#TRTC compliant

[itsstrangelypermanent]

For the hurt/comfort, could you do number 14 with any of the 212th?

—eyayah-oya

@eyayah-oya

From this post here, I present to you the 212th being a lovable dumpster fire.

(I have a few more to do... I was planning on doing these at work but this rotation is a hot mess, so they're taking a smidge longer than I was hoping.)

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Prompt: Let me take care of things for once, alright?

Crys knew full well Trapper saw his hand twitching against his leg, even in the dim light of the command tent.

He also knew full well that Cody couldn’t, not with his back turned and bucket still on.

The 212th had been hit, and hurt, badly over the day, the Seppies somehow getting the range for their munitions stocks and motor pools.

The explosions had been rather spectacular, so he’d been told.

He’d been in one of the underground bunkers, cycling slicing programs as they attempted to hack the Separatist’s comms.  Luckily, there had been few casualties overall… sentient ones, anyway.

Shifts was still rather bitter over the death of his AT-RT.

Their Jedi, on the other hand, was, to quote Helix, “A karking di’kut disaster magnet with the pea-brain of a Gungan.”

That Kenobi didn’t dispute the claim was proof of it.

Granted, the man was drugged up to his proverbial eyebrows, but he didn’t dispute it.

Also he was missing most of his left eyebrow, as it had been scorched off by the firestorm started by their fuel dump igniting, so perhaps the point was a bit mute.

Cody, on the other hand…

Cody’s normally pristine armor (and yes, every trooper wondered exactly how he managed to keep it so clean despite the environment) was streaked with soot to the point he looked like one of Commander Gree’s urban recon troopers.  The synth fabric that compromised his gloves was actually burnt through, making it look like he was wearing fingerless models.  

His fingernails were cracked and ragged, down to the quick.

And he hadn’t taken his bucket off yet, despite Kenobi being safely squirreled away by Helix and his medics, despite the chaos of the barrage settling after the fires were put out.  

Unless Crys was missing his guess, which wasn’t very likely, Cody had somehow managed to avoid Helix and his hovering tendencies thanks to Kenobi being down for the count.

Given Trapper’s subtle signing back, he agreed.  

[Play decoy?  Distract primary medic.] 

Trapper’s opinion of this strategy was a look of horror.  [Sacrificial nerf?]  His signs were frantic, eyes wide.  

[Worries unfounded.  Armor not edible.]

It was clear Trapper found this reassurance somewhat lacking, but he excused himself and shuffled out… with only a mild stink-eye.

Crys waved him off and tabbed over his datapad, cycling a few security systems to make sure they’d have privacy for a while.  He’d known Cody since they’d been stuck in some of the same tech classes back on Kamino, and had been personally picked to lead the, as the commander so glibly put it, ‘the tech nerds’ of the 212th.

He’d been thrilled at the time, still was really.  It gave him a lot of opportunities to help both the GAR as a whole and his brothers.  

Cody had often used him as an unofficial sounding board, and they’d been known to theorycraft late into the night cycle.  

Now… he was being given a new opportunity.

One to make sure his di’kut ori’vod wasn’t going to fall over on them.  If Cody and Kenobi were both out of commission, they’d likely be seconded, at least temporarily, to Skywalker.

Kark everything about that.

“Commander?” he broke the silence he wasn’t entirely sure Cody was aware of.

Definitely wasn’t, by the way he swung around, nearly turning into the table he’d been leaning on.

“Lieutenant.”  It was hard to tell through the vocoder, but he was pretty sure Cody was slurring.  

He had a split second to make a decision, to, as Commander Monnk so often said, ‘sink or swim’.  

Kriff him sideways.

“Can you come with me for a moment, sir?  I need you to check something for me.”

Well, he committed.  Now Cody just needed to take the bait.  

For a moment, it seemed he wouldn’t.  His shoulders noticeably sagged, his ragged fingertips digging into the tabletop.  But, this was Cody.  There was only the moment of vulnerability, then his shoulders squared slowly.  “For a moment,” he allowed, and yes, he was definitely slurring.  “After, I need to check the reports from the western encampment.”  His words were over-enunciated, like he was trying too hard to seem like he was fine.

Crys added that to a quick popup message on his datapad and sent it off to Trapper.  Check all you want, Cody, there’d be nothing there to check.  

He shoved his datapad into his pack and stood, then banked on his luck and waved Cody along behind him.

–

He’d been right.

Cody was so out of it he didn’t realize that Crys had led him back to his own tent.  

He was also so out of it that, after a moment of standing, hunched, under the center of the low roof, he hadn’t protested when Crys started carefully pulling his armor off.  His belt and ammo pouches came off first - this was Cody, after all.  Better eliminate any friendly fire-type injuries before they could even become a possibility.  The man himself was a weapon, he didn’t need help.

That Cody didn’t fight him taking his bucket off was more proof that he was very much not all right.  Narrating softly throughout, reciting pertinent bits of information from reports received since the bombardment, he kept up a low and chattering one-sided conversation as he stripped him down to his blacks and got him onto his bunk.

Probable concussion.  Probable cracked ribs.  Definite broken fingers.  Burns, first through third degree, though he’d somehow managed to avoid cooking himself completely, like a bad can of rations in his armor.  

By all rights, he should call Helix.  

He could, but…

Cody, still out of it, was slightly more aware than he had been.  

“Need to check the casualty reports,” he managed to slur out, even as Crys began plotting what he’d need.

“Of course you do, sir,” he soothed as he tapped out the beginnings of a list on his datapad, then pushed him back down to the mattress.

“And talk to the quartermasters.”

“Yes, yes.”

“Obi-Wan-”

He managed to not quirk an eyebrow and made a mental note to not ever bring that up.  What his COs did in their free time was their business, despite just how intriguing he found it.

“He’s fine, Commander.  Helix has him.  Now… let me take care of things for once, alright?”  He pulled out the first aid kit he knew Cody kept under his bunk, that he always kept under his bunk, and opened a package of gauze.  “Let me see your hand, ‘lek?”

[mossy-rock-in-a-field]

WARNING TO ALL READERS

I will be posting a oneshot featuring MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH today, most likely. (Tomorrow at the latest.) 

This is a blanket warning to all who might be triggered by that topic. If you’re sensitive to harsh angst associated with major character death in any way, please do us both a favor and do not read this one. Warnings and tags will be provided, and I will be as thorough with tagging as I possibly can to make sure nobody is hurt unnecessarily. 

Please, please, please don’t read this piece if you’re not comfortable with MCD. I honestly don’t know how else I can say it. I don’t want the masses coming after me when I’ve given you guys every possible chance to turn back and avoid this oneshot. I’m making this piece for a friend and also because I think it will be an interesting storytelling opportunity for me personally, since this is one of the only topics I’ve never really covered with my writing (primarily due to pure fear). 

Please don’t send me hate as soon as I post it (I have people monitoring my inboxes anyway) or spew needless vitriol. 

Thank you. 

[fortune420group]

BULLISH: Q1 Revenues Guidance $UBQU Anticipate increase over 50% to approximately $1,050,000.00

#MustWeed http://www.fortune420.com/bullish-q1-revenues-guidance-ubqu-anticipate-increase-over-50-to-approximately-1050000-00/

DENVER, CO–(Marketwired – Mar 7, 2017) – Ubiquitech Software Corp. (OTC PINK: UBQU), through its operating subsidiary HempLife Today™, is announcing first quarter revenue guidance. The company anticipates that revenues for the quarter ended February 28, 2017 will increase over 50% from $697,640 in the first quarter of last year to approximately $1,050,000. The revenue growth is due primarily to the continued acceptance and increased exposure of the HempLife Today™ product line.

HempLife Today™ is known for developing some of the purest and most potent Hemp derived CBD products available and sold through its proprietary CBD brand CannazALL™. The Company expects to give full year guidance in the coming weeks.

The company continues to grow its revenues and increase margins as it progresses toward its goal of becoming the nation’s preeminent provider of quality CBD oil products in the health and wellness marketplace. The company sells and markets its line of high quality products through its web portal www.HempLifeToday.com.

“We are excited to show what we have achieved over the past few years,” said James Ballas, CEO, “and we pride ourselves on our process of delivering a superior product at a cost that makes our products available to the widest possible audience. Because, it is this process that makes our company continue to grow.”

The Company also just completed a successful launch of its new CannazALL™ Dabbing “Honey” and will soon be announcing the next Direct Response mail campaign as well as other important additions to continue this upward trend.

HempLife Today CEO Gives Shareholders Overview of First Quarter Progress and Projections Moving Forward

DENVER, CO–(Marketwired – Mar 9, 2017) – Ubiquitech Software Corp. ( OTC PINK : UBQU ) and the CEO of HempLife Today™ wants all shareholders and the public to have a solid overview of the Company’s first quarter progress along with projects and projections moving forward. The Company wants shareholders to know it is in a strong financial position with experienced management at the helm, creative talent on its staff, and seasoned legal and accounting experts to ensure growth.

“Through this press release it is the company’s desire to communicate directly with the shareholders and the public interested in our Company,” said James Ballas, CEO. “Shareholders should be aware that there is never a wasted day or opportunity for the Company. In addition, we always want our shareholders to know that we value them and the trust that they give us through their becoming shareholders. This is very important to us, and in everything we do we keep this in mind.”

The Company is proud to report the following:

We continue to be 100% committed to the name and symbol change that best reflects our business and that will successfully represent us well into the future. This has been a very intensive legal process and the Company wants all shareholders to understand that this is a process and that the Company will keep shareholders informed of any and all pertinent information regarding this important step. Again, the company is 100% committed to this, but in the meantime will continue to update shareholders on the progress of the Company, with specific reference to revenue and profits, achievements and goals, and additional important fundamental developments and milestones.

UBQU continues to add new customers at an accelerated rate as our sales platforms continue to grow. These platforms include extensive Internet, SEO, Social Media, Blogs, Affiliates, and traditional marketing that all work together to educate the public and create more and more new customers at an exponential rate. The Company alerts all shareholders that they can “search” for HempLife Today™ and our CannazALL™ brand of CBD products to see the footprint we continue to expand.

UBQU continues to develop some of the finest CBD products derived from Hemp and offers them through our CannazALL™ brand. These products now include First-cut oils from our purpose grown Hemp plants rich in CBD and through our NanoTech Infusion Process™ are infused with over 200% more important plant Terpenes and other natural Hemp plant materials, giving our products the superior “entourage effect” that is desired. CannazALL™ products currently include:

Tinctures, Concentrates, GelCaps, Mixable Powder, Skin Salve, E-juice, and new dabbing Honey, with more to come in 2017.

UBQU continues to keep its prices for CannazALL™ CBD products as low as possible through our discount coupon codes, and our generous Referral and Rebate programs. In fact, every customer has the opportunity to get free CannazALL™ products simply by referring others who then make purchases, plus earn Rebates on every dollar spent. These programs are extremely popular and we continue, through advanced programming, to make these programs easier and more user friendly so that more HempLife Today™ customers can take advantage of these opportunities and to add customers to our customer base.

UBQU continues to board new customers at low acquisition rates thus saving precious revenue on expensive advertising. Through 3rd quarter of 2016 to the present, the Company is able to acquire new customers at almost 90% less in advertising costs than it did in the first 2 years of operation. This trend will continue and will also improve.

UBQU is also finishing up the freshening of the main Websites of www.HempLifeToday.com and www.HempLife.com with new images, copy, and special offers that make navigation of the sites more educational and easier for new and existing customers. The Company will also be unveiling an exciting new HempLife Today™ logo in the near future and this will be announced as well.

UBQU has been operating under our Rapid Ship order processing since the first week in February and all orders are shipped within 24 hours via USPS Priority Mail. This was achieved through extensive custom programming so that most orders are delivered within 3-5 business days of the actual order being placed. The Company knows that fast shipping and delivery are vital to our customers.

UBQU continues its profitable arrangement with super-affiliates announced last year; like ColoradoPotGuide.com and PotGuide.com, as well as others that are onboard or being evaluated. We continue to have strict guidelines to entry for our affiliates as quality control is paramount.

UBQU has tested retail sales of our CannazALL™ products and has been approached by many retailers large and small. Profit margins going forward are very important. We will continue to evaluate these opportunities and will act only when it is in the best interests of the Company, and the industry, and in a manner that best serves the Company and our shareholders.

UBQU has added, since 3rd quarter 2016, a successful Direct Mail campaign that targets its growing customer database. These campaigns have helped to boost sales by over 20% and continue to be an integral part of our customer awareness campaigns. The Company expects to broaden these campaigns in order to reach new customers in 2017 and expects this platform to add considerably to 2017 revenues. More will be announced in the future.

UBQU has added new CBD specialists to its customer support and is currently completing a new phone system that will better help our new and existing customers to become educated on our products, dosing and pricing, as well as discounts, etc. We have also completed a new customer support email system that gets customer inquiries answered quicker and more accurately. We expect to see a bump in sales from these additions as well.

UBQU will continue to manage its finances in a manner that best serves the Company, Company growth, and shareholders. The Company will also continue a balance of paying down debt through revenues as business warrants relative to opportunities that might continue to accelerate the growth of revenues and profits.

“We ask our shareholders to consider all that we have achieved and also what we are doing moving forward, as everything that we do is designed to create more and more satisfied customers with solid profits for the company,” said Luke Dreyer, COO, “and to continue and expand upon the monthly, quarterly, and annual growth we have achieved thus far.”

“This is a solid company with solid products, revenues, and profits in a growth sector, and we also benefit from our products being derived from Hemp,” adds James Ballas, CEO. “Our products are already legal, can be delivered to all 50 states, and are 2014 Farm Bill compliant. This means we don’t have to wait for states to legalize as this is not an issue for us, but we do benefit from the free publicity when they do.

In closing, I can’t say it enough…if you believe in what we are doing then we encourage you to join us. We won’t let you down.”

HempLife Today™ reported Guidance on its 1st quarter revenue in our previous press release on Tuesday 3.07.2017, with revenues up over 50% as explained in the release. The Company wants all shareholders to note this, and to see from today’s press, that through the efforts of all company employees, management anticipates that this upward trend should continue.

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#Viral420 (8HOUR INTERVALS) MAR 19, 2017 - MAR 26, 2017

$GWPH  /  $TRTC  /  $SGDH  /  $VAPE  /  $SIPC  /  $MJNA  /  $GRNH  /  $MYDX  /  $UBQU

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 About Ubiquitech (HempLife Today™)

Ubiquitech Software Corp, through its subsidiaries is a dynamic multi-media, multi-faceted corporation utilizing state-of-the-art global internet marketing, Direct Response (DRTV) Television, Radio, and traditional marketing, to drive traffic to the new and emerging multi-billion dollar industries like its subsidiary HempLifeToday™.

HempLifeToday™ focuses on the exciting and dynamic new thinking in the world today that recognizes the important health and life enriching enhancement that CBD Oil from the Hemp plant can bring. Through its network of quality USA growers HempLifeToday.com™ has developed multiple and proprietary CannazALL™ CBD oil products that include; It’s popular CBD Tinctures, Oils, GelCaps, CBD Powder, Skin Salve, Wax Honey, and e-liquid, all offered @ www.HempLifeToday.com

This press release contains forward-looking statements. Words such as “expects”, “intends”, “believes”, and similar expressions reflecting something other than historical fact are intended to identify forward-looking statements, but are not the exclusive means of identifying such statements. These forward-looking statements involve a number of risks and uncertainties, including the timely development and market acceptance of products and technologies, the ability to secure additional sources of finance, the ability to reduce operating expenses, and other factors described in the Company’s filings with the OTC Markets Group. The actual results that the Company achieves may differ materially from any forward-looking statement due to such risks and uncertainties. The Company undertakes no obligation to revise or update any forward- looking statements in order to reflect events or circumstances that may arise after the date of this release.

[itsstrangelypermanent]

For your prompt, 9. 'Show me where it hurts' please, thank you 👉🏼👈🏼😁

From this post here, I bring you delightful angst.

Since you didn't specify characters, you are at my not-so-tender mercies for this. Prepare for your murderization.

~~

All the critical care cases had been evacuated out.

Helix didn't bother trying to wipe his forehead, plastoid did little to absorb sweat. The existence of the sweat did little to make him less grumpy, less downright pissy at the CIS, the GAR, the Jedi, the Senate, and every kriffing shabuire on this ka'ra be-damned dirt ball he was on.

Gold paint was barely visible through the red dirt of the planet, made into a pasty mud by the amount of blood that had been spilt.

He didn't even know the name of the planet they were on, just that the Seppies had bombed a civilian refugee encampment.

It had been ugly.

Too ugly.

The 212th had only been called in for humanitarian relief two days after.

After.

It was more recovery than search at that point.

He pulled a sani-wipe out of his pack and did his best to scrub some of the flecks of blood off his armor.

It did little more than smear it.

He pushed himself off the gurney he'd been leaning on, frowning at his hands.

Somehow, somehow they were still steady.

The voice inside his head wasn't though.

It was screaming.

Speaking of...

There was yelling outside the tent, and someone pulled the flap open, letting in a column of light, a cloud of dirt, and bodies.

Multiple.

Crys and Wooley shoved their way forward, a bundle held between them. Trapper followed, a natborn human hanging off his arm. She held her arm across her waist, and his mind automatically began pulling up treatment regiments for broken ribs and protocols for potential internal damage.

Then her wails processed.

"My baby!" Her words trailed off into heaving sobs, rasping coughs.

Crys had set the the tiny body, because that's what it was, across the gurney, had pulled back the tattered and bloody poncho that had wrapped around its form.

Eyes the color of the Kaminoan seas looked back at him.

He'd hated that color as a cadet, the entire planet and everything it symbolized.

In the little girl's face, framed by lopsided pigtails, they are stunning against her pale skin.

He left Wooley and Trapper to deal with the mother as the child, maybe seven years old, curled up on herself. He frowned, making another mental note to himself, this one to work on guesstimating natborn ages, and glanced to Crys.

[Lacerations. Other injuries unknown] he signed subtly, stepping back to shove his hands under the nearest sink.

Ok. He could deal with that. The kid should be old enough to talk, too.

"Hey there, kiddo," memories of how he'd talked to the tubies and cadets on Kamino surged, some of his happiest. "Can you show me where it hurts?"

[itsstrangelypermanent]

Has anyone asked for prompt 14 yet? Vor entye.

They have, but its such a good prompt, I'll give it another whirl.

From this prompt list here, have yourself a sprinkling of Fi and Sev because they're glorious shabuire and need all the love.

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They really were quite the pair of idiots, as all their friends so often told them.

Sev had shoved a bag of frozen veg at him with stern orders for him to hold it to his eye before shuffling off to their ‘fresher for their first aid kit.

He’d made a token protest, fighting against the urge to be a bitter little tubie about the injury, but… 

The glint in Sev’s eyes spoke of guilt, and he couldn’t do that.  Sev spent so much of his time, it seemed, keeping him accidentally killing himself.  He’d finally managed to convince his partner that he was a functional adult, a ‘meaningful member of the household society’ and…

Fi sighed and scrubbed his hands over his face, hissing when his palm ran over the lump on his forehead.

He’d managed to get Sev to actually spar with him, not like the natborns did, but… 

When Sev threw a fist, there was intent behind it, and for a little while, at least, he could be like he had been again.

Of course… no sooner had they begun, had his mind decided to take a sharp left turn and go off to wherever the kark it went off to.  

He hadn’t even realized it.

Or… he hadn’t, not until the palm of Sev’s open hand caught him, hard, above his eyebrow.  The skin had split, and like all head wounds, he’d bled like a kriffing nerf.

Fierfek.

He wondered if protesting to Sev that it didn’t really hurt would make him forget the entire thing happened.  

Then again…

Remembering the look of terror that had, for one stark moment of clarity, taken over his partner’s expression… it wasn’t likely.

He hissed again as he squeezed the frozen bag, taking his anger at himself out at the faultless tubers.  

Sev had been… different, since coming back from Kashyyyk.  Oh, he was still very much Sev, the hardass shabuir he’d always been, but… there was a bit more consideration in how he did things now, more deliberation.  When his memory wasn’t cooperating with him, and simple words escaped him, Sev never pushed.  He’d offer slow and halting suggestions, or a variety of options, figuring out what worked best to jog his memory.  

He didn’t deserve Sev, and Sev certainly deserved better.

Oh.  Speaking of…

Sev was back.

Fi handed back the now-mushy bag of tubers and tried to not look too-hangdog, suspecting he was failing miserably.  

Sev’s quirked eyebrow confirmed the suspicion.

He sighed.  “Sorry,” he mumbled, eyes drawn to Sev’s rummaging through his own field kit with more than a passing familiarity.  He must have shown Sev his loadout at some point?

Ka’ra, he must have… he just wished he could remember the details of it instead of relying off context clues.  Odds were… odds were relatively good that he’d remember in a few hours in a sudden burst of insight.

Too bad he wished he could remember now.

Sev was looking at him, bacta tube in his hand.  “You ok?” he mumbled, his voice a reassuring grumble.

“Yeah, fine,” he couldn’t bring himself to meet Sev’s eyes.  There’d be no judgement there, but… it’d almost be easier if there were.

Mij would swat him if he knew he was even thinking that.

“Don’t lie, di’kut,” Sev’s voice cut through as his hand tentatively reached out to cup his chin, turning his head to the side so he could better see the damage.  “I… I know you don’t like it, but…”  He took a deep breath, and for a moment Fi fell into his eyes and everything was ok again.  “Let me take care of things for once, alright?”

[ao3feed-tododeku]

It's Not a Fashion Statement It's a Deathwish

It's Not A Fashion Statement It's A Deathwish by BloodSlushieWrites

"Izuku cronches the burnt spaghetti squash (squaghetti) and hugs his squash wife (squife) and wonders how the hell his life ever sunk this low."

In which Izuku becomes very familiar with spaghetti squash

song lyric for this fic: "just you and i, your starless eyes remain"

Words: 4200, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Original Characters, Squash Wife, Squife, Todoroki Shouto, Iida Tenya, Uraraka Ochako, Hobo Man, raccoon - Character

Relationships: Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Midoriya Izuku/Squash Wife, Midoriya Izuku/Pain, Midoriya Izuku/Water

Additional Tags: Crack, Angst, Mentions of Death, Spaghetti Squash, Crying, i break the sunshine boi, izuku is not having a good time, Crack Fic, no beta we die like men, izuku is a very dirty man, Subtle vampirism, car washes, Hallucinations, iida and uraraka lose their jobs, izuku can't cope worth a shit, shitty coping mechanisms, graphic depictions of body ordor, trtc compliant, the roots that clutch, hydrophobia, izuku has more than one quirk, Grief For All, Quirk to cry actual rivers, Deku is Number One, Aged up characters, squife - Freeform, No Plot, what plot, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, what is my life, please end my existance, all i want is validation, my not beta says this is cursed, Getting questionable in this chili's tonight, Angst with a Happy Ending, Post-Canon, Rich storytelling, emotional narrative, friends to livers, raccoon love, we stan one raccoon, dead wife trope, wife to squife, read the tags, Pro Hero Midoriya Izuku, Squife for Life, No Real Squashes Were Harmed in the Making of this Fic, Not all heroes wear capes, Some heroes are car washes

Read Here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/18243650