#Tf2 soldier x zhanna

[tf2shipswag]

TF2 SHIP SWAG FINALE

COMING IN FROM THE LEFT SIDE, WE'VE GOT HEAVYMEDIC [ALSO KNOWN AS RED OKTOBERFEST]!

as THE tf2 ship, heavymedic has been one of the most popular pairings within the community-romantic or otherwise-for a VERY long time. the tank and the healer. they have barreled through this competition mostly unscathed. the bloodlust they show in battle has most definitely carried over into this competition<3

many [including myself] have begged for their downfall. they have a LONG line of people looking for revenge, but thus far, it looks like the line of their backers has been even longer. even through their divorce on shork's stream, they've managed to make it through to the finals.

AND ON THE RIGHT WE HAVE SOLDIERZHANNA!

the most insane, naked, honey covered couple of all time. they are both incredibly blunt and you WILL know that they are together. zhanna's necklace of severed human ears didn't come out of nowhere.

though they had a bit more of a challenge than heavymedic, they still breezed through the competition fairly easily. they may be the last ones with a chance to beat heavymedic and avenge the poor souls whomst we've lost thus far</3

y'know. other than zhanna's and heavy's mom and The Steel Chair Tm.

will the inherent romanticism of open heart surgery manage to keep up, or will the combined [and truly patriotic] teamwork and violence that is soldierzhanna manage to take heavymedic down once and for all?

CAST YOUR VOTES, SUBMIT YOUR PROPAGANDA, AND MAY THE BEST SHIP WIN!

[yyoshiaa]

I just want them both are really happy, they deserve that

Thanks to this idea of @poopyboiman, I realized this scene where soldier catches the flowers and gives them to Zhanna.

btw Demoman is really really proud of them and very involved in this scene

[endergirlplayz]

valentines sketches pt1 tf2

there may be more tf2 later but for now the request I got (heavyxmedic )and some soldierxzhanna bc I think they're cute and we should appreciate them more

fun fact: I was originally planning to do a drawing like this of my ocs cupid and vaporwave, but this pose fits them so good too

Idk how to draw braids lol

[artoatsblog]

You should also read this fic that isn't mine

[solid-white]

Tf2 details that a lot of people get wrong:

[Part 2]

Demoman is most likely under 30, making him either the third or second youngest out of the cast. I GET IT. YOU CAN ALL STOP TELLING ME HE'S "not actually under 30" IM TALKING ABOUT THIS COMIC ISSUE. NOT THE ACTUAL FULL COMIC SERIES WHERE IT TAKES PLACE 5 YEARS AFTER.

Scout can drive. He even has that taunt where he drives that little scooter.

Snipers glasses were likely given to him by his dad.

Engineer is NOT the most """sane""" of the mercs, that actually goes to Heavy. He has a severe God complex (line: "I am a GOD!") And cut off his arm cuz why not. He also has green eyes, not blue.

Medic is terrible at naming things. I just think this has a lot of potential for jokes.

Pyro is completely aware they're setting stuff on fire, they just like wearing their mask. They also aren't a kid despite how Miss Pauling talks to them.

Spy isn't as professional as people think. He takes 7 seconds to piss on a wall, and Miss Pauling tells him to wash his mask since he never takes it off.

Soldier WAS "racist" (I really don't know how to describe the term here) until he met Zhanna.

Finally, Heavy. I don't even need to explain anything. His entire CHARACTER is always mischaracterized to be Medic's alpha boyfriend. He's arguably the most caring one out of the mercs.

[glgtg]

Recent work haha >:)

[artoatsblog]

@tyrianludaship

You ever just realize that Soldier is basically the Barbie of the TF2 universe.

Like, they both basically work every job in existence. Both are gorgeous and have boyfriends. Both are basically princesses.

Therefore, it is to be concluded that Solider IS Barbie.

[absolutehumandisaster]

This is what true love looks like. Btw.

[cawcawrobinjay]

this is how soldier/demo/zhanna polycule can still win

[troublemakergalaxy]

THEYRE SO SWEET TOGETHER I FUCKING CAN'T

[tf2shipswag]

ROUND 4.

[victorstoleyourorgans]

The hottest couple ever is them actually 🩷

[dragonroilz]

[catfortress]

SOLDIER AND ZHANNAS KIDS I WANNA SQEEZE THEM LIKE MARSHAMMLOWS I ADORE THEM THEY'RE SO FUCKING CUTE

ough yea as kibbys little guys yardg

This post was meant to reply to this ask but I forgot !😭🙏

Here is the family, though :3c

[spammiamm]

Boy oh BOY tea eff too dump

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Tf2 details that a lot of people get wrong PT 2:

[Previous post]

The Administrator INCLUDING miss Pauling often severaly underestimate the mercs intelligence and capabilities, so much so that Demoman and Soldier got away with being friends for months (or they hid it THAT well, I wouldn't put it past Soldier).

In the last post, a lot of people were saying that Demoman was over 30. I'd like to argue that Demoman is at least in his late 20s during the WAR! issue, though he was in his 30s during the gravel wars and later comics too. But let's agree to disagree before people get annoyed at me for getting a characters age wrong, let's say he's between 29-36.

I keep saying this and I'LL KEEP SAYING THIS! Scout KNOWS who his dad is, there's so much evidence, and he's WAY smarter then most people give him credit for. I made an analysis about the Meet The Scout video and the fact he took down almost HALF of the blu team means he's CRAZY strategic AND I'LL KEEP GLAZING THAT MF. HE IS CLEVER.

In the last post I said Engineer has green eyes. I was wrong about that, the image I used was a fan model. He's always wearing goggles so what his eyes look like are unknown. Though I've been told he doesn't have any eyes sculpted into his model, other people say they're blue.

Spy's character is what the fandom thinks Scout is like. He loves destruction, laughs whenever something wrong happens, and you'll see him smiling whenever something chaotic is going on. He's the original chaos gremlin and I want more depictions of him being like that.

I didn't know the term last post so I called Soldier racist (since he doesn't care who you are as long as you're American). It's called xenophobic, which I didn't know was a thing. So thanks for the correction.

Medic isn't as strong as people depict. He gets his ass beaten A LOT, both in game play AND in the comics. He likes to observe the battle happening then he does fighting. But he DOES have muscle, so he's just a weak fighter.

Miss Pauling would NOT cover for their asses if she found out the mercs were dating the other team. Even if she finds it cute, she's more loyal to her boss then to her mercs. Before someone argues about whatever Heavy and Medic have going on and why she hasn't figured it out yet (which is definitely canon theres no way its not), this correlates to the other fact about her underestimating the mercs.

Miss Pauling also isn't a lesbian, that was just a joke the creator made and even then, Jay Pinkerton said himself that would be too simple (which I agree with). But people only listened to the lesbian part and not the tweet above it. Don't get me wrong, lesbian Pauling is funny but don't treat it as canonical.

(Can you guys leave me alone about this one fact. Yes I understand interpretation is different. Yes the 7th comic came out. YES I GET IT. STOP YAPPING ABOUT ONLY THIS ONE WHEN THERE'S 8 OTHER FACTS. I JUST DO THIS FOR FUN)