#Talia: beloved you are back from your journey what did you bring me…OMG A BABY!!! :D

[24hrsoda]

now i’m thinking of a silly AU of my League!Bruce AU:

Bruce got benched from going on missions for a loooong time because THREE different times he went out on a mission and came back with a child.

Ra’s is just…confused. Stressed. At his wits end. The two LONG lectures he gave Bruce about them not recruiting children in to the League of Assassins apparently didn’t stick and now there’s yet another child trailing after Bruce.

“And are YOU going to feed them, train them, look after them, take care of them?”

“Yes, of course.”

And Ra’s just puts his head in his hands and tries not to scream. Of course he can’t ask Bruce a rhetorical question, Bruce is a smartass and a dumbass. Bruce is one of his best and most effective Shadows but he’s too soft and now he’s gotten children involved and Ra’s doesn’t want or need child ninjas in his league but here Bruce is, insisting they have no one else to care for them and he will look after them and train them and teach them everything he knows.

And when David Cain leaves his daughter behind, Ra’s just slides the baby over in Bruce’s direction and is like “you know what, why don’t you take this one too”.

Talia is delighted though. It’s like she won the lottery. Her man gives her children instead of the other way around. She didn’t have to go through the painstaking task of carrying a child!