#THIS FOOK ME AN HOURNEKS

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How would one explain Honey Dew? Would he be like a sweet heart by day but rough at night or a ball of fluffanutter? While Horchata will fuck the daylights out of you and make sure you know who Papi is, Honey Dew might be sweet as pie making sure you're okay and be his little sugar plum gum drop. Hmm 🤔

Character Analysis: Henry Stencils

Category: Split Personality

Honeydew: •sweet, caring, giggly baby•has two twinkling dimples •rose petals appear from the sky wherever he goes (no one knows why…)•a Smol Tol™ •every time he blinks, stardust falls from his eyelashes•every time he laughs, a baby deer is born•is actually the sun + the moon & the stars•could never hurt a fly•instead of killing the fly, he takes a tiny piece off of his toaster strudel and places it near the bug in order to form a mutually beneficial and peaceful alliance•butterfly kisses galore •sponges his lips all over your face– eyelids, cheeks, nose, chin, down your jaw, across your forehead– until you’re a giggling mess and cradles your face in his hands, smiling all soft and fondly•wears Hawaiian dad shirts that cost more than a gastric bypass surgery•has had the same three pairs of jeans since 2013 and they all make his dicc disappear•only wears huge heeled boots made of velvet and suede, settling for nothing less than YSL and Gucci bc he’s allergic to being basic•borrowed Willy Wonka’s glasses and never gave them back whOoPs •his hair is actually a spray-painted cloud of love and support •tiny baby ears and puffy nipples•smiles all big and toothy with his eyebrows raising up, resulting in a new galaxy being formed •isn’t scared to show his emotions bc he loves the world and it loves him back•sings and dances to Avril Lavigne’s Girlfriend while making Mickey Mouse-shaped pancakes…it’s 3:24 AM.•feels guilty after jacking off •#Save the Bees•when you go to shake his hand, he pulls you into a hug instead•"I had a dream about trains!“•tries to give everyone happiness, even at the expense of his own