#Taki fuego

[chthonicgodling]

lol I’m sorry for formatting this like this so long but- No I’m not. IIIIT’S A NEW ELYSIUM DRAMA UPDATE‼️

[part 1 • part 2 • finally here!]

THIS ONE’S SOOOOO VERY EXCITING - we’ve been keeping this secret for months!!!

FEATURINGGGG our star players throughout this saga of course, the current Elysium (not… YET)throuple of the year— Maci! ELoki! Tory! and special cameo guest: Hecate!

Loki, known for his children of various eccentricities due to his pinball machine-nightmare labyrinth-utter mystery of a reproductive system, has spent most of the year pregnant with Tory’s baby, as part of the little playful tryst he’s been tangled in between him and Tory and Maci!! We know thisss (I HOPE YOUVE BEEN FOLLOWING ALONG?)

From the get go pregnancy symptoms have been weird. Too big too fast, flickering magic - now this fever mentioned prev??? , but EeL’s cagey about his kids and hasn’t let anyone assess WHY it’s been weird. Childbirth and Witchcraft goddess Hecate is one of Elysium’s go-to midwives and… someone Loki dislikes for no reason fgkfkg so even though she COULD have assessed from day 1 - he’s refused. But now given the previous drama, (yknow - EeL’s poof and reappearance) maybe it’s finally time to put everyone’s concerns to rest. Well, Hecate (Mother™ Edition) is promptly called, and—

One pyrokinetic fire daemon PLUS one chaos entity who keeps giving birth to various creatures EQUALS::::

Well! Duh!

🐉💞🐉💞🐉💞 I’m so excited for you guys to meet him☺️

More sporadic Elysium Drama Updates to come! immmmm running out of time but I have a few more canon moments I want to draw still! Stay tuned!! AHH!

***also- lmfao at Fenixe [hiatus’d at @fenixethekid !!] and I being on the same page about this AGAIN without prior discussion AGAIN? Jesus christ running Elysium together for so long we continue to be synched via inexplicable hivemind entity fgFgof gOD LOOL AHH - Tory & Hecate/orangepurple bubbles are hers, EeL & Maci/greenpink bubbles are mine!

[cassettepony]

^^^ this thing just got its favorite hot chip + energy drink :P

[greylurk]

It's always a little weird to see people describe "Capitalism" as pretty much everything to do with money. Like, taking bills in my pocket down to the store to buy a bag of Takis isn't capitalism, that's just commerce, which has been around since Ea Nasir was passing off shoddy merchandise.

Capitalism is specifically owning machinery, devices and to a lesser extent real estate which are used by laborers to produce profit. Like unless you got that money in your pocket by selling something that your roomate made, and gave them less than what you sold it for, and used the leftover to go buy yourself some Takis, you're not a capitalist, you're just a laborer.

[layraket]

im sorry but I can't stop seeing leg surprised with the existence of takis

[ironcladbeetle]

transparent ironclad beetle btw. if you even care

[aniron48]

Everyone who has read The Best Policy will understand why it was imperative that I buy these when I walked past them at the grocery store today. 😂

[clove-pinks]

Pictures I use to scare Javert after the Flamin' Hot Cheetos fail to have an effect on him

[voltrixz]

TRICK OR TREAT

a micheal and jason, not very slutty but i'll probbaly drop them in crop tops and shorts sometime.

[pompoison]

[actorguy104]

Me licking the Takis off my fingers

[flavia8]

[12:35 PM] Is. It. WORTH. It to door dash myself a single bag of chips

[12:35 PM] Financially? Absolutely not

[12:35 PM] But mentally

[chthonicgodling]

The Taki Fuego “BEST OF” Clip Show*~ AN INTERLUDE

[prev: first half • interlude1 • second half • interlude 2 • epilogue]

aka EXPOSITION AND NUMB DEFLECTION: THE COMIC; a recap explanation of things to come!

Once again - in the wake of our most recent turns of events (SHH WE’LL GET THERE), working on assembling some choice scenes from the recent few months in Elysium between the Taki Fuego trio, through a series of comics starring all canon dialogue, quick Elysium Drama Update snapshots. Previously - funny comedy hour and banter! But this is an INTERMISSION before returning to the grayscale scribbles - THIS is dialed back EVEN FURTHER…. Allllll the way back to the solemn and serious talk taking place just BEFORE Loki agreed to have a baby with them (it was actually the very literal same convo).

EeL’s deepest psyche re: his deep rooted anxiety and ✨issues✨ are common knowledge to MEEE and Fenixe (and some of you!!) yes, but dragging it all out into the open in this brief window is crucial, I think, to provide some context for some upcoming moments Loki has now shared through his pregnancy with Maci and Tory 🥺 …relevant meme here aHEM.

I’ve certainly written no shortage of essays on tumblr about Loki’s kids in here but in case anyone’s missed those essays: the tragic and traumatic fates of Loki’s (myth!) children Sleipnir, Hela, Fenris, Jormundgandr, Vali & Nari are EXTREMELY canon. and haunt EeL to this day. Even though he’s gotten 4 out of 6 back! Doesn’t change the memories trapped in the story of his past forever! Sleipnir and the trio confiscated by Odin - the twins murdered at Odin’s hands…. And now YOU can painfully remember this too!

yknow. It is always so fun to write EeL’s dialogue but drawing all of this was incredible as well. How do you illustrate the words of someone nonchalant, aloof and clipped and cool, shrugging within his protective haughty shell like “none of this is a big deal, don’t be silly”…. while already beginning to twitch on the inside?

How do you illustrate the monologue of a traumatized liar (affectionate)???🥺🥺🥺🥺 AUGH

😌 Well the tragic backstory reminder may have made Maci cry but HE’S fine, Pft don’t be ridiculous. Boy this definitely isn’t going to have any emotional repercussions within the near future probably! haha!🤪hhhahahhahh

Tory & his brief involvement in this drawing (but his absolutely crucial and vital role in this trio) belongs to hiatus’d @fenixethekid : Maci is mine and EeL and his endless weary pontificating is all mine toooooooo… Next part coming soon; return to more current canon, the other half of prev. Stay tuned!

[rikaspotting]

Regular Chi-Yu is Fuego Takis flavored and shiny Chi is Blue Heat Takis flavored.

I didn't make the rules. I just enforce them.

[aidarrian]

Team Spicy - Splatoon 3

[masoncarr2244]

[itzalofrank]

Si me puedo comprar mis propios Takis Morados, ahora imagínate como me puedo amar a mi mismo!

🎶I can buy myself Takis🎶