#THIS IS A VRY KYLE THING 2 DO Y WAS I????????

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i compiled every time tiny kyle changed costumes bc it was driving me insane

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YK WHAT- fair point,,,, WAIT IT WAS A SPACE KILL>? Y IS HE??? Y IS.... ACCOUNTABLE?>?? HUH??????

oh OHHHHH oh john buddy nooo mannnnn,,,,not the lying the worst goddamn ccrime of all

also tbh tbhtbhbthh john, i think hell b fine as long as wally is not around & im guessing hes not so like :D!!!

when none of the DC friends are online right now so I'm just crying about Guy Gardner by myself-

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U 2 R ENCOURAGING ME

TY AKFLHSJAKGHSFK HERES SOME RLLY BROKEN THOUGHTS ABOUT THEM

ahem

edit; i posted this then got instant regret thats so funny

SO HYPOTHETICALLY LETS SAY LETS JUST im using the lore of lex bing a "donator"((ig)) 2 kons dna. so when kon was born inn this au he was set out w/a bunch of instructions 2 basically obey/work,,,under? hes basically just a drone whos doesnt know he has any human rights ect ect,,,,,,,i make my aus way 2 sad im starting 2 realize bc

ok so yj keeps messing around w/lex & so kon & the team fight constantly. SO LIKE((omg im literally the kid that says "& then" & "so" omg)) LIKE THEY GET INVOLBED IN SOME TIMEY WHIMEY BULLSHIT & GET SENT 2 THE FUTURE omg,,,,,,,i wonder what time period they got sent 2- 31st century im not complicated mysterious or cool ((i literally got this idea bc of kyle getting sent 2 the future im not slick. i cant eeven remember Y kyle got sent in the 1st place i just remmeber he did & it was random?,,,,,,it definatly wasnt random i need 2 pay attention))

ANWYASY, SO BACK IN "PRESENT" TIME lex is like "damn my obedient body guard :/" & sets off 2 make another clone. bc 4 plot convenience im moving the labs 2 hawaii dont even,,,,dont come 4 me

SO sososoosoo so SO so roxy gets assigned 2 work within the labs, protection basically. alsmost like? serving lex as a tour guide? i cant explain rlly well i swear this makes sense. basicalyl, police officer roxy bing assigned 2 make sure lex is doing his thing,,,,,ig ANWYAYS roxy doesnt like whats happening & reporter tana is going 2 her bc she wants the scoop. EVENTUALLY they start 2 work 2gether & find out about all the cloning mess,,,,,,ethics about cloning get discussed LISTEN I JUST WANTED THEM 2 HAVE A SCOOBY DOO MYSTERY GANG ADVENTURE ((mayb others will b added idk,,,,,)) BUT I WANTED THEM 2 HAVE 1 OK THATS LITERALLY THE ONLY THOUGHT BHIIND THEM TEAMING UP

ANYWAS how many times have i said anwyays

back in the "future" time, kon + yj team is just, BAM hi welcome 2 the 31st century! anythinng im literally about 2 type is based off any bart lore ive read & the small bunch of losh comics ive read im still building my knowledge i swear ((also this totally isnt based off of any tmnt comics shhhhhhhh shHHHHHHH U CANT ACCUSE ME OF ANYTHING((its rlly not i just had silly ideas after reading tmnt fjdksfh))))

they get traveled in the middle of the city, theyre still fighting thats crazy, yj knows its crazy so they stop attacking back & start going rlly defensive & trying 2 convince kon tht they RLLY shouldnt b fighting rn, that they should team up & yk, figure out wth is going on

eventually kon stops bc uhm,,,,,,,,,,yeah no wth is going on? also if u havent realized i think about rlly rlly long stories y couldnt i just make a konbart au based off a movie or smth, fucking scream konbart au even. western au i miss u y dont i think of u often anymore?

ANWYASY AAAAAAAAAAAAA

ANYWAYS

SO they all kinda settle down & r trying 2 figure out what 2 do. they know theres a team but they dont know how 2 contact them

cough idk how 2 contact them i rlly wanna write them all intereacting but im just not skilled enough yet ESPECIALLY 2 JUGGLE THAT MANY CHARACTERS OMGGGGGGG

bc of that, they just sorta want 2 find others who can help them or smth,,,,,,idk HOW exactly bc this rlly is a wip like i thought about it then 4got then thoguht about mystery gang tana & roxy & now im thinking of this again so like excuse my vry jumpy thoughts

but they find out about time tech, dont ask how srsf jdkagfkdus or well, AUGHH if any1 wants 2 4 some reaosn help me pls do im STRUGGLING KASHFJKSHDLF

THEY FIND OUT ABOUT TIME TECH, kon goes w/the team bc his 1 goal is 2 get back 2 lex & the best/fastest option is a temperaty teamup

SO THEY GET 2 THIS,,,,science building((im as specific as the sciencce police look @ me!)) & while serching 4,,,idk time pods who,,,,whos letting me use words? whos even reading this whos cringing rn raise ur hands!! im nto raising my hand this is my brainrot rn

WHILE SERCHING THEY FIND BART & THEYRE JUST LIKE "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah no this doesnt seem right like @ all" so they free him & barts just, can i say like glitching? hes struggling w/getting a grip on reality & harmonizing w/the speedforce like hes NOT having a good time

time pod,,,,,,,,,wtf am i saying theres a treadmill thers goddamn exercise equipment right there

anyways science police r chasing kon + bart + the team now through this time & oh golly is it silly!!!!! ((insert kon + bart having conversations about their rights & what makes them human + the fact they didnt even have a childhood 2 lose but they still lost it anyways))

eventually, they get back 2 the "present" &,,,,,,,,lex,,,,,,,lex did u make another clone???? dude we told u not 2 do that ur going in time out

tana + roxy r the 1st 1s who find the bunch bc they kinda time travel infrnt or near them & just, the realization the 2 of them go through of just ",,,,,,,,,,,,,,, WE KNEW IT" & theyre the 1s 2 tell them about their hypothetical that lex is producing,,,,making? creating another clone

not match or any others irs just not a canon clone @ all im making the clone

im lex luthor now nope nopne nope nope

anyways

wham bam pow they defeat the cloney guy the american way by shouting politics @ him((exaggerated theres also fighting))

they arrest lex who lets b honest wont stay in prison long BUT HEYYYYYY @ LEAST KONS FREE!!!!! i rlly want a cheesy moment where lex is trying 2 liek command kon 2 do smth but kon just bing like "man my names kon what is this who is that who r u speaking about??" bc kon gets his naem in the "future"

i just

listen

i have thoughts & they r VRY DISORGANIZED

after kiss fight

make out sloppy style if u will

this isnt their 1st kiss no1 on the team is surprised

plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssfdjaklhf

oh hey wasnt bart dying? oh yeah he is dying isnt he,,,,OH SHIT HES DYING yeah barts dying hes still dying

listen i dont WANT bart 2 die but god how in the hell is he going 2 get 2 another speedster? man, if only i knew losh lore this would b solved easily

still debating if bart dies bc MAN idk

i have 1 quote conversation((haha konversation guys im so oooo oooo ofunny)) that i want in this seris & its like

"im jealous, i was born inside a box((metaphorically)). u get 2 choose who u want 2 b, ur lucky 2 have that freedom" smth smth

then just "i was literally kept inside a vr prison but like, who says u cant choose?"

GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD i love cheesy stuff u dont understand

EXCEPT WHEN THE ANSWER IS "true love" GET THAT OUT OF HERE

anyways, those r my thgouths, i rlly was gonna keep them 2 myself but kajhfkjafd

this is such a basic idea i would not b surprised if some1 hasnt made smth close 2 this alr

also i dooooo kindaaaaaaaaaa have au designs 4 them? @ least a bit 4 kon who i stuck in a suit srry honey srry srry

& then theres bart whos just running around in his suit w/out the mask ofc bc y would a superhero even need a mask???? weirdddddd

i DO want 2 draw them all & i mean THEM ALL bc i like altering their designs 2 every au just a weeee little bit

2 the ppl ive sent bart w/small braids in his hair this is not the same au srry 2 disapoint

i cant w/this au i literally get kon called "13" or variants of "#13" 4 the majority of this au im so srry

sighhhhhhhhhhh this is a mess ok im done akjsfhjkfdfs

have doodles 4 ur troubles ig no those talking bubbles r not in order @ all sshhhhhhhhhhhh

thnx 4 readig igdhakjsfhkjdal I SHOULD b WORKINGGGGGGGGGG THERE IOS STUDYING 2 B DONE

would any1,,,,,,,,would any1 like 2 hear about my stupid konbart au where barts stuck in the future, kon is under lexs thumb, & yj consists of tim & the girls who basically all bully him, tana & roxy r a duo who r investigating lex dont even ask

im

this au is so stupid its actually just broken