#THIS GRUMPY PIECE OF SHIT

[clock-06]

Curly Mouthwashing I dislike you but I could never hate you.

Mouthwashing has me by the throat rn shoutout to ADHD and hyperfixations

The only truly innocent person on board is Anya, Daisuke I love you dude but I feel like you could’ve helped Anya and just kinda assumed someone else was gonna do it. Swansea, you kinda redeemed yourself but not enough.

Jimmy deserves to live in horse purgatory forever

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Well, that was a much bigger shitstorm than I had been expecting.

First of all, kid's ok, they just kept him over night because he's so young and concussions are a bit more of a risk, especially given his extensive medical history. Thankfully though, he seems to be on the mend, and he should be home by the time you Darlings are seeing this post.

As for why you're seeing this post, originally I was just meant to be playing emergency babysitter until the dad finished work and got home, but unfortunately he's just as big of a piece of shit as he usually is (Why they're still together and actively having more kids I have no idea) and decided that since someone was already with the kids, then instead of rushing home like he was asked to by his wife, he was going to make the best of it and go out drinking with his friends.

Both his wife and his elderly mother in law tried to contact him, but after the third set of calls, he turned off his phone. Not once did he ask who was with his kids, or how his injured son was, all he cared about was going out and drinking. (I sincerely hope she leaves his arse soon. Holy shit)

The mum did apologise to me repeatedly, but since their only living family is her elderly mother who is by no means capable of looking after five kids under the age of seven, she really didn't have a choice but to rely on me until her or her (shitty) husband could return home. And for obvious reasons, she couldn't exactly leave a four year old in the hospital by himself.

In the end, the "dad" didn't get home until about nine am this morning, stinking of grog, and I don't feel comfortable leaving them with him. I did quickly head back and grab a charger for my phone so that I could type this up, but since the youngest ones will be waking from their after feed nap soon, and the mum is still a way's off from getting back, I'm probably not going to have time to sort through my reblogs properly.

On a small positive note though, it does look like all my stuff is back now, so I should be able to go back to posting older reblogs tomorrow. For now, I'm just going to focus on the kids and then go back and crash into my own bed.

Thank you for your understanding and patience, Darling ones. Please remember to take care of yourselves 🖤

[feinv]

I’d love know! what pet-names that constantine loves to call the reader by or what he usually calls her.

note: i’m the same girlie who sent you the constantine x hyperfem!reader the other day i think i should have a nickname to distinguish myself from other anons because i will drown you with more constantine asks in the future/hj 🤗

if i’m being extremely for real right now, i think he would mostly refer to you by your name. but a girl can always dream.

doll

when he is in a good mood and just wants to compliment you without actually saying something nice (because he is an ass), he would use doll or dollface. you would often play dress up and ask his opinion on which outfit looks better, to which he would simply shrug with “looks good either way, doll.” (he is mesmerized)

angel

self-explanatory. he knows, he has seen that biblically accurate angels are nothing like the pure, innocent, light creatures with wings and halos, but it doesn’t stop him from thinking you are one. you are just so sweet and kind, and especially compared to him, you most definitely are an angel.

“come on, angel. we’re going out,” his strong hand on your lower back, guiding you through the door.

kid

shut up you can’t convince me he doesn’t use this when he is annoyed or mad at you. both to imply that you are acting like a literal child and being over dramatic and that he is so much more mature than you are. smh.

“get off me, kid. i have things to do,” fussing when trying to disconnect your arms from his torso but you just won’t let him go.

“kid, are you serious? i leave you alone for two minutes and you get yourself in trouble,” scoffing and shaking his head at you in disbelief when you just walked around to look some cute shops and wondered into a random alley.

[shima-draws]

Anyway speaking of poly trios. Have any of you considered Lawlusan because MANNNN.

[aotomegane]

Can you spot the difference? No? Cause there’s none!

[dittolicous]

ok hear me out

kirk/spock/bones = luffy/zoro/sanji

[harumasafart]

Huge fan of characters that are narcissistic, rude, jaded geniuses who have reached the point in life where theyre just doing whatever interests them at the moment, never worried about fulfilling the rest of their time in life because they’ve immortalized themself and are a huge name among the people of their region

Also love when they have a younger character that sticks like a thorn in their side, but theyre so refreshing and interesting that they cant help but want to dissect and pick their brains so they let them stick around

[nbspacegay]

Losing ur appetite/hunger cues is such a batshit response to having a mental health problem like oooh let me starve about it im sure that will fix me

[real-frog-girl-shit]

just watched deadpool and wolverine and SORRY but their relationship is my personality now IS THAT OK???

[mutalune]

on one hand I am very glad that ketamine therapy has been helpful for my severe depression and anxiety and ptsd and whatever else is going on up there, and I’m grateful that it’s available to me as part of my treatment plan

on the other hand I’m not a huge fan of the payment for that help being a 50/50 chance every time of having a bad trip that unlocks some deep scary part of my psyche and then having to address all of that in therapy until the next trip

[eryanlainfa]

The Varian in my brain literally every day for shock value: I killed my mom, so-

FJFDKLDHDJDDK LMAO your Varian sounds like a fun guy

So glad to hear. They're just all like that uh

[dyedviolet]

The only thing worse than a group project is a group project with vague directions.

[schumigrace]

I just. can't deal with those friends that get pissy when u don't respond like yes I know you can see that I'm active but that doesn't mean I want a conversation right now

[smolpinklady]

My brother has been taking care of my cat since I don’t have a room as a compromise but he gets pissed sometimes with my cat “tendencies”

And I know my cat sometimes gets more restless than usual

My cat makes messes sometimes or gets into things he’s not supposed to

My brother has been slamming his doors, angrily going in and out of the garage for whatever the fuck he needs to do

I’m WAITING for the day he openly complains about taking care of my cat because I will chew his ASS OUT

[aotomegane]

Idk why but I think this panel is hot as fuck

[greenfiredragonfly]

I don't have any patience for this in group - out group bullshit. If I didn't have such a love for OM going back to childhood, and a genuine desire for the program to flourish and benefit kids, I WOULD be like "fuck this shit I'm out" and just stop being involved.