#Thanks!!!!!

[corviiids]

hello if you are still accepting death note submissions, how about astarion

amazing submission thank you

verdict: no to both investigative questions. could astarion beat kira? probably, but not the normal way.

could astarion intuit the mechanics of the death note

no.

could astarion identify light yagami

no.

listen. i love astarion very much. he's very clever. but only in all the wrong directions. he has no ability to plan ahead. or really plan at all. he's too impatient to sit around and analyse clues. his plan for beating cazador was to walk into cazador's palace fuck around and find out. 10000% he couldn't beat light at his own game, so that's out, but honestly it might be more effective to beat light yagami NOT at his own game (like ending a chess game by just upending the chessboard) because L tried that and it didn't really work out.

what im saying is if the rest of the worm gang figures out that light is kira, astarion could probably beat him from there. but if you left astarion to his own devices and went "can you find kira" he'd give up.

i do think he might like, accidentally eat light or something though. that counts.

could astarion survive

ok here we run into some interesting questions. for the other ones ive been kind of waffling between whether im putting the character in the death note universe but borrowing their contextual abilities from their own universe, vs putting light yagami/kira/etc into the character's universe... i think due to baldur's gate being the way it is we have to put light in bg3, because astarion's backstory is so contextual and historical you cant really remove him from it while preserving all the relevant factors. what im talking about is two things

can light yagami figure out astarion's surname

what happens if you write an undead person's name in the death note

which are linked - because does light know that astarion is a vampire and therefore undead? the most straightforward way to find astarion's surname is to find his tombstone, but in order to do that light would have to know that astarion had died.

more to the point, the first rule of the death note is:

The human whose name is written in this note shall die.

where we run into TWO problems. the death note takes place in the 'real' world where there are only humans and obvious non-humans (ie animals and shinigami), so there's really no need to make any finer distinction.

but astarion is 1) an elf and 2) a vampire. so does the death note work on elves?? maybe? but an undead vampire ISN'T a human, not in the normal sense and also not in the extrapolated sense where you can assume elves and humans having similar personhood probably have the same rules apply. vampires are undead! that's very different! you cant kill a vampire with a heart attack!!! his heart isn't even working!!!

ALSO

You cannot kill humans at the age of 124 or over with the Death Note.

if we say aging stops when vampires die the first time, then astarion was 39, but then we're saying he's dead, in which case he probably can't die again. if we say aging continues as a vampire, then he's over 200, and he's excluded by this rule.

so i feel like astarion survives due to some stupid loophole.

[v88sy]

Obviously the next few episodes can change my view on this but I wonder if part of why Tim left the door open here is because we know he regretted the decision to kill Shannon so maybe he doesn't want to make that same mistake again so he left a bit of an opening that allows him to revisit Buck and Tommy again

He can't plan for shit, as someone said. Decisions are made like, 1 or 2 episodes ahead most times. Even the decision to have Tommy and Buck kiss was made like 2 episodes before, Oliver said.

I do think it was wise on his part to leave it open ended, as much as we hate it. Something like having Tommy die or move away is far more permanent and doesn't give you narrative wiggle room. I just hope that if it ever becomes clear that the storyline is done, he'll allow for some type of closure between the two. To just...leave it as it is now is definitely poor writing.

[altocat]

Send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃

Yesssss TY Birdy! Hope you're doing well!

[fellshish]

Number one character you would sacrifice to the pigeon gods with no hesitation?

The metatron. Since he’s the voice of god that would be interesting

[kittyklok]

//ooc;;

HII :3 I got inspired by silly trindle blog (<333) so uhmm heres Toki agere moodboard!!! 🐇💖//

[pulim-v]

I'd leave you a few pokeplushies and a masterball

Aww agdhahsjajdb now I'm feeling bad about what I sent you

[whumpy-wyrms]

Finish your writing so I can blast you with fanart of the chapter already 💥💥💥💥💥💥

(I also have a handful of doodles scattered around that I’ll show u later :3 )

EHEHEH OKAY…. OKAY I’LL TRY 💥💥💥💥💥 this chapter specifically is gonna be very fun to make art of later too :3 i’m excited

[vivi-mire]

Happy birthday!! 🎉 be on guard for attacks coming your way 👀

For a moment I forgot artfight was a thing and I was like “damn is Rosie going to hunt me down? 😭”

[mousegirlpodcast]

Kink rating: the contraption

SQUEAK! The only one I can think of is the one to hold down mice and spank them…..

Very very good >~< but don’t get any ideas

[grumpytrans]

hey just FYI this post you reblogged: https://www.tumblr.com/grumpytrans/764935605991931904?source=share

is made by a terf

absolutely disgusting tysm for letting me know! blocked and deleted -

the post they're talking about:

[mushroom-girl89]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Z28Yaj3jtREaa8rjKPPpVES44Mnl2j5NVwGeP0WD3Xw/edit?usp=drivesdk

Google doc of omori ch 4!! ^^

Thanks!!!

I found a way to open them!!!

[stillokaynextcrisis]

Are you a cat or a dog person?

I am a massive massive dog person! My dog Gemma is one of my favorite people on the planet. I can’t have cats bc I’m allergic (boo) although if I met yours I’d “forget” and pet it anyway 😂

[pregnant-javert]

🔥 for a fandom-related unpopular opinion of your choice >:)

SINCE we both share some fandoms, I'mma go for Sharpe!

I don't find the riflemen/greenjackets that interesting or compelling. They are fun additions to the show/books and serve the wider message of Sharpe, but I **personally** don't have the impulse to craft entire AUs around them... not that I have any room to talk bc of what I write, lmao.

[altocat]

I just want you to know that I've been following your blog for a while and I always enjoy your thoughts and headcanons about the AGS trio and our soggy wet cat of a ginger menace.

I pass them along to one of my besties who isn't on this platform. She loves them and they always make us laugh!

Please know that you bring a lot of joy with what you do! 😊💕

Hhhhh that means so much to me to hear! And I'm always glad to hear from some new faces. Thank you so much ❤️❤️❤️

[mybedroomceilingsbored]

I stay up late, and I talk to the moon And I can't stop telling him all about you Wonder if you do the same thing I do

These four white walls they know more than my friends They watch me type messages I'll never send This is the place that I just can't pretend to be alright

Is your bedroom ceiling bored like mine? Of you staring at it all the time? 'Cause it's seen so many nights where I cry And I yell at the sky for not telling you how I feel Is your bedroom ceiling bored like mine?

I get up early and talk to the sun And ask her for guidance But she ain't got none How am I supposed to know you're not the one I'm begging to the mirror 'cause I can't find an answer

Too busy falling apart And I wonder if you're moving on If you are, what's your secret? 'Cause I can't work out where to start

Is your bedroom ceiling bored like mine? Of you staring at it all the time? 'Cause it's seen so many nights where I cry And I yell at the sky for not telling you how I feel Is your bedroom ceiling bored like mine?

I stay up late, and I talk to the moon I can't stop telling him all about you Wonder if you do the same thing I do

I get up early and talk to the sun Ask her for guidance, but she ain't got none Wonder if you do the same thing I do I hope you do

Is your bedroom ceiling bored like mine? Of you staring at it all the time? 'Cause it's seen so many nights where I cry And I yell at the sky for not telling you how I feel Is your bedroom ceiling bored? Is your bedroom ceiling bored like mine?

AASGHSLDFKJS THANK YOUUUU!

aaah :) i adore this song so much <33

you're the absolute best, anon