#Tarily

[sapphicprentiss]

Emily Prentiss in Criminal Minds: Evolution 'Gold Star'

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[okimargarvez]

Maybe this is the only funny fic I written about CM 🤔

THE MAGNIFICENT, EXTRABILIANT POWER OF SUGGESTION

Original title: Il magnifico, strabiliante potere della suggestione.

Prompt: just right after 14x1, the team go to Rossi’ house and talking about Luke and Penelope situation.

Warning: comic, border of the absurd, parody.

Genre: humor, family, parody, comedy, romantic, friendship.

Characters: Penelope Garcia, Luke Alvez, Emily Prentiss, Tara Lewis, David Rossi, Matt Simmons, Spencer Reid, Jennifer Jareau.

Pairing: Garvez, Tarily.

Note: oneshot 39 in Garvez collection.

Legend: 🔦🎈.

Song mentioned: Solo è solo una parola, Tiziano Ferro.

This story it’s my first Tarily.

GARVEZ STORIES

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[rat-pagi]

Kaleesh Week Day 5 - Wives

Downtime between battles leaves Vekka jai Kandakis (that is, Qy's adoptive grandmother) and her lovers with some time to spend together.

Well, without people shooting at them, anyways. (Vekks is the one in the middle, the one at her left is...maybe Rallia? And idk the name of the one sitting below her, but I'll call her Mechanist for now)

Vekka jai Kandakis! I think I've spoken on Qy's grandmother once before, but she's a a bit different in the weird little AU I've got going on for Kalee. For one, she's fighting the Yam'rii, not the Bitthævrians (though the Bitthævrians are on the Yam'rii's side, and inter-planetary politics, etc. etc.), and she's more or less, the victor, driving them off of Kalee for...well, at least a little while (eventually, they get trickier, then come back at about the time Qy is born). So how does that happen? And who the heck is Kandakis anyways? She was born the heir to the jai clan, back before the jai clan was a big deal (that actually could probably be attributed to her more than anyone else), and most of the Kaleesh alliances were formed. Kalee was under attack and the Yam'rii were, by all accounts, winning. When she's in her late teens, her father is killed in a largely unwinnable battle and she takes on leadership of the clan. Haunted by his death, which she had been there to see, the already intense young khan starts a relentless, terrifyingly well-planned campaign against the Yam'rii and does what no one one had managed yet-- to win. And then win again. With each success, narrow as they often were, other clans started to turn to the jai for leadership in the chaos and atrocity of this invasion, forming the first kolkpravis. With the diplomatic bonds, however, came the need for generals, and with generals came, for the first time in Kandakis' life, comrades. Some of whom, like the two women in the image above, she loved.

As more and more of Kalee came together (excepting some isolationists, such as Aschal-Kalee, home of the San clan), the khan--now khagan--'s victories continued, and they managed to push the insectoid colonists from their base on the equator of the planet, and into their last and largest stronghold Ti'rrinoa in one of the small islands between the southern Tarili islands and Grendaju to the south. This, at last, earned the khagan the name she is best known by-- Kandakis, or, "favored one", as the intervention of the dead was said to have played no small role in her ability to re-take almost all of Kalee, and moreover with no losses among her spouses and closest generals. Yet this was soon to change. The kolkpravis mounts its first assault on Ti'rrinoa, yet this time, the Yam'rii had prepared, and, sending a desperate message to their homeworld, secured a small star destroyer from the Republic which fires upon the Kaleesh forces. The loss of life is immense, and includes, not just one but all of Kandakis' spouses. She has known grief-- known it many times before, but not in this magnitude. When she looks up at the sky and sees not the stars, but the ship that stole her lovers' lives, she vows, quietly, below her breath. to burn the entire stronghold to the ground. The plan, in some ways, is simple. She surrenders herself to the Yam'rii, knowing well that they will bring her before their leaders on their homeworld for execution-- from a shuttle that departs from the destroyer above. If she looses her bonds-- and she does-- she can fight her way to the bridge and, should the gods grant her this one last favor, send the entire ship crashing into the stronghold below. It's an act of sacrifice, yet in some ways also a rejection of her own life-- for Kandakis does not know how to start again, after the loss of those who she had loved for so many years. And yet-- the gods grant her one more favor than she wanted, asked for-- she survives. Rising from the wreckage, she rejects the role of khagan, the aftermath of the war, even her name, for Kandakis seems but a cruel joke after all she has endured. Instead, she takes the name Kull-- the Kaleesh term for the dead that wander, unable to reach their kin in the stars--and returns to the steppes she had once grown up on, hoping to find some solace in their stark beauty. Instead, she meets a young Kaleesh, angry at the world, and far, far too eager to be a part of the ashes of her life.

(Also, tagging @zyanova-- I know you mentioned you'd be interested in hearing more about Kandakis and I am late but it is here at last Hope you enjoy it!)

[damnhotmsimmons]

i had a sad thought that Tara is most likely celebrating Valentine’s day alone cause Rebecca is a bitch

Only consolidation is that maybe she hooks up with another pretty woman and they have a one night stand

or if you want to go with the Tarily route, she and Emily spend Valentine’s day together

[penelopeminded]

my thoughts on cme 16.6, true conviction

let me just say i'm DREADING this episode actually

wow they actually gave us the whole first scene i was sure this was more spread out

THE JET I'M CRYING

it's so empty 😕

HES OKAY WHAT

no way they just drove right past the guy

where's mister mommy issues is he dead already

oh poor kid but i'm really interested in the backstory

NO INJURIES SERIOUSLY?? so boring i wanted a hospital love confession 😐

emily with a ponytail yes please

luke actually looks really good rn i love his messy hair

true he is in fact already dead

they probably should be going to the hospital are you kidding me

dude was raised to be a murderer fr

i am loving doug's character arc

GARCIA MY QUEEN

aw that's sad but at least he's finally got closure

HES SO FUNNY (it wasn't that funny but i laughed)

aw this is so nostalgic 🥺

NO BODY NO CRIME emily's a swiftie

i hate that they're on a first name basis

AW this isn't nearly the reunion i wanted at all but it's cute "even luke" and his smile 🙄

WOAH

some of you are gonna say that's hot 🧐

mommy 😩

they're cute i'm glad this didn't lead to a fight and i'm guessing in aj's episode we see this time off

one thing about jj is she will absolutely never sit in a chair normally

IS THAT A NEVER BEFORE SEEN PENEMILY PIC I LOVE IT

she's so sweet 😭

ugh i've seen this hairdo before and I'm still gonna throw up looking at it

i love boobs

UH OH GF IS MAD (partly rightfully so)

"don't say that" IM CRYING NO

NO DONT DO THIS PLEASE NO

garcia is me i LOVE gossip

jj is so cute bye

tarvez besties 🤩

let's talk about BOTH your love lives over a beer, please

i adore tara and i need tarbecca to last

HAHAHA i love everything about this except for the implications behind "go feed that cat"

aw 😕 poor penny

NO

NO

NO KSDKSHDJS

SHES SO FUNNY

over your dead body dude

tarily!

aw i feel so bad for her

and BACK to the comedy

😐😐 that's not funny. i feel nauseous. i'm crying. please take it back PLEASE

NOOO I CANT TAKE ONE LOSS AFTER ANOTHER

what the hell. what. what. r u joking. this is cruel.

yes PLEASE give me some good news

i better fucking not see luke happy about this

penelope garcia you continue to be a genius but i'm mad at you.

mkay anyways if we don't at least get jealous luke out of this IM gonna be the next sicarius

i'm done bye that went about as bad as i thought it would

[triscribe]

Every good spaceship crew needs a Munchkin, right?

Taril Bestuli, highborn offspring of lowborn Techin, who according to the norms of inadi society *should* have been removed and turned over to a House for adoption - except Techin instead hid the kid, and smuggled them along aboard the Midlight before its maiden voyage.

When Captain Netavi found out, they had a Talk, which resulted in Taril technically joining House Dellri but keeping their lowborn parent. So, when off the ship, the little one has to be called Tarili Dellriads, in keeping with naming conventions to avoid suspicion.

The rest of the time, 'Morale Officer' Taril gets to do as they please x)

[vivaciousoceans]

I’m soooo not excited for jemily 🙃 like you guys they already confirmed sapphic Tara and had her break up with her girlfriend, tarily is right there.

[montenegrxs]

why emily prentiss is one with the gays 1/?

look at her, does any purely straight person sit like this? I’m serious. straight people don’t sit like this.

[sapphicprentiss]

Emily Prentiss in Criminal Minds: Evolution 'Sicarius'

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[marvelfanlife]

Criminal Minds Female Character Apprecitaion Week:

Favourite Female Relationship: 

Tara Lewis and Emily Prentiss

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams” - Dr. Seauss

[thunderstar23]

I'm pepperpared to fight in flavour of pure cheesination. I won't swiss up about this either, and the fact people don't like the floor makes me feel blue.. honestly I can't imagine what kind of meunster doesn't like pure cheesination. I like that floor so much I force it constantly in public servers and I don't even ask for parmesan first. I even want to support the floor monterey-tarily. how dairy you say it isn't grate

guys i dont rlly like pure cheesination. to cheesey for me ngl, they gouda done better.. its not that grate or ideal for a floor, if you guy want to fight me for this you cheddar know im prepared

[trash-for-choni]

There’s not nearly enough temily content on this goddamn earth

[temilyrights]

wait is the emily x tara ship name temily or tarily because i’ve seen both floating around-

[dreatine]

Fic: The Ritz ( Tarily)

Title: The Ritz

Author: dreatine

Characters: Tarily( Tara Lewis and Emily Prentiss) (Platonic or romantic, which ever you want!)

Rating: G/PG

CMBingo2020Square: Bed sharing

Disclaimer: CBS owns all...I own nothing

Notes: Thanks to Sharon and Edgar for looking this over...

Notes 2: There's a line in here taken from a comedy show...see if you can spot it!

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  "I can't believe this hotel lost our reservations." Emily grumbled, as she and Tara waited at the front desk. As part of the Bureau's new outreach program, they were sending agents from different departments to different law enforcement across the country to encourage people to apply to the Bureau. And after drawing the short straws, literally, Emily and Tara were the ones chosen to represent the BAU. And so on a cold wintry weekend, they were stuck in the outskirts of the city, at a hotel that looked like the Bates Motel without reservations.

"Tell me who made them again?" Tara asked, leaning on the counter.

"HR." Emily grumbled."They're in charge of all thee reservations for this program. If it had been Garcia, we'd be at the Ritz."

Tara chuckled." This isn't it, that's for sure."

A tired looking older man came out from behind the door, shuffling to the desk. "Ladies, I checked again and you're reservations appear to be lost. We have no record at all of anyone under the FBI listed here."

Tara groaned while Emily asked, "Do you have ANY rooms available?"

"Let me see." he replied, peering at he reservation book. Emily and Tara exchanged glances. 'How dated is this motel that they still have a reservation book?", Emily thought, as she looked around and saw a cigarette machine in the corner. This motel seemed to be stuck in the seventies.

"Anything?" Tara inquired, tiredly.

"You're in luck, ladies." the gentleman said. "I have one room available."

"We'll take it!" they both exclaimed.

"There's only one bed." he offered.

"We'll be fine." Emily assured, handing over her credit card.

"Oh my. The credit card reader is down." the manager explained. "My grandson is coming by tomorrow to fix it, so you can pay then."

Emily nodded, eyebrows raised ."All right."

He handed over the sign in book . "Just sign your name here near the room number."

Nodding, Emily signed while Tara picked up the bags. "Here is the key." he handed them a old fashioned hotel key with a plastic chain. 'I didn't know they made those anymore.'  Tara thought.

"Room 224."

Tara replied. "Thanks." She led Emily to the elevator and when the doors opened, they squeezed into the small space. "It's the size of a matchbox." Tara mused.

The elevator slowly and creakily made its ascent to the second floor, stopping with a thud, causing both women to be jostled. Screeching open, they walked out and looked around. Emily saw the room designations and pointed to the right, Trudging along, they got to Room 224 and Tara inserted the key.

Jerking it open, the women were in shock. The room was indescribable. Shag carpet, patchwork bedspread, all in a lime green color. The furniture was wood stained, while the lamps had fake crystals dangling from the shade.

"What the hell is this?" Emily asked, incredulously.

"This is where the Ritz hit the fan." Tara replied, entering the room cautiously. "Let's just get this over with it." she dropped her bags on the bed and began to rummage for her pajamas.

"I can't believe HR thought this was acceptable." Emily groused, depositing her bag on the dresser.

"You know the Bureau." Tara answered, as she went to the bathroom. "Always cutting costs."

Emily replied. "I know but this is ridiculous."

************* 20 minutes later:

 "I can't believe we have to stay here another night." Tara complained, as she and Emily pulled back the patchwork bedspread, the stiff fabric uncomfortable to the touch.

"I wonder if we called Garcia she could work some magic and get us a better hotel room." Emily offered.

"Against the Bureau's wishes? Very sneaky, Emily Prentiss." Tara said, causing Emily to grin.

"Hey, I' m not the boss for nothing." Emily grinned. "Eh...this sheet is stiff. Someone went overboard on the starch."

Tara shook her head. " Let's just go to sleep." she got into the bed, pulling the sheet towards her. "Damn!", she moved about, trying to get comfortable.

Emily followed and a string of expletives left her mouth. The bed was so uncomfortable that she wasn't sure it could be classified as a bed. There managed to be both lumps and sags in the mattress that made her roll to the middle.

"This motel should be sued for false advertising for calling itself a motel." Emily grumbled, wiggling to get comfortable.

"What would we win? A cigarette machine, a shag rug?" Tara shifted, trying to find a soft space. "Probably better to torch this place."

Emily laughed heartily, causing Tara to join in. They both ended up in a fit of raucous laughter, shaking the bed. This whole situation was a story for the ages. Suddenly, a loud crack emitted from the bed. They both looked at each other briefly , before...

CRASH!!!!!!

The bed frame broke, causing them and the mattress to fall through to the floor.

"THAT"S IT!" Emily roared.  "I'm calling Garcia!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

the End

[penelopeminded]

my thoughts on episode 2 of cme (more organized bc i'm writing it live instead of afterwards)

still love will, but i actually have hope for jj which i never did before. he deserves better and she can be better!

TARILY HOT GFS.

emily is so sassy love her <3

i kind of miss the intro :(

TARILY HOT GFS.

ugh i hate this guy

"what a crock of shit" LMAO

"i hate spiders" oh em u r so cute

luke is a swiftie confirmed 🥳

gay tara? GAY TARA

emily hitting tara i'm dead

GAY TARA CONFIRMED

HAPPY TARA

"we're gonna give you so much shit for this" YES THAT IS WHAT IM HERE FOR

EMILY IS SO FUNNY I LOVE HER (she didn't do anything that funny i just missed her)

GAY TARA OMG I CAN'T

luke is so proud of papa rossi 🤭

yas girl you needed that therapy!

i'm pretty sure the pic on the fridge is her and reid

rossi :(

slay penelope

oh she's so gonna blame herself that explains why she comes back 😐

oh noooo i feel so bad for her :((

so nostalgic having her back but i hate that for her

omg i'm dead

my cousin said "damn that is a big ass bomb"

what is going on

aw a happy ending :)

does no one even know she's there??

aw penelope 😭

i'm gonna cry she hates this

period rossi THAT is self care you can do it

THE POST IT AH

i don't even need to know what it says i'm glad it helped her

i can't believe this guy has kids

willifer! yes!

pls i don't want a sex scene

thank goodness 🥱

EMILY SHUT UP AHAHAH

GAY TARA

it's linda barnes all over again smh

period slay emily 💅🏻

icon behavior penelope is so beautiful

the garvez shimmy is real

HE LOVES HER I SWEAR

"i knew you were missing me i knew it" SHUT UP i can't hear what she said back😭

gif makers please i need this immediately

not bad, not bad. i just need garvez and i'll be happy!

my thoughts on episode 1 of cme

emily is very hot thank you

tara and luke are so funny without even trying

poor rossi :( he's doing so unwell

i hate teenage boy voices

i LOVE will

these garvez scenes simultaneously make me so happy and also want to die (mostly want to die please give us answers)

the kiss on the cheek! AHHH

LOVE PENELOPE LOVE HER LOVE HER SO MUCH

luke is very much still in love with her i beg

tara slay as per usual

honestly i love it so far i'm still hopeful but as far as film making goes 100%!

[catvampire]

aisha tyler is 6′0.

this means that tara lewis in 3-inch heels is taller than anyone in the bau, reid and simmons very much included.

tara lewis in five or six-inch heels would tower over the rest of the team

on a scale of 0 to prentiss how gay are you feeling given this information