#Thank you for the food ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ

[yuiiasathesilly]

Didn't know they were 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 like that.

thinking abt monsterfuckers but instead of the reader being the monsterfucker, it’s the CHARACTERS

mmm characters who are considered tall, big and intimidating in human standards. big buff arms, thick thighs and strong calloused hands that can crush a grown man’s skull in. but compared to you? their lover? they’re nothing but a tiny creature. an incomplete being, a small little toy for you to pick up or poke around for your own amusement. their large and heavy weapon is nothing but a stick in your hand, a mere small wand you wave around with a bellowing amused laugh

hand holding? they’re just thinking of how you can forcibly keep their legs open during intimate times. an innocent peck or you licking off something on your lip? they’re staring, drooling, closing their legs shut as they wonder how deep that forked tongue can be showed down their throat. how you could practically rearrange their guts with that thick tongue

don’t even get them started on the way they unashamedly stare at your crotch or chest or strong thighs when you do simple stretches. they have a hole and a goal, they’ll forcefully make your cock fit inside their warm walls. anatomically impossible be damned, they want your babies, they want you to use them like they’re nothing but an onehole to you, a stress toy you can blow off steam on. mouth? jaws open and looking up at you prettily. prefer their tight walls? already prepped, a whole bottle of lube ready and bending over for you in any position, place you want. want to use their thighs? legs closed, raised high, ready to drool as they see your heavy, inhuman cock disappear and appear through the flesh of their thighs. you have clawed fingers? it doesn’t matter, they’re already squirming in their seat as they see your claws gets clipped a bit on the front, dulling the sharpness. for them

it doesn’t matter how many times you two have sex, every goddamn time they’ll be squirming, thrashing around, sobbing and getting drunk on the feeling of your cockhead pushing past their walls. just the head in and they’re already feeling like they’re gonna cum. you slowly ease them down into your thickness, their hole tightening around you so much to the point you nearly think that the blood circulation will stop. you would ask if they wanna stop, want you to pull out or have a break. they’ll vehemently shake their head no, asking you to keep going, fuck them dumb, use their body and fill every one of their holes until they’re overflowing with your cum

sweet little thing, so small compared to your monstrous form, already shrieking and squirting when you bottom out inside their soft warmth. they’ll try to weakly bounce themselves on your cock, trying to get some friction but all they can manage is meager grinds. you would chuckle, lean back and watch them make themselves stupid with just a few movements when you two haven’t even properly started yet. such an eager mortal

watch them get dumb, getting all the logics fucked out of their head as pretty eyes roll back, pupils so wide you can’t see their original eye color. mouth always open, punched out breathy “aanhh… ah ah angh mmgh! s-so bigg… f-fucckiinngh my guts♡︎♡︎!!” come out, already lost as they clench around you again. cute little mortal lover of yours, getting their holes stretched by their inhuman lover. circle your finger or claw over the bump in their belly and they’ll squeal, kicking their legs as they lean back against your chest

if they get too loud, don’t worry, you have large fingers and long tongue for a reason. kiss their lips gently as a silent form of warning before showing your tongue down their throat. place the tip of your finger pad right against their adam’s apple and feel as their esophagus widen just a bit with your tongue inside them. lick the insides of their mouth, exploring the wet cavern and feeling their tongue flatten against yours as a muscle memory. only to pull out and shove a finger into the first knuckle, making them choke due to the change in thickness. just a single finger to the first knuckle and they can’t handle it

if they bite down on your finger or tongue or even your cock, you can bite back too. just gently add some pressure onto your fangs that rest just over the back of their neck. they’ll thrash around like they don’t want it but their bucks into your awaiting jaws says otherwise. they’re just waiting for the day you would finally mark them, make them your mate so they can tell other monsters of your race to fuck off

but your human lover becomes hundred times worse when your heat cycle hits. it’s over for both them and you. you’re not getting out of the house and they can’t even feel their own body but they will always drunkenly blabber for you to “c-cummmgh!! cum insiidee♥︎♥︎k-knock meengh up♡︎knock me up!! make me yo-oongh your your mate...♡︎♥︎♥︎!!” while they stare at you with drunk eyes and drooling lips. since they asked so nicely, surely you can fulfill their wish this year and knock them up right? and mark them as yours while at it too

in conclusion; pls send help i’m horni and want to be a monster

characters: jing yuan, blade, dan feng, dan heng il, himeko, gepard, wriothesley, neuvillette, zhongli, baizhu, capitano, pantalone, dottore, childe, pierro, sampo, gallagher, ayato, alhaitham, kaeya, diluc, calcharo, jiyan, geshu lin, yuanwu, yhan, scar, aalto, diavolo, beelzebub, lucifer, mephistopheles, thirteen, raiden ei, black swan, kafka, yae miko, clorinde, navia, baizhi, rover, taoqi, changli, yelan, xianyun, welt yang + anyone you like

[chocolatvoid]

Lala, Milk, and Keropi! 💕 ^w^

Oh gosh! I just saw this!! thank you for the asks!!! I appreciate them sm!! Yay!!ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ

Lala: if you had three wishes what would they be?

My first wish would be for everyone to be happy~(cheesy wish I know ^^" but I mean it!!)

my second wish would be to get a nice cozy house by the seaside!

my last wish would be...a big party to celebrate! With lots of cake and junk food~ oh that would be nice!!

Milk: your favourite type of drink?

Coffee!! So tasty and gives me lots of energy!!

Keroppi: what is one of your hobbies?

I like to read a lot! Ahaha mostly fantasy,classics and poetry. I read too much so I've been giving it a break but I always end up doing it anyway!! ^.^

[itoshily]

can i request boyfie hcs for kaiser from blue lock 🥺🥺🥺

hello anon !! here you go :)

warnings: mentions of food, kissing, suggestive

— YOU JUST WANT HIM TO BE NICER ON FIELD 😭

— he obviously tends to get competitive and gets everyone riled up, although you try TRY to calm him down but it never works

— hes a huge tease. heated make out sessions? yup. especially when he comes back after a tiring day of practice and takes out his pent up frustration

— he somehow loves tagging along with you and helping you pick your clothes

— you both watch very dramatic reality shows cuddling on the couch with him being the big spoon, and obviously dissing the shows

— he brings you your favourite food when you’re feeling low and kisses all over your face and loves going on movie dates with you <33

thank you for reading ! have a nice day/night, eat/hydrate well, you gorgeous person, ily you're worth so much <3 ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ

[nad-zeta]

May I ask for a HC about the vampires reacting to an MC that came through the door to the XIX century as a single mother of a little boy holding her hand?

(ღ˘⌣˘ღ) Hi, there love! Thank you so much for the request! I hope you enjoy it! Hehe side note I got lazy so I only did it for 3 of the bois I hope you don't mind! Hope you enjoy and have a super good day<3 🥰❤

Single mother Mc with son- feat Napoleon, Arthur, Vincent 

Napoleon

The first time Napoleon was introduced to you and your little son, he is completely fascinated

Instead of being scared of the strange mansion filled with strangers, the little boy was curiously looking around (◕▿◕✿)

The second Napoleon approaches you to introduce himself to you, your son stood in front of you with his arms protectivly streached out 

＼\٩( 'ω' )و //／

Napolean can’t hold back his curious smile as he gets down on one knee and holds out his hand to introduce himself to the little boi （＾ω＾）

The boy’s eyes light up as he takes Napoleon’s big hand in his “Nice to meet you, sir.” (｡◕‿◕｡)

You son seems to have taken a liking to the emperor of France as he would often disappear only to be found next to Napoleon, bouncing in excitement chanting “pancakes pancake pancakes.” ۹⌤_⌤۹

The little boy will also insist on helping make the meal.

As the little boy tried to sift the flour for the pancake, he accidentally poured too much flour in the bowl, making the flour *poof* all over the boy’s face and the kitchen (・ε・`*) …

Napoleon turned around to just to burst into laughter “You look like a little ghost.” ☜(˚▽˚)

You son smiled at him, and launched some flour at Napoleon “hehehe so do you.” (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

Cue the two of them having a food fight (　･ω･)っ≡

Wrong moment for Sabastian to walk in 

“WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING” ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Napoleon picked up the boy and put him on his shoulders, 

The two of them ran away from the angry butler (◕ω◕✿) ღ(◔ڼ◔ღ)ミ

“Mommy mommy look! Me and Napoleon made some pancakes for lunch” （☆∀☆）

“I know, Sabastian told me all about the mess the two of you made”

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

The two boys just smiled the biggest smiles, while making quick work of the pancakes (＾-＾)＿日

Napoleon would often take the 2 of you with him to teach the street children.

You loved the look of pure joy on your son’s face as he plays with the  children  U(ㅇㅅㅇ❀)U

You and Napoleon would often chat about anything and everything while watching the children play

Your son is not the only one who had gotten close to Napoleon, as the two of you have also started spending masses amounts of time together.

You loved spending time with the man, you especially loved his sense of humour.

Often the three of you can be found cracking jokes together and bursting into fits of laugher.

Napoleon also taught your lil boy how to fence, “Mommy mommy, Napoleon said he used to be an emperor, and he told me he would teach me how to be a king.” (☼Д☼) (◕ㅁ◕✿)

“Nunuche... I can explain,” Napoleon says calmly, as you glare at him for teaching your son something super dangerous. (；一_一)

Before you can even start scolding the man, a tickle fight breaks out, your son decides to join, and the two of you team up on Napoleon. 

“mercy mercy”, you smile as the former emperor is now at the mercy of you and the little boy ლ(･ω･*ლ)

Napoleon can’t help but pull you down and kiss you.(*＾3＾）

“Ewwww cooties.” (/‿＼✿)

One day as you fell asleep resting against Napoleon’s shoulder, your son looked up at Napoleon and asked: “are you going to be my new dad.”

(人◕ω◕)

“Is that what you would like little Nunuche.” 

The little boy gives a small nod and wraps his little arms around Napoleon’s neck. ⊂(´・ω・｀⊂)

He smiles up at the little by “Now we just have to convince your mother to marry me.” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“hehe, that’s going to be easy considering she really looooves you.”

❀◕ ‿ ◕❀

At that moment, Napoleon is the happiest man in the world, holding the two people he loves most in his arms. 

Arthur

The second ArTHOT see you, he flirts mercilessly with you, not seeing the little boy hiding behind you cling to your hand ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

All of a sudden, he feels a sharp pain in his shin “Hey, you, don’t mess with my mommy, ooor,  you will be answering to me.” ಠ▃ಠ

By Jove, and who might this little scamp be” he says while crouching down and eyeing the boy curiously. (◠‿◠✿)

You woke up the next day in a panic, your son was gone. ゞ◎Д◎ヾ

You ran down the stairs into the dining hall to see your son sitting on the floor, patting a dog and chatting with the playboy vampire. 

Your son had seemed to take a big liking to Arthur. ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

Must be cause of the dog

If the two of them aren’t playing some random board game together, the two of them are outside playing wit Vic. ʢᵕᴗᵕʡ

The little boy was shocked when he went to Arthur’s room one day to convince him to play with him, only to find Arthur writing a book?

ɾ◉⊆◉ɹ

“Hey, lad, whats your favourite book”, Arthur couldn’t help but break out into laughter at the little boy’s reaction at his question. ⊙▽⊙

“Obviously sherlock homes, he is sooo cool, I wanna be like him when I grow up.” (≧ω≦)ゞ

“well then little Sherlock hows about we solve the mystery of the missing dog”, the little boy whipped his head back to see that his favourite doggo was not sleeping soundly in his regular spot. (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

“Okay” (*≧▽≦)

The little boy ran around Arthur’s room looking for clues (●・ω・)b

(╭ರ_⊙)

“Look Watson footprints!” (つ >ω●)つ

“Mr Holmes, I do believe they are the footprints of a gigantic hound!” 🐾

The two of them ran around the mansion following all the clues trying to uncover the mystery of the missing dog, when finally, the boy’s eyes lit up “Watson I believe I know where Vic has disappeared to” \ (•◡•) /

He then ran to the kitchen where you were standing making breakfast, and right there at your feet, Vic sat waiting for tip bits. ᕕ༼✿•̀︿•́༽ᕗ

“Excellent” Arthure cried “However, did you uncover this mystery, Sherlock,” Arthur asked, trying to stifle a laugh. ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

“Elementary dear Watson.” (｡◕‿◕｡)

The boy was awestruck when he found out that Arthur wasn’t just an authur but also a doctor.  🚑  (@_@)

He would run to Arthur, tears and snot streaming down his face whenever he got hurt  ‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

“By Jove, it seems you are bleeding out right in front of me.” (｡◕‿◕｡)

 ಥʖ̯ಥ

Arthur would gently clean and bandage the wound “It was a close call little sherlock, but I think you will live”. (◕‿◕✿)

He will sniff while rubbing the tears from his eyes and wrap his arms around Arthur’s neck asking if he can stay with him for a while   

ლ(・﹏・ლ)

The three of you can often be found snuggled together as Arthur read the two of you his latest sherlock homes chapter. (｡◕‿◕｡)

“It would appear our little boy has passed out Luv” He gives you a gentle kiss thanking the universe for sending him these two wonderful people snuggled up in his arms. (︶｡︶✽)

Vincent 

The first time your son sees Vincent all he can think is wow, he pulls on your hand and stands on his tippy toes to whisper something in your ears. (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ

You crouch down “Mom is he an angel?” your sweet boy asks looking at you with big curious doe eyes. ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ

You smile and whisper back into his ears “I believe we have just met the most beautiful angel, how about you introduce yourself and find out the angel’s name”.

He gives you a small nod and bright smile running towards Vincent. 

(｡◕‿◕｡)

Vincent is absolutely taken by you and the little boy. (✿◠‿◠)

He would often take you and the boy with him to his favourite flower field to paint. 🌼🌸❀✿🌷

Your son absolutely loved Vincent. ♡(ŐωŐ人)

He would often run into Vincent’s room after painting something, and show it off “look, Vincent! I painted you and my mommy.” ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

“Wow this is absolutely stunning, do you mind if I hang this work of art in my room.” (人´∀｀)．☆．。．:*･°

Vincent teaches him everything he knows about painting, he is practically wrapped around the little one’s finger.  🎨

The three of you are always together, painting or playing in the garden together. (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

You and Vincent can’t help but break out into laughter one day, as the three of you were painting together, 

You looked over at you son to see him paining with Brush the racoon’s tail. (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) (｡◕‿◕｡)

You make a small squeak at the sight, causing Vincent to look over at your son. (~˘▾˘)~

He breaks out into laughter “haha brush haha isn’t a brush haha his an animal.” (★^O^★)

The three of you laugh together at the poor animal, who happily swished his tail leaving a streak of paint across your face in revenge.

Cue Vincent and your son laughing even harder, “Mommy, you have paint all over your face.” (๑>ᴗ<๑)

You mischievous little boy then pained his hands full of blue paint, and then held Vincent’s cheeks in his tiny hands, leaving blue handprints on his face. (/‿＼✿)

“oooh, this means war.”(¬‿¬)

The three of you spent the rest of the afternoon laughing and having a paint fight. (*○゜∀。)/☆*。*.・+★

You walked back together that night, each of you holding one of your boys hands, swinging him between the two of you. ʅ（´◔౪◔）ʃ

You guys were met with a very grumpy Sabastian at the door “I hope the three of you aren’t planning on treading paint into my freshly cleaned mansion, off to the bath with you.” ಠ╭╮ಠ

The three of you bathed together in the communal baths.🛀

You couldnt help but continue the fun and games as you guys were now splashing each other. ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ(*￣o￣*)>ヽ｀、ヽ｀ 

Once the three of you were cleaned and dressed, you made your way to Vincent room for family cuddles. (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Hope ya enjoyed it love! hehe i do believe this is my first Ikevamp Hc lol so i hope its not toooo shit (^-^*)ノ❤❤🔥

[teen-cups-au]

💙¡Prank!❤

😘💖¡A Teen Cups fanfiction submitted by a follower! 💖😘

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* Warning  : Its fluff this time! personally I laughed a lot while writing this! So I would recommend you not to drink or eat anything while reading! ❤️❤️❤️💙💙💙💖💖💖💕💕💕💕😘😘😘 ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁)(◍•ᴗ•◍)

Cuphead was sleeping on the couch, he was wrapped in a red bedsheet. His cup was on a light red pillow. His one leg was uncovered. His one hand on his chest the other one hanging freely  from the edge of the couch. 

Mugman went to his mother and asked “Mom may I borrow your cosmetics?”

Rosie asked “sure but why honey?”

“I just want to prank cuphead.. I promise it will be harmless!” he pleaded 

“Fine as long as its harmless!” she said 

“Yes I promise!” he said quietly. 

“Go to the bathroom behind the curtain the first shelf, there is a small red bag with blue roses designs. In there I have my cosmetics!"  she said curious at what her younger son was up to. 

"Thanks mom!” he hugged her and ran to the bathroom. He took the small red bag and went to Cuphead. 

He took  his mother’s eyeshadows  and her brush and put some red eyeshadow and gently painted cupheads eyes, then the rest of his face, 

He took her lipstick 💄 and painted his lips and draw upon his face..

Cuphead of course understood nothing. (If only you knew who much the author laughed) 

When he was done he returned the bag back to the bathroom.. 

And sat on the table like a young gentleman.. ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ 😇  [you naughty boy (¬v¬)] 

Lunch was ready. 

Rosie called her husband who was upstairs doing ironing. Her son woke up and lazily walked and sat on the table. 

Mugman was snickering.. Along with his father.. Who really couldnt help himself!  Rosie tried not to laugh. But she really couldn’t help it. She bit her lips. 

Cuphead of course was eating his food normally.. 

He caught a sight of Mugman and his father  laughing “ppppfffttt" 

Rosie tried her hardest not to laugh but it was too funny for her to handle.. 

Soon Mugman died laughing hitting the table with his hands and tears running down his face. Same for Mac.. 

Cuphead asked "What?! Is something wrong with my face and you are all laughing? " 

Rosie looked at her husband and said sternly  "Mac..!” Mac looked at her and said “pppffttt oh come on  its actually pretty good!! You can’t help yourself I can see it in your face!" 

Rosie’s serious expression was soon replaced by a laugh she cleared her throat and "ahem” she said “Please go to the mirror and take a look”. Cuphead perplexed got up, Mac and Mugman were laughing harder..  They joined their hands (high five but they have four fingers so I guess high four😅) 

He got up all perplexed and when he saw himself he gasped “*GASP*  WHAT THE?! WHO DID THIS!? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FACE? !” his eyes were painted with eyeliner, there was lipstick on his lips and face, eyeshadow and  powder. There were other designs such as smiley faces, sun, hearts all over his Cup. 

(Authors note : Literally my face when I was a little girl and I was trying to do my makeup using my mother’s cosmetics.. 😂) 

Mugman was slowly ascending the stairs.. When cuphead looked at him 😑 frowning. They started at each other for a while. Mugman started running for dear life and Cuphead’ yelled “ GET BACK IN HERE!!! ” he went after him. He started hunting him. 

Mugman ran all over the house with cuphead hunting him.  Rosie yelled" BOYS DONT RUN ON THE STAIRS BE CAREFUL!“

They even started running around their mother with Mugman hiding behind her red dress and Cuphead in front of her trying to catch him. 

After some time Cuphead jumped, grabbed Mugman’s waist and tackled him on the floor. 

"OOF!"  Mugman said closing his eyes tightly as he fell down on the floor. 

Cuphead turned him around and held him there. He  glared daggers at him, Mugman wasn’t laughing anymore.. 

"Hehehe don’t you want to talk about it?” he asked nervously 

Cuphead said nothing “…. ”, Mugman gulped.. “*gulp * hehehe y-you got me… Cup.." 

Cuphead raised his clenched fist 🤜ready to punch him. Mugman tightly closed his eyes waiting for the punch to come but instead.. Cuphead gently pinched Mugman’s nose "Honk" 

Mugman opened his eyes and saw cuphead chuckling ” Pppffttt you should have seen your face “. 

Mugman sighed with relief, "wait.. You are not mad?” Mugman asked “Nope that was actually a good one! After all how can I be mad you adorable!”.  “Aw” he said and hugged him. His mother came holding a dark towel she had for her makeup. 

She handed this to her son and asked him to clean him. 

Mugman took the towel and started rubbing his brother’s face. 

Later

They ate ice-cream watching the sunset in their balcony. Mugman had chocolate flavor with  cookies 🍪 and Cuphead had chocolate 🍫 with strawberry 🍓. Hugging each other! 

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

💙The end! 💙

Mac I love you! 🤣

💕💖So here is a fluffy story to take a break from the angst!💖💕

💙💙¡¡Thank you for reading!! 💙💙

(๑•ᴗ•๑)♡   

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Doudy (mun): Hehehe! Muggy, you naughty boi!

That was cute ^^

[itoshily]

ZHONGLI, AYATO, KUROO, AKAASHI, SHOTO, IZUKU would treat you like royalty. and I MEAN THEY WOULD COMPLETELY spoil you with expensive, lavish gifts like new jewellery, or maybe your favourite food, or being pampered and babied with warm cozy cuddles and kisses all over your pretty face <33

thank you for reading ! have a nice day/night, eat/hydrate well, you gorgeous person, ily you're worth so much <3 ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ

[itoshily]

Hi this is my first time requesting srry if i sound awkward😅but Can u do gagamaru with a short gf headcanons? 🤧

hii anon !! i hope you’re having a great day/night and here you go :) im actually so happy writing for blue lock i love it sm <33

warning: mentions of food, kissing

— we know this man is a beanstalk.

— anyways so he loves you just the way you are so when you talk about how you’re short and insecure about it, he tells you how you’re like his little teddy bear<33

— he thinks you’re so, so adorable and your cuddles are is comfort. even more than kisses or dates he loves cuddling. just using you as a smol soft toy for him he treats you like you’re his angel he’s so in love with you

— !! RAMEN DATES !! he always eats with his hands and you help him with chopsticks and at first he gets how to use them but ends up forgetting about them and using his hands again 😭

— he takes you out for hiking and to bamboo groves every weekend bc you both love time for self-care and meditation!

— he wants to have a pet really REALLY bad and insists to get one once you both start living together

thank you for reading ! have a nice day/night, eat/hydrate well, you gorgeous person, ily you're worth so much <3 ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ