#Tee hee I love her so much. Peak pissed off guy™ just trying to get home

[leahnardo-da-veggie]

Look what I spent my weekend drawing :)

This here is Sra Brieanis, a Leah's Brain Special! (I've never written about her, unfortunately) She's a time travelling elf who was cursed by her brother's godly ex-boyfriend after she tried to help her brother retrieve his hoodie from said ex-boyfriend. The halo is a Long Story™.

Read on for more about her :)

Name: Sra Brieanis

Species: Alvarne (a subset of elves)

Age: 65 (about 32 in human years)

Pronouns: she/they

Once upon a time, their brother fell in love with a god. Then he and said god had a nasty, ugly breakup. So what does their brother do? Send little Sra, aged 15, to go collect his belongings from his ex-boyfriend.

Of course, because gods will be gods, poor Sra doesn't get to grab her brother's hoodie and leave. No siree. The god gets angry at her appearance and curses her to hurtle through space and time for the next 50 years, waking up in a new place every single month. And as a small mercy, she gets dumped near civilisation every time. Human civilisation, to be specific.

Thankfully, Sra is a clever child, and they quickly adapt. They dock their own ears to fit in, and spend what precious time they have hunting for someone — anyone, really — who might be able to help them.

They don't find anyone who can undo the curse, but they do collect a motley crew, including (but not limited to) an immortal oracle who finds their plight utterly hilarious and makes it her perogative to follow them across the time-space continuum, the freshly reincarnated and incredibly innocent Goddess of Dreams, an elven exile who accidentally binds himself to them while trying to undo the curse, and a demon who falls helplessly in love with them.

Oh, and they have a gender crisis.

Across five decades, they battle giant krakens, argue with greek philisophers, ride spaceships and beat Grug the caveman on the head several times, before finally being returned home, approximately half an hour after their adventure began. They go back to their brother, scarred, old and incredibly pissed off, and they tell him to fetch his own fucking hoodie.

Then they set off to reunite with their friends, just as they have every other month in the past 50 years.

Her favourite things in the world are soft beds, her Cursed Amulet Containing The Souls Of A Thousand Damned, and hummus. Her least favourite things are gods, demons, and irritating oracles. Unfortunately she gets a lot more of the latter than the former.

[leahnardo-da-veggie]

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Look what I spent my weekend doing :)

This here is Sra Brieanis, a Leah's Brain Special! (I've never written about her, unfortunately) She's a time travelling elf who was cursed by her brother's godly ex-boyfriend after she tried to help her brother retrieve his hoodie from said ex-boyfriend. The halo is a Long Story™.

Read on for more about her :)

Name: Sra Brieanis

Species: Alvarne (a subset of elves)

Age: 65 (about 32 in human years)

Pronouns: she/they

Once upon a time, their brother fell in love with a god. Then he and said god had a nasty, ugly breakup. So what does their brother do? Send little Sra, aged 15, to go collect his belongings from his ex-boyfriend.

Of course, because gods will be gods, poor Sra doesn't get to grab her brother's hoodie and leave. No siree. The god gets angry at her appearance and curses her to hurtle through space and time for the next 50 years, waking up in a new place every single month. And as a small mercy, she gets dumped near civilisation every time. Human civilisation, to be specific.

Thankfully, Sra is a clever child, and they quickly adapt. They dock their own ears to fit in, and spend what precious time they have hunting for someone — anyone, really — who might be able to help them.

They don't find anyone who can undo the curse, but they do collect a motley crew, including (but not limited to) an immortal oracle who finds their plight utterly hilarious and makes it her perogative to follow them across the time-space continuum, the freshly reincarnated and incredibly innocent Goddess of Dreams, an elven exile who accidentally binds himself to them while trying to undo the curse, and a demon who falls helplessly in love with them.

Oh, and they have a gender crisis.

Across five decades, they battle giant krakens, argue with greek philisophers, ride spaceships and beat Grug the caveman on the head several times, before finally being returned home, approximately half an hour after their adventure began. They go back to their brother, scarred, old and incredibly pissed off, and they tell him to fetch his own fucking hoodie.

Then they set off to reunite with their friends, just as they have every other month in the past 50 years.

Her favourite things in the world are soft beds, her Cursed Amulet Containing The Souls Of A Thousand Damned, and hummus. Her least favourite things are gods, demons, and irritating oracles. Unfortunately she gets a lot more of the latter than the former.