#TOAaprilfools

[rafent]

the boop animations remind me that rafal in my brain exists like this

[corvuschriisti]

WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!

we 👏 are 👏 in 👏 LOVE!!!!! get reckt arvis

WEDDING REGISTRY:

free activity points

air fryer

cold hard cash

coupons to a free buffet

pretty flowers

silk sheets

juicer

Pureology NanoWorks Gold Conditioner 33.8oz $130.00

matching luggage for their honeymoon

a honeymoon

COSRX Snail Mucin 96% Power Repairing Essence 3.38 fl.oz 100ml, Hydrating Serum for Face with Snail Secretion Filtrate for Dull Skin & Fine Lines, Korean Skincare

dutch oven (this one in SHALLOT ONLY!!!! https://www.lecreuset.com/signature-petal-braiser-2-1-4-qt/21964.html)

@nagaficat they cannot leave us alone for more than 10 minutes or this is the shit that happens.

[nohrslittleflower]

brother please come get your retainer im scared

[laslow]

“Laslow, I…” Selena brushed her bangs from her eyes nervously. Her eyes flitted away from any chance at eye contact. 

“Ever since we were kids, fighting in that wasteland… we’ve lost and found each other again and again.” She gulped down her thumping heartbeats. “And I think…”

Her cheeks were completely overtaken in crimson. She offered forth the same ring that Laslow had given her years ago in Ylisse. A token of a friendship that she now wanted to be much much more. She cupped his gloved hands in her own, and gazed deeply into those sparkling eyes that had captivated her so long ago.

“I’ve always loved you. Oh Laslow, won’t you take care of me until the end of our years?”

This cannot be happening.

Selena, the ice queen of his heart, staring lovingly into his eyes? Naga, who put her up to this!? Laslow swallows, cheeks burning a matching red. She kept the ring all these years? He's touched, truly, but he didn't think she'd carry a torch for him this long--

(Wait, didn't he see her and Lucina together just yesterday? He knows what interacting with a crush looks like!)

He accepts the ring as if in a daze, weighing it in his palm. It's all a joke, right? Part of the spirit of the day?

(He doesn't know why it still stings, a knife-cut just deep enough to remind him it's there.)

Mustering up a silly smile, he slips the ring onto the pinky finger of his left hand. Holding it up, he admires the way it glitters. "My, darling, dearest Selena! How my heart leaps for joy at your confession. But of course I will be there for you, until the universe itself collapses!"

If the words sound strained, he hopes she doesn't notice.

[cutestrival]

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WE WENT TO THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL I KNOW WHAT THIS SAYS SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

[aglaean]

'Pardon, I don't suppose you have any baguettes? Only, it seems I've developed a craving for such confectonaries of a sudden...'

[obsidiendo]

you tjhink this is a fucknig game , boy ?

[onigirisamurai]

disney took my drip in the divorce this is the worst day of my life

[Kagelsa is no more]

[grimkkr]

Ugh. What manner of idiocy is plaguing the Monastery today? It seems as though the stupidity bubbling beneath the populace's surface has finally risen. How headache inducing. I suppose it is a day to be spent amongst my machines, again...

CLANK. CLANK. CLANK.

...? What is that racket? Am I not able to be afforded even a moment of silence?

CLANK. CLANK. CLANK.

A steam unit, walking on its own? I never...

...

...

It's holding a ' gun. '

...

... Wait, where are you pointing tha — ?!

BANG! THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD!

𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚. 𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚. 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗢, 𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗜𝗭𝗘𝗡𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗔𝗖𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗠𝗬. 𝗜 𝗔𝗠 𝗨𝗡𝗜𝗧 𝗦𝗨-𝟵𝟵𝟬𝟮. 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝗨𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗡𝗢𝗪 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘. 𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚. 𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚.

[lordleonster]

Opens pez dispenser. "Idk man... it's been a rough day. Want one?"

[purloyned]

HOY THERE, NILES! WHAT IF WE....🥺👉👈 rekindled our raging flames of friendship

let it burn for all eternity!!

[rafent]

💅✨👑 period

[starrook]

[sprints towards you][ties your shoelaces together][sprints away]

emblem claude... im sowwy...

[hosannan]

the lizard bites you, bites your finger so hard for the evil boop

[anruraiocht]

boops

...Is this some new game she's playing that Miranda has never heard of before? Should she be mad? Is this normal? Is this just what friends do?

[maligknightsthorns]

meow meow meow

RRRAAAAAAWWWWWR

(oh dear she is chasing you now. Your vibes are rancid)