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I will not shut up about this

THE MALE CRUSH IS ROUNDABOUT GUYS,,,NIGEL BRAITHWAITE,,,,

I TAKE NO CRITICISM. END OF DISCUSSION !!!

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HEY BESY8E OMHG

COYLD I REQUEST MAELSTROM WITH LIKE A SHORT MALE READER CRUSH??

hcs pls! omg ur wroting is lovely

|Gunnar Maelstrom With A Short, Male Crush|

a/n: aww tysm!! and omg it's been so long since i've written for this evil old man haha ty for this request! also, i myself am not male so i cannot give insight on the specifics of that :/ however this was definitely written with a male reader in mind!

pairing: professor gunnar maelstrom x male! short! gunnar's crush! vile teacher! reader

post type: headcannons

requested: yes!

word count: 0.5k

warnings: crimes!!! and evil men being in love with evil men!! also i made the reader a teacher also lol

being the new teacher at vile academy is no small feat

you deal w troublemaking students CONSTANTLY

+ remarks from other instructors about your style of educating

but there's always someone you can confide with

professor gunnar maelstrom

ever since shadowsan's betrayal, you were the next-best choice

you've been incredibly useful and diligent with your skills as a vile thief, but when it came to teaching the future of spies, you were still an amateur 😔

you have more of a direct style of teaching. though you excel in the topic of your learnings, it's more simple to do rather than to explain.

gunnar helps you with teaching students !! the two of you have many combined classes together!!

actually how he realized fell for you <3 he was already head over heels but just watching you

how passionate you were speaking about how psychology can be involved with your class

the determined and optimistic look on your perfect, kissable face

gunnar was drowning in your sheer brilliance

and at that moment he realized that you had him wrapped around your thieving finger

expect to get the Daily Remark™️ about your height

nothing to truly upset you but definitely snarky enough to make you get that cute look on your face

he'll never let you know but this man. has no idea. what on earth. he is doing. and that is a fact.

you're his first crush in most likely decades; him being to dedicated to the life of crime to have a love life of his own

he cannot flirt to save his life, but he's not nervous or anything around you! so expect him to ask you things and act a little...unusual

however this is the professor maelstrom when ISNT he a little unusual

i'm imaging it's just you both in the teachers lounge. it's dead quiet, you and gunnar doing your own things separately.

when suddenly and out of completely nowhere:

"do you have a preference for men, (codename)?"

just random, out of the blue little ways to get to know you like that CONSTANTLY when you're alone together

if you're uncomfortable with his personal questions he'll stop dw!!

ask him abt himself.....he loves talking (especially to you <333)

him gazing longingly across any room you're in

if any mission requires a teacher to go, he's insisting the two of you go

him doing psychological tests on you to pick apart your brain get to know you better !

please omg....ask him fun facts about sea creatures he'll pass away on the spot if he finds out you share a love for marine life as well

he's dreaming about taking you on an aquarium date but shh!! it's a secret!!!

everyone who hasn't been a vile agent for >2 years knows he's sweet on you

him being teased from the other teachers bc of this

he'll roll his eyes at them, but not deny what they're joking about

besides, you're worth it

you're worth everything to him <3

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