#Taki fuego

[chthonicgodling]

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Please give a warm welcome to! The new current babiest of babies! Who we’ve all been waiting for! Via an Elysium Drama Update - finally featuring AND INTRODUCING…..

Say hiii to BABY RØKIA !!!

and his parents: Tory! ELoki! And Maci!

SCREEEEEAAAAMMMSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Born just after midnight on November 19th, (💞making him the Elysium’verse’s VERY FIRST Scorpio yaayyyy💞) at VERY long last + one billion comics later, Loki & his PARTNERS welcomed their son, Røkia, into their arms weighing in at…. Too big and roughly the shape of a wiggly potato. and we (Loki, Maci…… me) are all BAWLING ABOUT IT and ohh hh my ggGODDDD IVE BEEN SO EXCITED TO SHARE HIM WITH YYYOUUU

His name is pronounced “RRUHK-ya,” be sure to roll the R and say it really fast bc it’s more fun that way. (Loki’s a brat and there was zero chance this baby wasn’t getting a Norse name, an argument Maci didn’t even bother to waste breath on lmao)

I’ve been sitting on these drawings for practically the entire year, plus more!!! that I’ll share during the week!!! but I held off on drawing in advance anything FROM Røkia’s actual birth bc who knew how that was going to go. As it was, the event was a rollercoaster— the bulk of this Drama Update beyond the babie is actually text based! Highlights from this night in Elysium— As follows behind the cut!!

• a massive oversight in failing to discuss with EeL any birth plans ahead of time so huge argument ensued when EeL tried to shove Maci and Tory away to gIVE BIRTH BY HIMSELF LIKE HES APPARENTLY DONE EVERY OTHER TIME??? AAUGHHHHHHH????????

• Him conceding and admitting that he. Simply. Wasn’t expecting them to WANT to stay and was caught off guard by the intimacy of it, admitting using Very Good honest communication skills that he lashes out when he’s emotionally overwhelmed (“YEAH WE NOTICED”)

• also. Maci trying to call his bluff on giving birth alone seven times wtf no way. EeL admitting it’s “not for lack of trying from previous partners, they just weren’t as argumentative as the two of you are.” ;fgkfkf.

• so, hurdle crossed! ….then Hurdle IMMEDIATELY faced again when Maci & Tory try to call in midwife Hecate to help him which caused ANOTHER huge and weepier argument which EeL ALSO eventually conceded to. “I’ve always done it myself,” he sobs, in a panic. “Sweetheart you don’t HAVE to 🥺🥺” aahHhhGh

• (also. a choice quote from Maci: “We’ve already established we’re not letting you give birth alone like a sick cat again.” gOd)

• okay everyone gets to stay. Next, Loki using the word “atwain” sincerely in a sentence, Tory laughing in his face about it

•FINALLY Røkia iS BORN AND HE’S SO SQUEAKY AND MEWLY. THIS IS A KITTEN WITH SCALES 🥺🥺🥺 and immediately they’re all in love with him and oh my GOD he’s huge. Tory and Maci respectively cooing— “oh, he’s a chonkster” “oh my god he looks like a potato” �� Loki is thankfully starry eyed at THE BABY and DOES NOT HEAR THEM SAY THIS which Maci points out is a bulllet dodged cause he’d kill ‘em ffFGFFK

• like I said last night while I was in lEGIT tears lmfaooo um!! 🥹 Tory realizing that yeah “EeL’s entire everything created an entire dragon” but now he’s HERE and— Røkia’s got Tory’s colors. and him and Maci just going 🥺🥺 that’s right Tory’s in there too

• mush mush mush oh my god oh my god. Trying to get Loki to relax - we’re here we’ll take care of him. It’s okay, we’ve got him. We’ve got you. Maci insisting EeL get some rest— dazed and vulnerable, immediately blowing his standoffish cover for the evening by a weepy plea for them not to go, not to leave him.

• we’re not going anywhere, says Tory; we’re staying right here, says Maci. clinging to him. You made a perfect baby, you did such a good job, we’re so proud of you, says Maci, now get some rest.

• I love you, says Loki. IT’S THE FIRST TIME HE’S EVER SAID IT TO MACI.

• I know, sweetie, sHE rEPLIES FGKFFGKFKF 🙄🙄

• (And an I love you, too, ofcourse. And from Tory.)

hi. Oh my god.

WELL!! more drawings of babie Røkia to follow - more Elysium Drama Updates shall come as more drama trucks inevitably along - thank you all for continuing on this journey with me as an audience while I LOOOOOSE MY MINDDDDD.

Røkia’s currently snoozing and purring curled up on top of all three of his exhausted parents. They love him very much and so do me and Fenixe 😭💞

Stay tuned for more of our lil mush. ah!

[chthonicgodling]

IM LITERALLY REALLY GOING INSANE OVER THIS THEY LOOK SSSSOOOOOOO GOOD I CANNTTTTTTT TAKE IT AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @chthonicgodling !!!! Breaking out of my “no drawing” art funk because I want my turn to draw these three !!!! I loved watching the (now official !) throuple take over 2024 and I can’t wait to see what else they bring (because there still is a baby to be had !!!)

TAKI FUEGO (aka April’s oc Maci, Loki [who is promoted to oc too let’s be honest], and @fenixethekid’s Tory)

Anyway I hope the birthday is a good one !!!!

[cassettepony]

^^^ this thing just got its favorite hot chip + energy drink :P

[greylurk]

It's always a little weird to see people describe "Capitalism" as pretty much everything to do with money. Like, taking bills in my pocket down to the store to buy a bag of Takis isn't capitalism, that's just commerce, which has been around since Ea Nasir was passing off shoddy merchandise.

Capitalism is specifically owning machinery, devices and to a lesser extent real estate which are used by laborers to produce profit. Like unless you got that money in your pocket by selling something that your roomate made, and gave them less than what you sold it for, and used the leftover to go buy yourself some Takis, you're not a capitalist, you're just a laborer.

[layraket]

im sorry but I can't stop seeing leg surprised with the existence of takis

[ironcladbeetle]

transparent ironclad beetle btw. if you even care

[aniron48]

Everyone who has read The Best Policy will understand why it was imperative that I buy these when I walked past them at the grocery store today. 😂

[voltrixz]

TRICK OR TREAT

a micheal and jason, not very slutty but i'll probbaly drop them in crop tops and shorts sometime.

[flavia8]

[12:35 PM] Is. It. WORTH. It to door dash myself a single bag of chips

[12:35 PM] Financially? Absolutely not

[12:35 PM] But mentally

[rikaspotting]

Regular Chi-Yu is Fuego Takis flavored and shiny Chi is Blue Heat Takis flavored.

I didn't make the rules. I just enforce them.

[masoncarr2244]

[chthonicgodling]

this being one of the last things I drew in 2024 just feels absolutely right 💖 composited from the Epilogue page of my pregnancy arc conclusion comic [‼️‼️PLEEEEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO READ THAT‼️‼️] but I wanted this to have its moment alone because it’s so fucking cute.

Røkia’s little toe beans….

[technically this is not the LAST last thing I physically drew I actually have two other scribbly doodles that I’ll post whenever just uh pretend, for thematic purposes]

hhhhanyway. grisping Røkia or grisping Loki’s shapeshifted-back-to-absurdly-hourglass waist? both. happy New Year!

…..actually my god I have ANOTHER post for tomorrow so. not quite. 2024 Art Summaries for NYE! And THEN that’s IT!!

[itzalofrank]

Si me puedo comprar mis propios Takis Morados, ahora imagínate como me puedo amar a mi mismo!

🎶I can buy myself Takis🎶

[chloeslilcorner]

I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40

[moomoogothgf]

I am not a Latina but it'd work on me

🫦

[thepenguinhbo]

takis might be the only good american export product, i think