#Tetoyg incorrect quotes

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I love incorrect quotes generators.

George: Christmas lights?

Melvin: Check.

Archer: Thermos of hot cocoa?

Melvin: Check.

Erica: Santa suits?

Melvin: Check.

Kiara: Shovel?

Melvin: Check.

Harold: Alibi and bail money?

Melvin: Check- wait, WHAT?!

Ash: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Melvin: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.

Ash: Melvin gets offended by everything.

Melvin: What did you say about me?!?

Ash:

Ash: Case in point.

Kiara: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room.

George: Why did you say that so vaguely? Ash and I are literally the only people you called in here.

Ash, on the phone: Oh, hey man! Sorry for accusing you of murder last week.

Melvin: Guys, I have a question.

Archer: kys <3

Melvin: I love you too.

Erica: Ah, yes. Siblings.