#THERES NO EXCUSE FOR THIS 😠

[marlenesluv]

Moments. (LN)

summary: some posts Lando has made on his .jpg insta account while you guys are dating :’)

warnings: light cuss words (i think theres one)

this is part one! there will be a part two!

masterlist here -> masterlist link

^ check my list for the other parts! ^

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lando.jpg: the two she agreed to, and the one i got of her on the steps :)

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y/nlando.fanpage: my favorite couple is looking so good

y/n.user: i’m stealing the first two for my insta, thank you, lan <3

|> landonorris: you’re welcome🙃 (take all three)

|> y/n.user: my bun looks bad, no thank you!

|> landonorris: no it doesnt😠😒❤️

|> georgerussell63: parents are fighting again🙄

y/n.fans: mother is mothering (lando is there ig)

f1updates: we live for the content *faints*

wagsof.f1: our lovely, y/n looks so stunning

danielricciardo: when does y/n get her own .jpg act?

|> y/n.user: should i….

|> landonorris: YES, ive been saying this for months..

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lando.jpg: can you tell which photo of y/n is on my camera, and which is on my phone?🤔

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francisca.cgomes: hmm, idk, but she looks stunning in both

|> y/n.user: kika stop🥹 ily

|> francisca.cgomes: ily more, pretty😊

f1wags4life: new ship, kika & y/n

|> f1.inchident: all of the wags > their bfs

|> f1wags4life: so true

y/n.lando.fp: you guys are the cutest, i’m gonna go cry myself to sleep

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lando.jpg: just my girl converting me to a matcha man (i’ve never been happier)

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y/n.user: you’ve never been happier because of the matcha or me….

|> landonorris: both, mostly you though☺️

y/nsfanpages: and they say romance is dead? they are romance

charles_leclerc: you’re a matcha fan now, lando?

|> landonorris: ive joined the better side of the world

f1grid.fp: the ‘it’ couple in my books

ferrari.lover: i may be team ferrari on the circuit, but off the circuit, im team y/n & lando

carmenmmundt: my favorite couple

|> georgerussell63: excuse me? what about us??

|> carmenmmundt: oh…hm. we are second

|> georgerussell63: SECOND

|> y/n.user: uh oh☹️

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lando.jpg: pizza day ❤️ (pic cred: carlossainz55)

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carlossainz55: i am an amazing photographer

|> landonorris: you are definitely a photographer

|> y/n.user: i like this photo, carlos :)

|> carlossainz55: thank you, y/n! :)

|> landonorris: 😐

leclercfans1: awwww, im obsessed with them, let me be alone in peace

y/nismyfav: love this account turning into a y/n fp🥲

f1.grid.updates: they scream lana del rey

|> xoxo.grid: omg stop they do

lilymhe: i love y/n, can you pls tell her, lando

|> landonorris: y/n says she loves you too

|> lilymhe: 😁💓

|> y/n.user: LILY💓

|> alex_albon: i think our gfs like each other more than us…

|> landonorris: you THINK?

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lando.jpg: my girl looking stunning…then me and daniel

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f1islife: i love this trio

|> mclaren: we do too🤔

|> f1islife: SLAYY

arthur_leclerc: i cant believe y/n had to third wheel

|> danielricciardo: it’s tough for her sometimes

|> y/n.user: um? who’s the one in landos bed, smartass?

|> landonorris: thank god it’s you, y/n❤️

|> y/n.user: 🥰🤗

|> danielricciardo: i’m heartbroken 💔

f1wags: daniel ricciardo: a new wag?

|> fp.y/n: YES

lailahasanovic: me patiently waiting for y/n’s jpg account….🙃

|> y/n.user: i’ll make one 🙏💃

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[nottsangel]

omgomgomg there's a harry potter event at cinemas this sunday and its the halfblood prince and it has like a snack, drink, and goodie included and im so excited!!!

i needed an excuse to wear my harry potter uniform again tbh cuz that shit was EXPENSIVE.

also i might sneak my own drink tbh cuz last time i went there for an event was that 24 hour long star wars marathon and if u had like vip passes you could get a snack and drink during the breaks in between movies BUT ALL THEY HAD WAS COCA COLA AND I HATE COCA COLA 😠😠😠😠

theres gonna be so many nerds there i might faint like at the star wars movie it was a NERD FEST and some of them were so cute waaaaa

i just want a bf :(

sorry for yap yap yapping btw 😣

🌷🌷

omg THAT SOUNDS SO FUNNN !!!!! take me with you babe pleaseeee 😔😔

[starszinhis3y3s]

im so pissed off. like sick to my stomach pissed off 😡

so, yesterday, during training, this girl i was hanging out with (i saw she was struggling & im a "returner" so i helped) was trynin reeeeal hard to set me up with her roommate. like she went outta her way to: ask me if im on Grindr (i am, but ion use it cuz theres hella STIs out here 😭 everyone is so gross), to talk to me about my sexual/dating preferences (im asexual), and then wouldnt Stop trying to get me to go out with him.

my 1st excuse: "nah im good lol", "oof yeah no i dont wanna risk monkey pox!(the current wave of sti sweeping the area)", "i mean im always down to *meet* other queers in the area - yk, community n whatnot", and THEN i said "is he white? i mean...i dont date white people after some past experiences with racism in muh-"

AND SHE CUT ME OFF "😒😠 yeah youre just racist. like you know im White right? and u been hanging out with me all day." then stormed off. refused to let me talk afterwards, or explain myself.

Y'ALL. SHE WENT & SNITCHED TO THE SUPERVISOR. not JUST any supe 😡 she *specifically* went to the Queer Native supervisor(any pronouns)(literally the onleeeee other Queer Native at this resort). this bitch went off tellin stories about how i said that i "hate all white people" and painted herself the victim. when SHE was the one bein shitty.

but once i said my side to Ronnie, i was no longer in trouble for "not being inclusive"

it was SO embarrassing to have to sit thru that conversation. zey pretty much told me to keep that kinda stuff to myself, that the yt ppl around here WILL take offense to it. that she doesn't wanna see anymore "racism complaints" about me, that fey would be watching me and "taking notes", and also that briley and i needed to make up and be friends again! straight up told him "ill be friendly, civil, and helpful, i dont care about the gloves she can keep em. im not mad at her, ik why she said it, but im nawt gonna be friends with someone who calls me a a racist for having preferences and stating boundaries. especially when she know wasnt listening to my no. i genuinely thought she would understand, bein that she has a Black dad"

[drpeppertummy]

Max 6? Whats Kestler gonna do?

tormenting our old boy,,,

6. An audible burp that forces its way out when they're not expecting it?

he is . SO mortified but he knows theres no saving himself at that point so hes just like . Jeez . Excuse Me . 😑 & accepts whatever his colleagues have to say about it. unless it goes on excessively & then hes like ALRIGHT🙄😠

[nintendouniverse2023]

Bowser Presents Peaches

(Once a pond a time in Bowsers main airship but part first class in the middle of the sky at night. The Koopa Guard were keep in watch to make sure nether The Mario Bros trust pass here. When Mario was behind the copter leg keep in watch for the window roof on the steel. Suddenly a sneeze came from Luigi, which scared Mario a bit, Mario confronts Luigi about that.)

Mario: *Whispers* Luigi! Not so loud!

Luigi: *Whispers* Sorry Mario, It’s-a so cold tonight.

Mario: *Whispers* I know-a. Im-a cold too, but we need to stay quiet. Our lives were nearly on live here.

Luigi: *Whispers* Ohhh. I wish our sister was here with us right now, she ussally come with-a hot drink before leavening at night time adventures. Maybe bring-a two more for use you know?

Mario: *Whispers* Mara is in bed right now back at home, right now, we just need to get-a Peach from The Green Scaled Hot Head but with stealth this time. Check if theres any luck getting through-a.

(Luigi goes to the leg to found out the Koopa is walking away from the glass celling.)

Luigi: *Whispers* Okay, He’s-a gone.

Mario: *Whispers* Let’s-a go!

(Mario and Luigi quickly tipped toed towards the table all they way to the glass celling. They lakes on top of it as they watched.)

Luigi: *Whispers* So what’s the plan-a?

Mario: *Whispers* I don’t know, just stay stealthy For now. Just wait till whatever this is, then will make our move once it’s dark.

(Inside the room was a big room with a red soft floor. Some line windows on the left and right walls. 100 tables of some of Bowsers Troops and Koopa citizens for Darklands were at eating their meals for tonight. Boom Boom in tie and Pom Pom in a dress has already put tied up Princess Peach)

Princess Peach: Whatever Bowser was planning to do to make me be his finance, it won’t work!

Pom Pom: Oh nothing, Just a song to you Mushroom heart to convince you to make out with the King.

Princess Peach: Your Hilarious l:

Pom Pom: Thank you! I get this a lot during training in the dojo. Your a prefect guest star… or a forever guest. Come bro, lets get the show on!

(The curtains opens to reveal a piano, two flame holders and a huge star. The Koopa Sibs behind the Piano and Peach began to quite the audience.)

Pom Pom: Excuse me every Koopa! Can I get everyone’s attention? Guys? Guys?

(But they audience still didn’t get their attention, So Boom Boom, banging the floor so loud in frustration saying.)

Boom Boom: SHE SAID GET OUR ATTENTION YOU BLABBER MOUTH!!!

(The Audience got scared and began to listen.)

Boom Boom: Jess! I have to do everything for you, do I? *To the audience* This show will now commence! Tonight we proudly present the future queen of Dark Lands, Princess Peach! Now before we do, make sure their will be no talking (unless whisper talking), no texting and no trash talk! Break them, then your bounced off the airship! No Parashoot! Now presenting the main singer for tonight, The King of Koopas! The Master of Flaming Blast of laser! The Raging Tyrant to Toad! The deep hearted rocker and romantic koopa! KING BOWSER!!!

(As the audience clapped while Boom Boom and Pom Pom take a seat to the near by tables, Bowser came walking in the stage and began to take a seat on the piano chair. He snaps his fingers revling the Star to make a pink glow as well as the fire and smoke machine was pink as well. Bowser make a confident deep breath and then starts playing on the piano.)

Bowser: This one is for my one and only true love…Princess Peach.

Princess Peach: Oh Brother 😒

Bowser: *singing* Peach…Your so cool. And with my Star we’re gonna rule… Peach…Understand…I’m gonna love ya till the very end! Peaches (10x), I LOVE YOU!!! OOOOHHHH! Peaches (10x), I LOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEE YOOOOOUUUUU!!! OOOOHHH!!!

(While Bowsers bust resting his throat for a bit, Pom Pom whispers to her brother saying)

Pom Pom: Wow. Never expected that he had such a voice. You think Ludwig might have-

Boom Boom: Shhhhhh!!!

Pom Pom: Just saying… 😠

Bowser: *singing* Mario, Luigi and a Donkey Kong too! A Thousand troops of Koopas couldn’t keep me from you. Princess Peach, that the end of the line, I’LL MAKE YOU MIIIINNNNEEEE!!! OOOOHHHH!!! Peaches (10x) I LOOOOOOVVVVVEEE YOOOUUU!!! PEACHES! PEACHEEEEEEESSSS,! PEAAAAAAAAAACCCCCHHHH! PEAAAAAAAAAACCCCCHHHH!

(Bowser kept screaming Peach so loud that the windows began to break including the celling window that caused The Mario Bros falling down crashing into one of the tables. The piano stops as Bowser looks at the bros. Luigi teases Mario saying.)

Luigi: So much for stealth…

Mario: Oh Shut up!

(Bowser began to stand in front of them as The Audience run off with some of the troops began to fight.)

Bowser: Mario! How on earth you get here!?

Mario: Your deaf making song! That is what, Real lady killer! NOT!!!

Bowser: *Offended Gasped* ILL BURN YOU TO A CRISP FOR THAT!!!

(Bowser use fire blast as the bros dodged the attack. Mario knocks out some Koopas and throws two shells at him. Bowser launched him at Mario and smashed the floor, launching Mario and hurting him. He gets ups with a fire flower and activates it as he runs off. Bowser chases after while Luigi was forced to fight Boom Boom and Pom Pom. Luigi dodges the attacks while Pom Pom throws her ninja stars at him. Luigi saws Boom Boom charges at him, giving him a chance to leap frog on him, making him accidentally punched Pom Pom with some of the troops out. Which gives Luigi a chance to knock Boom Boom out with a table, he manage to flip over to his head. The Sledge Bro attacks Luigi as he pushed him to the floor and finsh him off with a hammer, but knocked out by a free Princess Peach with he side B smash attack.)

Luigi: Peach your free!

Princess Peach: Yeah. Boom Boom forgets to checks my pockets for a paper clip. Just some innocent Princess to me am I? Anyhow, I take you and your brother heard the song?

Luigi: Yeah, it was loud but yet beautiful that same time! They should get a album of his music someday!

Princess Peach: Let’s just get out of here.

(And so Luigi and Peach ran to an extra clown car, controlled by Mario who just defeated Bowser once again and flys off to first bring Peach back that the castle, then go straight home.)

The End

[lunarifie]

Rewatching Ninjago

(With no context other than the episode)

Skybound 1-2

Im gonna be completely honest, out of all the seasons, I remember skybound the most

Maybe because it was the first time the series took Jay away from the comedic role and gave him development

I need everyone to stop calling Nya ‘sweetheart’ or im going to explode them with my mind

OH WAIT I FORGOT

THIS IS THE SEASON THEY GET FAMOUS

I was so caught up on pirates, genies, and Jay being an idiot that i forgot that was a huge factor

I remember I really hated dareth this season

Dareth: Your a boy band! A hunk machine! You dont need a girl in the group!

All the ninja: 😐😑😐

They really called him out on his bullshit

Cole wants nothing to do with the love triangle 😭

God I remember hating this famous ninja thing

Theres was so much second hand embarrassment I had to endure, and now I have to do it all over again

So much unneeded drama

Like yeah, i want the ninja to have recognition, but I dont want them to become popstars 💀

just for them to be appreciated for doing their JOBS

Cole got so giddy learning he can disappear :)

Jay and Zane have weekly chess game nights its canon because I said so

I love happy Cole, yes, your a ghost but your living your best life, LIKE YOU SHOULD.

Cole: remember back in the tomb of the first spinjitzu master? When we all saw the reflections of out future selves?

Cole: When I couldnt see anything, it wasnt because I was a goner! It was because I could disappear!!! (Strikes a pose and disappears) :D

Jay: ohhhh then why dont you make like a ghost and VANISH. 🙄

Hhfkdndjfnd

Be nicer to him Jay 😭

Zane: you still havent told him about the reflection of you and nya, have you?

Jay: And ruin our friendship? No thanks.

I can promise you, Cole couldnt give two shits about having a romantic relationship with Nya. Nonetheless FIGHT you over it

Jay: Either way, she made up her mind. Its just, seeing us together, its all I can think about.

Damn.

Honestly, Nyas anger directed towards Jay is completely valid. If I was perceived by the media as merely an object or prize to be won I’d be fuming.

Its so funny that Kai is all about this ‘fame’ thing. Being the poster board face for lego ninjago at the beginning and having the most merchandise

CLOUSE!

I love reoccurring characters even if Clouse is a little bitch

Misako: They’re growing up…

Wu: Yes, but I like to think ninjago would fall apart without us.

Valid.

its nice to feel wanted

Nya: Are you sending out a CHIRP?!?!?

Kai: UH, my followers have wants too!!!!

KAI GODDAMMIT.

Purple ninja my beloved

I love little kids helping the ninja its my favorite thing

Nya: how long did it take you to make that gi?

Purple ninja: when youve broken both your legs, you have a lot of time on your hands 😊 (slams into an exit door)

Wait wait wait wait

THIS is the rooftop. THE ROOFTOP WHERE JAYA HAPPENS!!!!

Jay: We’re a team! We stick together!

Nya: thanks. But i can stick up for myself.

Cole: He was just trying to be nice 😒

Jay: Dont worry! Its just our ‘first fight’ :)

JAY. CMON DUDE.

Nyas allowed to be stingy but dont take it out on Jay 😭

Coles literally telling Nya to take Jays hand hes had enough of this bullshit 💀

Doesn’t clouse get screwed over by this genie?

Ah, excuse me. Djinn.

I forgot how Cole turns human again but if its anything like Clouses traumatically painful cries of agony then maybe he should stay a ghost…

Kais figurines are actually really cute.

Zane and Lloyd: No traces of clouse…

Yeah bc hes fucking dead

Its common knowledge now that ninjago is one of the 16 realms??? Like citizens know??? That would drive me absolutely insane.

Nadakhan: Delara died?!?

Cyrus borg as the infobot: died, expired, rot, tint, kicked the bucket-

Hfjsbfjsntbr

Cyrus borg: I cant tell you where the realm crystal is! But i can tell you who has it! And where THEY are!

Me: 😐😑😐

Man in stiix: No one here cares for them fruit-colored ninja.

Cole: Um! 🤨 excuse me 😠 what fruit is black 🙄

Jay: blackberries?

Cole:

Cole: shut it jay.

SO THIS IS WHEN THEYRE ALL SEEN AS CRIMINALS

But wtf does nadakhan have to do with this? Can he do illusions or some shit?

NOOOO NOT JAYS PARENTS STOP

I feel like my soul was ripped out at how sad they looked

Nya comforting Jay after he sees his disappointed parents 🥹

Chief: the ninja are at large, they are armed and dangerous. And—and. (Squinting at his script) they have, legs?

Chief: Call law enforcement so we can apprehend them.

Zane, dialing law enforcement: Hello? Law enforcement?

Lloyd: Zanewhatareyoudoing-

Zane: I am programmed to obey the law 🤨 I need to tell them our location.

Stiix citizens: arent you all those ninjas?

Jay: HAHA! Nope! We’re that other group that has a nindroid, a ghost, and a girl…

hfjsjfndjsdhdisnr

Kai: six against six, at least its an even number.

Lloyd: were not gonna fight citizens KAI.

Kai: … dammit…

Jay: how are we supposed to fight back??!?!? Witty banter!?!?!?!

Zane: Statistically your witty banter usually gets us into more trouble 😄

Love how Coles hoodie makes him look more ghostly

Awwwwww nya allowed jay to help her

Theyre growing :)

People of stiix calling them the fruit-colored ninja is the greatest thing

If Lego had the balls they’d call them the fruity ninja

THE CHIEF GOT MISAKO?!?!?

RONIN.

THE NINJA TRUSTED YOU YOU ASSHOLE

This is actually so interesting, i remember the ninja being framed for crimes but I forgot it was this season. And right after they were famous and beloved nonetheless.

Wait is Wu inside Djinns bottle??? Like Clouse???

Misakos so smart she already knows who nadakhan is 😌

Okay but WHY dont they believe misako and the ninja

Like is it THAT hard to believe that a past enemy the ninja defeated can create illusions, and might want revenge????

Do the police legitimately believe, the ninja, known for being stealthy and cunning, are just gonna GIVE their status on social media?????

I guess a clues a clue right

Man they dont give Nya ANY credit. That was obviously her bracelet on the rat too. It was HER plan. Not Kais 😒

Jay. Ik your not this stupid. Nya just said a djinn is bad news. Trust your future girlfriend on this one buddy.

Jay: I know from my reflection that we end up together! Maybe a wish is how!

I mean… hes not wrong.

Lloyd: then we’ll find Djinn in pairs so he cant pick us off.

Jay: (immediately goes to Nyas side with a huge smile)

Cole (popping out of nowhere): Yeah yeah! And Jay and I can look for clues at the scene of the crime where he framed us!

Cole: What do you say buddy, just like old times?

Jay: haha sweeeeeet. Who doesnt like old times 🙃

Kai and Nya: sibling team

Jay and Cole: Bruise team

Lloyd and Zane: actually-get-shit-done team

RONIN YOU ASS

I refuse to believe ronins smart enough to hack into Zanes system.

This must be so scary for Lloyd to just watch his friend go braindead

Dont-mention-Nya-every-time-your-on-screen challenge. Try it out Ronin.

He sucks so much.

Hes a cool villain though.

Ronins really catching them all like pokemon huh

Jay: its the amusement park! So many fond memories. Thats where I unlocked my true potential! Oh oh! And theres where Nya and I had out first date. I bet we’ll laugh about this in the future :)

Cole: ?

Jay: I meaaaaaan, why would she laugh about that! She hates me. 😀

Your giving yourself away Jay

Cole: The djinn can shape-shift! He could be anybody!

Jay: 😨

Jay:

Jay: (sticks his hand through ghost Cole)

Cole:…

Cole: seriously?

Jay: just needed to make sure 😊

RONIN.

Cole after hearing his friends are all captured:

Jay, at ronin: HA! You think u can electrically tie the master of lightning!

Ronin, pointing a cannon gun: Yeah but are you the master of kabloowey 🤨

Cole: You cant see me!!! Im a ghost! Am i here? Or over here!?!? HAHAHA

Ronin: I have thermal vision Cole. 😐

Cole: you do…? (Gets captured)

Ronin really DID catch them all…

The chief: Ninjago is safe once again!

I hope the chief gets fired.