#Taki fuego

[chthonicgodling]

the Taki Fuego shitpost collection! 🩷💚🧡

Since last November-ish I’ve been steadily sitting on this growing pile of memes & poses while busy drawing meaningful Canon Convos and like, Røkia, aaaaaaaand I just finally now got a chance to amuse myself by completing these INCREDIBLY stupid doodle jokes😛 behold! this trio will nnnnnnot leave my head im SO SORRY EVERYONE,, commentary track beneath the cut::

💖Pic 1: yes he is.

💖Pic 2: yknow I continue to have no actual idea what the back of anyone’s outfits look like but this bow on Maci’s choker-scarf is immediately incredible to me & might be retconned into existence forever now?? Anyway,,, squishes him

💖Pic 3: it’s Maci’s shenanigans that Tory enables, now with somehow EeL trapped between this. make no mistake despite the pouty puss he does love it 💅🏼 just gotta keep up appearances

💖Pic 4: DGDKGGK PLEASE?? Now you may be looking at this going “🤨 And… Maci????” & tyvm I DO know what I’m implying here and. well. YEAH, the answer IS, 🌈the gods can do aaaanything🌈 didn’t you know??😇

Also Re this one— tbh it was just really funny to me to put EeL sincerely in that shirt as if he’s ever given anyone a moments peace in his entire life, but the second I finished this I realized i have missed an incredible secret meta joke that only like 4 people would really understand by not putting Tory in the shirt…….. OH WELL. well, after this picture was taken they all switched em all around I promise

💖Pic 5: NERVOUS LAUGHTER UMMM this is like as close as I can get to spicy art without ME becoming skittish & this. literaly isn’t anything at all 😅I did try to draw this with clothes on & it seemed too OoC soo. stripped em....... yknow whats cute though is this is accidentally a parallel to this drawing here but less, yknow, massively pregnant!!!

💖Pic 6: 🥺 Maci & Tory & their biggest wettest��. Um, eyes. they're IRRESISTIBLE! [text post link]

💖Pic 7: THIS TEXT POST THIS POST AAAAAAAAA this is QUITE LITERALLY what we’ve been doing with these morons the whole time oh my god????? HELPPPPP😅😭 catch EeL up all night terrorizing himself while (checks notes) Maci&Tory squeeze him as tight as physically possible betweeen them basically every single night. clueless!!!!

💖Pic 8: zoom to this "we saw you across the bar palace and really liked your vibe"ass couple- fdhfj tbheyre SO,

and pics 9-10: refs & pose originals by @albanenechi and @mellon-soup [x] [x] [x] [x] !!!!

phew! im sooo glad to get these out of my system im tryyingnggnggg to get EeL to stop haunting me but its been fully unsuccessful so fsar im sO sorry im sure fenixe wants to kill me adkfkfjg. ENJOY these that i created as purely self indulgent hilarious slop!!! tell me your fave xoxoxo

Tory belongs of course to the hiatus'd @fenixethekid, Maci is mine, EeL is.......... [coughing fit],

[chthonicgodling]

IM LITERALLY REALLY GOING INSANE OVER THIS THEY LOOK SSSSOOOOOOO GOOD I CANNTTTTTTT TAKE IT AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @chthonicgodling !!!! Breaking out of my “no drawing” art funk because I want my turn to draw these three !!!! I loved watching the (now official !) throuple take over 2024 and I can’t wait to see what else they bring (because there still is a baby to be had !!!)

TAKI FUEGO (aka April’s oc Maci, Loki [who is promoted to oc too let’s be honest], and @fenixethekid’s Tory)

Anyway I hope the birthday is a good one !!!!

[cassettepony]

^^^ this thing just got its favorite hot chip + energy drink :P

[greylurk]

It's always a little weird to see people describe "Capitalism" as pretty much everything to do with money. Like, taking bills in my pocket down to the store to buy a bag of Takis isn't capitalism, that's just commerce, which has been around since Ea Nasir was passing off shoddy merchandise.

Capitalism is specifically owning machinery, devices and to a lesser extent real estate which are used by laborers to produce profit. Like unless you got that money in your pocket by selling something that your roomate made, and gave them less than what you sold it for, and used the leftover to go buy yourself some Takis, you're not a capitalist, you're just a laborer.

[liamket]

im sorry but I can't stop seeing leg surprised with the existence of takis

[aniron48]

Everyone who has read The Best Policy will understand why it was imperative that I buy these when I walked past them at the grocery store today. 😂

[voltrixz]

TRICK OR TREAT

a micheal and jason, not very slutty but i'll probbaly drop them in crop tops and shorts sometime.

[flavia8]

[12:35 PM] Is. It. WORTH. It to door dash myself a single bag of chips

[12:35 PM] Financially? Absolutely not

[12:35 PM] But mentally

[d3adring3r]

Regular Chi-Yu is Fuego Takis flavored and shiny Chi is Blue Heat Takis flavored.

I didn't make the rules. I just enforce them.

[masoncarr2244]

[randomcrispsunday]

Sunday 26th January

Triple crisp combo!

Starting with my beloved Takis. Fuego this time. So good. So spicy. So expensive. We liked Takis before they were cool.

Next up were these Maple Bacon Lentil Chips. They were also delicious, and a nice little break for the mouth after the Takis.

Finally, we had these Worcestershire Sauce crisps. I was worried they might taste more vinegar than Worcestershire sauce, but happily, my fears were for naught.

[chthonicgodling]

Adversaries And Ship templates! STARRING ELYSIUM'S OWN MACI AND ELOKI

...... (checks notes) wait- Oh wait - You meant Adversaries AND/OR Ship templates???? WELL :) WHAT IF THEYRE :) BOTH :))))))

File name lichrally “incredibly stupid” 1 & 2 , I cannot belieeeeeeeve how much time I spent on this. the evolution of Tory’s little headaches to 💕Tory’s little headaches💕

see now Tory doesn’t get to participate in this because he’s an actual normal slightly more well-adjusted person

Maci and EeL's relationship evolving from "annoying everyone around us with our constant bickering due to clashing personalities" to "NOW WE'RE IN CAHOOTS AND WORSE INFLUENCES ON EACH OTHER" is something that can be. so important. to me. is this a healthy relationship????? well!!! Clearly, as healthy as a relationship that started off as: two petty, bitchy, dramatic deities feuding primarily due to one of them being mad the other wouldn't fuck her before EeL realized goading her into exploding instead of ignoring her was the most fun he'd had in ages, to → → → → realizing after two decades their kink inclinations line exactly up and pivot-stumbling headfirst into a wildly irresponsible bdsm situationship that accidentally triggered More Feelings Than Expected, and also resulted in a whole BABY BEING BORN can be!!!

aaaaand Tory, crucial third component, remains carefully poised between them to maintain this very delicate balance

very healthy (no ragrets and no one is more surprised at this evolution thaN FENIXE [hiatused at @fenixethekid & responsible for the missing Tory third of this thing] AND I LMAOOOO) (...except for maybe EeL)

blank templates are from here :) sorry that im embarrassingly obsessed with them and continuing to make it everyone's problem. Maci is mine and EeL is.... um. dont tag the m word, no one in that corner of the internet needs to see what im doing to him

[chloeslilcorner]

I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40 I LOVE RED40

[moomoogothgf]

I am not a Latina but it'd work on me

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[telltalebatman]

takis might be the only good american export product, i think

[esutonia]

Takis taste good but I also feel like I’m actively taking poison damage every time I eat one. Net zero health recovery