#THIS FUCKING NARRITAVE IS EVERYWHERE.

[puhpandas]

the fact that Ellis's eyes are green (Tony's color) and Tony's eyes are blue (Gregory's color)

[the-knife-consumer]

AND IM NOT DONE ON THE VAMPIRES NO-SIREE

Its a thing ive seen in fuckinh best sellers where they're OLY USED AS A TOOL TO FURTHER DRIVE THE NARRITAVE OF ROMANCE AND IM LIKE!! NO!!!!!!!!!

It could just be that im a stickler for horror but,, in my opinion so much of the characterization of vampires, and werewolves, has been lost to time bc of the push for them to be romanticized. Theyre!! Not supposed to be hot!!! Idk how the fuck im supposed to explain something like this bc obvi its not bad by any means to have them depicted like that bc its just people having fun and writing what they like. Monster fucker rights i advocate for monster fuckers you guys are welcome here but OH MY GOD

ITS EVERYWHERE

BRO I JUST WANNA READ A HORROR NOVEL WHERE THE VAMPIRE ISN"T DESCRIBED AS SOME CHISELED MARBLE MAN. VAMPIRES ARE FREAKY!! THEY"RE DEAD!! I JUST WANT TO READ A STORY WHERE A WEREWOLF DOESN"T RETAIN ANY HUMAN FEATURES AND IS A TOWERING TEN FOOT TALL BEAST THAT JUST WRECKS SHIT AND KILLS FOR A NIGHT. PLEASE. ITS DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND THAT SHIT

Anyway yeah thanks for coming go my ramblings of the forsaken

What’s your favorite type of ship trope 😉

Literally anything that's super soft and sweet bc i can't handle sad stuff most of the time unless i'm the one who wrote it 🥲🥲🥲 but as far as the actual structure i um. I guess it changes w/ whatever ship i like atm

Speaking of witch,, aheehee i found an old lacenet fic in my docs that's sort of a: (past)enemies> friendly rivals> lovers(???) Fic and i've picked it up again bc hhhbbnnnjmng Bugs

As for aus i really like. Pirates 🙂 funny pirates go yoho funny. Ohg and the exploration of one of them being a monster. And by exploration i don't mean like oohhh sad vampire cant find any blood its dying for the second time u gotta give it ur own blood boohoo i mean like. I wanna see a character that doesn't give up its blood and sets healthy boundaries bc like. Just go grab a goat for it to snack on or something idiot. Self persevere for once (can u tell how much the writing for vampire aus irk me even though i love the idea of them bc there are just so many solutions to minor problems and the non-vampire ALWAYS ends up self sacrificing in a situation that could be solved 30 bajillion other ways)

WOW THIS WAS AN INCREDIBLY DETACHED RAMBLE SORRY