#TNP wc

[night-patrol]

[simbasomba]

[incorrectquoteslobby]

Crowpaw: Nothing in life is free.

Feathertail: Love is free.

Brambleclaw: Knowledge is free.

Stormfur: Friendship is free.

Tawnypelt: Self-respect is free.

Squirrelpaw: Everything's free if you don't pay for it.

Everyone: …

Brambleclaw: Squirrelpaw, that's illegal-

Crowpaw: No, let her finish.

[rollysoly]

I got the entirety of tnp!! Im super excited to read them after I finish the rest of the first arc 😊! I also made sure to get the old art versions of the covers, the new ones don't look good to me. 😓

[splashtqil]

and the most tragic warrior cat award goes to

[artaintfart]

Last one for now but it’s my favorite :3c

[vadvivon]

warrior cat protags go in one of 3 categories

[stargleam-star]

I love how Squilf's introduction to the series is written. Imagine it like she's introducing herself in the beginning of an early 2000's high school movie.

"My name's Squirrelpaw! Firestar's daughter, eight moons old, recently apprenticed--and the biggest nuisance in ThunderClan. This is my story! *radical electric guitar shredding plays*"

[shummthechumm]

my take on this challenge

[clanslist]

[ccravbwarriorsdesigns]

squirrelflightstar!

[riverc1an]

crowfeather @ the rest of the new prophecy crew during the first half of the journey to the sun-drown-place

[jomadis]

siblings siblings siblings siblings--

these ones have trauma tho

[troutbelly]

squilf hope spoiler under cut

yes i’m implying leafpools death was a hate crime

[transsexualhollyleaf]

this was fun to do

[kudossi]

Hear me out: Lionblaze is born brown and is named after sea lions, actually.

I'm not taking into account the commonality of sea lions in whichever place one might imagine the clans are as it's a magical place no matter what and sea lions might as well be there. Really it would have made more sense for Midnight to be a sea lion instead of a dry land-ass badger hoping that high tide doesn't drown her this time.

Anyway, the journey group rolls up to the sun-drown-place and goes what the fuck is that a sea lion? I'd only heard RiverClan stories about those things!

And of course Midnight the sea lion is like BARK BARK BARK BARK [delivers prophecy in pinniped]

So naturally when Leafpool hands over her kits to Squirrelflight, Squirrelflight is like your names suck ass this one is Lionkit

And Leafpool's like ...why are you fucking reminding me about that fucking sea lion who broke up my illicit affair?

And Squirrelflight's like of all the cats you had crushes on over the years you just HAD to run off with the grumpy WindClan idiot whose original also-sapphic-leaning girlfriend kicked it in the mountains.

So of course Leafpool has no choice but to be like yeah fine Lionkit it is.

Lionpaw doesn't like this very much, mostly because his siblings like to make sea lion impressions every time he enters into literally anywhere. Hollypaw's gotten really good at it.

I also like to imagine one of the ubiquitous quests that everyone and their second cousins seem to have to go on leads them to a zoo and Lionblaze is like SEE! LOOK! I WAS NAMED AFTER THIS MAJESTIC CREATURE THE AFRICAN LION!

And he turns around, triumphant, to see that his siblings are just standing by the sea lion exhibit barking at him.

The quest is of course leading them to the sea lions. Lionblaze considers feeding himself to the land lions.

Also imagine a bunch of sea lions attacking the camp in Twilight. Like I mean they're probably still badgers I don't think that has to change but hear me out: it would be funny.