST started looking at it -- but I'm looking forward to more! :D

(I know almost nothing about these characters yet, I'm probably drawing them SUPER wrong, sorry)

[konigsluv]

Aftercare for A (ABC series w/ Sukuna)

contains: aftercare with Sukuna, him calling you "woman" and "mortal" and "good girl", fem!reader

"Damn woman," Sukuna said in a gruff voice as he ran a hand through his pink hair, which was damp with sweat, "a cunt that can take two cocks..."

His dark red eyes flickered over your body that was exempt from exhaustion. Sweat glistened on your skin, your eyes glazed over as your body sunk into the bed that was adorned with luxurious furs and silks.

Your whole body ached, your eyes still seeing little blurry stars from the pure ecstasy this curse inflicted on you.

He had fucked you relentlessly, until you lay limp, unconscious from the overstimulation his two fat cocks caused.

You couldn't even lift your head to look at him, to see the sly smirk on his face as his eyes mocked you.

"My little mortal..." he purrs, his fingertips gliding up your skin at the hip, "so submissive for me, hm?"

You didn't have the energy to respond as his hand groped your breast, squeezing it under his palm.

"Are you? Are you submissive for me, woman?" He sneered, demanding in answer. Your eyes narrowed and you managed a nod.

"Yes, my lord," you croak out, "f-for you..."

A grin creeped onto his face again and he suddenly wrapped two of his arms around your waist, hoisting you up onto his body. Your head rested on his chest and you let out a soft sigh, closing your eyes.

His hands roamed your bare body as you simply lay on him. Sukuna squeezed the flesh of your ass under his palms, he pinched your nipples, and he ran his fingers through your hair.

"good girl," he whispered into your hair, "your such a good girl, yeah." his lips met your forehead, kissing it softly despite his previous rough manner.

"so sweet, so warm, so tight," his grip on your ass tightened and you winced, a small grunt escaping you lips, "so fucking tight for me- my two cocks," another kiss to your forehead.

You then lift your head to look up at him from his chest. You saw the grin on his face and felt a familiar heat in your lower stomach.

Yeah, he was really hot.

"mm, you like my cocks don't you, woman?" He snickered and you nodded quickly.

"yes, my lord, I love it- love them," you stumble desperately and his grin widens until he looked manic.

Sukuna then grabbed your hips, pulling you up slightly as he crashed his lips roughly onto yours-- delving his tongue into your mouth.

You barely had time to react as one of his hands placed itself on the back of your head, holding your head in place as he practically devoured your face.

"mm.." He moaned into your mouth before pulling away, licking his lips with a smirk, "taste like fucking candy-" he growled and you reeled from the kiss.

Sukuna then wiped your lower lip from the saliva, "so does your cunt," he chuckled and your face flushed slightly.

You stared into his eyes for a moment and both of you fell quiet. Both of your gazes were intimate and he pressed his head forward again, placing a gentle kiss on your lips.

"get some rest, mortal," Sukuna hums, "I want to go again soon," he says and you groan, you could already feel the ache in your back.

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[rwrbmovie]

Don't ask mummy for a pet if you can't take care of it.

[cryscendo]

Kurt, I love you so much.

I love you, too.

@giftober 2024 | day 17: phone call/texts

[pinkd3mon]

Free them

Day 7 of drawing kirby shitpost for every day of October

[hollici]

Maybe if he yelled at me I'd get my shit together

[deer-a-day]

341

deer trying to express thanks

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[littlemywashere]

I love them school will not keep me from drawing them goobers istg