#TK ‘Knuckles’ Pruitt oc

[callmemana]

Whiskey Bottles & Wild Flowers: Meet Busch & Jack:

The first couple of years that Beau and Katherine was married, they were just starting to think about children. To practice for a baby, they decided to get a little Golden Retriever.

It took a few days after they brought him home for the puppy to get a name, Busch. Beau & Katherine still laugh about how he got his name.

Then, seeing that Busch was lonely and needed a friend, they got another one and named him Jack. The dogs helped keep each other company and helped herd the cows when the newly wed couple needed it.

As the couple celebrated their second anniversary, the topic of children came up again, and they started trying. When Katherine was in the early stages of pregnancy, it was actually the dogs that gave her the idea that she might be.

Busch and Jack would follow her around and protect her everyday. At first, Katherine thought that maybe the dogs were sick, then after weeks of the behavior, it finally clicked.

Dogs can smell things that people can’t, maybe they can tell if the hormones in her body changed. So, Katherine took a pregnancy test and when it came back positive, she hugged the dogs and all three ran to tell Beau the good news!

When they took the newborn TK home for the first time, the dogs raced to see their owners and tiny human. Beau gently set the carrier on the floor and whispered an ‘easy’ to the dogs before they came up and sniffed the baby.

Busch and Jack smelled the new addition to the family before Beau called them away and fed them. It was the start of an amazing friendship that would be continued as Baylie and a couple months later Amanda were born.

Busch & Jack were there for all of the big moments in their owners’ life. Busch was the one to get TK to walk for the first time, and later helped Baylie and Amanda.

Jack was an accomplice in one of TK’s first pranks on his sisters. Baylie’s first word was ‘Bus’ after he had taken her cheese stick. When Amanda rolled over the first time, it was because Jack had heard the command.

As the children grew into teenagers and experienced first days of junior high, high school, getting bullied, and heart break, Busch and Jack were there again for snuggles and kisses (for the girls), and rough housing and playing catch (for TK).

Busch and Jack were especially there for Amanda when Leo hurt her all those time when they were young. It broke her parents’ heart having to hear all of those things that their daughter said to the dogs. Duckie would join in on the snuggling and conversation too, but most of the time it was just the three of them.

Baylie would have the dogs join her when she did her chores around the land or when she rode her horse, Moon, on the trail. As the years went by and new people came into their lives, Busch and Jack became her confidants in her confusing feelings about Leo’s fellow aviator and pilot.

Baylie really struggled with what to do with the attraction she had for him, but in the end, it was those cute puppy-dog eyes from Jack that Baylie finally just said ‘fuck it’ and took the initiative and kissed Pretty Boy. Afterwards, when the shock wore off, she ran home and told Jack all about it!

TK & Chloe both agreed that both dogs would be in the wedding. Busch as the ring bearer, and Jack as the ‘Best Dog’, which took a lot of convincing to Chloe when it first came to light. Those same puppy-dog eyes worked on TK when he and Chloe had their first big fight.

TK had just stormed into the house and to him room. Jack, sensing his mood, followed behind closely, and laid in front of TK’s bedroom door until TK had enough of the whining and let him in, Busch not too far behind for the cuddles he would receive.

Like his sisters, TK told the dogs his problems and his feelings on them and the dogs listened to him. Once Jack answered TK’s “What should I do Jack? I love her,” with his own, “tell her you’re sorry idiot!”

So, TK shot out of bed and ran to the store to get Chloe’s favorite flowers and candies. When TK came home later, he thanked Busch & Jack with treats and pets.

When Leo came back to his home with his friend, Busch & Jack stayed by the Girl’s all the time, protecting them. Busch & Jack knew that the yellow haired boy human had hurt the yellow haired girl human that the dogs lived with.

He also knew that the boy, new one with brunet hair, was bad news for the brunette girl, he also lived with. The dogs teamed up and made sure that the two groups never were alone, which became hard when the other humans started to meddle in their plans.

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[callmemana]

Whiskey Bottles & Wild Flowers: Meet Rebecca ‘Chatterbox’ Wolfe

As the baby of the Wolfe family, Rebecca pretty much got away with anything. After Daisy was born, Ruth was told that she couldn’t have anymore kids, and as the couple tried for two years were blessed with twins. Unfortunately, she lost one and a couple of weeks later, lost the other.

It saddened John and Ruth to think that it just wasn’t in the books to have another child. A year later, after excepting the fact that they had two beautiful children and wouldn’t be blessed with another, a miracle happened, a rainbow baby.

Ruth was put on bed rest the whole pregnancy and John nor the kids would let her do anything to chance a miscarriage again. So when Ruth went into labor they were worried something would go wrong.

Rebecca Joslyn Wolfe was a perfect in her parents’ eyes. She was the pride and joy to her family, and from the time she could talk, no one could get her to stop, giving herself the nickname Chatterbox, or Chatter. In school, she was a little social butterfly.

All her teacher’s comments were, ‘Needs to talk less during lessons.’ Or something in that manner. When High School came along, her socializing benefited her. Chatter was in the ‘popular kids’ clique, and a cheerleader too. Chatter was also a good student, straight ‘A’s’ on almost every report card. Like Daisy, Chatter was smart, and had been accepted to many great schools.

As college classes started, Chatter didn’t know what she wanted to major in, unlike Daisy when she graduated. It took a couple of years to really find something that she liked, and so she picked Early Childhood Education.

Chatter was in constant communication with Leo. Every week a new letter, telling him about her days and other things she wanted him to know, five pages worth sometimes. Whenever Leo could write back, he did with fewer pages. She understood though, he was busy being a solider and had other family members and friends to write to too.

When the secret ended up being unveiled, that Beau and Katherine had held the letters from their daughters, Chatter wanted to finally get those two idiots together, she saw that after Cricket had forgiven Leo, it was like time hadn’t passed, they acted like high schoolers again. Daisy, Chloe, Duckie, and her had a few tricks up their sleeve, but after many failed attempts, called in the big guns; Ruth & Katherine.

The Mama Bears took charge and with the help of the others, had a success. Kind of. They confessed that they loved each other, but Leo couldn’t put her in the position of having to pick him or her family. She knew from having family members from the past in the Navy, that it’s hard to have a relationship when you’re so far apart.

John and Ruth had been through this problem and they got married at nineteen, it should be easier at twenty-three and twenty-four. Issues occurred and the aviators left earlier than needed, everyone was worried about what happens next for the young couple.

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[whiskeyswriting]

the little giggle is what he does when Cricket visits him!!!

Whiskey Bottles & Wild Flowers: Meet Leonard ‘Wolfman’ Wolfe

Leonard Daniel Wolfe, named after his great grandfather, held so much potential in his parents’ eyes. As the first born he was to inherit, at the time, the small ranch that his parents started.

When Leo met the two biggest influences in his life, Duckie and Cricket, he knew it was going to be difficult. First, his best friends were girls, sisters, to be specific. Second, he’s liked Cricket since they were children and he didn’t know how to tell her.

When Macy Jensen asked him to dance at prom, he really didn’t want to unless it was with Cricket. Macy grabbed his hands and with unexpected strength, pulled him up and dragged him to the dance floor.

He tried to go back to his table and wait for Cricket to come back from the bathroom, but she clutched him and kept him attached to her. When Cricket came back and saw him with her, she finally let go and placed a sickly sweet kiss on his cheek.

He tried to explain it to Cricket, but got nowhere near it. She was just upset and didn’t talk to him for awhile. When the silent treatment stopped, their relationship changed. It was strictly friends from then on. Sure, there were some less than friendly flirting every once in a while, but it never went anywhere.

The summer before Senior year, it changed again. Late nights sneaking out and going to parties, getting drunk and then waking up early to get to chores around the ranches. One specific party, Leo and Cricket ended up getting so drunk that they made out. The next morning, Leo went to ask her about it, but she said she couldn’t remember it. Leo really wanted the talk to lead to more of a relationship.

The friends were inseparable their last year of high school, they all had the same classes and lunch schedules. Leonard won’t lie, he never really saw a future for himself in his hometown. He wanted bigger things, but he didn’t know exactly what. He knew that many of his family members had joined up in many different branches of the military.

Growing up and listening to his Great-Grandpa Leonard’s war stories were always some of his favorite to hear, so when the Navy had some soldiers visit and try to recruit some young men, he walked up and got a pamphlet. When Leo had completed all of his high school credits, he really didn’t have a reason to be at school anymore. Sure, he went so that Duckie & Cricket wouldn’t be alone, but he was bored.

One day after school he got a call and was told that there was a spot opened for Basic if he wanted it, all he had to do was graduate early. Leonard really wanted to stay to support his best friends, but he could have a jump start on his future if he left.

He asked the recruiter if he could have a couple of weeks to think and when he was permitted, Leo thought long and hard about his decision. He was gonna turn down the spot and wait until afterwards, but then Cricket and he got into a fight, he said ‘screw it’ and called them back.

The next day, he left for basic without saying goodbye to his friends. Leo knew that he had hurt Duckie and Cricket, he felt bad for how he left. When he had received letters from his family, he had to fight the urge to ask about them.

Leo was mad, they hadn’t even tried to reach out to him, and he didn’t write them either. He couldn’t, he didn’t wanna look eager. Leo knew that if he did write to Cricket, he’d spill his feelings towards her and if he wrote to Duckie, he’d just gush to about her sister.

With Basic over and officially being in the Navy, he met his pilot Rick ‘Hollywood’ Neven. The two young men grew close and became best friends. Through the years, completing missions, moving base to base, drinking after hours, and graduating from Top Gun, both men learned a lot about each other.

After the mission at graduation, the Commander of the Pacific Fleet gave all of the men leave. Rick didn’t have family he wanted to visit, an old falling out with his parents. Leo talked to his parents and they invited Rick, for he was their son’s pilot and friend, practically family at that point.

Leo caught up with Duckie and Cricket over the years apart and grew close again. He and Cricket were back to acting like high schoolers, flirting and always touching. They hadn’t really talked about where the relationship would go, but it seemed like it would work out in the end.

When the other pilots arrived at the ranch, Leo showed a different side of himself. He was more protective of his sisters, including Duckie, and Cricket. He was also more of a goofball, especially around the Pruitt girls.

The pilots and their families had to split themselves between both ranches for rooms, but at dinner everyone gathered at the Wolfe’s house. Leo’s friends joined in the chores around the ranch while they were there and had lots of laughs, jokes, stories, and drinks every night.

After they left, there was only seven more days of leave for Leo. Their sisters and mother’s meddled and trapped them into saying what they felt for each other, so they went on a date. On their night out, someone said something and Leo went off like a hot pistol. It upset Cricket and she had to drag him out of the diner. The drive back was quiet and long.

The next couple of days, Leo and Cricket didn’t speak, so Leo and Rick left a couple of days early back to base. When the pilots got back, Leo’s behavior was different than they had ever seen him. He didn’t want to hang out at the O Club anymore and stayed home every night, he looked like he hadn’t gotten a good night’s sleep in a while. Leo even started to not shave his facial hair and had scruff.

One day after training Leo came home to see his best friends sitting on his front porch swing, suitcases nearby. He ran up and hugged the girls, before turning to face Cricket, giving her a sweet kiss. Duckie gave the two love birds one last hug before running off to see her boyfriend.

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #25

[At a mission brief]

Leo: hey, I’ve got an idea-

Viper: no.

The Aviators:

Viper: oh, sorry, it’s a natural reaction. Please carry on LTJG. Wolfe.

Leo: so first we get some fuel in our jets-

Viper: Absolutely fucking not. Demerit. 

Crick: *bursting into the room and slams door shut clearly panicked*

Duckie: oh god what did you do?!

Crick: nobody died!

Duckie: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT!

Tee: I have a question.

Duckie: yeah?

Tee: can a person breathe in a washing machine while it’s on?

Duckie:

Tee: obviously this is all hypothetical-

Duckie: WHERE is Cricket?

Leo: books are for nerds.

Duckie: *smacks Leo on the head with a book*

Leo: NOOOO!

Leo: MY HAIR!

Leo: DUCKIE WHHHYYYY

Leo: *sobs loudly* I LOOK LIKE TEE!!

Tee: HEY!

Leo: *sobs in corner*

Crick: *tries to slap Leo’s ass as he walks past by*

Crick: *misses, trips and falls*

Leo: *tries to catch Crick but overbalances*

Leo: *tries to hold a chair for support*

Chair: *breaks*

Leo: *falls on top of Crick*

Duckie: *watching* it’s like watching two animals do an out-of-sync and very destructive mating dance.

Pregnant Chloe: you think we have enough responsibility to bring a child into this bunch of people and raise it?

Tee: Chloe, your problem is, is that you still see us as those idiots we were at school, when we were young, stupid and mostly high. But look at us now!

Chloe:

Duckie:

Cricket:

Daisy:

Leo:

Duckie: Leo’s hair is shorter.

Teacher: Mr. Wolfe, Ms Pruitts, I know it seems worthless to even ask but, Did you spike the Snowball Dance punch?

Duckie: something goes wrong, you blame us…

Cricket: after all these years, where’s the trust?

[pause]

The Trio: yes, we did.

Crick: Duckie. Prince Charming loves you.

Duckie: yeah, I’ve heard.

Crick: so will you go out with him?

Duckie: of course not.

Crick: PLEASE, DUCKIE!!

Duckie: I’m not sorry.

Crick: you don’t understand what you’re doing!

Duckie: I’m saying no to going out with the most arrogant guy in town.

Crick: no, he’s holding my chocolates hostage until I get you to agree to date him. Duckie PLEASE!!

Whiskey: well, honestly my favorite chocolate is-

Leo: *puts a hand over her mouth* Whiskey no

[distant rumbling]

Daisy: you can’t just go around saying that word!

Chatter: she didn’t know Daze!

Daisy: but still!

[house shakes]

[Duckie & Tee walks in]

Duckie: ..she said it didn’t she?

Dragon: said what-

[door bursts open]

Crick: DID SOMEONE SAY CHOCOLATE?!

Leo: why did Wood search ‘pretty names for a baby girl’ ARE YOU PLANNING TO HAVE A BABY?

Duckie: not that I’m aware of no. Maybe I should ask him?

Duckie: *after a few minutes* no, but he said ‘we’re planning to have a niece’, so maybe you should ask yourself, are you having a baby?

Leo: am I having a baby?

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #26

Pretty Boy: excuse me, have you ever been arrested?

Duckie: yes.

Pretty Boy: I was gonna say ‘because it’s illegal to be this cute’ but now I’m curious.

Duckie: aggravated assault.

Beau: did you call your sister dumb tonight?

Duckie: no.

Duckie: i said, ‘are you dumb?’

Duckie: I was asking her.

Beau: do you think that was appropriate?

Duckie: very much so.

Duckie: *on the phone* and if I don’t get my money, I WILL call your probation officer, BITCH!

Rick: who are you talking to?

Duckie: Tee.

Leo: I hate it when people scream.

Crick: that’s not what you said to me last night.

Pretty Boy: *opens a window*

Pretty Boy: go and throw yourself out.

Pretty Boy: you call it a near death experience…

Leo: we call it a vibe check from God.

Ice & Slider: *eye twitches*

Beau: new rule: no animals in the house.

Crick: wow, you’re really gonna throw Duckie out like that?

Beau: *whacks Crick on the head*

Duckie: Cricket stop! I promised dad we wouldn’t do anything dangerous!

Cricket: *in a child’s wagon on top of a hill* I can’t believe you would just lie to our father like that.

Duckie: *laughs & hops in the wagon w/ her sister* I’m just kidding, he doesn’t give a fuck what we do now.

Duckie & Cricket: *after doing something dumb* don’t blame us! It was like 3 am, our brain cells were sleeping!

Tee: what brain cells?

Pretty Boy: I’m not gonna fight with you!

Duckie: why, because I’m a woman?

Pretty Boy: no, because you’re scary

Duckie: oh, alright.

Leo: your eyes are so beautiful.

Crick: *putting her glasses on* thank you. They don’t work.

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery #12

{Wolfe & Pruitt family dinner w/ the aviators joining}

Ruth: oh this is just like when you two were little and you used to eat pretend supper. Hmm.

Katherine: only now, it won’t end up with Cricket sitting on Leo’s head.

Everyone but Leo & Cricket: *laughs*

Leo & Cricket: *embarrassed*

Duckie: so, how did you know that Ice and Slider was the one?

Dragon: he looked at me the way all women want to be looked at…

Cricket: awww!

Whiskey: with fear in his eyes.

Cricket:

Duckie: awww!

Ruth: I need a three letter word for ‘disappointment.’

John: leo.

Ruth: it fits.

Rick: all right, listen, I didn’t want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice.

Rick: here comes the ‘smolder’

Rick: *does the ‘smolder’*

Duckie: *rolls her eyes and walks away*

Rick: *whispering to Leo* …this is kind of an off day for me. this doesn’t normally happen.

Rick: *gets pushed down by a horse after insulting her intelligence*

Rick: oh come on. she’s a bad horse!

Duckie: *petting horse and giving her nose kisses* oh, she’s nothing but a big sweetheart!

Rick: *glares at horse* highly doubt it Duck.

Katherine: honey, I put some sandwiches in your duffle bag.

Katherine: now why do you need such a big bag of oregano?

Duckie: Rick’s Italian.

Leo: Mrs. Pruitt, I have a black eye, and I need ice!

Katherine: I’m not doing anything else for men today.

Katherine: well, if it isn’t the love birds?

Katherine: so love birds, how are the big wedding plans coming along?

Duckie: well, I’ve decided to be the bride, and Rick’s going to go with groom.

Rick: *to Duck* I love you

Duckie: wrong number

Rick: you’re standing right in front of me

Duckie: wrong address

Rick: …

Cricket: please leave a message after the tone

Duck & Crick: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

{shows up at the Pruitt’s house with roses and knocks on door}

Cricket: hi Leo. did you buy me those?

Leo: yeah, just like you told me.

Cricket: no. I told you sunflowers. come on, idiot.

Duckie: no offense, mom, but those two could make the dumbest babies ever.

Duckie: *laughs*

Katherine: *laughs*

Katherine: that’s not funny.

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery #2

Knuckles: Leo, Rick, would you do me the honor of becoming my brother-in-laws?

Duckie: did you just propose to them for us?

Cricket: what the hell TK?

Knuckles: someone had to do it!

Rick: *whispering to Wolfie* does shit like this happen all the time?

Leo: yea, but mostly it’s Duckie and Cricket doing the stupid shit.

Rick: seems about right.

Duckie: *walks into the kitchen*

Cricket: *walks in behind duck*

Duckie: good morning dad!

Cricket: good morning dad, how’d you sleep?

Beau: good morning problem children.

Duckie and Cricket: *walks into the barn with wide smiles*

Beau: why are you two smiling?

Duckie: What? Can’t we just be happy?

Beau: at the ass-crack of dawn? No, I raised you girls, you’re not morning people.

Chloe: *walks in with a smile and an aggravated and muddy TK* Dumbass here tripped into a pile of mud on the way out to the barn.

TK: *glares at his sisters as he wipes the mud off of himself the best he can*

Beau: that makes more sense.

Duckie: what a beautiful morning it is!

*in church*

Duckie: why are you looking at me like that?

TK: I just don’t wanna miss it when you burst into flames.

Duckie: when you get to be MY age, you’ll understand.

Cricket, just a few months younger: wow, just wow.

TK: I invited you to the woods because I crave the most dangerous game.

Leo and Rick: *nodding* Knife Monopoly.

TK: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I’m interested in whatever the fuck Knife Monopoly is.

Duckie: are you bored?

Cricket: yeah-

Duckie: do you wanna start drama for no reason?

Cricket: thought you’d never ask!

Rick: how dumb do they think we are?

Leo: sometimes Cricket leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #29

Rick: why do you love me though, Backwoods?

Duckie: you know I married you for your money and military benefits, right?

Rick:

Cricket: yeah, Duckie and I saw two Naval Pilot idiots in the bar your first day here.

Duckie: we were like, ‘this is convenient.’

Cricket: and the plan worked.

Rick & Leo:

Duck & Crick: *high fives*

Crick: *dancing while very buzzed*

Duckie: *joins her sister, just as if not more buzzed*

Crick: *laughing w/ her sister as they dance*

Duckie: *shouting over the music* shots??

Crick: *nodded and being lead by Duck to bar*

[the sisters are downing shots at the bar then stumbling back to dance floor and clumsily dancing]

Rick: Wolfie, I’m going to cry.

Leo: me too man, me too.

Rick: … Wolfie, I’m crying.

Leo: *through tears* me too, man, me too.

Enemy: we have your son.

Crick: I don’t have a son.

Enemy: then who just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crusts off his PB&J?

Crick: oh fuck.

Enemy: what?

Crick: you have my boyfriend!!

[at Pretty Boy & Duckie’s wedding]

Duckie: where’s Leo & Crick?

Pretty Boy: idk.

Pretty Boy: hang on a moment.

Pretty Boy: *whispering* I wonder if Crick is single.

Leo: WHO SAID THAT ILL FIGHT YOU FOR HER HEART!

Pretty Boy: there he is.

Crick: Leo sit the fuck down or after this wedding there’ll be missing posters all over town for your ass!

Pretty Boy: and there’s Cricket.

[senior year]

Leo: I’m going to fill Mr. Lennox’s classroom with rubber chickens!

Duckie: no, you’re not.

Leo: awww, Duck, come on, you’re no fun!

Cricket: We’re gonna fill the classroom with REAL chickens. And Cows. Maybe some goats, too.

Duckie: this is why I love you.

Leo: you remind me of the sun.

Crick: why?

Leo: hot.

Duckie: *turning to Rick* you remind me of a garbage can.

Rick: … um why?

Duckie: trash.

Rick: why are we even dating?

Duckie: one man’s trash is another man’s treasure.

Rick: aww that’s kinda sweet!

Duckie: I never said I was the other man.

Leo: that’s the Duckie I remember.

Leo&Rick&Crick: *comes up with a long and elaborate plan to escape the locked barn*

Rick: I tell you what, we are incredibly smart.

Duckie: *opens the door*

Leo: …how did you do that??

Duckie: it wasn’t locked.

Leo: right.

Duckie: hang on. Three of you in one stall and none of you thought to check the door?

Crick: it should have been locked.

Leo: you know what part of you I like the best?

Crick: my hair? my eyes? my chaos?

Leo: nope, nope, and nope! It’s your smile!

Crick: but how? Yours is more beautiful!

Leo: do you know where my smile comes from?

Crick: where?

Leo: from seeing yours. So your smile is the prettiest.

Crick: *forgets how to breathe*

Leo: hey Angel, in the mood to spice things up a bit?

Crick: I can’t eat spicy foods.

Leo: no I meant in the bedroom-

Crick: I can’t eat spicy foods anywhere, Leo.

Rick: Wolfie, are you ok?

Leo: nooooooooo

Rick: what happened?

Leo: Crick, she- she-

Rick: what did she do?

Leo: she did her chores in a bikini top.

Rick: ..and?

Leo: She did her chores in a BIKINI TOP Wood!

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #28

Crick: *to a pilot* I’m dating a pilot.

Merlin: oh! Iceman?

Crick: no, but he’s in his squadron.

Merlin: oh! Slider?

Crick: no, it’s-

Merlin: oh-oh! I know! Maverick?

Crick: if you just stop for a second-

Merlin: mmmh. Sundown?

Crick: no, I’m trying to tell you-

Merlin: Chipper?

Crick: no.

Merlin: Goose?

Crick: no.

Merlin: Sprawl?

Crick: no.

Merlin: Stinger?

Crick: no.

Merlin: Jester?

Crick: no.

Merlin: Hollywood?

Crick: ew, no. He’s dating my sister. It’s-

Merlin: *gasps loudly* ME?

Crick: what, no-!

Leo: no idiot, it’s me. *kisses Crick’s cheek*

Duckie: Penny for your thoughts?

Leo: *offended* my thoughts are worth more than a penny!

Duckie: no, they really aren’t.

Ice: *sneezes*

Leo: OMG the Iceman is dabbing!

Ice: I’m not, I just have allergies.

Ice: *about to sneeze again*

Leo: ooh he’s gonna do it again. Fuck it up Ice!

Beau: excuse me? I lost my daughters, Baylie & Amanda. Can I make an announcement?

Store Clerk: of course.

Beau: *leans into mic*

Beau: goodbye, you little shitheads.

Leo: a theif.

Ice: a thief.

Leo: a theif.

Ice: I before E, except after C.

Leo: thceif.

Ice: no.

[in the middle of a mission gone bad, pinned down by enemy fire]

Leo: are we dead yet?

Rick: no.

[a few minutes later]

Leo: are we dead yet??

Rick: look, if we die, I promise I’ll let you know!

Rick: I’m craving something sweet.

Duckie: *gestures to herself*

Rick: I said sweet, not spicy.

Leo: how come you’ve been so nice lately?

Duckie: what do you mean?

Leo: you’re just nicer than usual.

Duckie: I can punch you if you want.

Leo: every time I see Cricket, my heart clenches and I get all nervous.

Rick: that’s because you love her.

[later]

Crick: every time I see Leo, my heart clenches and I get all nervous.

Duckie: don’t get close to him again, you seem to have an allergic reaction.

Police: you’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Duckie: wait, what do you mean THREE?

Police: yes…three.

Duckie: oh, my God— what the fuck!?

Police: ma’am?

Duckie: LEO FUCKING FELL OFF!

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #27

Crick: *trips over air*

Leo: haha babe, you’re so clumsy.

[later, when Crick’s not around]

Leo: *punching the air* who do you think you are, who THE FUCK DO YOU THINK-

Crick: people always tell me I’m going to hell for being Bi, as if I’m not going to hell for all the other shit I’ve done.

Rick: when was the last time you got laid?

Leo: when was the last time you came home sober?

Rick: touché.

Crick: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever had sex?

Duckie: I don’t think you’re psychologically prepared for this conversation.

Duckie: my Ma said, ‘If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?’

Duckie: Ma, I was the one with the idea, you birthed a leader, not a follower.

Teacher: now, what are the three stages of life?

Leo: birth.

Crick: what the fuck is this.

Duckie: death.

Leo: *whispering to the paramedic before he passes out* save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Another pilot from a different squad: so, what’s it like to marry so far out of your league?

Rick: *taking the guy’s drink* it’s amazing, actually. I never thought I could be this happy.

Leo: what do you do for a living?

Crick: I try my best.

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery #6

Rick: talk dirty to me

Duckie: im not wearing any underwear because you never put the fucking laundry in the fucking dryer like I asked you to 100 fucking times.

Rick: speaking of beautiful boys

Duckie: are we gonna talk about you?

Rick: yes.

Duckie: I hate to disagree with you

Cricket: please. you love to disagree with me more than anything, it’s your favorite thing in the world.

Duckie: I just burnt the crap out of my hand

Cricket: oh what happened?! did someone splash holy water on you??

Duckie: first of, you’re a bitch. second, if I go to hell, you’re going too.

Cricket: *nodding* yeah. I should’ve seen that coming.

Duckie: I love you

Duckie: *later in the day* I said I love you

Cricket: you fucking better

Duckie: bitch

Cricket: you know it

Leo: family ain’t who you’re born with, it’s who you die for.

Rick: such smart words from such an idiot.

[in morning while they eat breakfast and coffee together sitting at the island]

Leo: what are your plans today?

Cricket: I don’t know, probably clean the apartment a little bit and hang out with Duck.

Leo: promise you won’t get arrested though.

Cricket: it’s us, so no promises.

Leo: yeah, I should’ve guessed that answer. I’ve known you since we were six.

Duckie: I apparently have ‘behavioral issues’ and I am ‘too defiant’

Cricket: that shouldn’t be a surprise. We both know that those are a big part of your personality.

Leo: those are a big part in both of your personalities.

Cricket: *getting a little angry* no there not, name one time I’ve had behavioral issues or was too defiant.

Duckie: yeah, name one time.

Leo:

Duckie: ok, yeah we see it now.

Duckie: I mean I personally would describe myself as being the epitome of comedy.

Duckie: but that’s just me.

[meeting the squad for the first time and realize that Kazansky is Russian]

Duckie: what’s your first language?

Ice: talking shit.

Duckie: wanna be my best friend?

Ice: maybe.

Cricket: you can’t just ask someone you just met that when I’m right next to you!

Duckie: just did bitch.

Cricket: you’re an asshole.

Duckie: I love you

Cricket: sure you do. you never act like it.

Duckie: *nodding* sure I do! all of the time!

Cricket: when?

Duckie: when I take the horses out for you so you can sleep in.

Cricket: *glares and whispers* you do do that, dammit!

Duckie: *smirks*

Ron: *uncomfortable* sooooooooooo.

Whiskey: *whispers to Dragon* I like these girls.

Dragon: *whispers back to Whiskey* me too.

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #38

Rick: only geniuses can say these words really fast. Eye. Yam. Stew. Peed.

Ice: oh c’mon. No one’s falling for th—

Wolfie: IAMSTUPID

Chatter: anyone else d——

Leo: depressed?

Crick: dead?

Daisy: drained?

Duckie: disliked?

Chatter: …done… with their chores. what is wrong with you people?

John: so how did you guys get into a car accident?

Crick: well, we were driving, and there was a deer in the road that Leo didn’t notice.

Crick: so I yelled ‘Leonard, dear!’

Leo: *buried face in hands* and I responded with ‘yes, honey?’

Everyone:

Rick: mhm and on a COMPLETELY unrelated note, TK is in the hospital.

Chloe: what?

Leo: why are you hooking up the trailer and have your show number on?

Chatter: the favorite child does what she wants.

Duckie: are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Crick: get some Coors, our old red wagon, and make a water slide and then ride down all the hill?

Duckie: ok your thing is better, let’s do that.

Duckie: hey Pretty Boy, what are you eating?

Pretty Boy: a family-size bag of chips.

Duckie: that’s not family-sized… that’s regular sized…

Pretty Boy: everything is family-sized when you don’t have a family.

Duckie, Ruth, and Kat: Rick, nOo.

Pretty Boy: c’mon, Backwoods, let’s do something stupid!

Duckie: as far as I know, I already do.

Pretty Boy: you’re sitting here and reading, that’s not stupid?

Duckie:

Pretty Boy:

Duckie: you’re the something stupid Pretty Boy. christ.

[at some point at the O Club]

Rando: *pissed off* YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Wood: that’s surprisingly accurate.

Flyboys: *dying of laughter*

Crick: hey Duck, on a scale from 1-7 what’s your favorite day of the alphabet?

Duckie: purple.

Rick: ??? excUSE ME?

Leo: *takes a pull from beer* you get used to it.

John: guess what.

Leo: what?

John: no, you have to guess.

Leo: uh? I dunno?

John: your grandfather’s in a coma.

Leo: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME GUESS THAT???

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #37

Leo: who the heck is Michael?

Tom: Commander Viper!

Ron: wait.

Ron: did you think his first name was Commander?

Leo:

Leo: no.

Duckie: damn, the power’s out.

Pretty Boy: don’t worry. I’ve got this!

Pretty Boy: *picks up Leo and shakes him violently, causing him to illuminate*

Duckie: wha-

Leo: I swallowed a flashlight.

Duckie: *on the verge of cardiac arrest* WHY WOULD YOU——

Leo: *after being knocked out* what happened? did I die?

Leo: *sees crick next to him* is this heaven?

Rick: *walks in*

Leo: oh no it’s hell.

Leo: don’t panic! I’m in charge

Tom:

Ron:

Charles:

Sam:

Pete:

Nick:

Marcus:

Jade:

Rachael:

Rick:

Rick: dude, I guess that’s why we’re panicking…

John: *walks in on the trio standing over a presumably dead body*

Trio:

Trio:

Duckie, Leo, and Crick: *in unison* he was like that when we found him.

[after the mission]

Mav: Leonard, your alive!

Wolfie: mentally, arguably. but physically? yes, I am.

Rando: so, what do your two fiends bring to the table?

Leo: well Duckie’s the brains, so she basically keeps us alive.

Rando: wait, so what does Cricket do?

Leo: the most important thing— she keeps me sane.

Duckie: what’s up, sluts? Guess who got out of prison again?

Dragon: sluts?

Whiskey: prison?

Ice: AGAIN?!

Tee: did you remember the gift for the staglings?

Chloe: the ‘staglings’?

Tee: you know… Bellamy & Boone? it’s like a duckling except it’s a baby stag?

Chloe: fawn. the word you’re looking for is fawn.

Tee: …

Tee: my word is better.

Duckie: I called you like fifty times! Why didn’t you answer the phone?

[flashback of Leo dancing to the ringtone]

Leo:

Leo: I didn’t hear it.

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #36

Ice: you have to pick your battles.

Slider: one of the battles that we picked was to stop Wolfie and Wood from running plastic tubes all over the basement and placing hamsters inside of them.

Goose: they were gonna call it Tube City.

Leo: hey mom.

Wood: hello my wonderful and most amazing mother.

Mav: ma! How are ya?

Goose: mom! :D

Ruth: *sighs loudly*

Leo:

Wood:

Mav:

Goose:

Ruth: hello my darlin’ sons.

The flyboys: !!!!!! :D

Wood: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends that I could fight crime with.

Wolfie: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends that I could commit crime with.

Chipper: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends.

Sprawl: I wish I had friends.

Merlin: I wish I could knit.

Wolfie: if I ate one Tidepod do you think it would kill me?

Wood: coward. eat two.

Ice & Slider: *rushing to stop them* what the fuck what The Fuck WHAT THE FUC——!

Leo: *says some shit in french during a fight*

Crick: OH NO DO NOT FRENCH ME RIGHT NOW, I DONT WANT YOU TO LOOK HOT WHILE IM TRYING TO BE MAD AT YOU.

Leo: *lowers his voice and swears in french towards Crick*

Crick: *giggles and blushes* okay I forgive you.

Duckie: okay, I’ve got a box. and we’re gonna put this things we love inside the box.

Leo: can I put Jack and Busch in the box?

Duckie: no.

Crick: can I put Jack and Busch in the box?

Duckie: no.

Rick: can I-

Duckie: no one can put the dogs in the box!!

Leo: *running into the barn* DUCKIE-

Duckie: *whispering* SHHH!! mana is sleeping.

Leo: *also whispering* oh sorry.

Duckie: *still whispering* what’s up?

Leo: *whispering calmly* there’s a fire.

Leo: I came up with a brilliant idea for a prank.

Crick: oooh, what is it?

Leo: we should kiss.

Crick: … I don’t get it.

Leo: think about it! Imagine Duckie or Daisy to come to the barn only to find us kissing the hell outta each other. You can sit in my lap and we’ll really just go to town. Duckie will be like ‘WHAAAAAAA’ and Daze might even faint!

Crick: oh, that’s hilarious! We totally should.

Duckie: *standing up from the table*

Daisy: what are you doing?

Duckie: *walking to the other table* leaving.

Duckie: *sits between Pretty Boy and Leo*

Chatter: you fucking dick!

Duckie: *pointing at Pretty Boy* his dick to be exact, but yeah thank you for noticing.

[leo & crick in the barn’s hayloft, kissing]

Tee: *climbs the ladder to the top and stops* LEONARD, I OH HI MANA, I JUST SAW RICK AND BAY AND THEY WERE KISSING AND— *realizes*

Tee: *shocked*

Leo: TK

Crick:

Leo: Tee, I can explain-

Tee:

Tee: MY LITTLE SISTER?! *screams at Leo*

Tee: *turns to Leo* REALLY MANA? MY BEST FRIEND?!

Crick: Travis-

Tee: Oh god. My biological and non-biological siblings. Ewww, that really sounds gross. *whines*

Tee: *mumbles as he leaves* both my sisters, I caught both of them kissing stupid pilots. how could this day get any worse?

Leo: sooo. wanna get back to it?

Crick: I thought you’d never ask.

Leo: *breaks the kiss* wait, did he say that Duckie was kissing Rick?

Crick: I think so, why? *scrunches eyebrows*

Leo: *scurrying to his feet* THAT BASTARD!!

Leo: *goes down ladder and runs off to where he last seen Rick*

Crick: *fixes hair and clothes* I guess I better go too.

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #35

Leo: how do you tell someone you like them without telling them you like them?

Crick: I don’t know. Just compliment them?

Leo: have I ever told you how nice your hair looks?

Crick: yeah, try that on them.

Leo: they’re really stupid though.

Crick: maybe just tell them you like them, then.

Leo: I like you, Amanda.

Crick: yeah, exactly like that!

Leo:

Duckie: *in the background* oh my god.

Crick: are Tee and Duck having a staring contest?

Chatter: tee is, but I’m pretty sure Duckie is just plotting revenge for something and forgot to blink.

Beau: where are Leonard and Cricket?

Duckie: they… went to the library.

Beau: you mean the public library, the one that closes at nine?

Duckie: …oh no, the other one.

Kat: look since you can’t say anything nice about TK, try saying the opposite of whatever you’re thinking.

Duckie: I don’t think that’ll work; but I’ll give it a try.

Duckie: Travis Kameron… is… my beloved brother.

Crick: see? It’s not that hard to say something ni— oh, you’re hurling.

Leo: *drunk af* Amanda.

Leo: *drunk af* Amanda, I like your name.

Crick: *even more drunk than Leo* thank you, I got it for my birthday.

Crick: can you believe my Pa said he doesn’t love me and wants nothing to do with me?

Beau: *moving the cattle* that’s not what I said.

Crick: then what did you say?

Beau: *not paying attention to his daughter* I said we’re not getting another dog.

Crick: that’s the same thing.

Ruth: tell me everything you learned at school this year.

Leo: learned about Naval Aviators.

Ruth: your class learned about Naval Aviators?

Leo: I learned about Naval Aviators.

Leo: I don’t know what everyone else was doing.

[HS cafeteria]

Duckie: *holding a piece of pizza* oh c’mon Mana, I know you like Leonard after all.

Crick: no I don’t. Cause if I did like him, I’d be a blushing mess whenever he looked at me, I’d mumble some words that don’t make sense and then I’d scramble away-

Leo: *exits the gym with a wife-beater tank and messy, wet hair*

Leo: Hey Crick! What are you eating?

Crick: *blushing* uh- I- leaving- class! *scurries away*

Duckie: *bites pizza while smirking*

Tee: c’mon Wyatt, repeat after me. I

Baby Wyatt: I

Tee: love

Baby Wyatt: love

Tee: mom

Baby Wyatt: mom

Tee: and

Baby Wyatt: and

Tee: dad

Baby Wyatt: dad

Tee: now full sentence. I love mom and dad. say it.

Baby Wyatt: oh god fuck my life!

Tee: OMG WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS??

Duck & Crick: *laughing in the corner*

Pilot: before we take off, pleas make sure all small items are secure.

Leo:

Crick: don’t you dare fucking say it.

Leo: I didn’t say anything.

Crick: I swear to God if you say it-

Leo: I haven’t said it!

Crick:

Leo: are you feeling secure?

Crick: FUCK YOU

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #34

Ice: I’m not sure what this sentence means.

Wolfie: ‘ignorance is bold and knowledge reserved.’

Ice: you can read Latin?!

Wood: you can read?!

Wolfie:

Wolfie: that’s cold, Neven.

Rick & Duckie: Leonard, we would love, if you would be Amelia’s Godfather.

Leo: wow! But more like DOGfather am I right?

R&D:

R&D:

R&D:

R&D: Travis Kameron, we would lo-

Leo: hey NO-

Tee: *10* it’s time for bed, demon brats.

Cricket: *8 y/o, holding Jack* Ma says we can stay up as long as we want.

Duckie: *8.5 y/o, holding Busch* and that you need to leave forever.

Tee: …

Tee: what the hell, Ma?

Crick: look at that ridiculous guy in the princess dress.

Duckie: hahaha, who would be stupid enough to do that?

Duckie:

Duckie: ohmygod.

Crick: what?

Duckie: it’s Leonard.

Leo: *spotting them* Cricket! Duckie!

Duckie: no, no please don’t come over here.

Leo: *announcing to the crowd staring at him* these are my best friends!

Crick: I’m literally gonna die.

Duckie: you want me to kill you?

Crick: you’re a great sister, Bay.

Kat: Girls, did you buy the milk like I asked?

Duckie: even better!

Kat: *sigh* what did you do?

Duckie: *points to Crick*

Crick: *has a lead on a dairy cow that she’s walked/dragged into the house* Her name is Gloria.

Kat: I should’ve asked TK…

Duckie: *strolls in put together while fixing her glasses*

Duckie: forgive me for being late, I was doing other things.

Pretty Boy: *stumbles in with one shoe untied, shirt buttons uneven, and hair mused*

Pretty Boy: don’t call me ‘other things’!

[barracks, 2AM]

Leo: okay so olive oil is made from olives, right?

Rick: yeah.

Leo: then baby oil-

Rick: STOP

[on a pay phone]

Tee: Duckie found the cross bow.

Beau: oh fuck.

Tee: you and Ma should probably get over here.

Pretty Boy: if I have a daughter I’m going to name her Lizard and then she’ll get the nickname ‘Liz’ and everyone will be like ‘oh, is it short for Elizabeth?’ and she will have to say ‘no, my name is Lizard.’

Duckie: …I want you dead.

Crick: *crying at night*

Duckie: AMANDA

Daisy: ARE YOU OKAY

Chatter: IVE GOT CHOCOLATE

Chloe: IVE GOT HUGS

Tee: IVE GOT GUNS FOR WHOEVER HURT YOU

Kat: IVE GOT NICE COMFORTING WORDS

Crick: the tear hasn’t even hit the pillow yet wtf?

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