#TRULY WHAT AN ABUNDANCE OF BURT LANCASTER DOES TO A MFER

[lesbiancolumbo]

the burt and tony homoerotic subtext is the only common denominator in all my thoughts right now. i just really wish i could ask tony curtis why he played both sidney and tino the exact same way I acted in front of my gay high school crush though you know?? he woke up and said today I will play a barely repressed twink. and then he just did it

tony curtis will read a script of a hecht hill lancaster production and say ugh, i can’t believe i’m gonna play this character like the stupid little homo that he is. and james hill and harold hecht will be like well, you don’t have to, to which tony curtis is like no i’m gonna.

but for real it’s like insane because you watch him in trapeze and you’re like tony my dude what are you DOING and then you watch him a year later in ssos and it’s like tony. my dude. this is just tino orsini except dumber and maybe gayer and definitely more evil.