#Talong!Dick

[vinnybox]

ok so like i can imagine talon dickie bonding with jason and damian but how do u think he’d bond with tim? like i cannot think of anything ;-;

(p.s i love ur everything)

Good question! Im wringing my brain for Tim and Talon!Dick interaction and some family bonding rn

MAY OR MAY NOT SILLY IDEA but I can sorta imagine Talon!Dick messing with Tim like, maybe he’s got his hands deep in Wayne Enterprise stuff or some particularly long cases, and he’s got files n stuff he has to sort through. At some point Tim is running on like maybe three or four cups of coffee, and overall hasn’t been getting sufficient rest.

Dick seeing this ofc, would sometimes tries to get Tim to rest or take a break. One of the ways is probably him taking one of the file and staring Tim down until he rests maybe DSHGH

[malethirsty]

Loyalty - Klaus Mikaelson

Summary: When you help Klaus Mikaelson to turn hybrids, the rewards you reap from the original are perfection.

Warnings: M/M smut (21+), Bareback (Wrap Before You Tap!)

Inspired by: https://twitter.com/malethirst/status/1196817642251669505?s=21

You sat in a booth of the Mystic Grill, not ordering anything, just mulling over what had occurred in your life that had led you up to here. As a longtime friend of The Council, you knew of supernatural entities existing and the potential threat they exposed to Mystic Falls. You thought nothing of it until The Salvatore Brothers: Damon and Stefan let their infatuation with Elena Gilbert seep into the town & after that, things had been occurring left, right and centre. One of these things that had a profound affect you was Klaus Mikaelson. The feared Original took over Alaric Saltzman’s body to get to grips with the town, and in order to remain inconspicious, started a friendship with you. Whilst posing as Alaric, he made you think of Klaus’s actual motivations of activating his wolf side and being able to turn hybrids: He was lonely, sick and tired of being the only one of his kind. So when Klaus did return to his original body, you made sure to keep tabs on him, just in case he needed you, also because he looked hot in his real form, but that would be something for another time in your dreams, you had to be professional with Klaus.

After a long winded absence he popped up in Mystic Falls with Stefan & Rebekah, the latter being his sister and the night they returned you assisted Klaus in making the link between Elena’s blood and turning the hybrids, inadvertently saving Tyler Lockwood’s life at the same time. Elena and her pack of friends Caroline & Bonnie, were utterly furious and you were sure Alaric would make sure The Council would cut you off from anything further with them. Which led you to right here & now, trying to think of your next step. Would you be exiled from Mystic Falls? Where would you go? Would you ever see Klaus again? You were so wrapped up in thought that you didn’t notice the pair of feet stepping through the bar until you saw Klaus standing across from you “Well Hello Y/N, what are you doing at the Mystic Grill at this hour?” You wondered whether you should tell him or try and play it off in a humorous way, you decided with the former “Pondering over tomorrow, Elena and her friends hate me & The Council won’t want me around. I’m worried by helping ypu, I’ve ruined the perfect life I’ve made for myself, and while you become the hybrid, I become the outcast” You didn’t notice you had been silently crying until Klaus leant forwards, running his hand down your face, drying it “Love, I want you to listen to what I say next because it’s important. Fuck them, you made the right decision to help me, I have my new pack, I have my ripper & I’ll take you in with me, don’t worry. Don’t spend time on them, they won’t matter in a few hundred years but what you have helped me achieve tonight, will last forever.” You smiled up at Klaus, his promise made you feel better, like you were at home with someone you cared about. “We should really celebrate you and I this evening.” he snapped his fingers for a waiter, before compelling the poor soul to make a whole bunch of food that would be tricky to make at this time of night due to fatigue. Whilst he did this you sat across from the hybrid, transfixed at his beauty, his eyes, dimples, the feint outline of a tattoo on his upper chest, Klaus Mikaelson was just perfect. Having finished with the waiter, Klaus turned round to you “Mind if I sit here in the booth with you love?” you shook your head & you moved down, Klaus talong his seat next to you.

You spent the next few hours having an amazing conversation with Klaus, in admits the Chips, Pizza & Garlic Bread sent to the table, Klaus told you stories of old, about the creation of New Orleans, about times with Stefan, you found yourself entranced by his words, paying close attention to each story. As the night dragged on, you began to get sleepy and forgetting you weren’t in your bedroom instead of a restauraunt, you laid your head down on Klaus’s shoulder, “Well well love, thank goodness you finally made the first move.” Remembering where you were, you withdrew from Klaus “No Klaus, I’m a bit tired, I should head home” Klaus however held a finger to his lips and you obediently fell silent “Y/N, I know your sleepy, I can smell it, but there’s more than that coming from you. There’s a hint of lust there as well, it’s been there since we met. You want me, don’t you?” You gulped, whilst you were thinking this isn’t how you thought this would go down, a part of you cursed yourself because of course being part Vampire, Klaus could smell your scent, now you had to make a choice about how best to handle the situation you had gotten into. Deciding to rip the bandaid off, you cleared your throat and began “Well Klaus, I guess I’ve felt in love ever since you conversed with me as Alaric, something struck me about the conversation. I cared about your story, about what you had to go through, how strong it made you. And all of this, got me to realise that I love you Klaus Mikaelson.” you took a deep breath, weights finally thudding off your shoulders and looked to Klaus, whom had been transfixed on you ever since you started talking. “Niklaus” he said as he reached you, and you looked confused “What?” you inquired “You deserve to know and say my full name: Niklaus Mikaelson. Take my hand Y/N.” you did as he asked and felt a sudden whooshing combined with blurred vision, until you made it inside of a room. you had barely registered the bed at the end of the room when Klaus kissed you passionately, wrapping his hand around your head to deepen it. The heat and the passion was mind blowing, and you leaned into the kiss giving just as much back to Klaus, this had been something you’d waited for, he was going to get your full treatment.

Klaus broke the kiss after a while, panting, clearly riding the high of it “I love you Y/N. I’ve been in love ever since I saw you, I thought I’d rip through Mystic Falls, take what I wanted and leave, but when I saw you and I knew I had to have you eventually. You understood me, were prepared to protect me no matter what, because you cared about me. I’ve lived for a thousand years, seen many beautiful things, but Y/N, nothing compares to how incredible you are.” you felt like crying again, but this time out of happiness rather than distress, however this was soon forgotten as you were pushed into the bed at supernatural speed by Klaus. As you laid out on the soft bedding, Klaus began to remove his clothes and you, bit your lip, intending to enjoy the show. As soon as he removed his pants and you saw his dick, you let a soft cry come from your mouth and Klaus grinned “Many a lover has had a similar reaction to you. Do you want to become more aquainted with my cock? Do you want to taste it?” Deciding to go on the spur of the moment, you ran your tongue up his length, the hybrid gasping as your warm mouth connected with his cock. After some teasing, you began to suck him deep, and as expected, he tasted incredible. Klaus threw his head back and let breathy moans escape him “Oh Y/N, that’s right. Suck me off love.” With the added encouragement, You ran over his veins and the tip, tasting his delicious precum. All that could be heard was slurping as you took him deeper in your mouth, you now began to rub his balls causing him to moan into you ear, a sound you wanted to hear as many times as you could. Suddenly, Klaus pulled away and pushed you onto the bed, before mounting you “I want you Y/N, I want to be inside you. Open your legs, let me fuck you.” You didn’t wait to be asked twice and did as he asked, once your legs were opened with your asshole on display, Klaus immediately thrusted his cock into you.

You both let out a loud cry, you from being stretched open by Klaus’s big member, Klaus from how your walls clenched around him, so tight, yet so snug and perfect. He peppered your neck in kisses so as to calm you down “God! Your hole is pulsing love, keeps urging me to fuck it deeper, harder.” He emphasised his point with several thrusts which made you grip the bedsheets and whimper in pleasure. The sensation of being filled with Klaus’s cock was so intense, everything else was blinded to you but the beautiful hybrid above you, and inside you. It was like you were on cloud nine, trapped between the softness of the bed and Klaus’s body as his cock pulsated inside you as he made love to you so powerfully and passionately. You ran your hands down his chest and back, getting to grips with the man you had loved for so long, and relishing in being naked with him while he was buried inside you, fucking you to within an inch of your life. “Fuck Klaus, so good” you got out and he smiled “That’s what a thousand years of experience does to you love, God I’m glad I get to show you all I’ve learned.” You slowly began to get enough strength to push yourself up a bit and began to kiss Klaus again, him returning it with similar passion, you now riding the inmortal hybrid, drawing up and slamming back down on him, making you both moan. As Klaus began to lick down your neck, an idea crossed your thoughts “Drink from me Klaus”

He looked down at you “Love, are you sure you want me to?” You nodded and seductively responded “I want you to taste me Niklaus” this use of his first name so passionately did it, dark veins formed under Klaus’s eyes, which were now glowing a bright yellow colour as he roared out his monstorous pleasure and sunk his fangs deep into you. He buried into you deeper, colliding harder into your prostate than before as he began to feast on you, you whimpered out your cries of pleasure as you began to dig your nails into his back for leverage. You could feel the feintest traces of blood on your fingertips as Klaus drank your blood, snarling carnally as he gulped you down. Klaus eventually withdrew, blood running down his face, and out of instinct you moved closer to Klaus and licked his face clean, before kissing him, tipping your head back so that the blood tipped down his throat, continuing to sate his bloodlust. As dominant as Klaus could be, his thrusts were starting to become sloppier, a sign any human could recognise that he was close “Y/N” Klaus groaned and you looked deep into his beautiful blue eyes “Come with me.” He moaned softly, the amount of desire that coursed through you at this point was so high, vampires outside of Mystic Falls could probably smell it. You fell back onto the bed and wrapped your legs around Klaus, letting the hybrid sink deeper as he fucked into you helping you get closer to the edge until finally, you both tipped over. You formed an o with your mouth as your load splashed out onto your chest as Klaus cried out his orgasmic release as he released his seed inside of you. You stayed like this for a while before Klaus pulled out and fell next to you his hands snaking over you “Stay with me tonight”, you would have retorted that of course you would, but after orgasm, the waves of drowsiness in the Mystic Grill returned in full force, and all you could do before you went to sleep was curl into the hybrid, kiss him softly on the lips and say “I love you Niklaus Mikaelson”, as you feintly drifted off, you heard Klaus say “I love you too Y/N” which was the final stroke, and sent you to sleep.

[mingi-bubu]

Watch “Gaya Sa Pelikula” with Me!

Episode 2

so we are back real quick

i have water, laptop’s plugged in, brian is empty

as the man outside the tiger inside mark lee would say, lezgeddit!

a check

by ate?

i genuinely hate the british accent shes tryign to put on

a;lkdfa

im an ally AND a socialist :)

jadlfjasadkjfa REMEMBER NO H

IM SICK

this

alsdkfjadlkf my brother *handshake emoij* vlad

“ate not my hair”

i want to write the entire cast and production team a thank you for this show bc its so beautifully shot

unpacking isnt part of the deal

oh semantics woooowwwww

JFA;DKSJFAKSDJF WHAT KIND OF BOYFRIEND ARE YOU

THE ARM THING

aldkfjalsdkfja;lsdkj the cut im sicccck

ok haruhi we get it

god i want rice

BRO YOUR EGGS

Y O U R  EGGS

THE EGGS

JUST TAKE THEM OFF THE HEAT JESUS

bro

like i understand the point of that whole thing was to show how new he is to living alone

but like all he had to do was turn off the heat

oh sweetie

tito sants is great

ald;fkad;ksljf he’ll have them cursed im sickened

awww tito is so nice

oh

oh dear

sweetie...

is he gonna invite vlad back up?

be a good person

do it coward

ad;jflsk hes socute with his pouting

w o w

dick move bud

dick. move.

is like no one else on that side of the buildign?

is this for realisies or just his guilty consciience?

yeah ok consienceOH MY GOD ATE

happy hallowe’en i guess

aldfkjal;ksdjfasd thats so fucking

dude

cajfa;lskd can he im

i keep wanting to call karl “louis” and idk why

he just gives me louis vibes i guess

bitch did he even wash his hands?

what makes snese

sense

SPEAK NOW OCWARD

i guess thats as closwe as we’re getting to

bro youre like...

have you not been eating?  youre like scarfing that down babe

aldfjajdf b

boyFRIENd

the hand thing im so sick

i love vladimir so much oh my god

adlkfjalskdsj who doesnt have a gay uncle

that

that wasnt the question babe

~its the internalized home of phobia~

bruv you were just scarfinTHERE IS STILL RICE ON THE PLATE TF

SAY SOMETHING

FINALLY.  JESUS.

idk what theyre eating but i really really want tortang talong now

oh

yes

akldjf;alkjdf;alkjsfd im sickkkk

brah

that is an armpit

aefjalkdsfja

the whole thing im

on the couch

so-fa!

tbh i wouldaldkfja;ldksjf *mocking tone* so-fa

is this another dream

yeah

alfja;klsdjf bitch me too the fuck

ok i know this is from a movie bc i saw the gifset for it

i am

uncomfy

and he is YEETED INTO THE LAND OF THE LIVING (wakefulness)

(gising gising a;kdfjald;kj)

oh i love the generic posters above the bed

FILM SITE OMG

YAY KARL!!!

OH FUCK I CHANGED MY MIND I WANT CORNED BEEF AND SPAM???

PLEASE

PLEASE PLEAE PEAJFAPIEW CUFF HIM RIGHT NOW COWARD

his ex.

o.o

sldfkjaldf h

hes a film student

oh

my god

oh my god

thats so dramatic for no reason

aww

theyre house buddies now

oh hes moved away from the kitchen table in the end credits scene

i want to watch or read interviews about this i need to rmember to look them up

wait hey arent those guys the ones from like 2gether or something?  i know i recognize the names

oh that closing quote i :’(

anyways that’s it for this episode!!!

stay safe and stay healthy <333

[majhoism]

LOG 5: I lost track. Whaaaat?

I kinda lost it because I was too busy last week. Well, as far as my memory’s concern, I was able to do the following: 

nag 5-day straight workout with my High School Buddy who is a gym buff and personal fitness trainer. (I know, buti pa yong 5 days, straight. lol) I did not take photos coz ayaw ko lang talaga. hahaha stll pangit pa rin ang proportion ng body ko. literally, I am a living, walking potato. I’ll just continue the workout kasi malay natin dba? after 2 months, you can see me posting topless, muscular photos with dick bulge. lol

done with my 2-day online class on Project Management 101. It was the highlight of my week. I am so, so happy. I got to enrich my skills and sharpen my PM knowledge. Of course, the certificate- the receipt of my hard work and perseverance. 

started my mini home garden. talong pa lang ang naitanim ko. who doesn’t like talong dba? lol hoping to cultivate more veggies and apply my organic farming knowledge. 

of course, was able to celebrate Mother’s Day with la familia. I guess this is the season for all the SuperMoms and Mumu’s Boy- to say I love you Mama with extra feels and of course, the gift giving part. 

Well, that sums it up. Adios!