#THIS IS ALSO KINDA CATER DIAMOND CODED

[bi-lil-guy]

Character A: You're So Hot, How Come No One's Bagged You Yet?

Character B: Who's Trying To Put Me In A Bag? 🤨

Character B: ...

Character A: 😐

Character B: 🤔🤔🤔

Character B: OH- Thanks, Bestie That's Sweet Of You To Say! 😊

Character A: 🫠🫠🫠

[noeou]

A NEW ADDITION.

what if you moved into their dorm instead of ramshackle? ( or, life in the heartslabyul dorm. )

includes: riddle rosehearts, trey clover, cater diamond, ace trappola, and deuce spade. ( gn!reader )

contains: fluff! can be interpreted as romantic or platonic, just really close.

more like this: masterlist.

[ riddle rosehearts | housewarden ]

riddle is very much 'all up in your business' for a lack of better words. he's always making sure your room is tidy and in peak condition.

if you have any issues at all, regarding the dorms or studies, he's the person (he'd like you) to go to. if he sees someone else helping you with something he exceeds in, he'll be down for a bit.

you become the dorms designated defense attorney, to stand up againt riddle whenever one of them gets in trouble. it's totally not because he has obvious favoritism.

whenever it's your turn to paint the roses red or take care of the flamingos and hedgehogs, he always joins you.

using the excues that 'it would hurt to go back to the basics after a while' but he knows it's because it's the only time you two get alone together, uninterrupted.

riddle convinces you to join the horseback riding club with him, or at least ride with him every once in the while. with no warning he may wake you bright and early just to say you'll be joining him.

[ trey clover | vice housewarden ]

errands have never been more fun. you guys are sam's biggest customers, as you shop for a majority of your dorm. it's nice not having to leave campus for such things.

whenever he goes out he asks if you need anything, on the rare occasions you don't join him.

he always gets or prepares dinner for you, riddle, and cater.

being the more approachable warden, most students come to him. upon seeing you're also a valuable person to go to for help or advice they do so.

at first, trey is very apologetic about the extra work but them becomes grateful when he sees it doesn't both you.

sometimes the freshman duo, but they mostly are out and about.

once a month, you two eat out at the lounge as a reward for the both of your hard efforts.

[ cater diamond | third year ]

barges in your room, if he's not already in there, while he's on live. no matter what you're doing. (of course, unless you tell him you're busy/srs beforehand.)

you're a reacurring face on his magecam, and they all love you. the amount of stan accounts is unreal.

your room is pretty much like his second one, he has his own corner even. each weekend he shows up to your door with a suitcase, 'cause the wardens won't let him stay on week nights.

on said weekends, you trick him into going 'grocery shopping' with you by disguising it as a 'snack run.'

he's always annoying you and asking for your opinion on everything.

he was very strategic and asks riddle to put you room next to his, when the warden says no he settles for a very specific room number for you. turns out you're now under his room and have to put up with his stomping.

if you listen carefully, you might be able to decipher morse code, but what do i know?

[ ace trappola | first year ] + [ deuce spade | first year ]

you three become inseparable, skipping down the heartslabyul halls with grim hanging onto your head for dear life.

ace is another one that is constantly bothering you, much unlike deuce who's just kinda there.

you three have weekly sleepovers in deuce's room, because it's the tidiest. and microwaveable dinner from sam's because none of you can afford the lounge.

when you go out for groceries, it's you and deuce getting the things you need and ace running around putting random items in your cart.

sometimes you guys sneak out of the dorms, and walk around the sleeping campus. you only head back when you exhale fog, knowing it's probably near morning.

you guys eat in the most obscure places, in school and your dorm. you always find hidden rooms in heartslabyul and make it your new 'spot' until you get caught and just find another when you do.

your punishments from riddle now consist of being unable to leave your rooms and see each other, telling other punished students to guard your bedrooms.

you one hundred percent have walkie talkies and peak out your window, judging poor passerby's outfits.

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Moe Moe Mallekei Kyun~

In which Malleus and Cater go to a maid café, and shenanigans ensue.

... I’ve been wanting to write this for a long time.

***Warning: mild spoilers for Malleus’s PE Uniform personal story!***

Imagine this...

“Lilia-sama.”

Two bodyguards fell into line, saluting simultaneously to their vice dorm leader.

“We just finished combing through the prime gargoyle locations around campus,” Silver reported. “Unfortunately, there was no sight of Malleus-sama to be found. The accounts of the various students we interviewed also corroborate that the Young Master has not recently been spotted in the area.”

“I see. Thank you, Silver.” Lilia sighed, cupping his cheek in one hand. “Hm, this is a bit odd. Wherever could he have wandered off to this time?”

At that moment, a ping! sounded off. Lilia fished his phone out of his pocket and, with one glance at the screen, his expression softened.

“You don’t suppose some dastardly villain has… kidnapped the Young Master and is holding him for ransom, do you?!” Sebek’s eyes nearly bulged out of his skull at the thought. “If that is the case… THEN WE HAVE FAILED AS MALLEUS-SAMA’S KNIGHTS!!”

“Now, now--let’s not jump to conclusions. Even if that were true, I’m certain that Malleus would be able to easily fend off assailants on his own. Perhaps he has simply lost his way, or headed off campus to run an errand.”

“... Without warning us in advance?”

“I would have happily accompanied the Young Master wherever he went--EVEN TO THE ENDS OF TWISTED WONDERLAND ITSELF!!”

“Kufufu. Malleus is still young at heart. Let us allow him this moment of independence, just this once. He will find his way home eventually.”

“Welcome home, my masters!!”

Malleus skidded to a stop in the doorway—for beyond it laid unknown territory. The interior sported cream walls, with fairy lights, streamers, and paper flowers strung up. A number of tables and chairs, populated with people, were set against flowing white curtains.

Young ladies flitted about, balancing trays of food and drinks, cameras, and microphones. Each wore the same outfit, consisting of a frilly headdress, an apron, and a black dress with lace trim and ribbons.

And now, one of those uniformed girls extended a hand to him and a warm, welcoming smile.

Malleus frowned and turned to the orange haired young man beside him. “... Diamond. What is this strange establishment you’ve brought me to?”

“Mm? It’s a maid café,” Cater chirped, glancing up from his phone. “You said you’ve never been before, right?”

“Well, yes… However, when you invited me to join you for an outing, I did not expect this to be our destination.”

“It’ll be fine~ We’re already here, so let’s get seated!” Cater insisted cheerily, ushering the fae through the door. 

“Right this way, my masters!” The greeter giggled and led the way, eventually stopping at a vacant table set for two. As the duo slipped into their seats, she handed them menus and moistened towels. “We have a wide selection of special services and delicious dishes for your enjoyment!”

Malleus hesitantly flipped open the (very pink) menu and ran his eyes down the page of available items. Along with the expected offerings of desserts, savory foods, and beverages were odd listings: massage, ear cleaning, karaoke, game, arts and crafts, picture, spoon feeding, live song and dance...

He stared quizzically at Cater, who seemed to be taking everything in stride.

“I’ll take a plate of omurice! How about you, Malleus-kun?”

He stared back at his menu, trying to make rhyme or reason of the unique names. What in the Great Seven was a Pyon ❤ Pyon Sunshine Bar…? Or a Lucky☆Happy☆Cookie? Malleus’s brows furrowed in both concentration and confusion.

“I… I shall have the local specialty, whatever that may be,” the fae prince declared at last.

“Excellent choices! And would you like a bunny, or a kitty?”

“You hand out animals at this eating establishment? Is that not a health code violation?”

“Aaah, Malleus-kun, she doesn’t mean real rabbits and cats. Look--you’ll see when she brings them, okay?” Cater laughed awkwardly. Then, turning to the waitress, he held up his index finger. “One of each, little lady~”

“Of course!” She scribbled down a few words on her heart shaped notepad before prancing off.

“... Diamond. Are you certain this is the fabled maid café of which you spoke of?” Malleus asked, folding his arms. “I find it difficult to believe that every patron here is descended from a high class lineage. Furthermore, the servers are wearing attire entirely unlike that of a traditional household servant.”

Cater blinked once, twice—then chuckled.

“Maid cafés are like normal cafés. Anyone can go to them to play pretend and chill for a while! The difference is that the waitresses are dressed cutely and offer fun services. Singing, dancing, playing games—that kinda thing!”

“I do not understand.” Malleus swept a hand at their surroundings. “The purpose of this establishment is merely for… amusement?”

“Yup! People get tired of the daily grind sometimes, so they go to places like this to see cute stuff and just take a load off.”

“I… I see.” Malleus tucked his thumb and forefinger under his chin. “We do not have anything like your maid cafes in the Valley of Thorns.”

“You don’t? What sort of things do you do back home for fun, then?”

“I was not allowed to venture far from the palace grounds. Most of my time was spent indoors, studying spells or honing my magical abilities.”

Cater inclined his head. “Oooh, right! Because you’re a prince and all, you weren’t able to do much—but hey! Things are different now! You’ve got Cay-kun to show you a good time!”

“Ah, yes. A ‘good time’...” Malleus attempted at a smile, which came out more wary than he had intended.

“Thank you for waiting!” a girlish voice chirped—their waitress had returned, wearing a tray of food in one hand and two headbands in the other. “Here is your omurice and Nyan ✨ Nyan ✨ Kitty-chan Parfait, plus one pair of kitty ears and one pair of bunny ears!”

She handed Cater his dish—a bed of ketchup flavored fried rice, sealed by a wobbling omelet and garnished with a sprig of parsley.

“Mm! Smells delicious. Thanks a bunch~” Cater grinned, winking at his server.

The maid giggled and placed Malleus’s dessert before him, along with the headbands.

“Would you like me to draw or write something special for you on your meal, master?” she asked, gesturing to Cater’s omurice.

“Sure thing! Could you write ‘Mallekei’? Oh, and a couple of hearts would be cute, too!”

“As you wish!”

As the maid set to work, Malleus marveled at the sight of his parfait.

Colorful scoops of ice-cream, granola, and sliced fruits were layered inside of a tall glass cup. A generous crown of whipped cream and a drizzle of strawberry sauce topped it off. Sticking out from the whipped cream were two wafer triangles and dots of chocolate candies, forming a cat-like face.

How adorable.

… But not adorable enough to be spared.

“Thank you for the food.” The fae raised his spoon to demolish the poor parfait kitten—

“Stop, stop, Malleus-kun!!” Cater cried, frantically waving his arms. “N-Not yet!!”

Malleus lowered his spoon with a frown. “Food is meant to be consumed, Diamond. Is there an issue you have with my table etiquette?”

“Well—no, but…” Cater played with a lock of his orange hair and sighed. “There’s certain rituals we need to do first!”

“Rituals? Oh, my apologies. I was not aware. Please proceed with your regularly scheduled… rituals.”

“Ahaha, you’re a quick learner! First thing’s first, let’s put on our headbands!” Cater swept up the cat ears and passed them over. “Here, to match your parfait! I’ll take the rabbit.”

Malleus gingerly nestled the cat ears on his head, copying Cater’s movements. It was a bit tricky maneuvering around his horns, but somehow, he managed.

“Oh!! Those ears suit you so well!” the waitress said, glancing up from decorating the omurice. Carefully placed splotches of ketchup spelled out ‘Mallekei’, hearts and little sparkles littering the space around the boys’ combined names.

“... Do they?” Malleus doubted it.

“They do!!” Cater reassured him with a laugh. “Ne, ne, miss! Can you take our picture so my friend here can have a souvenir to take home with him?” 

“Certainly!” She replaced the bottle of ketchup and hurried off, returning shortly after with a polaroid camera. “Are you ready, my masters?”

“Ready, Malleus-kun?”

“Hmph. Of course. I will have you know that my posing abilities have improved considerably since our last encounter. Do not underestimate me.”

“Oh, that’s great! You’ve been practicing! Then… on the count of three, we nyah, okay?”

“... What is ‘nyah’?” Malleus inquired, his confidence suddenly waning.

“Eh?” A blip of surprise crossed Cater’s face. “Like, y’know… nyah!”

The influencer curled both of his hands into balls and made a pawing motion at his friend. “Now you try!”

“Like this?” Malleus mimicked him. He was more stiff—definitely not as practiced—but the general motion was still recognizable.

“Very good, master!!” the waitress gushed, raising the polaroid up. “On three?”

“1, 2, 3… Nyah!”

A flash went off, sending stars into Malleus’s vision. As he rubbed the daze out of his eyes, Cater’s voice called out to him.

“Are you okay there?”

“I am well. There is no need for your concern,” the fae insisted. “This ritual… it is more confounding that I took it to be.”

“Eeeh? It’s not meant to be hard or anything. Just relax, relax!” Cater paused before adding, “It’s part of the ritual’s requirements! You need to be nice and loose for the last step!”

“What is this last step?”

“We need to cast a magic spell to make your food taste extra tasty!” the waitress declared cheerily.

“Hoh?” A smirk found its way onto Malleus’s face. “That can easily be arranged. Allow me to do the honors.”

He put his hand before his parfait, an eerie green glow emulating from his palm. The sinister light engulfed his dish and Cater’s, sending them floating midair. Radioactive ice-cream and omurice hovered above their heads, causing both Cater and their maid to recoil in shock.

Other customers stared at the spectacle from their own tables. One man’s jaw dropped, the forkful of spaghetti bolognese in his mouth clattering onto the floor.

“You, who provides sustenance to the masses, become that which is delici—“

“H-Hold on a sec, Malleus-kun!!” Cater practically leapt over the table to seize his friend’s glowing hand. “Not that kind of spell!!”

Eyes wide with surprise, Malleus allowed his magic to settle down. The parfait and omurice gently floated back onto their table, and the maid sighed with relief.

“Is there a different spell needed for this occasion? I assure you that I am well-versed in practical magic—you need only speak its name, and I can conjure the proper…”

“No, no! It’s—“ Cater casted a look at their server and nervously chuckled. “Ne, Maid-chan~ Think you can give us a demonstration of the right spell?”

“Yes, master!” the girl, ever professional, flashed a perky grin. “Please watch carefully!!”

The maid set down her polaroid on the table. She then arched her fingers into C-like shapes, thumb extended straight. Pushing her hands together, she formed a heart and aimed it in the direction of the boy’s dishes.

“Moe moe kyuuuuuun!”

“What an odd spell. In all my years, I have never heard of such an enchantment…”

“Well, there’s a first for everything, right?” Cater flicked one of his floppy rabbit ears. “Plus, it should be no problem for the great Malleus-sama to pull off this spell, right?”

“This is child’s play,” Malleus’s laugh was like the earth itself rumbling. His lips quirked into a small smile. “You will join me in performing this sacred ritual, will you not, Diamond?”

“Of course~”

“Very well.”

They made hearts and thrust them upon their meals. And together, they uttered those three magic words.

“Moe moe kyuuuuun!!”

“Welcome back, Malleus,” Lilia greeted. The vice dorm leader nonchalantly hung from the ceiling, his raven and magenta bangs suspended midair. “Did you have fun on your outing?”

“Lilia. You knew?” Malleus slowly shut the door behind him, chasing away the cool air of the night. He spoke softly, knowing that sounds carried in the dusty hallways of Diasomnia and could disturb its residents.

“The wonders of modern technology,” Lilia trilled, expertly landing beside his young master. He brandished his phone in a gloved hand, a text message displayed on the screen.

hey hey lilia-chan! gonna steal malmal-kun for the day~ he’ll be back later, but do me a solid and keep it a secret from s&s til then, ‘kay? thnx!! (✿˶˘ ³˘)~♡

“It looks as though I have been exposed.”

“There is no shame in making new friends. In fact, I’m proud of you for expanding your horizons.” Lilia beamed. “Though what a shame it is that I was not present to grab a few pictures. Hopefully Cater fulfilled that task for me.”

The ancient fae tilted forward in his toes and peered up at his prince. “Soooo? Where did you sneak off to?”

“Fufu. Wouldn’t you like to know?”

“My. Is that any way to treat the man that kept Silver and Sebek from hunting you down?” Lilia teased, wagging a finger.

“Such loyalty,” Malleus smirked, hands on his hips, “deserves to be rewarded.”

He produced a polaroid photograph from his breast pocket and presented it with a flourish. The image, forever captured in time, was that of Malleus and Cater—the former with cat ears, the latter with bunny ears—with hands balled to resemble paws. Cater cheekily winked, while Malleus looked slightly bewildered.

The edges of the polaroid were dotted with stickers—smiley faces, flowers, and hearts. Marker had been used to scrawl on whiskers and blushes over both boys’ cheeks.

Overall, cutesy—overwhelming so.

But the Malleus and Cater in the picture were happy.

Their eyes shining like jewels.

Nyah-ing their hearts out.

[rosetinted-selfshipping]

So I was gonna try to make a really ✨Aesthetic✨ F/O list by fandom but DEAR GOD IT WAS TAKING FOREVER then I saw someone followed and I read their DNI (before I followed back) and because they didn’t like sharing F/Os I had the dumbest epiphany, i could just- type them out like a list I mean, cause I was so lost on how I wanted to format so here you go after probably too long, my F/O list (that will probably update every so often)

Also I don’t mind sharing F/Os!

Also I kinda have an AU thing going on, and I haven’t finished all the series I have F/Os from (yes, I am dumb) so what im saying is, I have ✨Ascended✨ From Canon it no longer controls me

Romantic/Explicitly Dating (❤️)

Jaden Yuki (Yugioh GX)

Yuya Sakaki (Yugioh Arc V)

Yuto Sakaki (Yugioh Arc V)

Yugo Sakaki (Yugioh Arc V)

Yuri Sakaki (Yugioh Arc V)

Romantic/ Crush (💖)

Yusaku Fujiki (Yugioh Vrains)

Ramuda Amemura (hypnosis mic)

Dice Arisugawa (hypnosis mic)

Gentaro Yumeno (hypnosis mic)

Verine (Afterl!ve the sacred kaleidoscope)

Louis (Code Vain)

{For the explicit reason of laziness for my F/Os from idol game properties I’ll just name the group and you can just assume I have a crush on the whole group}

Knights (ensemble stars)

Switch (ensemble stars)

Eden (ensemble stars)

2wink (ensemble stars)

Valkyrie (ensemble stars)

St☆rish (Uta no prince sama)

Quartet Night (Uta no prince sama)

{and that ends that section of the list}

Carla Tsukinami (Diabolik lovers)

Shin Tsukinami (Diabolik Lovers)

Kino (Diabolik Lovers)

Laito Sakamaki (Diabolik Lovers)

Kanato Sakamaki (Diabolik Lovers)

Subaru Sakamaki (Diabolik lovers)

The Mukamis (Diabolik Lovers)

Aether (Genshin Impact)

Venti (Genshin Impact)

Diluc Ragnavindr (Genshin Impact)

Kaeya Alberich (Genshin Impact)

Albedo Kreideprinz (Genshin Impact)

Childe/ Ajax (Genshin Impact)

Zhongli (Genshin Impact)

Xingqiu (Genshin Impact)

Xiao (Genshin Impact)

Beidou (Genshin Impact)

Thoma (Genshin Impact)

Kazuha Kaedehara (Genshin Impact)

Arataki Itto (Genshin Impact)

Gorou (Genshin Impact)

Scaramouche/ Wanderer (Genshin Impact)

Malleus Draconia (Twisted wonderland)

Silver (Twisted Wonderland)

Riddle Rosehearts (Twisted wonderland)

Epel Felimer (Twisted wonderland)

Roxas (Kingdom Hearts)

Vantias (Kingdom Hearts)

Sora (Kingdom Hearts)

Riku (Kingdom Hearts)

Obanai Iguro (Demon slayer)

Rengoku Kyojuro (Demon slayer)

Giyuu Tomioka (Demon Slayer)

Enmu (Demon slayer)

Douma (Demon slayer)

Aoi (Ayakashi Romance reborn)

Yura (Ayakashi Romance reborn)

Shouto Todoroki (MHA)

Bakugo Katsuki (MHA)

Tamaki Amajiki (MHA)

Arthur Pendragon prototype (FGO)

Sigurd (FGO)

Siegfried (FGO)

Jekyll & Hyde (FGO)

Prince of Lanling (FGO)

Cú Chulainn prototype (FGO)

Astolfo (FGO)

Emiya (FGO)

Edmond Dantes (FGO)

Robin Hood (FGO)

Platonic but might Date some (🍀)

Jesse Anderson (Yugioh GX)

Zane Trusdale (Yugioh GX)

Atticus Rhodes (Yugioh GX)

Chazz Princeton (Yugioh GX)

Yuzu Boyle (Yugioh Arc V)

Lulu Obsidian (Yugioh Arc V)

Rin (Yugioh Arc V)

Selina (Yugioh Arc V)

Aoi Zaizen (Yugioh Vrains)

Volks (Blush Blush)

The Sakamakis (Diabolik Lovers)

Yui Komori (Diabolik Lovers)

Lumine (Genshin Impact)

Lisa (Genshin Impact)

Jean (Genshin Impact)

Barbara (Genshin Impact)

Noelle (Genshin Impact)

Sucrose (Genshin Impact)

Razor (Genshin Impact)

Bennett (Genshin Impact)

Xiangling (Genshin Impact)

Ganyu (Genshin Impact)

Chongyun (Genshin Impact)

Ayaka Kamisato (Genshin Impact)

Sangonomiya Kokomi (Genshin Impact)

Kuki Shinobu (Genshin Impact)

Yoimiya (Genshin Impact)

Collei (Genshin Impact)

Layla (Genshin Impact)

Deuce Spade (Twisted wonderland)

Lillia (Twisted wonderland)

Cater Diamond (Twisted wonderland)

Ruggie Bucchi (Twisted wonderland)

Leona Kingscholar (Twisted wonderland)

Neige LeBlanche (Twisted wonderland)

Rook Hunt (Twisted wonderland)

Floyd Leech (Twisted wonderland)

Jade Leech (Twisted wonderland)

Azul Ashengrotto (Twisted wonderland)

Kalim Al Asim (Twisted Wonderland)

Jack Howl (Twisted wonderland)

Sebek Zigvolt (Twisted wonderland)

Kairi (Kingdom Hearts)

Xion (Kingdom Hearts)

Naminé (Kingdom Hearts)

Mitsuri Kanroji (Demon Slayer)

Tanjiro (Demon Slayer)

Inosuke (Demon slayer)

All the Class 1-A Girls (MHA)

Dr. Roman (FGO)

Sessyoin Kirara (FGO)

Himiko (FGO)

Strictly platonic/ Familial (🌼)

Yusei Fudo (Yugioh 5Ds) {Dad}

Akiza Izinski (Yugioh 5Ds) {Mom}

The rest of team 5Ds (Yugioh 5Ds) {Aunts and Uncles}

Blair Flannigan (Yugioh GX) {like a little sister to me}

Sora Shuinn (Yugioh arc V) {my little Rat}

Zarc (Yugioh Arc V) {my S/I’s sister’s boyfriend}

Fischl (Genshin Impact) {I just couldn’t see myself dating her ever despite the fact she’s like my favorite girl lol}

Ortho Shroud (Twisted Wonderland) {Baby blueberry}

Illyasviel von Einzbern (FGO) {Aka the character that broke me and finally made me admit I just really like adopting daughters in media, don’t watch her spin off show it’s bad}

May or may not be in the middle of an enemies to lovers arc (I don’t even like that trope) (☠️)

Aster Phoenix (Yugioh GX)

Ayato Kamisato (Genshin Impact)

Vil Schoenhit (Twisted wonderland)

Idia Shroud (Twisted Wonderland)

The end… is just the beginning

Haha that’s an ever after high reference for you COOL people!! Cause you read this whole thing you’re COOL now, I said!

Genshin UID: 641595784

Master Duel Player ID: 298509664

Fate/GO ID: 093,774,034

Disney Twisted Wonderland ID: Tf1ZSxnM

Ensemble Stars EN ID: 5029895371

Here! Have these Codes cause you’re COOL!

Anyways hope you had fun reading about my fictional harem for some reason! (Thanks if you did it to just be polite anyway)

Edited: January 2nd 2023