#THESE FOOLS GOT S C A L P E D

[loriane-elmuerto]

— OCs as horror tropes

Got tagged by @chuckhansen, @shellibisshe, and @corvosattano to do this uquiz for my clownies. Thank you alllllll!!! 💕💕💕💕

gonna tag @queennymeria, @florbelles, @roofgeese, @minaharkers, @pheedraws, @nightbloodbix, @shadowglens, @jendoe, @dickytwister, @risingsh0t, @cptcassian, @indorilnerevarine, @jackiesarch, @countessrooster, @cryptcombat, and @lucky-107, and everyone that I undoubtedly missed 😭

the lover

love has brought you to this place, and it will not let you leave. fear clutches you, constricts you, and it will have you killed– and yet, it is still no match for the bounty of your heart. you will try as hard as you can to protect the object of your affections. evil is nothing in the face of your warmth. even if you are successful in protecting your lover, that does not guarantee your own survival. your heart has doomed you, but what greater death is there than dying for love?

the haunted house

decrepit and falling apart at the seams; time has not been kind to you, has it? termites have nestled in your bones, and stray cats find comfort in your sinews. you may be victim to time and erosion, but your abandoned corpse remains a refuge for unwanted things. vermin and ghosts thank you. what greater kindness can there be than offering shelter?

the ancient evil

they have wronged you. perhaps, once, you were something powerful– something to be looked at with adoration and worship and fear. but time does not yield to you, and when you lay to sleep, you awake to find yourself forgotten. your rage is insatiable. no matter what, you will make sure they do not forget this time.

the ghost

death is not the end for everyone. it certainly was not the end for you. something within you tethers you here, like a heavy chain, and keeps you from well-deserved rest. love, rage, hunger, fear– do you even remember what it was? you wander here, awake, and your body lies below, asleep. maybe someone will find your disturbed grave and grant you a proper ending.

the killer

was there ever a choice? maybe, but that fork in the road is far, far behind you. you surround yourself now with sharp things, tools to harm, and they have become your only family. you are the thing that goes bump in the night, and you hunt for scurrying mice like a hungry cat. maybe, just maybe, though, one can finally put an end to your hunt, and allow you to finally rest.

the final girl

you're very tired, aren't you? thrashing and fighting and trying to survive– it has taken its toll, but that has not stopped you. you'll continue to gnaw and scream and bare teeth until you can free yourself from this mess, even if it means being the last one left. there is rest at the end of this hard battle, i promise you. there is a time when the fight will be over– but fighting is all you know, isn't it?

[kolsmikaelson]

— ART DONALDSON NSFW ALPHABET

NOTES — been deep in my mike faist era for the longest time and i’m so obsessed w art it’s bad, so here we are! hope you enjoy <3.

WARNINGS — 18 + content mdni, fem!reader, not proofread

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

needy as fuck. he’ll grab his shirt that had been tossed to the floor to clean you up quickly before tossing it back onto the floor and just wrapping himself around you, keeping his head on your chest.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he looooves his arms, he always liked them, but maybe how much you like them is what made them his favorite. he’s obsessed with your legs, he loves the way they feel when they’re wrapped around his head while he’s eating you out or how they feel wrapped around his waist when he’s pounding into you.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he loves to cum on your tits. it’s his favorite place to cum, other than inside of you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

the two of you met in college, when he was much less experienced, so one time when patrick is visiting he recruits him into teaching him how to fuck you better. art knew he was alright but he wanted to be great for you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

not super experienced, sure he’d fooled around some before he met you but that’s about it. with some help from patrick he definitely knows what he’s doing.

F = Favorite position ( goes without saying)

cowgirl. he’s a tit guy and loves that he can see your tits bouncing in his face while you’re riding him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

it can go either way, usually he’s a little on the goofy side, but sometimes, after a bad match he’s not in the mood to be goofy.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

not clean shaved by any means but he keeps everything under control.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

the most romantic. showering you with love and affection is all that he wants to do <3.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

used to jerk off so often, but as the two of you got older he did it less and less but maybe that’s because you were always there to do it for him.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

praise kink (giving or receiving), size kink, spit kink, little bit of a mommy kink if he’s feeling really needy.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

his dorm, his car (but only if parked in a decently secluded place), or the shower.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

winning gets him going, the adrenaline from the game and from winning gets the best of him every time.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

no choking, you specifically, every once in a while he’d be okay with you lightly squeezing his throat while you’re on top of him riding him.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

definitely prefers giving, he’d spend as long as you let him finding out what makes you tick, exploring every inch of your cunt, but he’d never turn down a blowjob if offered.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

both! but usually fast and rough.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he loves them. a quickie before a match or before you leave for class, always put you both in a good mood.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

yes and no, it just depends on what you or he wanted to try. but he’d always at least consider it for a while if you were to ask to try something new.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

2-3 rounds usually, sometimes it could be 4. he lasts a decent while, as long as he gets you off first then he’ll let himself cum, though sometimes he’s cum in his pants when he’s eating you out but really it’s a win-win situation.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he’ll use your vibe on you every once in a while but usually he’s not huge on toy usage. but he’s not completely against it either.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he gets better at it over time but you’re usually the one doing all the teasing instead of him.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

so loud, he’s always whimpering and whining and moaning in your ear.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

just like patrick, he’d try and feel put how you felt about having a threesome with patrick, because at the end of the day, whether they’d admit it or not they’re not complete without the other but that doesn’t mean he loves you any less, because trust that man to be absolutely obsessed with you.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

a good 5-6 inches soft, and pretty girthy too. and he knows just how to use it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

pretty high. he’s obsessed with you and obsessed with fucking you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

oh he’s out like a light. his eyes are droopy when he’s cleaning you up but the moment his head falls onto your chest, he’s done for.

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[1moonflame8]

Things I honestly believe Crowley would say

A) Today I will be as useless as the 'G' in lasagna!

B) Gabriel: Was that a threat?

Crowley: Did it sound like a compliment?

C) I'm sorry what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit.

D) You think I give a fuck who doesn't like me? Bitch my own family doesn't like me!

E) I would like to apologize to anyone who I have not yet offended, please be patient and I will get to you shortly.

F) I'm sorry I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions.

G) My idea of 'help from above' is a sniper on a roof.

H) Don't fucking bark if you can't fucking bite.

I) My entire life can be summed up to one sentence..."Well that didn't go as planned!"

J) My Mama didn't raise no fool. A fucking psychopath maybe but not a fool.

K) Crowley: I didn't do it.

Aziraphle: Then why are you laughing.

Crowley: Because whoever did is a freaking genius!

L) Aziraphle: You have to listen to reason!

Crowley: But reason is boring!

M) Crowley: If you're going to break my heart, can we do it outside?

Aziraphle: But it's raining.

Crowley: That way I can go all-in on my melodramatic movie moment!

N) Beelzebub: Are you insane!?

Crowley: Do you really want me to answer that?

O) I'm going to pretend I got a super important text and go somewhere that's not here so...bye.

P) Now that I made it weird, I'm going to make my exit.

Q) Crowley: Will you be quiet!?

Gabriel: I didn't say anything!

Crowley: Well stop thinking so loud!

R) If you tell me again that we can't do this, I'm going to kick you somewhere you're not going to enjoy.

S) Haster: Are you even listening?

Crowley: Yes, it just takes me a while to process so much stupid all at once.

T) Gabriel: Why are you glaring at me?

Crowley: I'm hoping you'll spontaneously combust.

U) Crowley: Did you just... agree with me?

Aziraphale: Oh I wish I could take-

Crowley: Nope! You said it! No take-backs!

V) Eric: Okay, what did I do?

Crowley: What do you mean?

Eric: You look like you want to rip my head off.

Crowley: Sorry, that's just how my face works.

[yourimagines]

hii could you do like a fluff alphabet for khabib and islam please? <33

Yesss

What they adore about you

* English is not my first language I apologise

* Triggers: fluff

Khabib

A = Admiration, what he absolutely adore about you: Your face when it lights up when you talk about the things that makes you happy, he loves to see that twinkle in your eyes.

B = Body, what is his favorite part of your body: you’re beautiful eyes, they tell everything about you. How you feel, what you’re thinking about. He loves to get lost in them.

C = Cuddling, how he likes to cuddle: You laying on his chest, his arms wrapped protectively around you, his head laying on top of yours so he can plant a kiss or two.

D = Dates, what his ideal date with you would look like: When it’s raining he loves to cook something together at home. When the weather is good enough he loves to take you out on a picnic date, enjoy the basics of life.

E = Emotions, how he express his emotions around you: He controls them very well, you saw him only once being very angry and it wasn’t at you. He’s an open person to you but he would never lash out on you, he saves that for his students at the gym.

F = Family, does he want one? If he does, when: Yes he wants a family, a big one and he wants it right after he retired, he’s more at home now and has more time to be a father.

G = Gifts, how he feels about gift giving? What is his habit when it comes to this: he loves to give you flowers or something you really need, he doesn’t like to give stuff just to give you stuff, it needs to have a reason behind it. He gives you every Friday flowers, every time different once.

H = Holding Hands, when/how he likes to hold hands: He likes to hold your small hand in his, in twined. He holds your hand when you go to a busy location because he doesn’t want you to get lost or when he feels like you want some affection from him when you’re in public.

I = Injury, how he would act if you got hurt: he tries to be calm to have a clear mind so he can think clearly but if he sees you’re okay he would lose his temper a bit to find out what happened and who did it to you. If you’re just being clumsy he would give you a lecture about being more careful for the next time.

J = Jokes, does he likes to joke around with or prank you and how: he likes to joke around, like making you say funny things in his language or something like that but doesn’t like to fool your feelings, he would never disrespect or hurt your feelings with a joke or prank

K = Kisses, how he likes to kiss you: he likes to kiss the top of your head, especially when you guys are cuddling.

L = Love, how he shows you he loves you: He’s always there for you, he always picks up his phone if you call him, he brings you every Friday flowers, makes time for you when you need him or brings the stuff you need from the store without you asking him.

M = Memory, favourite memory together: Marrying each other, the whole day was perfect and you guys even felt more in love with each other.

N = Nightmare, what is his worst fear: losing you, he’s afraid that one day you are gone and he has to live his life alone , without you next to him.

O = Oddity, what is one quirk he haves: His English accent. He tries to improve his English language but it’s difficult for him.

P = Pet Names, what he likes to call you: My love. You’re his love so he calls you a lot my love.

Q = Quality Time, how he likes to spend time with you: At home, cooking or gardening together. Nothing to crazy he likes a calm private life with you.

R = Rhythm, what song reminds you of him: his walkout song ‘The Eagle's song 'Stream Дагестан Сабина Саидова’ because he doesn’t really listen to music anymore.

S = Secrets, how open is he with you: He tells you everything, you’re his muse and he’s yours. He trusts you with his life. He thinks it also important to share these things with each other, it keeps the relationship healthy.

T = Time, how long did it take you to get together: 5 months because he didn’t want to scare you off because he’s a fighter and his English wasn’t the best at that time.

U = Upset, how does he acts when you’re upset: Calm, listens to you and gives you the room to let all your emotions out, he’s there for you and will make it better.

V = Vaunt, what is he proud of, Does he likes to show you off: He’s proud of you moving in with him, in Abu Dhabi and in Dagestan and he likes to remind people that.

W = Warrior, how would he feel about you fighting? Would he fight for you: he doesn’t like to see you hurt but he teaches you some self defence. He always has your back and will fight for you.

X = X-Ray, how well can he read you: He knows when something is bothering you, he knows what you want and he can tell in what mood you are.

Y = Yes, how would he propose to you: On your dream trip, he plans it all out, beautiful ring and goes on one knee.

Z = Zen, what makes him feel calm: you by his side, especially at night. He likes to hold you at night, he sleeps better when you are there. But a good intense training at the gym makes him calm down too if he’s angry.

Islam

A = Admiration, what does he absolutely adore about you: you’re patience you have with him, he’s an handful sometimes but also the passion you have for your hobbies.

B = Body, what is his favorite part of your body: you’re hands, they are smaller and softer than his hands. His hands are bigger and rougher, your hands perfectly fits in his as they where made for each other.

C = Cuddling, how he likes to cuddle: Spooning, holding you from behind. His head nuzzled in the crook of your neck, placing soft kisses on your shoulders.

D = Dates, what his ideal date with you look like: Going to a restaurant for some dinner after that going for a midnight drive in his car and end the date with watching the stars together.

E = Emotions, how he express his emotions around you: He’s trying his best but sometimes he hides his sadness from you, he doesn’t want you to think he’s a crybaby or not strong enough for you.

F = Family ,does he want one, If he does when: yes he wants a family but not now, he’s very busy with his career but he’s secretly thinking about it so who knows.

G = Gifts, how he feels about gift giving? What is his habit when it comes to this: he spoils you, a little bit to much tho. If you say oh that’s cute, the next day you have it. He’s loves to buy stuff for you.

H = Holding Hands, when/how he likes to hold hands: he holds hands with you all the time, he loves to touch you and holding hands is the most appropriate thing he can do in public.

I = Injury, how would he act if you got hurt: he’s angry at himself that you got hurt, he’s also freaking out a bit.

J = Jokes, does he likes to joke around with or prank you and how: he’s a prankster, he loves a good joke. He pulls these small pranks on you, swap stuff in the kitchen with weird things, jump scaring you and telling lame jokes from the internet. His pranks are innocent and he always makes sure you’re okay.

K = Kisses, how do he likes to kiss you: your sweet lips, he just loves them.

L = Love, how he shows you he love you: giving you gifts, calling or texting you on a daily basis and making love to you.

M = Memory, favourite memory together: meeting you for the first time, his English was bad and you thought he was a funny guy, you were also a bit shy.

N = Nightmare, what is his worst fear: That someone hurts you and he isn’t there to protect you. He’s afraid of not being good enough for you.

O = Oddity, what is one quirk he haves: he’s a silly guy, a real joker.

P = Pet Names, what does he likes to call you: baby or babe, he learned it from some chick flick movies and it got stuck with him.

Q = Quality Time, how he likes to spend time with you: Doing things you like to do, watching movies, going out for some lunch, doing some shopping, just everything that would put a smile on your face.

R = Rhythm, what song reminds you of him: the song you guys sung together for the first time in his car ‘Something just like this, Coldplay.’ he barely knew the words but tried it for you.

S = Secrets, how open is he with you: He tells you a lot but not everything, he thinks some things are not meant to be shared like his troubles or sadness. A man needs to be strong for his partner and can’t not show weakness. He rarely opens up about his feelings, he likes to deal with it on his own.

T = Time, how long did it take you to get together: 3 months, he took you on a few dates till he had the courage to ask you if you wanted to be with him. His English was very bad but you already felt for him.

U = Upset, how does he act when you’re upset: he leaves you alone at first, to give you some space to think. He always comes back to you and tries to find out why you’re upset and making it up to you.

V = Vaunt, what is he proud of, Does he likes to show you off: That you’re his girl, who tries to understand his culture and ways of living. He loves you’re trying to speak his mother language and proudly helps you out.

W = Warrior, how would he feel about you fighting, Would he fight for you: he doesn’t like it at all, no fighting for you if you have him. He’s always ready to fight others to protect you.

X = X-Ray, how well can he read you: He isn’t the best in reading you but when he knows he immediately acts on it. Trying to make you feel better or trying to calm you down. He’s trying and that’s what counts.

Y = Yes, how would he propose to you: He would propose you back at his home in Dagestan. Asking if you want to be his wife and move in with him. He buys you a expensive ring to show you how much you means to him.

Z = Zen, what makes him feel calm: You’re touch, you’re hands on his chest or on his back, just you’re touch makes him calm and at peace. You’re hands caressing and scratching his back makes him fall asleep very quickly, he loves that.

[theverumproject]

Alpha-Write Tag!

Thank you for the tag @agirlandherquill! That was a very good idea!

Tags: @creative-author @mrassassinscreedhimself @rivenantiqnerd @dragmewithyoutonirvana + open tag!

All lines are written with my Verum series in mind. Quite a few lines play much further in the future of the series though. A future that isn't written down yet.

A - “All gather around this pile of…! whatever it is”

B - “Bluctro is giving me strong femboy vibes”

C - “Could the weird guy over there please step out of my line of fire?”

D - “Death is a constant. I'm very happy about that fact right now”

E - “Excuse me, I need to go for little robots”

“But robots don't pee?”

F - “Fools will be fools… That must be our motto”

G - “Gay aliens for the win!”

H - “How the fuck are we supposed to land the ship on this shitty terrain!?”

I - “Is that supposed to be a giant worm?”

“...Giant is an understatement…”

J - “Jokes are not permitted within this section of the facility”

K - “Kinder chocolate still exists? Why did nobody tell me that?”

L - “Life is a must have!”

“Ugh, when will this trend finally end?”

M - “Manners, Dethra! Manners!”

N - “Nobody will ever find out who I just buried here!”

O - “Ordinary people don't exist anymore, do they?”

P - “People these days don't know how to respect over 2000 year old people anymore”

Q - “Questions after questions… Do I look like fucking Google to you? Well… I suppose I do kind of function like Google… Ask away, I don't mind. Don't have to think about the answers anyway”

R - “Round… 32? 33? 34? Hell, if I could remember after beating each other up since… How long has it been?”

S - “Stareater approaching us directly. Coming from the direction of the Helix Nebula”

T - “Tell us again how exactly you got up there?”

U - “Underwear exists on your planet!? How come I've never seen any of your kind walking around in it?”

V - “Various guest already left bad reviews on this space hotel, seems like we aren't gonna be the first”

W - “Wow!”

“...”

“That's a reference to SETI!”

X - Xylophones? You ordered me a bunch of xylophones for my birthday? I've never seen a xylophone with my own eyes my entire life! Thank you so much, my love! I'm so happy to finally be in possession of a bunch of Xylophones so soon!

Y - “Yarr! A fleet of space pirates on starboard!”

Z - “Zrrrriiii'Klaaaa, Zrrrriiiii’Klaaaaa… The fuck does your name even mean?”

"We've known each other for years and this is the first time you ask!"

[nagishiro]

MANHWA ::

● — finished (completed), ○ — finished (ongoing), ◎ — reading, ♡ — favorite, □ — next to read, ◇ — meh, ★ — use

A

101 heroine

1 plus 1

act like you love me ○ #

a good day to be a dog

a transmigrator privilege ○ #

adelaide

a bittersweet couple

asmodian's contract

a witch's hopeless wish

a villain demands to be loved

a common story of a lady's new life

B

black winter

breed my dear enemy

beauty and the raven

C

cinderella wasn't me

crazy like a fox

couplebreaker

D

dr elise

daytime star ○ #36

E

F

freedom in dreams ○ #05

flirting with the villain's dad ○ #101

for better or worse

falling for the enemy

G

ginger and the cursed prince

I

H

how to survive as a maid in a horror game

i fell into a reverse harem game ○ #74

i become a fool when it comes to my daughter

i don't love you anymore ◎ #

into the light once again ◎ #

i got married to a villain

inso's law

i tamed the crazy marquis

i became the villain's trainer

i became the wife of the monstrous crown prince

i raised a black dragon

I became the tyrant translator

i choose the emperor ending

J K

L

lucia

lady baby

lady isabella's path to happiness ○ #2

leveling my husband to max

M

men of the harem ◎ #

miss not so sidekick

my reason to die ○ #25

monomania ○ #13

my daughter is the final boss

mystical

may the holy one come

N

novel's extra ◎

new year's taste

next door boyfriend

O

omniscient viewpoint

onsaemiro

P

pure love operation

please kill my husband ○ #11

please cry crown prince

pure villain

prayers of the vulgar

please don't come to the villainess's stationery store ○ #70

prince of myelyeong/mystic prince ○♡ #49

Q

R

really really divorced

roxana ○

remarried empress ○

return of the 8th class magician ◎ #

raising the enemy only brings trouble

regina rena: to the unforgiven ○♡ #41

S

secret lady #35

see you in my 19th life ◎ #

saving my sweetheart ○ #59

say ah the golden spoon is entering ○ #40

stealing the lady's heart □

secret love : night affair

solidarity lady ○ #34

second life of a trash princess

shadowless night

T

the count's uninvited guests ○

the villainess is a marionette ○ #s1

the villainess reverses the hourglass ○ #ss14

the real daughter is back ○ #25

the rabbit and the big bad leopard ○ #

talented baby squirrel ○ #21

the secret bedroom of the forsaken princess ○♡ #6

the broken melody

the prenuptial contract

the villainess is me

toyboy's charm

the way that knight lives as a lady

the reason why ophelia couldn't leave the dukes mansion

taming the lady

the most powerful characters in the world are obsessed with me

the lady needs a break ○ #20

the demonic contract

the male lead won't let me be

the rewards of marriage

the predator's fiancee

the fake princess' op bunny

the grand Duchess of the North was secretly a villainess

U

V

villains are destined to die #

W

what melvin left to them

writing my male lead's happily ever after

what it takes to be a villainess

X

Y

Z

light and shadow

marriage and sword

dear first love

the change of season

소꿉친구가 집착 남편이 되었다 / a childhood friend became an obsessive husband

[luckyxcharm]

HALLOWEEN RIDDLE MATCH-UP

1.) What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? I. A Pumpkin Patch 2.) Who won the skeleton beauty contest? A. No Body 3.) Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school? Q. The Crossing Gourd 4.) What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter? F. Pumpkin Pi 5.) I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack-o-lanterns. What am I? T. A Candle 6.) Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much? N. Because He Had A Great Fall! 7.) What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? E. Squash 8.) What happened when the turkey got in a fight? B. He Got The Stuffing Knocked Out Of Him 9.) Who lives in the scary Hundred-Acre Wood? R. Winnie The Boo 10.) What did one leaf say to another? H. I'm Falling For You 11.) Why are all Superman costumes tight? C. They're All Size S 12.) Why do birds fly south in the fall? O. Because It's Too Far To Walk 13.) Why is Dracula so easy to fool? D. Because He's A Sucker 14.) What falls but never breaks? G. Nightfall 15.) What asks but never answers? J. An Owl 16.) What is a tree’s least favorite month? L. Sep-timber 17.) What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? P. Straw-Berries 18.) Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? S. Because He Was Outstanding In His Field 19.) Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield? K. Because The Corn Has Ears 20.) What would be everyone’s favorite season if money did grow on trees? M. Fall

[chelsea-hendrix]

October 15th, 2024

Halloween Riddle Matchup!

Questions:

1.) What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?

I.) A pumpkin patch.

2.) Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

A.) No body.

3.) Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Q.) The Crossing Gourd.

4.) What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

F.) Pumpkin Pi.

5.) I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack-o-lanterns. What am I?

T.) A candle.

6.) Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much?

N.) Because he had a great fall.

7.) What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

E.) Squash.

8.) What happened when the turkey got in a fight?

B.) He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

9.) Who lives in the scary Hundred-Acre Wood?

R.) Winnie the Boo.

10.) What did one leaf say to another?

H.) I’m falling for you.

11.) Why are all Superman costumes tight?

C.) They’re all size S.

12.) Why do birds fly south in the fall?

O.) Because it’s too far to walk.

13.) Why is Dracula so easy to fool?

D.) Because he’s a sucker.

14.) What falls but never breaks?

G.) Nightfall.

15.) What asks but never answers?

J.) An owl.

16.) What is a tree’s least favorite month?

L.) Sep-timber

17.) What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

P.) Straw-berries

18.) Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

S.) Because he was outstanding in his field.

19.) Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?

K.) Because the corn has ears.

20.) What would be everyone’s favorite season if money did grow on trees?

M.) Fall.

[navysealunsealed]

Halloween riddle match up

1.) What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? I. A pumpkin patch 2.) Who won the skeleton beauty contest? A. no body 3.) Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school? Q. The crossing gourd 4.) What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter? F. Pumpkin Pi 5.) I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack-o-lanterns. What am I? T. A Candle 6.) Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much? N. Because he had a great fall. 7.) What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? E. Squash 8.) What happened when the turkey got in a fight? B. He got the stuffing knocked out of him. 9.) Who lives in the scary Hundred-Acre Wood? R. Winnie the boo 10.) What did one leaf say to another? H. I'm falling for you 11.) Why are all Superman costumes tight? C. They're all size S. 12.) Why do birds fly south in the fall? O. Because it's too far to walk. 13.) Why is Dracula so easy to fool? D. Because he is a sucker 14.) What falls but never breaks? G. Nightfall 15.) What asks but never answers? J. An owl 16.) What is a tree’s least favorite month? L. Sep-timber 17.) What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? P. Straw-berries 18.) Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? S. Because he was outstanding in his field. 19.) Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield? K. Because the corn has ears. 20.) What would be everyone’s favorite season if money did grow on trees? M. Fall

[kissmysassxo]

Halloween riddle matchup

1.) What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? I.) A pumpkin patch. 2.) Who won the skeleton beauty contest? A.) No body. 3.) Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school? Q.) The Crossing Gourd. 4.) What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter? F.) Pumpkin Pi. 5.) I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack-o-lanterns. What am I? T.) A candle. 6.) Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much? N.) Because he had a great fall. 7.) What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? E.) Squash. 8.) What happened when the turkey got in a fight? B.) He got the stuffing knocked out of him. 9.) Who lives in the scary Hundred-Acre Wood? R.) Winnie the Boo. 10.) What did one leaf say to another? H.) I’m falling for you. 11.) Why are all Superman costumes tight? C.) They’re all size S. 12.) Why do birds fly south in the fall? O.) Because it’s too far to walk. 13.) Why is Dracula so easy to fool? D.) Because he’s a sucker. 14.) What falls but never breaks? G.) Nightfall. 15.) What asks but never answers? J.) An owl. 16.) What is a tree’s least favorite month? L.) Sep-timber 17.) What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? P.) Straw-berries 18.) Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? S.) Because he was outstanding in his field. 19.) Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield? K.) Because the corn has ears. 20.) What would be everyone’s favorite season if money did grow on trees? M.) Fall.

[bornofgamma]

Data File 6: City Hunt Arc

Not long later the four robots were called to the main area of the Egg Carrier to await further instructions. They arranged themselves carefully so there was enough space for them all to properly stand.

I wonder what our mission will be.

Don't make a fool of yourself Delta. We have to prepared for anything.

D-o-c-t-o-r i-s c-o-m-i-n-g

How do you know this?

Zeta is more connected to the Egg Carrier's systems.

Yes, I saw Zeta activate devices! It was so interesting!

Please stop with this Delta. You will make us look foolish.

L-i-g-h-t t-u-r-n o-n.

Ohhh! What's going to happen? It's so interesting!

Delta! This is your last warning!

M-u-s-i-c a-c-t-i-v-e

They all stood in silence when all of a sudden music began playing as well as spot lights began to spin around in circles. It was so pretty!

Eggman Arrives!

"Ah-ha! Testing! One! Two! Three! AHEM! You the elite Egg Carrier crew are here today to hear a very special announcement."

Gamma had never seen this side of the doctor before. It was confusing as to why he would put on this amount of effort towards his creations. Was he trying to impress them? For what reason?

"Behold, its a tailed frog! Very unique!"

The image of a frog appeared on the large screen above the doctor. The four robots all looked intently upon the image taking it in.

Is that our target? It looks cute!

Delta I swear...

L-i-s-t-e-n

"This frog is absolutely vital to my plans. I command you to locate this frog immediatly. You hear me?! I don't care what it takes to get it, just bring it to me!"

The order was processed through all four of the E Series machines. All traces of their emotions became muted in that moment as the task became their sole reason for being. Gamma, Delta. Epsilon and Zeta entered the same stance in perfect unison without a sound.

"We haven't got time to waste! So come to attention!"

E102 Gamma Reporting!

E103 Delta Reporting!

E104 Epsilon Reporting!

E-1-0-5 Z-e-t-a R-e-p-o-r-t-i-n-g!

In that moment all trace of sibling interactions were gone. Once more the four were reduced to mere machines created to carry out the doctor's orders. Each one was teleported away one by one. They weren't going to work together, each one would be expected to search for the frog by themselves without any help from the others.

The goal had never been to have the four work together. SImply to send them out to different places in search for one frog.

[babyawacs]

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[spring-lxcked]

spell out your url using song titles. then, tag as many people as there are letters in your url!

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[yourimagines]

fluff alphabet with nate diaz!! 💓

I included Nick also in this one

What they like about you fluff

* English is not my first language I apologise

* Triggers: Fluff

Nick

A = Admiration, what he absolutely adore about you: You’re kindness, he thinks you’re to kind for him and he also believes that he doesn’t deserves you.

B = Body, what is his favorite part of your body: You’re small hands, the are soft and small, when you touch him he feels the electricity going through his body.

C = Cuddling, how he likes to cuddle: You laying on his chest, kissing softly his chest as he has his arms protectively wrapped around you. It’s a good position for him to smoke or just to kiss your head.

D = Dates, what his ideal date with you would look like: going to a lunchroom to have lunch together or just drive around in his car. Just seeing you happy is good enough for him.

E = Emotions, how he express his emotions around you: he tries to be more open with you about his emotions but usually he shuts you out, he has a lot going on in his mind and it’s giving him anxiety attacks and he doesn’t want you to see him like that, he’s afraid that you would leave him.

F = Family, does he want one? If he does, when: When he was younger absolutely not but now that he’s older yes but he thinks he’s to old now to start family so you guys are those cool uncle and aunt, that spoils them.

G = Gifts, how he feels about gift giving? What is his habit when it comes to this: He sends you now and then some flowers or something you really love. He does this to show you that you mean so much to him and that you deserve everything in the world.

H = Holding Hands, when/how he likes to hold hands: he holds your hand in crowded public places so you can’t get lost or when you have cold hands he likes to warm them up by just holding them.

I = Injury, how he would act if you got hurt: he would lose his mind while trying to stay calm for you but the person who did this to you is better be gone otherwise he’s in big trouble. If you hurt yourself he would be angry at himself for not being there for you to protect/help you.

J = Jokes, does he likes to joke around with or prank you and how: he likes to fake fight you or something else that’s making you laugh, he loves your laugh and smile so he would fool around, making jokes and stuff.

K = Kisses, how he likes to kiss you: on your soft lips, just tenderly and slow. Pouring all of his love in those kisses.

L = Love, how he shows you he loves you: He has his eyes on you, everywhere and always. Holding you close to him as he has his arm wrapped around you. Also being a gentleman to you, holding the door open, giving his jacket to you if your cold, holding your bag, helps you out with things, buys you flowers. He’s always there with you, making you feel safe and loved.

M = Memory, favourite memory together: trying bjj out for the first time with him, he had a good time, teaching and guiding you, while hearing you laugh and giggle as you tried to submit him. The whole day was filled with laughs and kisses.

N = Nightmare, what is his worst fear: he afraid that the voices in the back of his mind are right, that you don’t love him anymore, that he’s losing you or something like that. He’s afraid to be alone in this world with out you by his side, his sunshine.

O = Oddity, what is one quirk he haves: His way of communication, it’s confusing sometimes as he tries to tell you something but he doesn’t know how to say it but over the time you guys been together he’s more comfortable around you and you learned how to deal with it.

P = Pet Names, what he likes to call you: Babe or darling

Q = Quality Time, how he likes to spend time with you: At home, watching some movies, smoking some pot or go out to have some lunch, just the simple stuff that makes him calm and less anxious.

R = Rhythm, what song reminds you of him: any song from the deftones. He likes them and is a fan since the beginning.

S = Secrets, how open is he with you: He’s not very open, he tries to be but doesn’t want to be a burden to you, he wants to deal with it on his own.

T = Time, how long did it take you to get together: 1 month because he didn’t want to lose you, he was afraid you would move on or someone else would steal you away from him.

U = Upset, how does he acts when you’re upset: He tries to listen, comfort you and reflect on it but his mind is running faster then his mouth so he will get frustrated at himself, that he can’t process everything and then he mostly screws it up by telling you to shut up so that he can think… he always apologise to you immediately and tries to be more aware of your emotions as well.

V = Vaunt, what is he proud of, Does he likes to show you off: That you are not embarrassed to be with him and you always have his back. He’s proud you’re just like him, honest and not afraid to be real.

W = Warrior, how would he feel about you fighting? Would he fight for you: he hates to see women in general fighting, so he absolutely hates it if you want to fight or learn to fight but he loves you and would do anything in the end for you. He definitely would fight for you, he’s more alert if you are at his side then he’s alone, he’s always protecting you.

X = X-Ray, how well can he read you: He sees everything, even tho he isn’t a big talker himself, he sees every little change in your behaviour.

Y = Yes, how would he propose to you: somewhere private but cute in your opinion. A beautiful ring and him kneeling down on one knee, asking if you want to be a Diaz.

Z = Zen, what makes him feel calm: having you by his side, your small hands on his chest helping him to calm down from a anxiety attack or after a big fight. You waiting for him as he goes out for a run to calm down.

Nate

A = Admiration, what does he absolutely adore about you: that you love his family, that you’re a family person, just a positive person who loves him.

B = Body, what is his favorite part of your body: your waist, he loves it, always holding you by your waist, his hands are made for it.

C = Cuddling, how he likes to cuddle: Spooning, him holding you close to his chest as you lay your head on his chest, placing small kisses on him.

D = Dates, what his ideal date with you look like: Going to his favourite restaurant for some dinner after hanging the whole day long with his crew/friends.

E = Emotions, how he express his emotions around you: he’s open with you, he tells you everything but he’s always embarrassed as he needs to cry or showing you his weak side.

F = Family ,does he want one, If he does when: Yes he always wanted one with you and now you have one. You have three children and he loves them, he’s that cool dad that teaches his kids everything.

G = Gifts, how he feels about gift giving? What is his habit when it comes to this: He loves to make you feel appreciated so he makes sure your favourite snacks are in the house and he always brings you something after he comes back from a trip, snacks or something you need/like.

H = Holding Hands, when/how he likes to hold hands: he only holds hands if you really want it, he’s not a big fan of holding hands, he’s more a guy that wraps his arm around your shoulder or waist, just having you close to him

I = Injury, how would he act if you got hurt: he’s angry, immediately trying to figure out what happened and who did that to you.

J = Jokes, does he likes to joke around with or prank you and how: he loves to fool around, especially with you. You like his little dad jokes or his funny comments, you guys also love to Joke around together.

K = Kisses, how do he likes to kiss you: On your forehead or your temples, loves to kiss you there as he has his arm wrapped around your shoulders, pulling you close and leave a kiss behind.

L = Love, how he shows you he love you: Calling or texting you if he’s away from you, he wants you to know that you’re always on his mind.

M = Memory, favourite memory together: meeting his family for the first time, they were all kind and friendly towards you and that was also the first time that Nate and you slept in the same bed, all cuddled up because the bed was to small for two people.

N = Nightmare, what is his worst fear: That something bad happens to you or the kids and he isn’t there to protect you because he’s away most of the time.

O = Oddity, what is one quirk he haves: His way of talking, you find it normal now but when you met him it was difficult to follow him what he was saying. Truth is he always talked like this, sometimes he’s talks a bit more clear but that because he’s not having some anxiety attack.

P = Pet Names, what does he likes to call you: babe or mama’s.

Q = Quality Time, how he likes to spend time with you: spending time together at home or going to the movies, doing the things he’s not doing with his friends.

R = Rhythm, what song reminds you of him: every time you hear insane in the brain by cypress hill it reminds you of him, he’s a big fan of them.

S = Secrets, how open is he with you: he tries to tell you everything but when it comes to sharing his feelings it can get difficult.

T = Time, how long did it take you to get together: 2 months, he needed some help to ask you out and become officially together

U = Upset, how does he act when you’re upset: he gets upset as well because he doesn’t know how to react, he hates to see you like that and his emotions get the upper hand.

V = Vaunt, what is he proud of, Does he likes to show you off: that your the backbone of the family, you keep everything running as he is away, earning some money. You are at home, taking care of everything, the house, the children. He likes to remind people that you’re the one that keeps the family on the right track.

W = Warrior, how would he feel about you fighting, Would he fight for you: You and fighting? Nope that’s not happening, he will make sure you never have to fight, you have him to fight for you.

X = X-Ray, how well can he read you: he doesn’t notice it immediately but when he knows he knows. He does know when your upset or angry but the rest is sometimes a gamble. Are you crying because your happy or are you sad? Is that a hint you want to leave or….?

Y = Yes, how would he propose to you: he would ask you to marry him, somewhere in a park. Romantic but a bit private. He would go down on one knee for you.

Z = Zen, what makes him feel calm: Your voice, just hearing you talk makes him all zen. A good ride in the forest on his bike calms him down as well but your voice does it a bit better.

[xstarxgazerx]

Riddle me this

1.) What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?

I.) A pumpkin patch.

2.) Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

A.) No body.

3.) Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Q.) The Crossing Gourd.

4.) What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

F.) Pumpkin Pi.

5.) I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack-o-lanterns. What am I?

T.) A candle.

6.) What would be everyone’s favorite season if money did grow on trees?

M.) Fall.

7.) What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

E.) Squash.

8.) What happened when the turkey got in a fight?

B.) He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

9.) Who lives in the scary Hundred-Acre Wood?

R.) Winnie the Boo.

10.) What did one leaf say to another?

H.) I’m falling for you.

11.) Why are all Superman costumes tight?

C.) They’re all size S.

12.) Why do birds fly south in the fall?

O.) Because it’s too far to walk.

13.) Why is Dracula so easy to fool?

D.) Because he’s a sucker.

14.) What falls but never breaks?

G.) Nightfall.

15.) What asks but never answers?

J.) An owl.

16.) What is a tree’s least favorite month?

L.) Sep-timber

17.) What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

P.) Straw-berries

18.) Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

S.) Because he was out-standing in his field.

19.) Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?

K.) Because the corn has ears.

20.) Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much?

N.) Because he had a great fall.

[harlow-jackson]

Riddles:

1.) What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? ~I.) A pumpkin patch. 2.) Who won the skeleton beauty contest? ~A.) No body. 3.) Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school? ~Q.) The Crossing Gourd. 4.) What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter? ~F.) Pumpkin Pi. 5.) I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack-o-lanterns. What am I? ~T.) A candle. 6.) What would be everyone’s favorite season if money did grow on trees? ~M.) Fall. 7.) What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? ~E.) Squash. 8.) What happened when the turkey got in a fight? ~B.) He got the stuffing knocked out of him. 9.) Who lives in the scary Hundred-Acre Wood? ~R.) Winnie the Boo. 10.) What did one leaf say to another? ~H.) I’m falling for you. 11.) Why are all Superman costumes tight? ~C.) They’re all size S. 12.) Why do birds fly south in the fall? ~O.) Because it’s too far to walk. 13.) Why is Dracula so easy to fool? ~D.) Because he’s a sucker. 14.) What falls but never breaks? ~G.) Nightfall. 15.) What asks but never answers? ~J.) An owl. 16.) What is a tree’s least favorite month? ~L.) Sep-timber 17.) What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? ~P.) Straw-berries 18.) Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? ~S.) Because he was out-standing in his field. 19.) Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield? ~K.) Because the corn has ears. 20.) Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much? ~N.) Because he had a great fall.