#Tgcaps

[vthunder42]

My latest TG cap: "The Natural (or Team Morale)"

See description/commentary on my blog: https://vanillathunderstgcaps.blogspot.com/2024/05/the-natural-or-team-morale.html

[alice123love]

Would you board this jet?

[vthunder42]

I might go to the effort one day of posting all of my captions here, but until then, here's a helpful archive of (I think) all of my captions to date! Enjoy!

[vthunder42]

VanillaThunder's Christmas TG Caps from the Archives: 2022 Edition! Check back throughout December for caps from years past!

[shaunashipmn]

MARCOS SPEAKING SPANISH TO THE BABY 😭😭😭

[preetisissy]

office girl

[vthunder42]

Royal Replacement: (Caption Text Under the Cut)

It was nearly time, the Duke’s son would be here soon and I’d be expected to greet him while our fathers discussed their business dealings. It was hardly the first time I was made to play nice with visiting royalty, but the first time dressed like this. Usually, this was reserved for my twin sister, Penelope, but when her lady-in-waiting went to wake her up this morning, she was gone! She’d been complaining recently about not wanting to marry any of the suitors she had, and had confided in me once that the suitor she desired was actually a Countess, but I never expected her to actually run away from home. This particular Duke’s son was the one my parents favored her to marry, so she needed to meet him. Fortunately for them, even as we get older, our genetics still favor each other enough that I could pass for her if I had to.

And boy, I had to. Even my father was in favor, so my mother and the handmaiden spent the entire morning making me over and stuffing me into one of Penelope’s dresses. My body was smooth and free of hair below my plucked eyebrows, my makeup immaculate and my body accentuated thanks to padding and creatively sewn garments. They even had me attending her harp lesson for authenticity’s sake, it was strange watching my delicately manicured fingers plucking at the strings.

“It’s only temporary!”

“Your sister will return home soon enough, you won’t actually have to marry him!”

But I knew my sister, strong-willed and wickedly intelligent, she’d never be found, but Penelope would become the Duchess anyway, and her brother the prince would vanish into obscurity, never to be heard from again.

[shaunashipmn]

[vthunder42]

One of my favorite caption artists has returned to the game after a very long absence, I won't say her name, but if you've been seeing my reblogs lately, it's pretty obvious who it is, and that's reminded me of one of her captions from back in the day that I adored and this picture made me want to try my hand at a similar premise.

Text under the cut for the visually impaired:

“Come back to bed, baby!”

“I don’t know what I’m going to do. I mean the makeup washes off, but the highlights? The extensions? And my eyebrows!”

“What are you talking about?”

“I’ve got work in the morning! I can’t show up looking like this!”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m a man! I’m not supposed to...”

“Because you’re not supposed to have long, lustrous hair, shaved legs and delicately arched eyebrows? Honey, I think it’s time to face facts and stop living a lie.”

“What are you talking about? This is just a game, just your fantasy.”

“My fantasy? Maybe that’s what I told you, but don’t think I haven’t seen the looks over the years, looking more at my dress than me, this was always supposed to be your fantasy. The one you were too afraid to admit.”

“But...”

“But nothing. Call out tomorrow and we can discuss this later, right now, I’ve got some more fantasies for us to fulfill...”