#TURMTLE

[brickytheprocrastinator]

TURMTL

[hecateisalesbian]

questions be upon ye

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Cheese Quesadilla no chicken bc I like em plain. ALSO IT COSTS LIKE $10 FREAKING DOLLARS FOR A CHEESE QUESADILLA THE OTHER DAY AT CHIPOTLE EXCUSE ME??????????

do whatever the hell you want just don’t hurt anybody and don’t shove it in my face :) (I personally love meat and other animal based items to ever go vegan lol)

idk so much about the color but I absolutely hate when houses are just like only white and grey and beige. Put some color in there! (Cough my mother)

I sooo want dragons to be real lol but probably like oceanic mystical creatures like who the hell knows what’s down there

all forms of potatoes but I’d die for my mothers mashed potatoes (made with real™️ potatoes not cauliflower)

yeah it costs like $5 on Amazon and I’ve sharpied it a dozen times and I’ve had for like 4 years but it works and it’s waterproof

turmtles

no lol sometimes I don’t even change into pajamas

sorta but I’m reallly bad at being in a consistent habit of doing it. It’s just like the three step proactive stuff bc my skin is really acne prone

apple. Orange is only good if it’s in the morning (I say that like 99% of my flights aren’t in the morning)

Like everything especially my stuffed animals but two things that stand out to me is my stuffed leopard that my nana got me from the Colorado Zoo when I was super young (at the time I thought it was a cheetah so I named it Cheetah lol) and from my later childhood (like 8 or 9) my friend got me a snoopy blanket for my birthday and I still have that

I just use whatever is convenient (but I do use dandruff shampoo and conditioner)

Normal: probably stealing money or putting myself in a system to make sure I’m insured or something. Purge kinda thinking: murder every corrupt rich person and politician I can (also JK Rowling)

oh yeah totally

Burning, then it’s kinda a tie between drowning and freezing bc both take a while.

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE mint chocolate chip slander will NOT be tolerated

bite my nails mostly and shaking my leg

Taro probably but some places don’t make it super good which sucks (also popping boba)

freaking. Brussel sprouts. Those heckers should burn farther down than hell

Mulan slays and The Lost City of Atlantis (Kida) is my bae

idk 🤷 can I say decimals? It’s not so much weirded out as it is cool weird but 0.999 to infinity or whatnot is equivalent to 1

I don’t even have a water bottle (see 14)

lots. I’m gonna get a second piercing soon and I wear crap ton of rings (like Phoebe from Friends) and necklaces and bracelets and big dangly earrings (but I’m allergic to nickel)

American cuz I live/grew up in America lol

yeah but I know my parents would disagree

absolute crap

baggy tee and baggy ripped jeans with fishnets and docs.

mashed potatoes are the bomb tbh

I love ravioli

Spectator you were supposed to literally ask me anything you dummy /lovingly

[queermentaldisaster]

PUMPKIN TURMTLE

I feel like starting a harmless fight 🧍

[gender-haver]

Am turmtle deseire cronchy leaf

[gl4ssfan]

just a little wip of some fanart for a fic called alpha stage on ao3, it's by @snailsnaps ((go follow em they are spectacular))

((this photo is seconds before disaster))

((softshell turtles bite))

[calculated--risk]

what do you think about turtles mate?

I love turtles, I had a reptile obsession a couple of years ago.

My favourite turtle is an Eastern long-necked turtle from Australia because they have these beady little eyes and one time I got to pick one up. I also dont live by the ocean so these are the only turtles I've actually seen in the wild.

Heres an accurate picture from the NSW environmental website.

[snailsnaps]

stares blankly at turmtles

...

..i care so much about you omigosh

Happy turtles make me happy

Sad turtles.... also make me happy

[hellonoblesky]

TURMTLE DO U HAVE HOMECOMIGN TONIGHT. OR SOME KIND OF DANCE

YEAH I HAVE HOMECOMING!!!!

[bakedbakerboy]

turmtls

[lesbian-octoling]

turmtle..

turtle good..... i love 2018 tmnt

[felinegay]

NOT the le/onardo ninjad turmtles inferiority complex video analysis making me want to KMS !!!! /j

[sparkygamer]

Re-blogging because Turmtle

[romans-dull-creativity]

mm turmtles

A handful of turts