#TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE

[pines4thetwin]

Dipford (implied stancest)

Like we've all heard of Dipper reminding Stan of Ford so instead i say:

It think ford would see dipper do some shady shit stan taught him and full body cringe because dipper just reminded him too much of stan but also he wants to fuck that kid even more now (cause he wants to fuck stan but he wont admit that)

Like he already wanted to do atrocious things i will not say before but after that he puts dipper in a red n white stripped shirt and proceeds to *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*

[backgroundcharacterno5]

Gaara Week 2024

Day 7 & 8: Family and Gaara’s Birthday!

Daily Gaara: Day 18 and 19

Happy Birthday Gaara!!! 🥳

Thank you @justgaara for hosting the event! 😁

[shootingstarsandsilvermoons]

For the anon yesterday that asked for new pics (and cause my haircut came out cute af) ✨

[xstarrydawnx]

Happy Valentines day!

[androids-insides]

Haha! Get it?

A restoration for the nostalgic ones out there:

[whereisowengejuice]

In a jar of jam!

How did he even end up in this situation?

Bonus below cut cause it's my blog and I wanna

Let's be honest, this probably isn't even the weirdest way she's spent a Friday night.

[samandcolbyownme]

Yall I’ve been up alllll damn night rewriting and finishing this Jake one shot. It’ll be out today mark my words. I promise I’ll be out. It’s a good one (at least to me)

[dranka]

CS Pacat was so generous with Dark Rise main ship 😌🙏

[writingsofwesteros]

[hairychestloversblog]

Love “buy one, get one free day” on the beach 🏝️

[ginwhenever]

day 5: streeeeeetch

SMACK

[sentient-rift]

🌋 //Geo at Pat and/or Rey?

"For Pat, 'sweet.'

"For Rey... 'scary...'"

[sohannabarberaesque]

Postcards from Snagglepuss

Two for the price of one (so to speak) this winter!

As if the Hair Bear Bunch inviting yours truly, as much as my compadre Huckleberry Hound, to spend time this winter at the former's Secret Surf and Dive Spot out by Malibu wasn't interesting enough--along came a phone call the other day over dinner of pork loin roast and rice pilaf:

"You'll never guess who this happens to be!"

To which Huckleberry asked, "Are you Peter Potamus? It sounds as if the voice is an obvious giveaway."

"Most correct, Huckleberry! And by the looks of the video on my mobile phone, I take it you're having dinner, and a rather long and leisurely such, at that!"

"Glad you noticed, Peter!", remarked Crazy Claws, explaining the meal essentially as above.

"And would you be surprised," saith I, "where the Hair Bear Bunch invited Huck and yours truly to join them for awhile at their Secret Surf and Dive Spot by Malibu over the winter?"

"Which is what prompted this call," explained Peter. "In fact, I think it would be a wonderful idea to not only spend some time with the Hair Bears, but also with yours truly and our diving community at La Jolla as part of the bargain! Killing the proverbial two birds with one stone, as it were!"

"Would you mind if my cousin Jenny Lee and I came along?" asked Emmy Lou in a sweet-as-sugar Southern inflective.

"That might not be a bad idea!" exclaimed Peter. "Hopefully, they might enjoy some diving time with myself and my merry band of divers as well in as interesting a dive locale as it can get down Southern California way, setting aside Catalina island!"

"Yet," I added, "the pork loin roast actually turned out tasting rather delectable!" Prompting Peter Potamus, mainly in jest, to wonder if he could be saved some, prompting Huckleberry to remark that if he ever came up that way, we'd be glad to do such.

(A footnote, as well: Hair Bear would also extend his invite for the Secret Surf and Dive Spot winter vacay to Emmy Lou and Jenny Lee as much as Huck and myself. Square Bear would remark that the ursine lovebirds might also want to pick up some surfing lessons along with the diving.)

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[one-rabbit-every-day]

23.3.

82 - burrow

[raayllum]

When she didn't perk up, he added, "If you really want to make sure we're a fierce fighting party though, there is something that might be cool to try."

"Dumb idea face," she said skeptically, but she nodded for him to go on anyway.

He hoped his excitement would be infectious. "I was looking through Macchus' book of runes, and apparently elven weapons can channel magic too? So I could like, make my fulminus spell course through your weapons. You have to admit, that sounds pretty cool."

Rayla's eyes widened by a fraction, and it was enough to make Callum smile. "Really? Hm. Well, as long as you don't electrocute me like you did the first time you were learning fulminus."

"Hey, I didn't electrocute you last night."

Rayla flushed. "You didn't," she relented, smiling slightly.

"Plus, I'm the first human mage in well—maybe forever, and you're a badass elf assassin, and we're probably the first human-elf couple in a while, too. We're already super cool. Why not look like it, right? My magic and your swords."

"Alright, alright," she said, fighting a growing smile, "I'll give your ideas of grandeur a shot one of these days. I do like the idea of looking even cooler than I already do. Happy?"

They unlocked Callum's cell, and they pulled him to his feet, roughly pushing him forward. They forced him down to his knees as Arnath looked down at him with glittering, gold eyes. "What's your name?" he demanded.

"What's it to you?" Callum said, glowering back. The anger was streaked with pain when Arnath drew back a hand and slapped him so hard the sound echoed around the dingy halls of whatever sort of compound they were in.

"Your name," Arnath said.

[...] 

Callum pushed himself up. "Don't touch her—" His fingers began tracing aimlessly in the dark, and it gave him a very, very stupid idea. They thought he was just a regular human, and that was going to be their undoing. He drew the rune, making sure his aim was true—he couldn't afford to almost hit Rayla—and then shouted, "Fulminus!"

Lightning exploded from his fingertips. His arms prickled and stung, as if lightning was being drawn from beneath his skin, before the impact pushed him back onto the ground. For a moment, he couldn't see, as the most lightning he'd ever conjured set the room ablaze. It took down a few of the elves, and Arnath let Callum drop as a Skywing's elf's wings fanned out angrily.

"But you don't have—" Arnath hissed, eyes narrowing. "It doesn't matter what you are. You'll still be dead by the end of this. And so you can't use those hands of yours again—Zephyr?"

The Skywing elf drew the rune as Arnath kept Callum's hands in a tight, burning grip, and he felt the heat of the lightning before it hit him. It was pain beyond the imaginable, cooking his veins from the inside out and piercing his chest, snaking all the way down. Callum screamed, blood in his mouth.

In Search of Silver Linings, Ch 11, June 2019 / Book 5: Ocean, 2023

[frozenoj]

I thought The GOAT was ridiculous for giving these celebrities such easy words for the spelling bee like "dice" and "lobster" but then Alyssa Edwards went "C-E-L-E-R-A-R-Y celerary"