#TOOT TOOT CHUGGA CHUGGA

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'm going to get the wiggles permanently stuck in your head

[lucifers-simp]

How do I confess that I only learned that there's a difference between Wiggles and Weezer today?

[generalzar0ff]

i drew you as a car winning the race

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!

[trixiegyroscope]

Youths

Being a Children’s Services librarian is a very strange job. An important decision I have to make tonight? Whether or not to include the Wiggles “Big Red Car” in my upcoming story times. I love that I get to do that. I do not love how exhausted I am at the moment, but I know how excited those little faces are going to be to see me tomorrow which will make it all worth it. 

[hallikset]

wiggles lore.

[21st-century-minutiae]

The Wiggles are a band marketed towards preschool age children. They are an extremely successful institution, beloved internationally in their demographic. However, their success is generally juxtaposed against bands that work towards a traditional demographic, as it is understood that the Wiggles are not generally competing for the same fanbase.

There is a mode of humor where the Wiggles are treated like a traditional band with traditional cultural implications, such as in the above post, where an extremely hyped crowd of adults accepts a stage diving band member. This is understood to be an absurd situation as it would not reflect preschool children's enjoyment of the generally calmer Wiggles discography.

[enellee]

new defunctland video is on the wiggles (loved it) but now i have fucking wiggles songs playing in a never ending loop in my head

[luimnigh]

...there is something genuinely hilarious about Kevin Perjurer’s deadpan narration detailing the history of The Wiggles. 

I know that he regularly covers children’s entertainment, but The Wiggles’ focus skewing closer to toddlers is resulting in some fucking absurd stuff coming out of Mr Perjurer’s mouth. 

“The following year in 1998, The Wiggles released their ninth studio album, ‘Toot Toot’, which featured the hit track ‘Toot Toot Chugga Chugga Big Red Car’.”

[noritaro]

toot toot chugga chugga big red car

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

south africa but i've never been there also i'm drinking

HELLO MAGGOTS this is the good omens mascot here hello hello. my psychiatrist just spent today telling me how I won't be able to be out in college when it starts in May and I'll be misgendered etc etc it's all a good time. So my solution:

My darling cousin @imchronicallyonlinesowhat (the one who thought Sir Terry Pratchett looked like Sudha Murthy, was a kindly old woman and was married to Neil Gaiman because their book cover fonts were similar, OG maggots know the PAIN) who lives in South Africa asked me to make a South Africa post. FYI, she's moving to Australia for college, so you can be assured I shared my Australia posts with her she is SO prepared she won't say marmite instead of vegemite and she knows the Wibbles are inherently sexual. SOUTH AFRICA (I've only had a teeny weeny bit of cheap ass wine so far):

There a lot of white people there it's ineffable. There are enough of them there that my cousin regularly talks about not ever marrying someone who doesn't have some masala.

Afrikaans is a gorgeous language. I thought my cousin was showing me her Afrikaans notes once. She wasn't. It was her English notes, she just has the most illegible yet neat handwriting in the world.

They don't say yo but they say YOH and it sounds very much like a bass drum.

People at my cousin's school pump their hands in the air while saying jesus-jesus.

There's a trio of white boys that rule the school kind of like a genderswapped mean girls. They all look the same haircut-wise, they're Catholic and they're called the Triumvirate.

I'm realising here that my knowledge of South Africa is limited to cuzzy's school. But the wine is shit and I promised my blood-relative so I am continuing.

The books are fucking expensive and so everyone has to pirate shit. This sounds like the US.

Everyone is TALL. Like VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY TALL. The standard of height is insanely different from India. TALL.

If you don't have a last name you're going to get into legal trouble.

The no hat no play rule applies here as well as Australia apparently.

The wine cost like 2.5 dollars in USD if my conversion rates are correct, it smells like battery acid and tastes of rotted grapes. Nothing to do with South Africa, it's just that I cannot remember a single other thing about South Africa other than it's a country in Africa that's presumably in the South.

My braincells are already frying. For my cousin's sake, I'm going to compile all my Australia posts here so that she knows what to expect! Australian maggots your continent is about to be graced with the Good Omens Mascot bloodline. Notably the one with the Sudha Murthy fuck up so that's doubly fun. @howmanyholesinswisscheese, @im-a-sentient-magic-carpet, @madfangirlontheloose @obsessed-sketches @drconstellation and any other Aussie maggots be prepared and welcome her.

Toot Toot Chugga Chugga by the Wiggles is an Ineffable Husbands Song

Deaths in Australia in 2015, an ask

VEGEMITE IS NOT MARMITE, another passionate ask

Pt I Australia but I've never been there

Pt II Australia but I've never been there

Oh I hate cheap wine. @imchronicallyonlinesowhat I hope you appreciate this, blood of mine. I'm such a great cousin.

[phiselene]

toot toot chugga chugga big red chocobo

[ziddlediddle]

TOOT TOOT CHUGGA CHUGGA BIG RED CAR

everyone shut the fuck up new defunctland just dropped

[spectralid]

TOOT TOOT CHUGGA CHUGGA BIG RED CAR

[cuckoo-for-cocapuffs]

Me and my friends on the way to get fountain drinks from the gas station.

[luckyfaeth]

i think when talking abt defunctland not enough people acknowledge that kevin is so fucking funny. the most recent example is of course the wiggles dark ride video. the repitition of toot toot chugga chugga big red car has me in tears every time i watch it. the way he says everything in the most deadpan way so that some people wouldnt even realize he's being a silly guy in order to keep the informational tone of the video. i just think he's neat.