#TY FOR THE ASK MILES...MWAH ILY!!!

[zairene]

more misc. earth 42! miles morales bf headcanons <3

genre: headcanons

a/n: i reallllyyy hate writer’s block. anyways ty guys in the delulus server for helping cure my writers block for this one!! ily guys mwah mwah <3!!

miles has enormous baby fever. no matter how many times you would tell him you guys are both too young and very unfinancially stable, he couldn’t help himself. you both could be just chilling in his room and all of a sudden you would see his face soften and a super high pitched, “awwww…” come out of his mouth. from that one thing alone you already knew what he was about to show you. “y/n! look! isn’t she so cute?” you would shake your head and then he would go into this long rant on how he’d think you both make great parents. “can we at least finish highschool first, miles?” you said. he sighed dramatically and fell into your arms. “yeah, i know. ‘m just excited.” “trust me, i know.”

miles likes to stalk your socials. yes, in a weird way. everytime you post yourself on your feed, he’s always spamming the comments with how beautiful you are and how you’re his, or whenever you post yourself on your story and you get numerous story replies after you post yourself to your favorite song. but afterwards he’s scanning to see anybody else who says anything that’s not just complimenting you. he’s spotted a few guys call you “bae” or something in the comments and he’s always in the replies correcting them as quick as possible. or whenever you post the anonymous links on your story, and someone says that they have a crush on you but they’re scared to say so, or something like that, he’s quick to take your phone and post himself on your story saying how much you loved your boyfriend. that would stop these weirdos from hitting on you, at least that’s what he thinks.

miles’ mom actually loves you. from the first time you met her, she already knew that you were meant for miles when you called her mrs. morales instead of rio. miles’ friends had a habit of calling her that and she would be this close to smacking them across the forehead. they do profusely apologize after but the first impression would always leave a bad taste in her mouth. now, she asks miles to bring you over all the time and she even calls you her second daughter.

miles isn’t a ‘going outside of his house for every date kind of guy.’ he’s more of a wanting to just come to your house and chill in your room while y’all watch and rant about movies. his favorite date with you was when you listened to the new brent faiyaz album, wasteland, while he watched you braid your hair. of course you both go to the movies or the mall every now and then—but he just wanted to be alone with you with no one else around because that’s how it always feels to be with you.

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[realcube]

hi cutie!! your work makes me froth at the mouth <3333 also hear me out on this: ts! yaku talking with ts! lev after one of his games and lev introduces you as his foreign cousin and yaku is like omg cutie

this has been dinging around in my mind all week like a screensaver ily mwah

A/N → omg that's soo good !! ty for blessing me with this 🙏 also you literally read my mind cuz i've been having endless yaku brainrot recently

TWS/TAGS → fem!reader, reader is a statistician ??, modelling slander & cursing

yaku wipes his forehead with a towel while he is sat at the side of the court. the match is over and everyone is beginning to filter out of the stadium, including his teammates, but not without giving him a celebratory slap on the back or handshake first.

they all make their way towards the exit, where there are crowds of interviewers and tv cameramen waiting to pester them about their winning game. yaku wasn't quite ready yet to deal with the onslaught of questions and praise, so he remains on bench a bit longer, still trying to properly catch his breath.

that was until he heard the familiar voice of an old friend yell, "hey, shorty!"

he looked up to see lev walking towards him, with his arms wide open for a hug. it had been over a year since yaku had seen lev, since his modelling career had really taken off and presented unmissable oppertunities all over the world. yaku couldn't help but crack a smile, even at the terrible nickname.

as lev made his way towards him, he couldn't help but notice the girl he was with. stunning. a beauty unlike any other. so graceful and elegant in their movements, wearing a benign smile that caused yaku's heart to skip a beat.

naturally, he assumes you are lev's model girlfriend, or something like that. that was the only reasonable explanation he could think of, but even then, you were still miles out of lev's league. as you both approached, yaku tried his best to pay little mind towards you, as the reminder of lev's fortune would only piss him off and spoil what was supposed to be a joyful reunion.

"lev." he said, outstretching his arm for a handshake but he should've expected it when lev scooped him up in a big, tight hug.

"yaku! it's been forever!"

"put me down!" he demanded, and lev obliged, still beaming at him.

"congratulations on your win." lev said, and you added, "yeah, you were amazing."

yaku couldn't help but blush at your compliment, and he bowed his head in thanks towards both you and lev. which is what prompted lev to clear his throat and clarify, "oh! this is my cousin (y/n) from abroad."

you wave slightly to accompany the introduction, meanwhile yaku looks between the two of you, absolutely star-struck. "cousin?" he repeats.

"yeah." lev chuckled awkwardly, motioning towards himself and joking, "you're probably confused because i am so much better-looking but it's beca—"

you playfully elbow him in the side and he grunts slightly, then bursts out laughing while you exchange a knowing look with yaku. "so are you a model too?" he asks.

a fiery heat rises to your face and you tense, shaking your head slightly, "no, i'm just here with lev because i wanted to see the game."

he takes notice of the fact his question flustered you a little, and this brings him a new-found confidence, "have you ever thought of going into modelling?"

you blink a couple times while thinking about it, then shrug, "it's never really crossed my mind. i like the job i have."

"oh, yeah!" lev chimes in, "she's a statistician, isn't that super fancy?"

you nod in agreement with your cousin's enthusiasm, elaborating, "i know it doesn't sound cool but i get to chill in a big office and i hardly have to talk to anyone."

yaku agrees that a career devoid of other people's stupidity sounds like a dream come true, but he inquires, "so you just hide behind a computer all day?"

you nod proudly.

"sounds like a waste of such a pretty face." he chuckles to himself at how your eyes widen and your hand rushes to cover the bottom half of your face, "really, though, you should think about modelling. it's probably a lot easier and pays more. plus, i'd rather see your face on billboards than his."

he gestures to lev, who slaps his hand against his chest and lets out a dramatic gasp, "what's wrong with my face?! and modelling is not easy; it's one of the hardest jobs in the world and not for the weak."

"i'm sure styling your hair is very difficult, lev." yaku says sarcastically.

you laugh and interject, "he doesn't even style his own hair, he has someone to do that for him."

yaku raises an eyebrow, trying to suppress a shit-eating grin, "so what the fuck do you do?"

lev crosses his arms over his chest and pouts, walking towards the exit, "you two can come find me when you're done being mean."

you both snicker to yourselves at lev's behaviour, realising you only tease him out of love, really. so when your laughter dies down, you begin to follow him at a safe distance behind. "how long are you going to be in russia for?" yaku asks, recalling that lev mentioned you're from a different country.

"just today." you reply, "this trip was so last-minute for me. lev just messaged me a week ago asking if i wanted to come and i said sure. i wanted to stay for a whole week but virtually all nearby hotels were booked. it's a miracle i even managed to find a room for tonight."

yaku frowned at your story, "that sucks. but i know a motel that has availability for this week."

"really?" you perk up, "what's it called?"

"my house."

[old-knightsvow]

1, 16 + 24 :0

1. If someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?

HMMM thats a tough question actually...i do not feel like most of the media i consume is like or would function as an explanation for myself but HMMM

i guess the ask could also be interpreted as things that are definetely my brand and that i like? maybe not but like. a good way to sum up my likes would be a few of my fav things!

reading wise, id say my ultimate fav ace attorney fic...theres something abt it that made me feel emotions like NOTHING has ever done n i followed since it started? honestly its the kind of thing i enjoy to read and something Very My Brand! its The Miraculous Disappearance Of Phoenix Wright by JJsADragon! i really cant put into words how much i enjoyed every single bit of this work! triggers n warnings are on the tags so id check that before reading!

now. watching wise. thatd have to be a movie or series...talking abt movies at this point i really do consider into the spiderverse my favorite, everything abt it is just. SO good! id mention some of my favorite animes but i cant really think of anything that is what i usually look for when i want to watch something...maybe K-On! ? i love the music, the characters, its pretty slice of life ( something i enjoy a lot too! ), plus it has its bits of comedy n just some really good bops? i think it would be something that you could really watch and see why i am the way i am!

and for listening as much as id love to mention just albums ( well actually i WILL mention albums too, listen to Wasteland, Baby! and Free Spirit ) i think a few mins w shuffle on my personal playlist is more than enough to guess how awesome my musical taste is :^) ( jk theres actually a lot of genres mashed up together but i love every song on there SO much...oh ALSO dont mind my deadname there spotify sucks n i cant change it )

16. If you’d grown up in a different environment, do you think you’d have turned out the same?

hmmmm i dont think so? i think the environment i grew up in is the cause of practically every trait of my personality n ideals? i do think some things would have ended up similar or the same but i think there would be a lot of changes! i think i would have perhaps a lil less of issues surrounding me :> but well i guess it depends!

24. Have you ever felt like you had a “mind-meld” with someone?

kinda but not really at the same time? i find myself taking up traits of friends n others a LOT but thinking wise im not too sure? my friends n i jinx each other a lot but i do not think it reaches a mind-meld kinda thing! i do think most people i interact with are similar to me in someway or another tho!

ask me stuff!

[scientistowengottlieb-newtkelly]

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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

hence why i didn't go off in the notes of your reply 😌 not that i couldn't, there's Enough Love To Go Around, but i knew you'd do the ask so 👉👈 you are the first person i was able to talk to on here because you were always very Friendly and Kind to me and honestly, you have been such a big comfort. your art is Immaculate, your ideas are So Clever And Funny, you have helped and encouraged me even when all i seem to do is complain to you about not being able to make friends or write like i want to 😩 and i Always appreciate when you send me aminal posts on insta :))) i love chatting with you, dw about your replies, my ass talks for MILES at times and ik how hard it is to reply consistently so i get it :') ily mwah ty for being kind to me and everyone and for being silly with me and for giving me a new nickname and just Being A Bro