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Celestial Bodies AU (maybe part 1/?)
Superman flew through space, eying the new galaxy that he and Batman had discovered the night before.
“So? What does it look like?” Batman asked him through the communications.
“Well…” Superman looked around. “It’s definitely weird. It has an enormous cluster of stars, but I’m not feeling stronger…”
“What? Are you saying that the radiation isn't working?"
"The stars here are all white stars or above, but they don't make me feel stronger. Actually... I think I'm feeling weaker too. Something is definitely wrong here."
Batman was quiet for only a moment before he asked, "Are you in any current danger? Can you defend yourself?"
"No, I'm fine. I don't sense any living beings around me. I can defend myself." Superman understood what Batman was trying to say. "Are you asking me to stay and continue observing?"
"If you can."
"Of course. I'll stay and continue investigating."
"Thank you," Batman said softly and Superman smiled at that.
"Don't sweat it! Let me get the receiver."
Superman pulled out the device that allowed him to connect to radio signals from space, and began turning it on. However, the moment it turned to life, the radio began to malfunction, short circuiting and turning into static as it shook itself. Superman nearly tossed it away before suddenly, it was normal again.
And then, the signal began to pick up.
And it began to sing.
Superman stared wide eyed as a symphony of music and singing came through the radio. It was a little choir of humming and barely audible voices, sounding as though they were underwater. Still, it was undeniably beautiful, like something heard from heaven.
"Batman," Superman said, hushed, "are you hearing this?"
"... yes."
"It's amazing! Are these stars making these sounds?" Superman continued flying, observing the blue and yellow stars, each radiating a heat that could not power him. He continued flying, listening to the ethereal song that called for listeners.
He hadn't been paying attention when he felt an ever sensed blistering heat and a force beginning to drag him forward. He turned his head and his eyes widened again before he cursed and flew a little distance away.
"Superman? What is it?"
"Batman, turn on your visuals," he said as he turned on the camera.
There was silence before Superman heard the barely audible click and then a buzz of a camera. The camera was attached to Superman and it would send the views back to Batman, allowing him to see just what Superman was freaking out over. When it turned on, Batman was silent for a moment, clearly as confused as Superman was feeling.
"... tell me what I'm seeing."
"A quasar, a protostar that is possibly becoming a blue star, a neutron star, and a black hole all coexisting right next to each other. As well as several planets all circling them like stars."
Superman watched the scene with a sense of both interest, awe, and horrified confusion.
The scene in front of him just wasn't possible. Not only would a black hole consume everything around it, there was already a quasar nearby doing the same thing with an even stronger force. However, the protostar and neutron star were fine even though they were so close, along with the few planets. The planetary nebula around the neutron star circled around each celestial object in an assembly line, flowing from the neutron star to the black hole to the quasar and then to the protostar. If the nebula wasn't taken by one celestial object, it was passed onto another.
Most of the nebula seemed to be absorbed by the quasar and protostar, but the two of them seemed to coexist in peace. The neutron star continued to spin and the black hole surrendered most of the nebula to its neighbors. The planets also spun peacefully, a few even had rings that were not taken by the quasar or black hole.
It was like only foreign objects, like Superman himself, would be absorbed.
It was fascinating. Like they were alive and knew how to live with one another.
Superman explained it to Batman in detail. Batman was silent before he said, "This shouldn't be possible. How could this occur? Unless there was some sort of external force that is keeping each astronomical object to themselves and prevents them from destroying each other, there's no way this could be a natural occurrence."
"Are you suggesting that this is man-made?"
"How could it be anything but? Aren't you listening to singing right now?"
Superman raised the receiver and the singing on the other side continued without pause, a constant symphony of voices.
"... you could be right. Do you want to try and make contact?"
"Yes. Send back a signal."
Superman pressed a few buttons on the receiver to send a radio message back and in an instant, the singing died down, leaving only a faint crackling and a water-like noise.
Biting the bullet, Superman then spoke into the receiver.
"Hello. My name is Superman, and I come from the Milky Way galaxy. I am a kryptonian from the planet Earth. I wish to peacefully connect with you, whoever you are."
More crackling.
Batman cursed softly in his ear and Superman winced, already feeling that he was too impulsive. However, just as he was about to backtrack and escape from this particular galaxy, there was a whispered, shuddery, "Hello."
Superman blinked and then called out, "H-Hello!"
There was silence again, only that underwater staticky noise coming through.
"Can I take this as you accepting my peace offering?"
"... yes."
The sound that came from the receiver seemed to come from many, all joining together into one.
There was a hitched gasp and then Batman hissed, "Keep talking! Ask them questions! Ask them if they want to make contact with us or if we can form an alliance!"
Superman nodded to himself and spoke into the receiver, "Can you see me?"
"We see you."
Superman paused and then continued in stride, "I'm sorry, but I can't see you. Can you show yourself?"
"In front of you."
There was nothing but the strange collection of celestial objects. Unless there was someone inside? It could be possible, but Superman hadn't detected anyone living around him for awhile now.
"Uh, I'm sorry, but—"
"In front of you."
Batman then said through the communicator, "Superman, the neutron star!"
The neutron star in front of him then began to spin faster and faster, before lighting up into a pulsar in the very next second.
Superman was stunned at the sight, as the radiation emitting from the neutron star passed over him over and over and over, radiating with a cold burn that resonated through his bones and made his limbs weak. The impossibly quick change from a regular neutron star into a pulsar only made him even more frightened as the radio signals made the receiver scream.
"We are here." The crackling voices said again, all as one.
Superman flew backwards, his breath caught in his throat.
"Superman?! Why did you go backwards?" Batman demanded.
Superman flinched and then he said softly, "Sorry. Instinct."
It was true. The fear that had entered his body had made him instinctively retreat. It was even worse than looking death in the eye. It was like the feeling of knowing the End of All, of knowing that your existence would be wiped out, of knowing that resistance would be futile and that your death wouldn't even be enough to save the ones you loved.
His heart pounded as he flew a little closer, enough to feel the heat from the quasar again and almost reluctantly said into the receiver, "Are you the neutron star?"
"We are all what you see in front of you."
"'We'? Are all of you speaking to me?"
The neutron star pulsed again, spinning just a little faster like before.
"I am the King. And these are my family."
The voice than switched out, a barely noticeable change in the difference because it was all the same voices speaking as one. However, now a different voice was leading.
"Ask your questions, Son of Jor-El. What do you seek?"
Superman's eyes widened. Then after a moment of silence, he said, "I am here to explore the universe and find protection for the planet I live on. Could you help us?"
"We are but objects in the sky. We will only answer questions."
Batman interrupted. "Ask them if they can see the future and if anything will happen to Earth."
Superman explained to the collection of celestial bodies, "This is my colleague and partner, Batman. We work together for Earth's safety."
"We know. He is the best of you."
There was silence from both Superman and Batman. Superman was stunned, but he also couldn't help but smile. "Yes, that is true. Can you see the future? Can you tell us if any dangers will be coming to earth."
Another voice came to life, taking the lead in speaking. "We can. Whatever comes, you and your Justice League can handle it."
Superman could hear Batman breathe a sigh of relief. Superman felt the same and he placed a hand on his heart as he gave a sigh of relief as well. "Thank goodness." Before Batman said anything, Superman asked, "Could you tell us more about yourself? How do you have a consciousness?"
The radio crackled and popped for a little while before the first voice, the one who called themself 'King' spoke up.
"We were like you once. But then I became a legend."
"Like me?" Superman asked.
Batman then said, "Ask them if they were human."
"Were you human?"
More silence.
And then—
"Yes."
Superman's eyes widened and he couldn't help but gasp in shock, a hand flying to his mouth as he stared at the celestial bodies in front of him, all of which used to be human. These enormous objects that used to be human, now forced to succumb to emptiness and spin in space without pause.
"Are... are you okay? We have magic users in our team, maybe we can offer you help?" Superman asked.
Batman hissed in the comms, "Superman! We don't even know them!"
The receiver crackled some more and the voice changed again. The sound of them being underwater seemed louder than ever.
"We are fine, Son of Jor-El. We are happy."
The person speaking switched to someone new.
"Ask your questions and then leave." The receiver quieted again. And then they spoke, "My little sister needs her rest for her rebirth."
Superman's eyes flicked over to the protostar, which was still absorbing most of the nebula. The only thing that could have possibly been 'reborn' was the protostar, as it needed to heat itself to start the transition to become a main sequence star. Was that one the little sister?
"Just two more questions, if that's alright." He could hear Batman's deep, frustrated sigh. He probably had more questions but was frustrated by Superman's curtesy and his lack of scientific curiosity. Superman knew he was annoyed but he felt an odd camaraderie with the celestial objects. He didn't want to anger them if necessary.
"Speak."
"How old are you? And will you help us again in the future?"
The receiver crackled.
The voice changed once more. "We are all far, far, far older than you imagine. Time does not work for us like other stars."
The speaker switched again. "But in human years, we have not reached our adult ages yet."
The honest confession made Superman's eyes widen, especially as he realized what they meant.
A bunch of children had turned into stars and black holes before they were even adults?
Superman was suddenly starkly reminded of Robin, Batman's sidekick, one of the very few children that he knew in their line of business. By Batman's silence, he was probably thinking along the same lines.
"Speak your last question and leave."
"Can the Justice League depend on you for further help and assistance in the future? I would like to come back if I can."
"Our King was once a hero too. Come if you need it."
That was when the quasar sent out a flare, the gases and planetary nebula around it rubbing against each other hard enough to send sparks Superman's way. It was clearly a warning, especially as the neutron star began spinning rapidly again, radiation beginning to light the air around him in a devastating chill.
"Leave," They all chorused.
Superman immediately turned away without hesitation. "Thank you very much! I will come again!"
The receiver did not speak again. Instead, the songs restarted and the voices continued to sing a song that he could not recognize. It was ethereal, if not haunting.
Superman was smiling as he left. Batman was silent in his ear and Superman finally asked, "So? What do you think?"
"... I think we need more information."
"You're just feeling soft because they said they were heroes and were also children," Superman teased.
"How do you know they weren't lying?" Batman sounded angry.
However, Superman wasn't concerned and only laughed. "Lying? For what? They could definitely rip me apart if they wanted. They even had a baby star with them."
"Hnn." The old softie definitely suddenly had a moment of heartache from remembering the baby star.
Superman glanced behind himself, where the fascinating cluster of stars, planets, and black holes all existed in harmony together. The quasar and neutron star lit the way alongside the other stars and the tiny galaxy grew smaller and smaller as Superman flew away.
Whatever this galaxy actually was, Superman would be glad if they could find the help they needed and helped the Justice League in turn.
".... let's come back in a month," Batman said, sounding like it was pulled out from his teeth.
It was good that Batman felt the same way.
Perhaps the next time Superman came, he could chat some more with this little galaxy?
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I did so much research for this, it's crazy 😭
Dan is the black hole and Danny is the neutron star. The reason is that both of them are technically star corpses (a large or high-mass collapsed or dead star can either result in nothing, a black hole, or a neutron star) and while Dan consumes everything around him, Danny is a remnant of a star before him. The planetary nebula that came from Danny going supernova is consumed by his siblings, mostly Jazz or Dani. Dan and Danny don't fight over it bc they love their sisters.
Dani is a protostar, which is also a baby star. I hc that she used to be a star before, but she's just restarting her rebirth until she becomes a black hole or a neutron star like her siblings :3
Jazz is a quasar, which is a different type of black hole, (inspired by this post I made). She and Danny light the way for their little galaxy.
Tucker and Sam are also there, as planets! They used to be stars but they're reborn as planets this time. Tucker is a desert planet with several Saturn-like rings of metals and sand. Sam is a terrestrial planet and is capable of life. All that's on her is plants and animals tho (they haven't gotten enough time to evolve yet). The rest of the crew (Valerie, Wes, etc) are also there and are planets. They never really reach the level of stars tho.
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THE SILLIEST AND GOOFIEST OF THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!
Alternate version!
#my art#one piece#monkey d. luffy#one piece fan art#sun god nika#sun god luffy#luffy gear 5#gear 5th#IM CRAZYYY#IM CRAZY#YOU HAVE NO IDEAAAA#one piece spoilers#major major one piece spoilers#wano spoilers
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pov you’re that cute pink-haired barista at the coffee shop
#adventure time#fionna and cake#marshall lee#adventure time with fionna and cake#adventure time fan art#selineabanto art#im crazy im crazyy you have no idea you have no ideaaaa
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BAILEY BASS as CLAUDIA 1.05 — "A Vile Hunger for Your Hammering Heart"
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#iwtvedit#usershelby#perioddramaedit#userstream#tvedit#claudia#claudia de lioncourt#claudia de pointe du lac#myedit#*#i trIEDDDDDD Omgggg can u tell i haven't made a colorful gifset in foreverrrr <3 UHGGHGH i just wanted to at least get thhis posted#OK I DONT MIND IT#I JUST DONT LIKEE THE ''OH MY'' GIF v.v#I HAD NO IDEAAAA WHAT I WAS DOING FRRRR#ANYWAY!!!!!!!! claudia :D#@ my bf HIIIII IF U SEE THIS BABYYYYYY ILY
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Omg imagine if Ghost got hurt in a mission and like his mask is drenched in liquid like I dunno blood or water or something, and he's half laying down on the ground, still reeling in
And Soap approaches him very gently, like he's a spooked animal, because he basically is, and kneels in front of him, with very soft hands reaching for his mask and he says with a quiet voice :
"Am gonnae lift yer mask, LT, I ken ye dinnae want tae, but ah dinnae want ye tae drown yerself... Ah hiv another one fer ye, a dry one, tae replace this one. If ye want tae, ah'll even close ma eyes tae dae it"
And it's Simon who looks back at him, feeling terrified but so in love that it hurts him to hold the words back and instead he just nods slightly, doesn't know if he wants Johnny to recognize the emotion in his eyes or not. Because he doesn't know if he can love him, if he can provide for him, keep him safe, and he doesn't know if he can keep himself safe if anything happens to his Johnny.
But Johnny closes his eyes and lifts the mask off and reaches in his pocket to take out a napkin and another of his masks, wipes the blood and water off his face and gently puts the other mask back on and it's just too much.
"I love you." Ghost says, and once it's done it doesn't feel like he can stop. "I love you, fuck I'm sorry Johnny, I love you"
Soap opens his eyes, feels a bit shocked but not as much as he would have expected. Because it makes so much sense, and he maybe already knew it even if he didn't dare to admit it. Didn't dare to hope. Instead he looks in Ghost's - no, Simon's - eyes, immediately reaches out to wipe the tears that cling to his pale lashes, and smiles.
"Yer a bit of a numpty aren't ye, Simon?" he says, pouring all the love he feels in his eyes. "ah've been in love with ye since the very beginning, dinnae apologize, please, yer more than enough fer me"
#cod mw2#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#ghostsoap#soapghost#btw the '''little''' comic i'm drawing is the longest thing i've done#it's going so slowly and i can't focus it's just awful lmaooo why is my brain like that it knew how i work when it gave me this ideaaaa
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yuirei for the soul <3
edit: hi everyone. today, on the 6th of august 2024, three days after finishing this image, posting it and proclaiming it the best thing i've ever drawn, i realized that i fucking drew reiko with an implied number of six fingers. i have no clue how i did that, how i managed not to notice it during the solid hour i spent just finding and fixing various imperfections in the image, or how i'm supposed to recover from that now. here's a fixed version. if you want to point and laugh you can look in the reblogs. have fun and also i swear to god i'm not an ai user i'm just dumb as bricks
#edit: i'll keep the old tags god bless my past self she was so proud of this drawing#quite possibly the best digital drawing i've done in my life#like. genuinely i am SO proud of this you have no ideaaaa#i enjoyed every second of making this too!!! fluffy yuri so therapeutic#only thing capable of making me draw a proper background apparently lol#bnha#class 1b#reiko yanagi#yanagi reiko#yui kodai#kodai yui#yuirei#yuireiko#tikto's art
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has anyone ever tried these two frames but with RookVil/ Vil x Yuu? just asking. Just a concept up in the air yknow...hmm could also fit Malleyuu but maybe im just rambling
#tragic love story concept#just an ideaaaa#just sayingg#god i love ALNST#everything Vivinos does is just amazing#twisted wonderland#twst#vil schoenheit#rook hunt#twst yuu
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𝑚𝑦 𝑎𝑑𝑣𝑖𝑐𝑒? 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑏𝑜𝑟��𝑜𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑦 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑦 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑝𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑑𝑜.
requested by @vellicore ✧.*
it's opening night at pete's place! | — pete’s place🤎
#chris evans#cevans#chris evans edit#chris evans gifs#pete brenner#pete brenner gifs#pete's place#pete brenner au#dark pete brenner#pete's place opening night#lila's reqs#pete brenner smut#pete brenner fics#pete brenner events#dark au#dark verse#this may or may not have been the scene that sparked this whole ideaaaa#— lila’s secret project🤎
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SETH WAS GONNA PUT US IN A TRUNK????
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Elster and Ariane time..
#signalis#signalis elster#elster#ariane#signalis ariane#fan art#sketches#i love these cuties so much you have no IDEAAAA#hugo art
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Your TrueForm!Sukuna X Concubine!Reader absolutely sends me. Amazing smutty angsty work, really thank you for sharing it 🥵🥰🤤
All these parts of this universe made me think of this lol. I’m thinking about the universe you created, that’s so cool😭
What IF Sukuna one time was fucking another one of the concubines one that he found to be the most annoying and bothersome. But he kept her around bc he enjoyed seeing her miserable/the drama she creates (he loves discourse- I think you said that- I agree). But one day she really pissed him off, acting fake obedient and innocent-dumb, copying some of his fav concubine(the reader)’s phrases or little gestures, kind of making fun of the reader, and it pisses him off so he fucks his fav concubine(the reader, ME, lol jk), but he fucks them right in front of the bitchy concubine, showing off how hot the reader is and how he’s only interested in the reader not even looking at the bitchy concubine just making her watch his obsession with the ravishing the reader. Just making bitchy concubine watch, Sukuna absolutely disgusted by her, not turned on by her being there at all, in fact he’s more pissed at her and wants to show her how stupid she was, and how much the reader means to him, before he killes that annoying B.
Just a lil scene my brain conjured based on these dynamics you’ve so perfectly written up. 🫶🏼
OUUUUUUU this is nastyyyy 🤳🏽 . iloveittttttt - honestly i can see why the other concubines would try to copy your personality / demeanour. like not even to mock you, but to try and see if sukuna would favour them as well if they act like you. literal copycats!!! and they fail horribly each time bcs sukuna is not buying it
so he’d definitely call you over and fuck you properly to show them that their little antics won’t work on him 👯♀️ he cleaaaaarly favors you and will only favor you - no one can replace you no matter how hard they try - which is basically the message he wants to emit with that
#sttoru responds.#such a good ideaaaa !!! thank you ^_^ writing it down#and thank you for the compliment mwah 😽
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I like the idea that Uprising!Tron is a bridge between Tron & Rinzler in a feral, will rip out your throat, & desperately needs to be locked into the tightest bear hug in the world kinda way uwu
#nok draws#messy up!tron practice ideas idk#i have no ideaaaa just sketching while im stuck at work blehhhh
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Adventures of Wally & The Gang (plus their Caretaker)
Off Script Shenanigans
Warnings: None. Humor, wholesome content.
Word Count: 1,513
Brief Description: The Welcome Home cast is alive and live alongside humans. You have been contracted to be their Caretaker, tending to their needs, schedule, and keeping them from (getting themselves into) bad publicity. The gang has some downtime on set, entertaining themselves or each other with nonsensical activities to pass the time as the Technical Director works on fixing the issues.
Welcome Home belongs to @partycoffin [in no means is my work canon]
Dedication: @kandavers
[ /I hope this gives you a little serotonin boost, I’m cheering you on from my side of the world! ]
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The studio was as energetic as ever. Production had halted due to technical difficulties that needed to be resolved. You lazily sat on one of the deck chairs, elbow on the armrest, cheek leaning against your palm as you scanned across the set and watched some of the cast members. You were glad to get a break and off your feet.
[Eyes first land on Sally]
Sally was going over the script, suggesting certain scenes to be revised with the Director, and penciling in changes.
Sally: “I just think we really should include a song during this scene, making it more—lively, ya know?”
You overheard her conversation, chuckling as the Director gave her a puzzled look. You weren’t sure how much more ‘lively’ the show could be with the beautiful array of bright colors and every other episode already containing musical numbers. “Oh! Maybe even a dance sequence—”
[Eyes pan towards Poppy]
You watched as the red fluff of feathers hummed to herself, sitting near a basket of props. You couldn’t tell what she was doing exactly, but it looked like she was probably knitting something? Well, she had her hobbies outside of teaching children their ABC’s.
[Next, you saw Julie]
Julie: “Howdy-ho neighbors! Come tour the Welcome Home set with me!”
A small smile formed on your lips as you watched the bubbly puppet hold her phone slightly above her face as she chatted with fans on her live feed.
Your eyes trained on her for a minute as she walked about, introducing some of the wardrobe designers and makeup artists that work on her outfits, looks, and so on. As she moved on, you kept watching as Julie draped an arm around Wally’s shoulders before he could snatch up one of the apples sitting at the spread table, adjusting her phone so both were in the frame of view.
Julie: “Wally Darling, say hello to everyone!”
Wally: “Well hello dear neighbors! Hope you’re all looking forward to the next episode.” He waved, smiling.
Barnaby soon came up from behind the two with a large grin, saying hello as well. You could tell the chat was going absolutely insane getting to interact with them. You giggled at their antics, happy that they got to spend some time with people from all around the world, even if it wasn’t during one of their face-to-face meet-and-greets.
Probably one of the many things you admired about them.
Although sometimes crazy (and difficult to handle), they were always dedicated to entertaining the masses with wholesome content. On camera anyhow. It was your job to make sure no scandalous rumors ended up in the media; constantly protecting their image off screen. You’d hate to see the show canceled, especially since you were dedicated not only to the basis of the show but because you deeply cared for them.
Julie: “Oh! Barnaby, someone asked how many things you’re able to juggle at once.”
Barnaby: “Well, let’s see. Hey, lil’ buddy, toss me a few of those apples will ya?”
Julie released her light hold on Wally, flipping the camera so she could point the phone toward the pair. She stepped back as Wally began gently tossing a few apples in Barnaby’s direction. The blue mass caught them with ease, beginning to juggle. 1…2...3…4….
Barnaby: “Ha! Too easy, c’mon, toss me a few more.”
Julie: “Oh, oh! Someone also said to make it more challenging.”
Wally: “Guess we just have to give our dear neighbors what they’re asking for.” He muses, scanning the spread table and grabbing one of the bananas, then tossing it toward Barnaby.
Again, catching it with ease, Barnaby chuckled as he nodded toward the soda cans. Wally picked one up, tossing them his way.
Barnaby: “…5….6!” The juggling continued, items being tossed a bit higher to make some space as he caught and tossed, and tossed, and tossed.
Julie: “Think you can handle any more?”
Barnaby: “I’m the Great Barnaby B. Beagle, nothing can stop me now!”
Wally looked over, pondering what to toss his friend next. He decided on some sunglasses, then grabbed one of the bowling pin props and a small stress ball out of a box one of the stagehands was carrying as they scooted by.
Wally: “…7…8….9….”
You continued to watch, tilting your head up slightly as Barnaby’s juggling began to waver and then steady.
Barnaby: “Let’s make it an even 10. Toss me one more please.”
There weren’t many other options readily available until Wally saw one of the saran-wrapped sandwiches on the table. Picking it up, he tossed it but misjudged the distance as Barnaby jolted to catch it. Stepping forward, he caught it, but it threw off the balance of the juggled circle and the items began slightly leaning more and more until Barnaby began staggering toward you.
You perked up, stiffening. You noticed he was moving toward one of the cables on the floor, which was unfortunately not taped down to prevent a tripping hazard.
Caretaker: “Barnaby, wait—”
Too late.
Barnaby: “Whoa--!” The puppet’s foot was caught underneath the cable, the apples, banana, sandwich, sunglasses, bowling pin prop, stress ball, and can of soda flying in your direction.
Everything crashed down around you, save for the soda can, which plummeted right in front of you. The sheer velocity of the aluminum can hitting the ground had enough force to burst, a steady, but violent stream of soda onto your face. (Did everything that went wrong have to be an overly exaggerated gag bit?)
You held your hands out to try and shield yourself, aggressively coughing as you accidentally inhaled the fizzy beverage through your nose. After what felt like an eternity, it finally stopped blasting in your face.
Both Wally and Julie were immediately by your side, asking if you were okay, while Barnaby repeatedly apologized from the ground. You could hear the commotion around you as Sally ran to grab a towel, Poppy squawking in concern somewhere in the background.
Wally: “Care, are you okay?” He asked, reaching over, and gently placing a hand on your arm. “Are you hurt—” He stopped, eyes widening slightly as you began to laugh under your breath, which soon turned into loud, boisterous laughter.
You didn’t quite open your eyes since the soda stung, but you couldn’t help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation. Doubling over, you just couldn’t stop yourself from cracking up. Both Wally and Julie sighed in relief, smiling as you confirmed you were okay. As you calmed down from your fit of laughter, you thanked Sally for the towel and wiped your face.
Wally: “Well, I’m glad you’re alright Caretaker. It’s also nice to see you having more fun.”
Julie: “Yeah! You have such a wonderful laugh! You should do that more often.”
Barnaby: “Pfft—you call that a laugh? It was more of like a goose hon—” His mouth shut automatically as you gave the blue puppet a warning glance. “Uh.. ha, ha, ha. I mean, your laugh is fantastic Care!” He backtracked before standing and looking you over. Placing his hands on his hips, he shifted his weight to one leg, smiling down at you. “But, it does sound refreshing to finally have you let loose.”
You shake your head, wrapping the towel around your shoulders.
Julie: “Oh! Right!” Julie swapped her phone camera again, leaning closer and placing you both in the frame. “Hey, hey neighbors! Crisis averted! They’re A-O.K.! But let me also introduce you to the most important member of the Welcome Home Cast! This is our dear Caretaker! They work super hard!”
Wally: “That’s right. They always take great care of us.” He adds, leaning closer despite the threat of getting his felt sticky.
Sally: “And they’re super cool!”
Barnaby: “Not to mention, a real spitfire.” He nudged your shoulder gently once he made his way to you.
At this point, Poppy, Eddie, Howdy, and Frank had appeared, joining in the cascade of praises. You were a bit too stunned to speak, not quite used to being complimented so much. You definitely weren’t anticipating this. You were skeptical at first, but their words were truly genuine as each of the cast members looked over to you with smiles reaching all the way up to their eyes. You heard and saw the swift pings of comments from the fans, not being able to read all of them, but catching a glimpse of the ‘hello Caretaker’, ‘keep doing your best’, and ‘you’re incredible’.
Caretaker: “I… thank you….” You replied sheepishly, feeling your face begin to flush. You reached up, grabbing one of the ends of the towel that was wrapped around your shoulders, bringing it up to your nose to hide the blush that had formed.
All cast members, in unison: “No, thank YOU, Caretaker!”
[Bonus]
You would later clean yourself up and ended up scolding Barnaby, Wally, and Julie about the dangers of carelessly tossing so many things in the air without properly considering their surroundings. Someone could have seriously gotten hurt after all.
#[fffff----- i went over board again. i cant seem to shorten them lmao]#[my writing is so inconsistent. the brain rot is eating at me]#marsfics#welcome home off script#Adventures of Wally & The Gang (plus their Caretaker)#Adventures of Wally & The Gang (plus their Caretaker) series#[throws out another one of these]#[i srsly cant get enough of Barnaby being such a jokester]#[gASP--- House of Cards AU merhaps?]#[too many ideaaaas--]#wally darling x reader#wally x reader
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you talking about merman Des made this untethered idea pop in my head:
You know the style of mermaids that can easily transform from mermaid to human by drying off? So long as they're dry they have legs, but if they get wet their legs transform back into a tail?
Consider: this is the real reason why Altaïr avoids the water and Desmond de-syncs every time he falls in.
YOUR MİİİİND İS HUGEEEE!!! Thats such a great idea I was struggling w coming up w Altaïr promts other than the basic "Des saves him from drowning" gigabrain H20!Altaïr lol
I can imagine Malik learning about it when he runs the Jarusalem Bureu and Injusred Altaïr just faceplant falls into the little fauced pool lol
Desmond would try to save Altaïr when he sees him in that boat mission thinking Altair doesnt know how to swim and dives in after
#IK ppl hate the boat mission but luckly when I played I only fell once so it was ezy yippii#asks#altaïr ibn la'ahad#assassin's creed#desmond miles#ur giga brain thats such a good ideaaaa
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@vsagis liked x for a soft moment.
THE NIGHT PULSES AROUND THEM, ALIVE AND BRIGHT, as persephone steers the bike expertly past clumps of cars and pedestrians hurrying across the street. their hair is coiled into a tight braid and tucked into the biker jacket. if izuku presses close enough, the familiar smells of persephone — leather, coffee, campfire smoke, the vanilla oil rolled onto her pulse points — nearly overpower the motor-oil scent the bike gives off.
eventually, she comes to a stop outside a line of hole-in-the-wall stores closed for the night, all except one open door that has no sign in front of it but shines from the inside with gentle yellow lamplight.
there look to be no customers inside, nor on the streets around them in this part of town at this hour. seph does not seem overly concerned about this. on the contrary, when they swing their leg off the bike and pull the helmet off, her face is flushed with exhilaration and her eyes are incredibly bright. ❝ you good? didn't make you sick or anything, did i? ❞
#>> IN.#vsagis#{ THE LIL DINER IDEAAAA stuck in my head from when we talked abt it before. hehe }#{ the old blind lady who seph's been gettin coffee from since she was a teeen }
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can you wrap your strings around me, i wanna know what it feel like am curious
Oh? a free doll?
Well of course ^^
How do you feel? Hm :)?
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