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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!
Black Mask: Hey Foxglove, listen, corporate makes us do this every year, but this is just a little manager evaluation form. You just fill it out, let them know how I'm doing, you know?
Foxglove: Alright! Uh, "Is your manager manipulative?"
Black Mask: I'd say "No" to that if I were you.
Black Mask: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Foxglove: Black Mask, what did you think a tiger shark was?
Foxglove: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Black Mask: What the hell do you do?
Foxglove: I die? What kinda question...
Black Mask: How would you like your coffee?
Foxglove: As dark as my soul.
Black Mask: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!
Foxglove: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.
Foxglove: One... two... three.
Black Mask: ...
Foxglove: ...
Foxglove: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
Black Mask: I got an idea!
Foxglove: Does it involve breaking the law?
Black Mask: By now don’t you think that’s a given?
Foxglove: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Black Mask: Don’t bother.
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