#THERES A REASON IF I TRY TO GAIN MUSCLE I START GETTING FAINT AND ITS BECAUSE MY METABOLISM WANTS TO KILL ME!!!!!! | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

borom1r · 10 months ago

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the funniest part of looking for tit pics of That Old Man is running across ghoulish fucking tabloid articles talking abt how bad he looks now like apologies to whatever fucking culture gremlin decided aging/gaining weight was a crime for the 1000000000th time but luckily I’m a faggot with taste and functioning eyesight

imdb constantly asking me to sign in like beloved that is not going to happen. I don’t need you to have a record of my faggotry

#‘he’s let himself go-‘ HES A MIDDLE AGED MAN FOR ONE AND FOR TWO HES A FUCKING STRONG MIDDLE AGED MAN AND GODS BE DAMNED YOU ACTUALLY NEED #BODY FAT TO HEALTHILY SUPPORT MUSCLE #THERES A REASON IF I TRY TO GAIN MUSCLE I START GETTING FAINT AND ITS BECAUSE MY METABOLISM WANTS TO KILL ME!!!!!!#anyways dad bod Sean Bean could give me the kind of hug that could realign my spine And fix all my emotional issues at once #and I am going to start clawing the next person who says a healthy-looking older actor has let themself go

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