#THESE ARE FUNNN IM HAVING FUN <- im SO obsessed with winter olympics aus always. guilty pleasure

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saw your ask post about figure skater regulus and was thinking... PLEASE consider skater evan x hockey barty WAITWAITWAIT!!!

they have sex, but. not in the icebreaker way. in the good way.

evan is a skater duo with pandora (their name is something something siamese cats pun) and hes like highly competitive, like he'll do anything to win. long story short barty catches him in the changing rooms highkey torturing his competition and is like,,, i need to fuck that NOW!..

i apologise

okay i've given 2018 pyeongchang winter olympics!AU rosekiller a truly immense amount of thought, and these are my options:

figure skater x hockey player (like you said), but in REVERSE. barty is as much of a disheveled carefree wreck as usual but his figure skating is technical & vicious & PRECISE. he has an Adidas campaign. evan is a wispy little tim-burton-looking scrap of a thing that is also an alarmingly violent hockey player. he's broken his nose in three separate places.

neither of them are actually even in the olympics because they're sports journalists. evan is the reporter for CNN & barty has an obnoxious but wildly popular radio show & and they’re paired together as the official announcers. they spend the entire time arguing (on and off camera), sharing mittens, and drinking the free hot chocolate from those tiny styrofoam cups

they are sworn life-or-death rivals but over some niche unpopular sport that nobody cares about, like skeet-shooting or curling, but their rivalry is SO intense and public that it actually overshadows most of the other sports. they've got the entire international community tuning into skeet. it is treated with a level of seriousness akin to the trojan war.