#Tenko “Its not MY FAULT that those are so good for karate practice!” Chabashira
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adhd-fandom-and-gay · 1 month ago
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This is giving me too many ideas for headcanons
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#Monaca “Monaca can get an air fryer if she wants one. don't test Monaca.” Towa#Mono “I AM an air fryer. technically I can fry humans aswell buuuut-” Kuma#Junko “I had an air fryer before I decided to toss it off a cliff so that i could despair over the lost $400 i spent on it” Enoshima#Mukuro “That was my air fryer. She yook my fucking air fryer.” Ikusaba#Tsumugi “No but I could DRESS UP like an air fryer and get a free supply of (raw) food!” Shirogane#Toko “Correct as always my prince” Fukawa#Servant “Well I used the Warriors' air fryer before I arrived a millisecond late to a meeting and they burnt my non-junko hand in it” Nagito#(“not like i deserved one anyway...”)#Celestia “Air fryers are too modern for my taste. i prefer burning others at the stake” *gets burnt at the stake* Ludenberg#Teruteru “Those are too expensive + classic stoves and grills are better than frying air so fuck you anyway you richy bich” Hanamura#Haiji “of course i had an air fryer...before the kids fucking took over everything” Towa#Hajime “I don't remember if I had an air fryer” Hinata#Rantaro “Yeah i feel you there buddy” Amami#Izuru “I'm actually the Ultimate Air Fryer. Your expensive machines are no match for the sheer strength of my air frying abilites.” Kamakura#Akane “NO BUT I HEARD THE WORD FRY” Owari#Kazuichi “I did but I got too eager to pick it apart that I forgot it was still hot and burnt my hand so my dad got rid of it” Souda#Sonia “DID YOU SAY AIR FLYER? MY KINGDOMS MAKING A NEW FIGHTER JET BY THAT EXACT NAME” Nevermind#Himiko “I did once but I made it dissapear with MaGiC!” Yumeno#Tenko “Its not MY FAULT that those are so good for karate practice!” Chabashira#K1 “I knew an air fryer once actually. why would i own one even. that has weird implications...” B0#Fuyuhiko “DONT TALK THAT SHIT INFRONT OF ME” Kuzuryu#Peko “I own nothing. I am provided complimentary living supplies by the Kuzuryu Clan.” Pekoyama#Gundham “My Four Dark Devas of Destruction ATE one of those while it was ACTIVATED. I do not need such a meek machine!” Tanaka#Leon “FUCK YOU IM SO BULLISH ABOUT AIR FRYERS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND” Kuwada#Ultimate “clearly you don't own an air fryer” Impostor#Ibuki “I bought one because if you tweak it juuuust right it lets out this rad whirring noise for backing tracks!” Mioda#Miu “I MADE A WHOLE NEW LINE OF AIR FRYERS USING MY KICKASS INVENTOR SKILLS BITCH” Iruma#Kiyotaka “HOPES PEAK HAS EXPLICITLY STATED THAT AIR FRYERS ARE NOT IN THE BUDGET. STOP BRING THAT UP.” Ishimaru#Mondo “Air fryers couldnt handle the heat of the sauna like me and Ishibro could but i kept getting hungry in there and kept bringing them—#—into the sauna to make food for me and him while we had our totally platonic bro competition so Hopes Peak stopped buying them“ Owada
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