#THERES NO EXCUSE FOR THIS 😠

[medullamindset]

hii do u think u could perhaps do daisuke dating headcanons😓😓 can be sfw or nsfw

Yes hehehehhegeheheggeeee

The hc's are divided into general / relationship / NSFW ✦

CW: brief mention of drinking and smoking weed, uhmmmmm that's abt it?

GENERAL HC'S

✿   • 23 years old. (not sure of his birth year since it isn't established wether MW takes place in the future or the past or what)

✿   • Hes 1/2 japanese, 1/4 hispanic and 1/4 fillipino but either isn't spoken as much as english in his house so he never really picked up on the languages, knows bits and pieces tho. His mother is Japanese and his Father is Hispanic/Filipino but they met in america.

✿   • Loves all kinds of music, cannot stick to one genre for the life of him. Reggae, Pop, Techno, Metal, Country, Dad-rock, disco, experimental everything all the way to punk he doesn't care!!!! Hes dancing to all of the above, flailing his arms around and jumping like a madman

↑ I feel like some of his favorite artists would be The Cave Singers, Wooden Shjips, Gorillaz, Björk (that includes her ex-bands like K.U.K.L. and The Sugarcubes), NIN, Ariel Pink, Guns N' Roses, Ramones, RHCP and uhhh yeah just a shit load of contrast basically LOL

✿ • Chronic sims 4 player. He'll be hunched over his laptop for hours putting his poor sims through the most brutal shit and trying the most insane challenges.

His laptop is literally breathing like a dragon with all the mods he downloads-

✿   • Knows the FNAF lore by heart. He tried to be one of the Cool Kids™️ in middle school but enjoyed participating in a few "cringe" interests with the Weird Kids™️ from time to time.

✿   • Was lowkey a bit ignored by his classmates growing up. He was "too girly" for the boys and "too boyish" for the girls. So he was kinda bouncing back and forth, stuck in the middle.

✿   • Swears he'd never date a man but had so many male fictional crushes as a kid, you couldn't waterboard that info out of him but he's definetly a closeted bisexual.

✿   • Monster Energy enthusiast, drinks it like coffee. He'll complain about a headache and everything if he hasn't drank one in a while.

Loves fizzy drinks in general, he's team Dr. Pepper 😎

✿   • Has a few friends(?) That treat him kinda shitty cuz hes so gullible, think of 'em kinda like Tony, Cook, Sid and Chris from Skins UK. Cracking jokes at his expense and pretending to care abt him.. Or maybe they do but just have a really weird way of showing it❓

He goes home a little butthurt every time but doesn't wanna "be a baby" so he rarely makes a thing of it.

✿   • Ok so, i feel like ppl take the "And then theres that teeny bopper thinking only with his downstairs longnose." Dialogue from Swansea to the extreme. Cuz Swansea is usually very pessimistic and dramatic in his dialogue. Daisuke might aswell just have been complaining abt how hard it is to date on a freaking space freighter and how badly he wanted a lovelife while repairing something and Swansea decided to make a snarky/sarcastic remark abt it like he does on other occasions in game. "Capitano! Man with the plan!", "Let's hear it for Wake Rock!", "think i can already feel the ship rumb-a-tumbling through space." Ect.

Or maybe he is just a gooner i mean whaddo i know 🤷‍♀️ (pls don't attack me goonsuke fans)

✿   • Doesn't really drink that much when hes out, he'll have something if everyone else is but he rarely gets drunk-drunk. Hes a sentimental one but thats a secret shhhhh.

✿   • has tried smoking weed too but inhaled it wrong and nearly threw up from how hard he was coughing, his face was beet red for the rest of the night, 50% from the coughing, 50% from embarrassment. His friends get him into alot of stupid shit.

✿ • Talks to inanimate objects all the time and rarely thinks twice about it, like he'll bump into a table and say "sorry" or "excuse me", but if it was particularily hard on a sharp edge he'll go "owwUHH!!😠 You bitch...💔"

↑ Holding the drinks in the car still when he makes a sharp turn and saying something like "Hold on tight, Ladies." With a smirk.

↑ Tells his dishes it's "bath time!" and asked "may i take your coats?🧐" One time when peeling garlic.

✿ • Speaking of garlic he helps his mom around in the kitchen alot when making dinner, hes secretly a really good cook from just watching and learning through her but doesn't really like doing it all that much so it never lives up to its full potential. His dad is a bit scary in the kitchen on the other hand so he stays behind him lol

✿ • I headcanon his parents to be very like-..? They try to be supportive of him and encourage him to "try that" or "check out that job application" but on an emotional level they're a bit harder to get through to. Hes convinced they're dissapointed in him 24/7 what with how his mom called him a slacker. But they just want what's best for him.

He knows he'll never be like them. Just like Swansea said, hes not an ace student, career workhorse or a force of ambition. He doubts he'll ever bring in the big bucks. But that doesn't stop him from wanting to try. Hes just lost.

✿ • Hes had multiple low-paying jobs before the Tulpar like record store employée, Video store, ice cream stand or fast food employée. Top burger flipper Dai 😎🍔 but always manages to get fired somehow 🤕

✿ • That pink hawaiian shirt is just one out of dozens. He just likes them so much, each one is different from the other in color and pattern and he audibly gasps with exitement when he finds a new treasure at his local thrifts. They're literally all he wears. Hawaiian shirt, jeans, tee and jewelry. Every day. Maybe a hoodie over in the winter.. But don't mistake him for an outfit repeater.

✿ • Has been bleaching his hair since he was 20, went full yellow-ish blonde the first time but liked the outgrown roots look better.

Needs help with the back desparately 😭🙏

✿ • Had blue hair at one point as a kid and also shaved his whole head at 16 when he was feeling angsty and regretted it like crazy a week later ☠️

✿ • Wants more ear piercings SO BAD but feels shitty asking his parents for money. Grown ass man..

Lowkey also wants an eyebrow piercing but is afraid of it rejecting or getting ripped out somehow (same).

✿ • wears the most fuckass socks under those boots. Bro ONLY has silly patterned socks. Bananas, dinosaurs, stripes, stars, minecraft, spiderman, flowers, cats, literally anything.

RELATIONSHIP HC'S

✿ • Constantly wonders why you're dating him. Like you're just so cool and pretty and hes just "meh" in his eyes. He is so ready for you to dump him for some hung, beefy biker any second the first three months of your relationship.

✿ • Looks to you for your opinion all the time before deciding something. Sometimes it's just "Does this shirt look good??" But other times he really has to double check with you before making a big decision. He undermines himself quite often, he doesn't realize how smart and independent he actually is or could be. Dissmissing his thoughts to hear yours.

Thats when u have to try and mindfuck slash convince him into trusting his own intuition.

✿ • Loves watching you do your makeup (if u wear any). He'll just be sat behind you and watching everything you do in the mirror. Guesses what the products are before you use them.

↑ Wants u to kiss him all over after applying lipstick.

"But, baby, it'll stain :("

"Yes please!" *points to cheek.*

↑ Also begs you to do his eyeliner from time to time when you're going out. Adores the way you hold his jaw and stare at him in focus.

✿ • if you do piercings or are like "in training" hes begging YOU to do the piercings for him ‼️ "Please baby, please, i'llSuckIt,I'llBuyTicketsToThatConcertNextMonth,I'llBuyYouANewCar,I'llDoAnythingJust PLEASEEE pierce my rook!!!!" Hes literally on his knees with his hands clasped together.

↑ if you're not a pro tho, getting pierced together is definetly a date idea. You'd have a jar with the words "PiErciNG cAsH" scribbled on it standing proudly in your kitchen that you both drop money into regularily.

↑ puts on a brave face when the needle comes but bro has the lowest pain tolerance ever. Fainted once. You had to feed him kitkats till he could stand up.

NSFW HC'S

✿ • Is a virgin but not completely clueless, hes come close to losing his virginity before but both he and the other person pussied out. Got a handjob once tho!

He knows where the clit is from watching porn el oh el

✿ • Has moles all over, not just his face. He has a few on his arms and back but the most noticable(prettiest) ones are the ones on his chest and stomach <3 allllll the way down to his pubic bone.

i need to draw that..

✿ • LOVEEEESSS HICKEYS. Giving and receiving, he just can't help himself. Wears those purple bruises PROUDLY and can't wait for you to leave new ones once they've faded.

Loves seeing you with them too, it's just such an ego boost when he pulls back and sees you littered in them for everyone to see and know. But if you really don't want them to be anywhere visible he'll be like urgghhhh fiiinee.

You always have atleast one hickey somewhere with Daisuke as ur boyfriend.

✿ • Likes cowgirl, but his fav position is missionary, he gets so lost in the sause when fucking you dude. Whining and gasping into the crook of your neck as he tries not to bust early, stopping his agonizing pace every once in a while to grind his hips into yours, trying to dig himself as deep as possible before picking his pace back up again.

✿ • Pretty average in size, like 5-6 inches and girthy, his tip is like a #cc8976 and his cum is actually not that bad, he drinks alot of water. like ALOT. Hes literally a human fountain

✿ • is a chatterbox in the sheets, cringes a bit at dirtytalk but like "accidental dirtytalk" when hes inside you MFHH. Babbling about how good u feel. No degredation is flying out his trap 'round here.

- "Mnhh, fuckk.. Feel so good, baby.. I'm close-..!"

- "You're so wet,.. Mfhh-.. Hah.. This wet all 'cause of me, babe?"

- "God you're so hot-!! Hahh.. How could i get so lucky? Hm-?.."

✿ • Is a bit silly on impulse sometimes, hes the type to smile and wave at you if you look back at him during doggy hehehahGJDH

He'll apologize profusely after, trying to supress his giggles when you call him a fucking moron KSJAHSBD

OR

*taps on your ass like a keyboard and inserts his dick*

"I'm in. 🧑‍💻"

Hehe i love silly sex

✿ • He loves cumming inside you so much, holds resentment towards condoms cuz they prevent him from doing so. He likes it RAW and without restraints!! But he respects you and your wishes so if you really want him to wear one he'll suck it up lol

✿ • Hes a munch, but honestly he just loves having his mouth on you in general. Getting sloppy with your sex, kissing up your stomach, latching onto your tits and sucking on your neck.

God just imagine him tucking his hair behind his ears lazily before going to town MEOWWWWWWW

✿ • Needs reassurance. It kinda borders on praise kink(?) but generally he just wants to know if hes doing good. If he sees even the slightest bit of boredom or discomfort on your face hes pulling away immediately to double check.

Once again with the whole "accidental dirtytalk" thing. He'll ask you something, genuienly seeking confirmation.. But he just says it so out of breath and whiny it sounds borderline filthy sometimes.

- "That the spot, baby?"

- "This ok?" / "You like that?" / "Right there, babe?"

He just wants to please you :((

Sigh..

Click

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[samuelroukin]

omg wait-!

well first of all hi 👋 hello and also i'm sorry in advance all of this ⬇️ 😬

but what i came to say was mannn the march of time rly is inexorable sjdjjdkdkf bc i didnt even get a chance to follow up and give you the update re: the highly impressive and exemplary display of restraint and self control I demonstrated by being patient and waiting to read wednesday's surprise chapter until I got home from work like u said (by the way of course as you already know you were.. um. FIRMLY correct about that call...) and now its already FRIDAY and now the NEXT PART IS ALREADY OUT and i dont even have TIME rn to be as effusive and horny about the last one as i want to, and it deserves 🥲🥲 BUT! theres a distinct possibility unfortunately that I might forget to come back and do it full justice --or at least, might fail to think about it again until after I've already read today's chapter-- and i gotta at least take the opportunity to exorcise ONE question from my brain since it's probably already been answered in the latest update and that means if I'm right it'll be too late to get my attaboys and flagrant self-congratulation in by the time I'm caught up so its now or never!

so this will just be about part 15 and also somehow I dont think I even saw a single commenter mention it? or at least not out of the ones there so far at the time, which maybe if I was smart I would take to mean i'm just.. more than likely wrongshdhfhjf . but! am I crazy? Or did Ghost literally JUST pack extra of his own clothes specifically for Soap to wear 👀 for absolutely no logical reason besides the utterly irrational hope that at some point Soap might spontaneously decide to opt out of wearing his own unprovoked 🙄 so Ghost could get to have the satisfaction of watching Johnny continue to walk around wearing his instead. Right? Didn't he do that? 🤔

So shouldnt that mean.. after ghost used johnny's face like a fuckingnsndkdkf fleshlight (🕳️ 🥴) and then turned a perfectly good shirt into his personal cumrag ... and after johnny ruined his own sleep sweats.. (twice! ✌🏻) (christ) (AND once was literally-- no WAIT 😳i already said i dont have time to get into the play-by-play I gotta lock in rn. theres always later ahhshdjfkf FUCK i need to focus. FOCUS okay okay its fine 🤫🤐😠😖😫😤🧘....)

ANYWAY after allathat in the aftermath where i'm sure i cant be the only over-invested softhearted lovesick bitch baby who was sat there reading CLENCHED, TENSE AS FUCK like. doing a violet beauregard going full blueberry from accidentally forgetting to breathe out of sheer suspense and trepidation anticipating that at any moment the next line might be the one where the god damn. fuckass pair of them are gonna both reach elbow-fucking-deep up their respective assholes just to fumble around for another fuckass excuse to get out of aftercare they BOTH NEED😡 .. god.

.... so you know. obviously I let out the LOUDEST sappiest saddest most conflicted and celebratory and heartbroken sigh of relief when they finally broke and couldn't resist the need to go collect the cuddles they've been (🧼: literally!) gagging for.... Now, right, okay so at THAT POINT right there here's where I have a problem. Simon Riley, I think you....... are sus. 🤨🤨 dare i say, i think u are a devious and scheming conniving liar! 🫢🫢🫢 i think youre a sneaky little shit with too much of a massive, swollen throbbing sexy and exquisitely wrinkly brain not to recognize that ~tactical omission~ is still lyingggggg~~~! lmao

--Now. before i dig myself a hole and make myself TOO comfortable in it, let me just say it is MUCH funnier to imagine all of this is either a plothole or otherwise totally explainable in the real actual narrative sjjdjfkskskks or WORSE now that I'm thinking about it actually maybe i straight up misread the packing sequence because I got, predictably, too fucking excited and moved my idiot eyes too fast over the words for my idiot brain to keep up. hang on actually that sounds frighteningly plausible. uh oh.. bc what if ghost was only contemplating packing another change of clothes and then ultimately decided against it? on account of how fucking dumb it would have been? Ah fuck, I rly hope not bc then i'm about to look so fucking stupid. . . well, shit. now i need to go check and make sure it actually happened. k, please hold ☝️

....

nevermind i'm not crazy i'm RIGHT and we're so back all right okay thank christ

ANYWAY as a sneaky shit-stirring conniving little slut myself it takes one to know one and I am choosing to stand in my Libra authority right now and accuse that Taurus man of WITHOLDING INFORMATION for PERSONAL GAIN 🫵⚖️ (theres no gavel emoji? pls substitute w ur imagination 🙏🏻 okthx) because i dont believe for a single second there was enough bourbon between them to blame for ghost "forgetting" about the extra clothes he brought. (and he did! i checked 😌 LOL) right? not with how pathetically BADLY he's jonesing to see soap walking around again with "S. RILEY" emblazoned over his back like he belongs to ghost, are you fucking kidding? so nah i dont buy it

I think that crafty sonofabitch looked down at the ground at those two sleeping bags. and back up to gaze for a moment into the BEAUTIFUL BIG BLUE EYES of fhe love(!) of his miserable little sorry ass life.... then back down at the sleeping bags. and that scheming lovesick bastard understood in his ~heart of hearts~ that the excuse to share was already stretched as THIN as my fucking sanity. so he made a deliberate decision to keep his fucking mouth shut about the extra clothes he definitely(☝️!) brought. intended outcome: increase probability that Johnny might be plausibly cold enough to agree to snuggle !!! 🧑‍⚖️ and thats my god damn verdict. as for the detail about johnny by extension participating in that snuggle with his pussy out in nothing but his socks... i'm undecided leaning towards a generously wholesome interpretation I think I'm choosing to believe his first priority was 1) Hold him close and 1.5) the means by which to accomplish this goal, so this time I'll give him the benefit of assuming that the fact that those means turned out to be "ghost withholding the option of getting dressed" was probably ? secondary ? to the main intention, and the fact that his choice of how to go about constructing a plausibly deniable excuse for snugs turned out to necessitate they also be *nekkid* snugs was not exactly intended, if not strictly unwelcome. but he's on thin fucking ice! lmao

still! jesus christ there isnt an emoji on this earth plaintive and pathetic enough to capture how fucking devastating and also MANIPULATIVE that would be if it was true. idk wheres that cat chewing on electrical cables meme

Anyway exercising my god given rights as judge jury and executioner, I WOULD sentence Mr Riley to an enternal undisclosed torment as suits my every whim or whatever as punishment if I didnt feel ... well. regrettably, viscerally sympathetic to his plight and also not particularly trust him not to just immediately go right back to making plans to 📴 himself and wind up getting out of serving his full sentence in the process 🙄. so i guess we'll just have to put it down to time served 🤷🏻‍♀️ god knows he'll punish himself over this enough later without my help. I'll be impressed if stewing in his own guilt hasnt driven him to contemplate throttling himself with his own dogtags already at least a couple times over by oh five hundred or whatever i am not educated enough about military jargon to pull off this joke shdhjfjfjg but u get the idea ALL RIGHT OKAY ITS OUT OF MY SYSTEM AND I ABSOLUTELY MUST GO ALL RIGHT I SAID MY PIECE IM LEAVINGDJJDJFslkjdjf this still got so god damn long even though I left so much out 😭😭 there ARE other things i should really be dedicating the brainpower toward please lorddd have pity i dont have the built-in dedicated ram upstairs to spare for all of this. god knows but hopefully tbis is enough for now to exorcise the demons plaguing me!! blease! may i be released from blorbo purgatory amen

....no hang on actually there's one last thing and usually it goes without saying but this time more than ever while I'm here talking about ch 15 specifically, I'm NOT willing to risk letting it go unsaid: absolutely *immaculate* job as always, boss 🫡🫡 🆗🆒🏃‍➡️

ljkhkjghshfshgfrts i'm so sorry but unless i'm missing something myself (just checked but also just woke up) he didn't pack any extra clothes. he did give soap those sweats, but not an extra pair except for the ones he's wearing himself, and he did give him a shirt to sleep in too, which soap didn't bc he was just gonna keep wearing the same one Until.. neither of them even thought about grabbing the clean one since the sweats got ruined and they were a little bit out of it lmao

so, bad writing + them not thinking, no manipulation on that front at least 😅 he packed clothes for himself, a shirt and sweats he gave to soap, and the booze, no second pair of clothes for soap since he was Not planning on any of that

but thank you and i'm sorry for ruining the theory </333

[punkscowardschampions]

Barly&Bohnny&Cali

Bartley: That best not be the same fucking fella

Bartley: you said he was done with, why did I just see him walk past?

Carly: we’ll say hes a twin

Bartley: when did he come back?

Carly: its done w ive my 🔐

Bartley: you can’t stay in your room 24/7

Bartley: and what about all my sisters, nieces, cousins, that he’s also around?

Carly: he’s not here 24/7

Carly: & ur sisters, nieces & cousins have plenty 👀 to watch for them, u included

Bartley: Oh, that makes it fine then, roll out the welcome wagon and bring all your degenerate pals

Bartley: I told you, he’s not welcome here, if your ma can’t be trusted to show him the door, then wes will have to

Carly: what makes it grand is hes the knowing how easy i am

Carly: wheres the need to be making things hard for himself by looking further than our door, theres no

Bartley: You’re a child and he’s no business looking at you any different

Bartley: that means he’d be that way with any young girl

Carly: yous keep yours in you’ve no business worrying

Bartley: Do you hear what you’re saying

Bartley: why the fuck would you want to keep him around, out of everyone

Carly: i told you I’m not after you getting rid y r wes having the same talk over again

Bartley: because he’d fucked off and you reckoned had the sense to stay gone

Bartley: He hasn’t

Carly: he’ll find sense not to stay put

Carly: they all of em have

Bartley: That ain’t the point

Carly: aint ur 💪🥊🤕

Bartley: and I told you last time, it will be

Carly: k cause your big man scene & then what

Carly: maybe youve a pat on your back coming to be sure but what have I

Bartley: Are you serious

Bartley: this ain’t about praise for me, he’s dangerous

Carly: under this roof yea but better the 👿 u know

Carly: how dangerous is none if she’s of a 🧠😤😠😡🤬🧠 to throw me out

Bartley: At this point

Bartley: you know what I think

Carly: youre not 💭 of me

Bartley: Of course I am

Bartley: just not you alone, we all have to live here

Carly: you’re fecking not

Carly: I won’t be living here

Bartley: she won’t

Carly: & i’ll just see to taking her van on by myself will I

Bartley: what happened to your grandmother, you had one, I remember

Carly: idk she washed her hands of us 🧼🫧✨

Bartley: A saint would your mammy 

Bartley: but you can go live with her, have a proper home

Carly: she wouldn’t have me

Bartley: you’re not after behaving enough to be cared for, more like

Bartley: is it worth it, really?

Carly: its too late to behave 🤍🙏🐑

Bartley: That’s an excuse

Carly: youve 0 knowing of my nan or what living there would b like

Bartley: I’ve enough knowing of how it is with your mammy

Carly: & heres your excuse to give [her mum’s name, we still haven’t given her one] her marching orders 🥁

Carly: dont let me stop you

Bartley: How am I the villain?

Bartley: she shouldn’t need telling that he’s to be let nowhere near you

Carly: how am i to be made homeless for his wandering hands

Carly: I’m doing my best to keep out of them, what more can I?

Bartley: Why is she not bothering herself to do any bloody thing, it isn’t about you, you can’t stop it

Bartley: someone needs to talk to her

Carly: talking tos only work if the so & so has their 👂s open

Carly: Ive notions & I lie & I’m after attention

Bartley: and I’m not after listening to her bollocks any more than yours, she’ll hear me alright

Carly: please don’t

Bartley: I can’t just ignore this, what do you want me to do

Bartley: except fucking nothing, which is what I did last time and shouldn’t

Carly: idk

Carly: I can’t think how am I meant to

Bartley: yeah because you’re terrified

Carly: cos you’re gonna make everything x100000000 worse

Bartley: that isn’t why you’re scared

Carly: it’s in hand

Carly: I’ll give him what he wants & he’ll go that’s what lads of all ages do

Bartley: No

Bartley: you won’t

Carly: me away 💀👻 won’t know no different

Bartley: You think that makes it not rape, if you pretend to say yeah

Bartley: you’re not doing that, don’t say something so stupid again

Carly: he was looking for a yea he could look no further than my mammy herself

Carly: I’m not stupid

Bartley: What he’s looking for is criminal

Carly: I for sure dont behave how the law’s looking for victims to they’ll not b bothering themselves

Bartley: They’ve no use in enforcing none but the pointless ones they get idiots for

Bartley: you know how wrong that is, what you said

Carly: but the right you are is no help to me

Bartley: so lie there and take it

Bartley: shut up, he’ll end up dead and buried before that’s to happen, do you understand

Carly: I understand the trouble brought

Bartley: You didn’t bring him ‘round

Carly: what’s that matter?

Carly: im about to be run off site still

Bartley: You’re not, he is

Carly: & my ma

Carly: & me

Bartley: no

Bartley: you’ve said, no man likes her enough to take her on

Bartley: he’ll be off once he’s told by a man

Carly: in his eyes thats an elder & if you tell em it’ll all kick off

Bartley: Yeah, I figured you didn’t think I could do nothing, that’s grand so

Bartley: I’ll tell my brother, alright, he’ll do it, you can’t say you don’t think he’d listen to him

Carly: jesus no

Carly: your brother hates me

Bartley: It’s not about you 

Bartley: he’ll do what’s right despite you and your mammy

Carly: to spite us is how it’ll happen

Carly: you can’t

Bartley: He’s not like that at all

Carly: whats right by him is us gone

Bartley: Yous are not the problem at hand

Bartley: do you not see how pressing this is

Carly: am I not the 1 pressed against him as we speak?

Carly: this is a problem shes caused & it’ll be the last straw that I can see 🔮💜

Bartley: For fuck’s sake

Carly: you said you were after us being friends

Carly: b my friend instead of a eejit

Bartley: friends don’t let friends act like this

Carly: hes 💭 w his 🍆

Carly: youre with your 💪

Bartley: You reckon I’m after a scrap

Bartley: I wish I didn’t have to think about this whatsoever but I do

Carly: u don’t

Carly: turn a blind eye tonight & he’ll be history by tomorrow like

Bartley: and how am I meant to just do that

Carly: 🍺🍺🍺

Carly: what elses your local for?

Bartley: got me confused for one of them

Carly: I’m sorry

Bartley: Don’t bother

Carly: maybes you could hurt him bad enough for an end to it

Carly: idk all i do is id hate if you were yourself

Carly: Im not worth that

Bartley: you don’t reckon I could but it ain’t about my pride any more than it is your honour

Bartley: no one deserves to get hurt how he’d have it, not even your useless mammy

Carly: ain’t about what i reckon to the man you are

Bartley: You can’t accept help

Carly: no dramas you said

Carly: only way im allowed round yous

Bartley: this is a bit different from you fucking Moses and Ronan

Carly: ive tried & tried & tried to be good & here wes r back at you kneecapping the same fella as before

Bartley: He’s not your fella, you didn’t bring him around

Carly: im why he’s back tho

Carly: it’s my fault

Bartley: no it’s not

Carly: it is

Carly: I shouldve 💪🥊🤕 him or let u

Carly: course hes shown his face for a 2nd time when I did nothing the 1st

Bartley: all gorjas are scared of us, he’ll get the message without any drama, I swear so

Carly: I’ll come out 

Carly: he’ll follow us 🍯🐻 & u can scare him off

Bartley: but you’re to go inside mine, you’re not allowed to stay out

Carly: but youre 😤😠😡🤬 @ me

Bartley: I’m not going to have a go at you

Bartley: you’ve done the right thing

Carly: k

Carly: soon as coasts clear ill be off anyway swear

Bartley: see if your mammy decides to behave herself too first

Carly: ha

Carly: be behaving 💔😭💔 at the big big loss of him

Bartley: one she can’t blame you for if you’re nowhere in sight

Carly: can’t stay over yours forever

Carly: no matter how 💔😭💔 I am myself @ the thought of you phoning your chinese order in ahead every night

Bartley: I’m not saying you should

Bartley: be my mother’s ears burning, you suggesting she never cooks nothing for me

Carly: ah now I’d never ever say that

Carly: made my feelings on your mammy 💎 womans a gem herself so she is

Bartley: I’ll keep your slagging to myself, s’alright now

Carly: is everything gonna be?

Bartley: Yeah

Carly: I can’t stop shaking 🫨💓

Carly: least we’ve the knowing that’s what he’s into, be grand

Bartley: you’re going to be okay, he’s not going to be able to hurt you

Carly: or you

Bartley: ‘course not me

Carly: you’ll be okay too 💚🍀💚

Bartley: I can’t promise no one will jump in if he’s gormless enough to swing for me

Bartley: but no one will ask questions, if they do, I’ll think of something

Carly: hes got plenty slurs of the tip of his 👅 typical gorja

Bartley: there you are then, easy answer

Carly: say when you’re ready to 🫏 & I’ll move

Bartley: Ready when you are

Carly: [do come out on the pretense of smoking because this creepy dude will follow to light it for you because you genuinely are shaking too much to be able to and he’ll think he’s being so slay offering and y’all can get a moment ™ out of it, no sir, prepare to get beaten up]

Bartley: [directing her, immediately, into your caravan and telling her it’s going to be fine as you shut the door behind you because 1. Get away from that man as fast as humanly possible and 2. We meant it about you not being there to get involved or get accused later of being involved by your shit mother, prepare yourself for A Word ™ dickhead, clearly you are being told (whether that is just by Bartley or he does have to get Johnny involved, we can decide)]

Carly: [mhmm and she will be going immediately because she doesn’t even wanna witness this never mind be involved in it cos we all know her mum is gonna be a nightmare regardless, go lock yourself in his bathroom and have your crying and throwing up panic attack you clearly need to have but likewise don’t want him to see, we all know Johnny would shamelessly get involved so yeah it just depends if we want him to]

Bartley: [like he can get involved without you telling him in the moment what it is entirely about but he also knows more than you know he does so he’d work it out, soz to you girl but it’s not that hard to approximate, even if we promised not to say anything, but we could do it as a convo if we wanted to, not in person either because he’s got to go back and tell Carly it’s sorted, but you know she’s probably freaking out so you’re awkwardly running a glass of water and leaving it on the counter for her when she comes out of the bathroom]

Carly: [ooh we’ve never done a brotherly convo, we should, however the hell that ends up going haha, excuse this girl who v much is freaking out, she’s gonna be a while cos there’s a whole panic attack to have and vaguely try and come down from enough to be seen including splashing water over her face frantically as if that’ll mean he won’t be able to tell she was crying and stealing some of his toothpaste to put on a finger and run around her mouth so she doesn’t smell as much like she just threw up violently because this girl brought nothing with her and we’ve gotta use the tools available to us, immediately drinking some of that water purely because he poured it for you and it’s a nice gesture, despite her teeth clanking hard against the glass because she’s still shaking]

Bartley: [me like relatable moment diva, get it lmao, it’s not funny but you know, this boy is too awkward to be fully of use but he also cares he’s not here like get out hun ‘do you want me to fetch Ali?’ like Alison can sort this because in comparison to you, why yes haha ‘or I can go out’ gesturing around your ‘van in a make yourself at home sort of way because she can’t go back to hers right now that much is true]

Carly: [when you would love for him to get Ali but your first thought is that she might be with Johnny literally rn (even if/when he shamelessly has involved himself in the word being had with this man cos you didn’t see and don’t know either way) and that’s a secret and you care more about her and that not getting out than you do about yourself so you shake your head no and then you shake your head no bigger like DON’T LEAVE ME because that’s in her lowkey terrified eyes at the thought of being alone without needing to be said out loud]

Bartley: [doing an alright, it’s alright sort of gesture like she’s a spooked horse because you don’t want to get her more worked up, turning in your kitchen to look around until inspiration strikes and you get a protein bar type thing out of your food cupboard and push it towards her ‘eat that’ because her teeth were chattering and they won’t be able to if she’s chewing and sugar for shock and protein in general when you’re shaky like that to make you feel better, these were all thoughts that ran through your head and it’s the best you can do, telling her what flavour it is even though they never meet those bold claims lol]

Carly: [she in fact is a spooked horse, that’s so accurate, the way she as immediately puts her water down and takes a bite of this just because he told her to because if nothing else she’s a compliant girlie no matter what these boys are asking of her and it breaks my heart actually, at least the worst consequence to come from this is the gross taste basically all protein bars have and especially would back in the day when this is set so do an ADORABLE face at it because you’re like ew but you’re still eating it and trying to be polite, thanking him in a sassy tone (and with her mouth full cos she doesn’t want to swallow this lol) like wow thanks so much this is delicious, because it’s amusing how bad it is and that genuinely does make you smile in spite of it all]

Bartley: [laughing a little at her face, pleased she’s distracted because that means she can’t be locked into panicking now ‘it’s good for you, alright’ nudging her skinny arm like you could use some muscle, using it to direct her to the sofa to sit, picking up her water to bring, pulling your curtain across because not trying to deal with your brother who’s still about undoubtedly right now lol]

Carly: [swallow this gross mouthful of protein bar and then stick your tongue out firstly in that way of being like UGH gross but also to show him that you did as if there was any alternative, flexing her arm and looking at it amused as if she’s suddenly gonna be 💪 because of that one bite, sit but do flinch a lil bit at the sound of the curtain being pulled across cos that sound does put my jumpy ass on edge sometimes and you’re allowed to be, another thanks, but more genuinely, so quiet and soft in gypsy lingo which you’re basically fluent in but are scared to directly use to these boys in case they get mad but here and now you want him to know you really mean it and what it’s for]

Bartley: [shaking your head but grinning like oh you ‘need to put some work in too’ nodding your head in the direction of some exercise equipment/kit of some description like she’s gonna get cracking immediately, clearing your throat because they definitely aren’t meant to be impressed with you for knowing it so we’re trying not to comment, a shrug is as far as we’re going but we’re also not making you leave so there it is, sit yourself down on a nearby chair and do some processing of what just happened and the conversation you’re going to have to have now thanks to]

Carly: [like the sweet summer child she is, she will be getting on this exercise equipment whatever it may be and having a go, probably doing it hilariously wrong because she’d have no reason to know the right way because none of her mum’s bfs are staying around long enough to move their stuff in and give her a demo but just loling about it even if she’s in danger of getting herself in peril with this, we’re just doing whatever we can to feel something that’s positive at any given time, this is why Rocky loves her because she’s a chaotic and fun loving kid exactly like him]

Bartley: [showing her how to do it properly (not before taking off loads of weight undoubtedly like you’re a girl and you couldn’t possibly lift that lol), shaking your head in amusement at her attempt]

Carly: [tbf he’s not wrong she’s not Alison and she defs couldn’t lift it so you’re saving her from injuring herself being silly here, fun is being had for a second trying this out how she’s meant to but it’s undoubtedly less fun than her hilariously wrong way she was trying to, so do it a few times and then stop and give him a look like there I’ve mastered it, just using it like a chair instead]

Bartley: [telling her how many reps and sets and all the like you do of everything because Moses has shown you what he does and you want to be looking and feeling like him about yourself, it’s giving boring tbh but you’re a teenage boy, I don’t make the rules]

Carly: [nod along like that’s lovely thank you for telling me because none of it makes any sense to you remotely but you’re glad he’s talking to you instead of being mad at you like you feared he would be and highkey are still waiting for him to be so that makes you seem genuinely interested and happy to hear this, as well as giving you a chance to check him and his muscles out while he’s talking, pass him the protein bar you don’t want to finish so it only has your big overly ambitious bite out of it ‘waste not, want not’]

Bartley: [‘you’re such a girl’ part dismissive like oh you silly woman what would you know but also like yes, it’s appropriate you don’t care about such things as working out and protein because you are, in fact, a girl and this is for boy’s, taking said protein bar from her and finishing it off without any thought because it’s standard for you ‘he won’t come back now’ risking a slide back into panic territory but sounding so entirely convinced and like the matter is settled that you have to because you want her to know and believe it]

Carly: [a smile like yes I am thank you for noticing because she is such a girl and that’s a way her and Alison differ, we’re living the gender stereotypes and norms of this site, hence ‘at risk of her ears burning over the way there, did she not feed you?’ meaning his mother, jokingly at how quickly he ate that but also there’s the genuine if she didn’t then Carly will, like before when she borrowed his key and came in, because we’d rather focus on how this boy and his life is than the mess of our own 5ever]

Bartley: [avoid making eye contact for this, not quite blushing but just like no, not engaging with anything that could even be vaguely flirty thank you lol, putting your head in your hands to ponder her question ‘cos you can’t remember now ‘was a bit more pressing matters at hand than tea, like’ because no, you were distracted by that man and his reappearance ‘probably come knocking if I’ve missed messages’ getting your phone out as if out of your own panicked state enough to check it finally]

Carly: [you see his reaction to you and it’s enough to make you push some loose hair that’s fallen from your messy updo you’re clearly rocking to avoid getting your hair in the toilet earlier behind your ear but that’s all, the no flirting rule is understood ‘was’ using his earlier tone of but it’s over now and done with cos she’d love to believe it, getting up and busying herself with whatever she needs to do to make this boy a meal like it’s nbd]

Bartley: [letting her do this without argument because she has to stay here until she’s ready to face her mother/the mess has taken herself back out, so why not, both need to eat, both need something to do, she can cook, you can message your fam, so we can try to brother here if you like?]

Carly: [I’m down because she’s busy making whatever she’s making and then putting it down in front of him at the table when she has, toying with her own like a kid who doesn’t like it because we’re not hungry but we’re not gonna make him eat alone and make it weird, so there’s time to kill for a brotherly convo, we can always do a cali one too like you said]

Bartley: [exactly dr phil, we know the vibes, come at me if you want baby]

Johnny: What have you to say for yourself?

Bartley: Me?

Bartley: You heard what he had to say for himself, no defense there 

Johnny: I’m hearing you’re coming to that girl’s defense in spite of what I’ve said

Bartley: It’s only about a man like that not being welcome here

Johnny: It’s about who’s welcoming his sort when they’re not themselves

Bartley: It’s not my place to do anything about [Carly’s mum]

Bartley: I’ve let her know what I think, sure, but she’s not one to care, is she

Johnny: You’ve done right by our family and the immediate trouble, I’ll handle the rest with [Carly’s mum]

Bartley: What are you going to do?

Johnny: She’s been warned, here’s when we’ve the need to follow through

Bartley: I know

Bartley: the woman’s no sense though

Johnny: Her lack of sense’ll be taken elsewhere to be somebody else’s problem

Bartley: Will it?

Bartley: You’ll have to convince [however many elders we’re saying] of it

Johnny: Conviction enough in the disgrace she is and the company she keeps

Bartley: Has been the whole time she’s been here though

Johnny: Her man, if he’s to be called that, crossed a line

Bartley: What if they don’t believe us, none of them were there

Bartley: and they leave her alone because no one is allowed to mind our business so we don’t mind anyone else’s, they’d need something that big and I’ve no evidence of it

Johnny: No one wants it to be on their head they ignored a risk that big

Johnny: different sticking their neck out and giving some benefit of the doubt if she were one of us or her daughter’s daddy even, how she likes to claim, but everyone knows their identity’s not so

Bartley: I suppose not

Bartley: how unquietly she’ll go is a risk in itself

Johnny: Sure, but it’s best taken

Bartley: Hope so

Johnny: Good riddance

Johnny: then the site’ll be back to decent

Bartley: It’ll be me that everyone gets onto if not

Johnny: What wrong have you done?

Bartley: It’ll be me overreacting or making something out of nothing when they don’t want to hear it

Johnny: If they don’t, they’re at fault

Bartley: Yeah and sometimes they are

Bartley: no one can claim to be perfect 

Johnny: None of us are

Johnny: all the same, daddy wouldn’t not believe us

Bartley: What if this is just one of her stories

Bartley: he’d not thank us for wasting his time on make-believe 

Johnny: And is it?

Bartley: How could I say for certain, like?

Bartley: he looked weird but he wasn’t doing nothing proper

Johnny: You’ve the knowing in you to go by, at the sight of it, whatever you saw

Bartley: I were just trying to do the right thing

Johnny: There’s sisters, nieces and cousins to think of, babies some of ‘em

Bartley: Exactly

Bartley: and they’re safe, we sorted it

Johnny: You did good, you know

Bartley: Then can we leave it here?

Johnny: Maybe

Johnny: as I can trust you to have that van under your eye

Johnny: 3rd strike and they’re out

Bartley: ‘Course

Bartley: he won’t be back, some sense if not decency

Johnny: None like him neither, he ain’t alone in his behaviour and that woman never spends a night by herself she can help it

Bartley: I’m on it

Johnny: Right, it’s in hand

Johnny: shoo that girl home and we’ll say no more

Bartley: She’s only in here not to be in the way, nothing else

Johnny: I’m no eejit

Johnny: send her on her way unless you’re after being made into 1

Bartley: I’m not one either

Bartley: she knows where they live if that’s what she’s after doing

Johnny: You’ve been told about being pals with her

Bartley: Barely what we are 

Bartley: I just wasn’t going to see her raped here in front of the women and children, wouldn’t even the likes of her mother 

Johnny: By god, ‘course not

Johnny: but you’ve no more reason to see her now

Bartley: She’s just sitting in so her mother doesn’t kick off at her and make a scene when one was just avoided

Johnny: Getting between her and her mother isn’t your place

Bartley: Not what I’m doing

Johnny: No matter the state of it, they’re a family

Johnny: she’s nothing to do with you

Bartley: I’m not treating her like she is

Bartley: do it for anyone, like I said, that’s all there is to it

Johnny: Watch how you’re treating her

Johnny: we all of us know full well what Carly would do for anyone

Bartley: Yeah, anyone

Bartley: sos I’m not interested

Johnny: She’s too comfortable, I’ve said so a long time

Bartley: I doubt that now

Bartley: not for the pair of them and how they treated her

Johnny: There’s little doubt she’s amoral, they weren’t going to treat her any different than she’s shown herself to want

Bartley: Thinking you want something and the reality is a whole different thing

Bartley: she clearly couldn’t hack it, especially Moses

Johnny: Reckoning you belong here when you’re a tourist would skew her reality

Johnny: she’s a gorja plaything to Moses, what he’s been raised to believe is a rite of passage

Bartley: Want of a decent family will do that, I figure

Johnny: As long as he looks only to his daddy for a example to be set, he’ll be lacking in plenty, true enough

Bartley: Works for him and her, yeah, plenty of people

Johnny: I don’t encourage the fuck ups, if you’ve sense you won’t either

Johnny: she’s a mess and there’ll come a day soon she’ll get herself in bother batting her eyelashes at lads can’t get her out of

Bartley: I don’t, who could I encourage, they encourage me

Johnny: Her, it’s not to take much, her carry on as it is without

Bartley: Leave it out, John

Bartley: she’s eyes for Moses, not me

Johnny: Moses had his fill of her, she’s eyes for any of us who’ll look over 

Bartley: I told you I ain’t

Johnny: Don’t mean I have to like her being under your eye right now, no good’s to come of it, for the decency behind your actions, hers never are

Bartley: She’s on her phone, I’m on mine talking to you

Johnny: I’m just asking you to go careful ‘round the girl

Bartley: I’m telling you that I am, it’s alright

Johnny: And if you’ve proper heard me instead of telling us what you reckon I’m after hearing with nothing behind it, I’ll leave it

Bartley: Why do you think that?

Johnny: I’ve been the age you are

Johnny: been tempted to do as I shouldn’t

Bartley: You’re not old enough to talk like you still aren’t, you aren’t married to no one nor promised to

Johnny: Not yet

Johnny: but the likes of Carly offers none to me

Bartley: You scare her

Johnny: She should be, holy show she makes of herself puts her at risk, I’m the least of her troubles

Bartley: I’ve not got it in me to be scary, doesn’t mean I’m her pal

Johnny: It means she’s got you in mind to be the pushover Ronan is, be careful you ain’t

Bartley: She knows I’m not

Bartley: didn’t get tricked into sleeping with her, did I

Johnny: Time enough still for all manner of tricks, what I’m telling you

Bartley: I’m not an idiot

Johnny: And for all the ways she’s a dope, nor is she at this

Bartley: I know how to handle myself around women, I’m not the total virgin they say I am

Johnny: That’s private between you and the girls themselves

Johnny: the whore she is has to be handled different

Bartley: If I was after my turn I could’ve taken it

Johnny: You’re not to give her ideas you’re after anything

Bartley: I turned her down

Johnny: You opened your door to her, did you not?

Bartley: Not for that, no

Bartley: trust me, she’d be in no mood

Johnny: Tonight, but come on now, in the light of a new day without the threat of her ma’s bad taste hanging over her head, her mood’s bound to change

Bartley: She can’t make me do nothing

Bartley: and any other day, we’re hanging out with everyone else

Johnny: You should hang out with the girl less

Bartley: I don’t, they hang around us

Johnny: Busy yourself with more than your cousins’ parties and she’d have no excuses to

Bartley: That’s not all I do, wes all of us work

Johnny: I remember telling Moses how you pull your weight on jobs, yeah

Bartley: There you are then, don’t have a go, like

Johnny: You need telling you’re smarter than this

Bartley: Smarter than what though?

Bartley: Am I not to spend time with them, they’re family

Johnny: Than them, family or not

Bartley: Sure, it’s not hard to be than Ro

Johnny: Nor Moses, he hasn’t once been ruled by that part of himself

Bartley: Ha, true enough

Johnny: You know where I am and why it is I keep my distance

Bartley: You don’t like parties

Johnny: I don’t like what happens at theirs

Bartley: You prefer being at a table with the elders

Johnny: They care about what’s important, not little girls and fires

Bartley: They’re just older, different shit to talk about, that’s all

Johnny: You’ll all grow yourselves up, it’ll just take Moses longer than most

Bartley: He’s going to live how he wants

Johnny: I’m not his keeper, if only I had that in me, God alone knows how hard I’ve tried

Bartley: It’s worth no more sweat and tears

Johnny: Or blood and bruises on his end

Bartley: there are plenty of girls he can mess with, why would he bother with her again

Johnny: That’s my point, as many others for you if you’re of a mind to, she’s a liability

Bartley: I’m fine, you know I don’t want a song and dance about it

Johnny: I can quit speaking her name then, can I?

Bartley: I hope so

Bartley: you seem like you reckon her 

Johnny: What you seem to reckon of her is what we’re talking about

Bartley: You’ve got the wrong end of the stick

Johnny: No

Bartley: Fuck’s sake

Bartley: yes

Johnny: Girls and lads can’t be friends

Bartley: they ain’t my friends, they’re just around

Bartley: I’d be doing the same stuff if they weren’t

Johnny: She’s closer than needs be, that’s your doing

Bartley: That nonces

Johnny: He’s gone and where’s she, still?

Bartley: I’ve told you why

Johnny: You’d have no care for scenes between her and her mammy if you didn’t care for her

Bartley: I care for trouble not being brought, that’s what that is

Johnny: Give over

Johnny: [Carly’s mum]’s mouth isn’t none, site’s deaf to it

Bartley: My ears ain’t, who wants to hear it on a [whatever day it is lol]

Bartley: sorry you don’t see it as a good enough reason, she’ll be out soon enough

Johnny: I don’t see it as soon enough

Bartley: sure I’m not even talking to her

Johnny: ‘Cause I’m giving you a talking to

Bartley: no, we weren’t before, she was crying and that

Johnny: And I feel bad for the girl, I’ve never said she’s owed being hurt

Bartley: Sos there was nothing else I could do

Johnny: You had no choice, going forward you do

Bartley: ‘Course

Johnny: And it’s yours to make but I’m not blind to looking out for you while I’ve chance

Bartley: Before your focus is to be your own children, you mean

Johnny: Yeah

Bartley: You’ve years

Johnny: You’ve years and years

Bartley: to behave, if I listen to all your words, aye

Johnny: To walk a path you feel’s right

Bartley: I know, I know

Bartley: and I’m not going to be no proper bother to you or to daddy, alright

Johnny: You’re no bother to me

Bartley: Never am

Johnny: However big my family gets, you’ve your place

Bartley: Away with ye, being soft

Johnny: Softness ain’t wrong when it’s not for gorja girls who’d do their worst with it, mammy’d have you know

Bartley: ah you’re not to be telling her or none of them, have my life for no reason 

Johnny: I’ll tell [whichever of their older sisters is the most extra out of the 2] if I’m given reason, pray I shan’t be

Bartley: Funny

Johnny: Oh is it now?

Johnny: what’s funny is how [one of their younger sisters who’s giving very little, maybe the littlest but therefore allowed to be sassy still]’d have Carly’s life

Bartley: Yeah, you should be watching her not me but anything for an easy life, eh

Johnny: The running already done for her’s what makes her bold as she is

Bartley: I dare you to question mammy’s parenting to her face

Johnny: I’d sooner avoid showing mine and go hungry

Bartley: What I thought

Bartley: and avoid [this little sister lol], result

Johnny: She’s her uses

Johnny: as a threat to you and your pal Carly for 1, like [the name of a particularly fierce dog on site, whether past or present lol]

Bartley: Maybe when she’s all her adult teeth in

Johnny: Maybe she’ll cut some biting back what she’s not to say

Bartley: Not gonna happen

Johnny: Best not

Bartley: I don’t need threatening

Johnny: Least that fella weren’t, you’d have need of [their healer nan and her iconic gypsy nickname] else

Bartley: No chance, a man like that’s a coward always

Johnny: No man at all

Bartley: so I’d not be letting myself take a punch off of him

Johnny: You’d be taking another off me

Bartley: Goes without saying

Johnny: [tell him about this other longer and more risky job you’re about to go on because your father has asked you to which is why jemily say you and Moses can’t go on the hol (even though you couldn’t anyway) because it’s giving, I mean it, stay out of trouble, without repeating himself but also he’s trusting him by telling him about it] 

Bartley: I’ll keep an eye whilst you’re gone

Johnny: Be grand then

Bartley: You can focus on what you’ve got to do and keeping Moses in line, like

Johnny: Full time work itself

Bartley: No joke

Bartley: Ronan’s much easier

Johnny: Like [you comparing him to a different site dog past or present who was dopey basically lol]

Bartley: Yeah, only moving for food

Bartley: no wonder he weren’t picked

Johnny: Near asleep the other day from [doing something you think is easy and not at all taxing]

Bartley: I’m the one who has to do the other half of whatever the fuck he’s meant to be

Bartley: head in the clouds

Johnny: head full of Carly’s little mate

Bartley: Obviously

Bartley: when he’s not sat on his arse he’s following her around

Johnny: Shaming at his age

Johnny: might as well not have had a birthday since [whatever age we’re saying this behaviour warrants]

Bartley: Just how they’ll be, all about the chase

Bartley: bore once it’s done

Johnny: Their daddy’s the same, no feeling held for his own wife when she was

Bartley: Exactly

Bartley: either of them could’ve kept seeing Carly and they didn’t

Johnny: [say something about the last girl you heard Moses bragging about/rating whenever that was, like yeah he’s onto her now]

Bartley: Suppose he’ll settle down when he gets all 10s

Johnny: Big if there, and ask of the girls he’s scoring, who’ve probably a 7 in them at highest

Bartley: He’d say his standards are high, we’d say he keeps them that high so he can keep looking, sure

Johnny: Be why he were picked for [however long this job is] away

Bartley: He’d find women on an oil rig, makes no odds

Johnny: Sure, but he’d say they find him, no fault of his own

Bartley: That’s not total bollocks, whenever we’re out girls come up to him

Johnny: He’s the look of his daddy and what they’d both call the luck of too

Bartley: Jammy

Johnny: I’ve my opinions what he is

Bartley: You’re not bothered by the things he is, doesn’t matter to you

Johnny: Only when I’m the one who has to worry myself about the things he does

Bartley: I don’t see the sense in it, we know he’ll not change

Johnny: When I’m asked to keep him in line it’s not for me to question the elders asking

Bartley: Yeah, I know

Bartley: just think it’s stupid, when we’ve his daddy there still to see as a prime example

Johnny: As you said, they make their mistakes

Johnny: I’ll just not be saying it to their faces either

Bartley: No deathwish

Bartley: they’d work you to it [on this job]

Johnny: We’ve all of us our graves to go to but I’m in no rush

Bartley: Good to know

Johnny: No chance when I’ve this much to do

Bartley: No rest for

Johnny: Ah go on, finish your sentence

Bartley: You pay more attention in church than me, you know it

Johnny: I should be paying attention to your behaviour in church, sounds of

Bartley: [the priest] didn’t die and put you in charge yet

Johnny: Blasphemy piling on itself, like

Bartley: Blasphemy? The man is pushing 100, surely he’s to go meet his maker and be glad for it

Johnny: Keep talking, you’ll have him struck down and is his grave on your word

Bartley: You’re gas

Johnny: When I find the time to drag you to church before my going you’ll not be laughing

Bartley: I’m far too busy for it

Johnny: Crying girls can’t comfort themselves, is it?

Bartley: Ha ha

Bartley: don’t you have something that needs fixing to attend to now

Johnny: Loads of somethings to be fixed

Bartley: Yous prefer the sort with engines, or at least don’t speak back, on with you, like

Bartley: I get the message, no church necessary 

Johnny: Later

Johnny: Sunday to be exact

Bartley: In a few

Carly: hey

Carly: sorry youre sure to b busy 🌺🐝

Ali: Never too busy for you

Ali: what’s up?

Carly: - craic here due for a few ☔️🥀🫗❤️‍🩹

Carly: im best out from under [her mum] & 🚗👍 so if I go quiet im 💀👻 or my phone

Ali: *what’s up with storm [her mum’s name] now?

Carly: i dont wanna say cept to shes gonna be v 😤😠😡🤬 @ me

Ali: we’re still 😤😠😡🤬 at her

Ali: you can’t just go 💀👻 on me

Carly: I cant stay w you your mam is forever 😤😠

Ali: Never at you, she’s too many legitimate targets

Ali: has something happened, give me a clue

Carly: i need awaying like now 🦋🪶🐞🍃🪁🎈

Ali: that bad

Ali: then we’ll make a plan

Carly: hes readying himself to make me go idk where I’m to

Ali: no man or boy can make you go anywhere, for starters

Carly: well its his van he’s the right

Carly: & the boy has done more than enough

Ali: you’re at barts

Ali: what has he said?

Carly: no nothing

Carly: hes been my hero like before 💚🔐🥊💪🔦☄️🐆🐉🎇🐺🌠🐻🦈🧰🦁🌚🐯🦅🚀🐈⚔️🫏💚

Ali: good, then you’ve no need for leaving until I get there and know what’s what

Carly: god u cant

Carly: its so awkward idk if its cos hes 🤢🤮 of me & how I said id handle whats gone on or why but jfc 

Ali: it’s never awkward with us, long as 3 ain’t company and that isn’t how it sounds so

Ali: he’s no good with words but at least his actions count

Carly: please dont

Carly: I’m not even meant to b in here never mind the 3 of us & hes already 😤😠😡🤬 @ me

Ali: you can come out, it’s okay

Carly: its not nothing is

Carly: hes after me living w my nan forever from now on

Ali: you need to fill me in

Ali: why is he trying to make those sort of decisions 

Carly: every1 hates me for the trouble i am

Ali: I don’t

Carly: he wouldn’t stop

Carly: none of them would stop

Carly: i didnt know what 2 to do for the best

Ali: what did they do 

Carly: he saw her man back & ����🥊🤕 

Carly: idk how many of em involved themselves before the finish

Ali: how long has he been back Carls?

Carly: i was grand ive my 🔐 & I told him so but he’d not listen

Ali: I can’t pretend I don’t feel the same about that creep being around at all, lock or no lock

Ali: but no wonder you’re panicked

Carly: I’d of seen to it, I said

Carly: if theres 1 thing ive the knowing of its how to make a man or boy the same be on his way

Ali: it’s too risky with the likes of him

Carly: he 💭s i’d let the other girls here of his family be @ risk

Carly: but it wouldve worked so I’d never, fella like thats only after what he cant have

Carly: i give him it, he dont want it no more & he’d move himself on

Ali: No, honey

Ali: you can’t do that and even if it worked, he then thinks everyone on site is vulnerable and a victim and they would’ve had to come to blows over it anyway

Ali: it’s not on you, I’d say it isn’t on [her mum] but she looked the other way so her defence went out the window then

Carly: she blamed me for not making enough effort as was

Carly: ha shes about to be raging like

Ali: She’s lucky the gardi aren’t on their way

Ali: and she’s been spared another second in the company of a pervert like that

Carly: be all my room thrown over the grass before anything else

Carly: unless she reckons im not to take nothing but the whorey clothes on my back

Ali: fuck that being her decision

Ali: I’ll get what you want for you

Carly: I just wanna leave til she’s calmer

Ali: We are

Carly: don’t put yourself in her way you’d b hurt cos of me & bb already put himself @ risk of that

Carly: i can’t take no more

Ali: She’d not do anything to me

Ali: but alright, I promise

Carly: last time she went for us had to wear my hair different for donkeys years, clump she had out

Carly: who can trust her

Ali: I don’t, I trust myself

Ali: she shouldn’t do that, not to you, you aren’t some random cow at the pub 

Carly: competition under her own roof’s what I am, cant walk away from us at last orders

Ali: but you’re not

Ali: does she want to be delusional as well as past it

Carly: i’ve gotta get my insane from somewhere

Ali: she’s not, she’s just

Ali: not who’s important right now

Carly: what am I to do?

Carly: other than walk into the 🌊 so’s theyre high enough I cant feel where he touched me for the cold

Ali: we’ll go, as far away as we can

Ali: so far the 🌊’ll be warmer than a bath

Carly: ive no €€€s sorry

Ali: I’ll get some

Carly: from who or what?

Ali: that’s what I’m working out, I’ve some saved, we need less than you think

Ali: we won’t go for the all-inclusive like your mammy

Carly: ill work out paying you back

Ali: that’s a later problem, all we needs to get away

Carly: & what of the problem of your man?

Carly: he’ll be as 😤😠😡🤬 as my mammy you just up & away w me

Ali: nah, I’ll talk to him, make him see

Carly: he sees me as a pain in his hole

Ali: he’s my concern, don’t you worry

Carly: i’ve no 😭 or 🤮 in us @ the minute 🍀🐇🌠 would have it

Ali: good, have a rest

Carly: k but

Ali: I know, it’s REALLY awkward

Carly: yea

Ali: maybe don’t go in his room, bet on him breaking before you do anyway

Carly: no moving from this here table like ive been 🔐⛓🔐

Ali: am I to fetch you

Ali: can knock on the window 

Carly: r you on site?

Ali: not yet

Carly: when he’s done with his plate I’ll come out

Carly: long as i say im only waiting for u hes not gonna stop me

Ali: he can keep being a hero a while longer

Carly: & I can keep his 🍴🥣🫙🧽🧼🫧✨

Carly: even if idk about being

Ali: you’re the purest

Carly: never ever but if he’s after us being gone it’ll look like I weren’t there

Ali: yes you are

Ali: he’s probably never washed a plate in his life, like, novelty alone will win points

Carly: mammy’s boy hes theres no need 👼

Ali: need if he wants to get out from under her apron and under someone else’s eventually

Carly: he’s years

Ali: only takes a moment, he’s not that useless, like

Carly: ha

Carly: I mean before he settles to a wife

Ali: yep, they all do

Ali: nobody does it early now, the lads are usually older than the girls too so

Carly: he said I’d hate it

Ali: being married? 

Carly: yea only being with 1 person

Ali: and he wouldn’t?

Carly: I wouldn’t but he thinks im some slag & a half

Ali: it wouldn’t make you a slag anyway

Carly: I was made into one before i did anything anyway

Ali: I think he might be a virgin

Carly: probably

Ali: He’s intimidated by it all

Carly: its scary hes not wrong

Ali: he’s not on that one

Carly: I should’ve lied this man of hers was the 1st

Carly: not told him how young they started on @ me

Ali: boys don’t like feeling helpless

Ali: well, none of us do but they don’t handle it well

Carly: i didnt mean to

Ali: it’s not your shame to keep, him feeling shit about it is because it’s shit

Carly: my trouble is ive none, what they all say

Ali: they talk shit

Carly: & shite sticks

Carly: here I am walking round covered 💩🤎

Ali: if you’re the problem then they can stop feeling bad about all the bad stuff that’s happened to you

Ali: the idea, anyway

Carly: when can i? be grand to stop feeling bad

Ali: I know right

Ali: I’m working on it

Carly: you’re 💛🧚✨🚕💡🌠🔑⚡️🌟👼🐣🎇🎷🌞🍯🐝🌻💛

Ali: 🌞🌞🌞

Ali: what if they came too, since everyone feels a bit 💩🤎

Carly: would they? 😁🌞🌈

Ali: worth the asking

Ali: and they might know of places and people we can stay with

Carly: theyve family everywhere enough 🌎🌍🌏🪐🛸

Ali: and money so there’s no awkwardness in the ask

Ali: who doesn’t want to escape for a bit

Carly: ah but hows the awkwardness between u & ro?

Ali: nah, nothing that can’t be worked out 

Ali: honestly, we’re both old enough to handle it

Carly: nothing a hol fling for the lad wouldn’t fix

Ali: precisely, he’ll be grand, not to miss it on my account

Carly: k its a plan coming together

Ali: just debating how to go about breaking it

Ali: he’s going away for work, so timing wise, we’d not get to be together anyway

Carly: how long for?

Ali: [tell her]

Carly: jesus thats ages

Ali: I know

Ali: what else am I meant to do with myself

Carly: & he’s only just home from the last

Carly: if i didn’t know better i’d reckon his daddy did of you

Ali: that or an affair

Ali: 😭 or 🤮 or both

Carly: him or his daddy or both?

Ali: from what I know his daddy would never

Ali: so it would be devastating news but no

Carly: from what I know of you johno should never

Ali: wouldn’t cross my mind

Carly: he’ll be crossing himself @ the sight of me & my ma both

Ali: I’m sorry

Carly: youve no reason to be

Ali: breaks every rule in the book to be in love with someone who’s so mean to you

Carly: come now what rules r for

Ali: he’s just

Ali: he’d not thank me for trying to explain him, I’ll leave it

Carly: idc how he treats me long as he’s good to you

Ali: I care

Ali: he don’t know you properly, and he never will, so what he thinks isn’t to matter on this 

Carly: he don’t owe me decent

Carly: what have i shown him of myself that is, lying with both his cousins & causing untold bother

Ali: he knows what his cousins are like

Carly: sure & ive the knowing what I am

Ali: what have I done, more or less the same

Carly: no baby 

Carly: it’s not

Ali: I’m just saying, it’s only not because it’s him

Ali: he’d think the same of me if I’d gone for Ro or whatever

Carly: nope it’s like I said to his brother

Carly: your insides are different to mine, you don’t 💜🪀💜 cos you’ve a loyalty to you

Ali: you’ve not been given any reason to be loyal

Ali: you tried with Moses and he threw it back at you

Carly: i didn’t try hard enough I’m not good enough

Carly: you never give up

Ali: he’s the slag, simple truth of it

Carly: maybe but in truth its done with

Ali: he’s away too, he won’t be able to even suggest coming, don’t worry

Carly: oh

Carly: that keeps things simpler

Ali: his tan’ll have to wait

Carly: or be bought from a bottle 🧡🤎🧡

Ali: sucks for him

Carly: I miss being wanted the way he made it known he did

Carly: does that make me destined for the 🔥?

Ali: of course not, who doesn’t want that

Carly: his virgin cousin

Ali: poor boy

Carly: ive proper fucked everything there

Ali: maybe it’d be he’d not get his head around you being with them first

Ali: it’s out of your control now, he’s to decide

Carly: he can’t he’s told us

Ali: you couldn’t know that

Carly: I’m to have my own fling 👙💋🍉😘🍹💞🤿😍❤️‍🔥🥰👒

Ali: what happens abroad

Carly: pray for a language barrier like 🙏💙🔮💜🤞🌠

Ali: talkings overrated

Carly: 😶💛 hint taken

Ali: oh hush you, only psyching myself up to talk to Johnny before I ask the lads

Carly: sorry for the mood he’s to be in

Carly: it’s all my fault

Ali: not how I’m gonna frame it

Carly: still

Carly: [I’m sorry x 13 because I still can’t be trusted to count]

Ali: 🤫 x13

[drpeppertummy]

Max 6? Whats Kestler gonna do?

tormenting our old boy,,,

6. An audible burp that forces its way out when they're not expecting it?

he is . SO mortified but he knows theres no saving himself at that point so hes just like . Jeez . Excuse Me . 😑 & accepts whatever his colleagues have to say about it. unless it goes on excessively & then hes like ALRIGHT🙄😠

[nintendouniverse2023]

Bowser Presents Peaches

(Once a pond a time in Bowsers main airship but part first class in the middle of the sky at night. The Koopa Guard were keep in watch to make sure nether The Mario Bros trust pass here. When Mario was behind the copter leg keep in watch for the window roof on the steel. Suddenly a sneeze came from Luigi, which scared Mario a bit, Mario confronts Luigi about that.)

Mario: *Whispers* Luigi! Not so loud!

Luigi: *Whispers* Sorry Mario, It’s-a so cold tonight.

Mario: *Whispers* I know-a. Im-a cold too, but we need to stay quiet. Our lives were nearly on live here.

Luigi: *Whispers* Ohhh. I wish our sister was here with us right now, she ussally come with-a hot drink before leavening at night time adventures. Maybe bring-a two more for use you know?

Mario: *Whispers* Mara is in bed right now back at home, right now, we just need to get-a Peach from The Green Scaled Hot Head but with stealth this time. Check if theres any luck getting through-a.

(Luigi goes to the leg to found out the Koopa is walking away from the glass celling.)

Luigi: *Whispers* Okay, He’s-a gone.

Mario: *Whispers* Let’s-a go!

(Mario and Luigi quickly tipped toed towards the table all they way to the glass celling. They lakes on top of it as they watched.)

Luigi: *Whispers* So what’s the plan-a?

Mario: *Whispers* I don’t know, just stay stealthy For now. Just wait till whatever this is, then will make our move once it’s dark.

(Inside the room was a big room with a red soft floor. Some line windows on the left and right walls. 100 tables of some of Bowsers Troops and Koopa citizens for Darklands were at eating their meals for tonight. Boom Boom in tie and Pom Pom in a dress has already put tied up Princess Peach)

Princess Peach: Whatever Bowser was planning to do to make me be his finance, it won’t work!

Pom Pom: Oh nothing, Just a song to you Mushroom heart to convince you to make out with the King.

Princess Peach: Your Hilarious l:

Pom Pom: Thank you! I get this a lot during training in the dojo. Your a prefect guest star… or a forever guest. Come bro, lets get the show on!

(The curtains opens to reveal a piano, two flame holders and a huge star. The Koopa Sibs behind the Piano and Peach began to quite the audience.)

Pom Pom: Excuse me every Koopa! Can I get everyone’s attention? Guys? Guys?

(But they audience still didn’t get their attention, So Boom Boom, banging the floor so loud in frustration saying.)

Boom Boom: SHE SAID GET OUR ATTENTION YOU BLABBER MOUTH!!!

(The Audience got scared and began to listen.)

Boom Boom: Jess! I have to do everything for you, do I? *To the audience* This show will now commence! Tonight we proudly present the future queen of Dark Lands, Princess Peach! Now before we do, make sure their will be no talking (unless whisper talking), no texting and no trash talk! Break them, then your bounced off the airship! No Parashoot! Now presenting the main singer for tonight, The King of Koopas! The Master of Flaming Blast of laser! The Raging Tyrant to Toad! The deep hearted rocker and romantic koopa! KING BOWSER!!!

(As the audience clapped while Boom Boom and Pom Pom take a seat to the near by tables, Bowser came walking in the stage and began to take a seat on the piano chair. He snaps his fingers revling the Star to make a pink glow as well as the fire and smoke machine was pink as well. Bowser make a confident deep breath and then starts playing on the piano.)

Bowser: This one is for my one and only true love…Princess Peach.

Princess Peach: Oh Brother 😒

Bowser: *singing* Peach…Your so cool. And with my Star we’re gonna rule… Peach…Understand…I’m gonna love ya till the very end! Peaches (10x), I LOVE YOU!!! OOOOHHHH! Peaches (10x), I LOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEE YOOOOOUUUUU!!! OOOOHHH!!!

(While Bowsers bust resting his throat for a bit, Pom Pom whispers to her brother saying)

Pom Pom: Wow. Never expected that he had such a voice. You think Ludwig might have-

Boom Boom: Shhhhhh!!!

Pom Pom: Just saying… 😠

Bowser: *singing* Mario, Luigi and a Donkey Kong too! A Thousand troops of Koopas couldn’t keep me from you. Princess Peach, that the end of the line, I’LL MAKE YOU MIIIINNNNEEEE!!! OOOOHHHH!!! Peaches (10x) I LOOOOOOVVVVVEEE YOOOUUU!!! PEACHES! PEACHEEEEEEESSSS,! PEAAAAAAAAAACCCCCHHHH! PEAAAAAAAAAACCCCCHHHH!

(Bowser kept screaming Peach so loud that the windows began to break including the celling window that caused The Mario Bros falling down crashing into one of the tables. The piano stops as Bowser looks at the bros. Luigi teases Mario saying.)

Luigi: So much for stealth…

Mario: Oh Shut up!

(Bowser began to stand in front of them as The Audience run off with some of the troops began to fight.)

Bowser: Mario! How on earth you get here!?

Mario: Your deaf making song! That is what, Real lady killer! NOT!!!

Bowser: *Offended Gasped* ILL BURN YOU TO A CRISP FOR THAT!!!

(Bowser use fire blast as the bros dodged the attack. Mario knocks out some Koopas and throws two shells at him. Bowser launched him at Mario and smashed the floor, launching Mario and hurting him. He gets ups with a fire flower and activates it as he runs off. Bowser chases after while Luigi was forced to fight Boom Boom and Pom Pom. Luigi dodges the attacks while Pom Pom throws her ninja stars at him. Luigi saws Boom Boom charges at him, giving him a chance to leap frog on him, making him accidentally punched Pom Pom with some of the troops out. Which gives Luigi a chance to knock Boom Boom out with a table, he manage to flip over to his head. The Sledge Bro attacks Luigi as he pushed him to the floor and finsh him off with a hammer, but knocked out by a free Princess Peach with he side B smash attack.)

Luigi: Peach your free!

Princess Peach: Yeah. Boom Boom forgets to checks my pockets for a paper clip. Just some innocent Princess to me am I? Anyhow, I take you and your brother heard the song?

Luigi: Yeah, it was loud but yet beautiful that same time! They should get a album of his music someday!

Princess Peach: Let’s just get out of here.

(And so Luigi and Peach ran to an extra clown car, controlled by Mario who just defeated Bowser once again and flys off to first bring Peach back that the castle, then go straight home.)

The End

[lunarifie]

Rewatching Ninjago

(With no context other than the episode)

Skybound 1-2

Im gonna be completely honest, out of all the seasons, I remember skybound the most

Maybe because it was the first time the series took Jay away from the comedic role and gave him development

I need everyone to stop calling Nya ‘sweetheart’ or im going to explode them with my mind

OH WAIT I FORGOT

THIS IS THE SEASON THEY GET FAMOUS

I was so caught up on pirates, genies, and Jay being an idiot that i forgot that was a huge factor

I remember I really hated dareth this season

Dareth: Your a boy band! A hunk machine! You dont need a girl in the group!

All the ninja: 😐😑😐

They really called him out on his bullshit

Cole wants nothing to do with the love triangle 😭

God I remember hating this famous ninja thing

Theres was so much second hand embarrassment I had to endure, and now I have to do it all over again

So much unneeded drama

Like yeah, i want the ninja to have recognition, but I dont want them to become popstars 💀

just for them to be appreciated for doing their JOBS

Cole got so giddy learning he can disappear :)

Jay and Zane have weekly chess game nights its canon because I said so

I love happy Cole, yes, your a ghost but your living your best life, LIKE YOU SHOULD.

Cole: remember back in the tomb of the first spinjitzu master? When we all saw the reflections of out future selves?

Cole: When I couldnt see anything, it wasnt because I was a goner! It was because I could disappear!!! (Strikes a pose and disappears) :D

Jay: ohhhh then why dont you make like a ghost and VANISH. 🙄

Hhfkdndjfnd

Be nicer to him Jay 😭

Zane: you still havent told him about the reflection of you and nya, have you?

Jay: And ruin our friendship? No thanks.

I can promise you, Cole couldnt give two shits about having a romantic relationship with Nya. Nonetheless FIGHT you over it

Jay: Either way, she made up her mind. Its just, seeing us together, its all I can think about.

Damn.

Honestly, Nyas anger directed towards Jay is completely valid. If I was perceived by the media as merely an object or prize to be won I’d be fuming.

Its so funny that Kai is all about this ‘fame’ thing. Being the poster board face for lego ninjago at the beginning and having the most merchandise

CLOUSE!

I love reoccurring characters even if Clouse is a little bitch

Misako: They’re growing up…

Wu: Yes, but I like to think ninjago would fall apart without us.

Valid.

its nice to feel wanted

Nya: Are you sending out a CHIRP?!?!?

Kai: UH, my followers have wants too!!!!

KAI GODDAMMIT.

Purple ninja my beloved

I love little kids helping the ninja its my favorite thing

Nya: how long did it take you to make that gi?

Purple ninja: when youve broken both your legs, you have a lot of time on your hands 😊 (slams into an exit door)

Wait wait wait wait

THIS is the rooftop. THE ROOFTOP WHERE JAYA HAPPENS!!!!

Jay: We’re a team! We stick together!

Nya: thanks. But i can stick up for myself.

Cole: He was just trying to be nice 😒

Jay: Dont worry! Its just our ‘first fight’ :)

JAY. CMON DUDE.

Nyas allowed to be stingy but dont take it out on Jay 😭

Coles literally telling Nya to take Jays hand hes had enough of this bullshit 💀

Doesn’t clouse get screwed over by this genie?

Ah, excuse me. Djinn.

I forgot how Cole turns human again but if its anything like Clouses traumatically painful cries of agony then maybe he should stay a ghost…

Kais figurines are actually really cute.

Zane and Lloyd: No traces of clouse…

Yeah bc hes fucking dead

Its common knowledge now that ninjago is one of the 16 realms??? Like citizens know??? That would drive me absolutely insane.

Nadakhan: Delara died?!?

Cyrus borg as the infobot: died, expired, rot, tint, kicked the bucket-

Hfjsbfjsntbr

Cyrus borg: I cant tell you where the realm crystal is! But i can tell you who has it! And where THEY are!

Me: 😐😑😐

Man in stiix: No one here cares for them fruit-colored ninja.

Cole: Um! 🤨 excuse me 😠 what fruit is black 🙄

Jay: blackberries?

Cole:

Cole: shut it jay.

SO THIS IS WHEN THEYRE ALL SEEN AS CRIMINALS

But wtf does nadakhan have to do with this? Can he do illusions or some shit?

NOOOO NOT JAYS PARENTS STOP

I feel like my soul was ripped out at how sad they looked

Nya comforting Jay after he sees his disappointed parents 🥹

Chief: the ninja are at large, they are armed and dangerous. And—and. (Squinting at his script) they have, legs?

Chief: Call law enforcement so we can apprehend them.

Zane, dialing law enforcement: Hello? Law enforcement?

Lloyd: Zanewhatareyoudoing-

Zane: I am programmed to obey the law 🤨 I need to tell them our location.

Stiix citizens: arent you all those ninjas?

Jay: HAHA! Nope! We’re that other group that has a nindroid, a ghost, and a girl…

hfjsjfndjsdhdisnr

Kai: six against six, at least its an even number.

Lloyd: were not gonna fight citizens KAI.

Kai: … dammit…

Jay: how are we supposed to fight back??!?!? Witty banter!?!?!?!

Zane: Statistically your witty banter usually gets us into more trouble 😄

Love how Coles hoodie makes him look more ghostly

Awwwwww nya allowed jay to help her

Theyre growing :)

People of stiix calling them the fruit-colored ninja is the greatest thing

If Lego had the balls they’d call them the fruity ninja

THE CHIEF GOT MISAKO?!?!?

RONIN.

THE NINJA TRUSTED YOU YOU ASSHOLE

This is actually so interesting, i remember the ninja being framed for crimes but I forgot it was this season. And right after they were famous and beloved nonetheless.

Wait is Wu inside Djinns bottle??? Like Clouse???

Misakos so smart she already knows who nadakhan is 😌

Okay but WHY dont they believe misako and the ninja

Like is it THAT hard to believe that a past enemy the ninja defeated can create illusions, and might want revenge????

Do the police legitimately believe, the ninja, known for being stealthy and cunning, are just gonna GIVE their status on social media?????

I guess a clues a clue right

Man they dont give Nya ANY credit. That was obviously her bracelet on the rat too. It was HER plan. Not Kais 😒

Jay. Ik your not this stupid. Nya just said a djinn is bad news. Trust your future girlfriend on this one buddy.

Jay: I know from my reflection that we end up together! Maybe a wish is how!

I mean… hes not wrong.

Lloyd: then we’ll find Djinn in pairs so he cant pick us off.

Jay: (immediately goes to Nyas side with a huge smile)

Cole (popping out of nowhere): Yeah yeah! And Jay and I can look for clues at the scene of the crime where he framed us!

Cole: What do you say buddy, just like old times?

Jay: haha sweeeeeet. Who doesnt like old times 🙃

Kai and Nya: sibling team

Jay and Cole: Bruise team

Lloyd and Zane: actually-get-shit-done team

RONIN YOU ASS

I refuse to believe ronins smart enough to hack into Zanes system.

This must be so scary for Lloyd to just watch his friend go braindead

Dont-mention-Nya-every-time-your-on-screen challenge. Try it out Ronin.

He sucks so much.

Hes a cool villain though.

Ronins really catching them all like pokemon huh

Jay: its the amusement park! So many fond memories. Thats where I unlocked my true potential! Oh oh! And theres where Nya and I had out first date. I bet we’ll laugh about this in the future :)

Cole: ?

Jay: I meaaaaaan, why would she laugh about that! She hates me. 😀

Your giving yourself away Jay

Cole: The djinn can shape-shift! He could be anybody!

Jay: 😨

Jay:

Jay: (sticks his hand through ghost Cole)

Cole:…

Cole: seriously?

Jay: just needed to make sure 😊

RONIN.

Cole after hearing his friends are all captured:

Jay, at ronin: HA! You think u can electrically tie the master of lightning!

Ronin, pointing a cannon gun: Yeah but are you the master of kabloowey 🤨

Cole: You cant see me!!! Im a ghost! Am i here? Or over here!?!? HAHAHA

Ronin: I have thermal vision Cole. 😐

Cole: you do…? (Gets captured)

Ronin really DID catch them all…

The chief: Ninjago is safe once again!

I hope the chief gets fired.