#THLASSOPHOBIA AU

[ask-thalassophobia-au]

"..Is this thing on??? Did I do this right?”

"Yes! I can’t believe I overrided my PDA and got a connection! Hello internet! I-“

”Kel, that’s a dumb camera angle.”

"NO IT’S NOT!"

”I could do it better.”

"Then do it! No way you can hold this better!"

”Fine!”

”Let’s see..”

”Kel, remind me what did you do to your PDA.”

"I got a social media thing working!"

”Kel, that’s dumb.. Why the hel-”

"Aubrey before you get mad I should tell you people still use i-"

”What? People still use it?”

”Kel you might’ve saved us!”

”If this gets to anyone, hi. I’m Aubrey Re-”

"I don’t think you should share your full name here. Social media n’ all.”

”Right.”

”I’m Aubrey, the guy that got this to work is Kel. We’re stuck on an alien planet called 4546B. If anyone sees this, please tell us. Maybe even give us tips if you’re familiar with this planet! Since this was a social media thing, I’ll make sure everyone updates every once in a while.”

”Goodbye!”

[caointeag]

looking at that edit set and thinking about an au where they actually like. fucking live. in the same place. for multiple years. like marriage au and it's all fun and games until i remember that pyke castle is basically a junk heap of stones held together by stables sitting on basically stilts in the middle of the fucking ocean that requires going over fucking rope bridges to get places and lyarra's thlassophobia kicks in and just NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE--