#THE actual knowledge that i still retained from it is really funny tho tbh

[bonestrouslingbones]

btw big shoutout to that woodworking class i took in my final semester of high school for allowing me to 1. not constantly sound like i'm talking entirely out of my ass and 2. hide some very niche secrets because of the like 2 full months of paperwork & osha training before i got to actually build anything

[exhosionn]

i’ve been here for a while and i still don’t know how to use this app anyways i need somewhere to post all my really random sampard headcannons so here we are honestly it’s really just random bullet points i’ve compiled and also most of this was written at 2am so there might be some spelling mistakes.. probably one other thing to mention, im not a lore reader,, i’ve been trying to recently because i find it really interesting but any details i’ve missed is bc i haven’t read it all yet 💔💔

gepard although hes not too great at taking plants (hes def trying tho) id like to think in his spare time he has like a book on floriography and goes to flower shops to buy sampo flowers with specific meanings?(like he goes to a flower shop and requests very specific types of flower arrangements)

sampo knows a LOT of things about belebog that no one else does some kind of like historical knowledge however i think the reason why sampo wont actually KNOw any floropgraphy is because with all his vast knowledge from across the universe as a masked fool, why would he bother to know something as ‘mundane’ as the meaning behind flowers.

to link to that, i think with sampos big world he sorrta gets dragged down to belebog in like a nice way and through gepard learns that the small things in life ACTUALLY matter or they noow matter. so for example these flowers he gets he never knows the meaning of them, def gets flustered by gepard initiating anything at all lmao.

i think sampo would ask around the underworld such as natasha, seele, even hook tbh about the meaning behind these flowers usually getting information from natasha. BUT he doesnt just outright ask he would like slip it into conversation because hes sly like that. Natasha very obviously catches on quite early on and although shes not as knowledgeable with the meanings she still retains enough information for sampo to start relying on her to help decode gepards bouquet.

one way or another serval catches wind of this (through natasha) and i think thats how she connects the dots

sampo most definitely leaves back notes with kisses on them on gepards windowsill (gep leaves his windows unlocked always.)

i can also imagine sampo to ‘retaliate’ somehow finding some extinct belobog flower and gifting it to geppie being all like ‘i bet ya can’t find the meaning behind this one’ lolll

gepard is a gay in denial in the sense that hes never had a crush on a woman but he sees madam poisson and he has a MASSIVE crush on her. everytime serval asks him if hes gay he brings up his ‘past’ crush on madam poisson.

gepard the 'nuh-uh' vs serval the 'yuh-huh’

serval has gepard as "gay man sighted in belobog" in her phone - sampard nation gave me these last two

serval and natasha they totally hang out at natasha’s clinic occasionally idk why i just see it

sampo kisses the scars on geps body

gep is taller w shoes one but actually shorter than sampo usually but no one believes sampo when he says thisn bc no one sees gep without his boots off.

sampo could be having the most absolute worst day and see gepard and feel beter same works for gepard except he doesnt realise it as much because gepard is more like ‘huh my headache clears from seeing sampo yeah he just uh annoys me so much that i think my heacache is clearing hahahaha’

soarkle and sampo sibling dynamic seems really funny but at times i also dont see it if we apply the whole sampo might be an emanator theory idk i think its silly at times but sometime it doesnt make sense….

on the other hand although it doesnt logically work sampo and seele sibling dynamic i actually really like it like a lot

i feel like gepard wears grampa pajamas?

although gepard def gets flustered by sampos flirting all the time, the one who actually initiated anything i believe would be gepard (ill go more into why i think so at a later date)

both of them are really light sleepers and have trouble sleeping all the time

also gep likes to hold onto sampo a lot when they fall asleep cuz he get scared that sampo might just leave randomly

i love these two sosososo much im going insane i need more headcannons to fill the brainrot

[phoebehalliwell]

I cannot wait to read the stories you write for Sheridan and Warren & Dency! I can feel the love you put into them. They feel for realistic and I wish they were canon!! 😭 how do you think Dency would be if she ever got to meet the bros? (As they’re like the best non-canon characters ever?) Also, Dency has only one friend in magic school? Poor Dency :( For some reason, when I read your little Dency holiday headcanons I could totally see he being a teacher at magic school?? ✨✨

i think a dency/warren/sheridan team up would easily be one of The most chaotic things to ever rock the magical community both are the first borns of their respective generations so both are pretty power loaded But one of them is really knowledgeable in the magical and how it all works and all that and the others were raised by a guy who has frosted tips. i my writings warren and sheridan were not like raised with really any magic they were given a spell to unbind their powers but everything else was just a sorta figure it out of your own thing i think with their active power it was really just like a figuring out what works at what doesn’t like that was p self explanatory and when it comes to like everything else. they just fuckin. try things. see what sticks. as i think i’ve mentioned before sheridan’s in a band that’s his thing and the lead singer / his friend is like a witch practitioner who does not know magic is actually real in fact okay so the majority of people in the band are witches that’s their shtick sheridan pretends not to be bc well they’re all practitioners he doesn’t want to do anything they do but then have you know actual magic happen so he’s like yeah hahaha i don’t believe in magic / i don’t wanna practice magic but basically every single spell they know they’ve learned from sheridan’s friend or alternately warren looking it up on youtube or like indie witch blogs and they work that’s undeniable but they are kinda hack jobs and like they’ll make their own potions and stuff using the knowledge they have but like. like they’ll microwave potions. they have no access to magical ingredients. they’re definitely not operating at full potential. that being said i do think a large part of magic is the intent behind it so like they’re no good at spells or writing them nor do they have the power of three but they’re still p powerful witches and everything they do they do with their chest so like it works. dency on the other hand is a magic whiz so i think in that team up like when it’s time to make a potion they’d be making it either at dency’s apartment or in magic school and i think the twins would like socks: knocked off like they had no idea how powerful magic could be and just how powerful they are like in general. i also think they’d both be pretty hyped to be related to the antichrist bc like that’s kinda cool as hell (they also definitely have no the source is/was who cole was they’re not even aware of the charmed ones so dency does her best to explain in layman’s terms the antichrist part was about the only piece of information they retained). i also think like dency grew up with the charmed ones she also grew up hearing stories of her namesake and also being raised by a cupid like she really feels and understands all the love in between the halliwells so i think she’d really be like the one to introduce w&s to you know their magical side like bust out a photo album of prue and tell them the stories she knows of her both warren and sheridan have premonition i think like very limited occasional retrocognition but i think like when you know learning about their mom and seeing all their personal items of her they would get a flashback maybe even like a prue highlight reel and uhh they don’t cry often they’re too glib for that but um yowch :’) i also think dency would help them start their own book of shadows i think dency has one of her own that she made with her roommate it’s leather bound but probably has like witchcraft for sexy bitches!!!! embossed on the cover bc it’s not meant to be an heirloom it’s just something for the two of them that dency will later add to the halliwell book of shadows. (a note on dency’s roommate bc idk if i’ve mentioned her before her name is dove she’s an only child and she comes from like a really rich family who lives in marin county right across the bridge she’s probably from like ross or something and she has no active powers. she can scry she can make potions she can cast spells she was the standard mediumship but she has absolutely no active powers. her parents also have no magic and presumably neither does her grandparents in fact there seems to be zero magic in her bloodline at all and yet here she is, a witch. and everyone sorta thought she was a late bloomer at first and dove like really really wanted to have an active power like she tried So Hard and yet nothing. so i think her andy dency both sorta bonded from being the outcasts in magic school and that’s why they became homies i think they both received the nicknames of dud and devil initially to bully them but they ended up just calling each other that people also stopped calling them mean names after someone called dency devil in the third grade and dove bit them and the whole thing develoved into a lord of the flies magical battle to the death between eight year olds. both dove and dency got suspended for a month, in that month the charmed ones still trained dency from home and dency begged them to bring over dove and train her too bc she only got suspended bc she was defending dency so that really solidified their relationship. the book that they share is really more of dove’s creation tho bc dency is very dyslexic and cannot spell and dove’s a bit of a control freak. the book also does not look like the halliwell BoS bc dove really tries to make the text as legible as possible so dency can read it when she’s not around. their book definitely looks like a bujo.) but that’s not the point the point is dency like helps warren & sheridan build their own book of shadows they were vaguely aware of the concept as the lead singer friend has a bos that she made in like a moleskine notebook however these guys tend to just keep all the information they need in their notes app. but yeah i think these guys would also just really love having someone to Talk To about magic especially someone who they can just like Ask Questions without having to dodge any language or make things seem less specific i do think they also know dency’s probably more powerful that them maybe not by raw power but she’s definitely a more skilled witch than them And Yet In Spite Of That they’re still two years older that her and do sorta shift into big brother mode (a setting they didn’t even know they had!) whenever it seems like dency’s gonna do something really dangerous like these guys were born in 2000 and dency’s in 2002 and it’s really barely a split but like still!! watch out!!!! which dency finds hilarious and tbh they find pretty funny too bc they’re not like great role models (well, sheridan isn’t, warren is studying to be a teacher for like elementary school (or he’s studying hotel management bc i think that’s be funny) so warren does seem more professional/responsible he has less tattoos than is brother but that’s definitely a con bc he is just a stupid and reckless as his twin) but yeah they like really try to fill their Responsible Shoes and be Big Brothers to dency. and then i guess since i’ve brought up teaching here i will answer your final part about dency and teaching i think the halliwells really run magic school i have said in a post many moons back lemme see if i can find it yeah no i can’t okay so i think in ye olden days the elders decided that they need to make magical schools to bring in young witches and train them in powers of good so like every elder at the time picked a location like a source of power and made their own school and the majority of them are named after their founders however i think the elder who made magic school was the captain holt of the elders which is why magic school is entirely beige and called “magic school”. i think he didn’t believe in naming the schools after the elders bc the point is not to glorify the elders to point is to uphold and train good magic. anyways that mentality faded i do think gideon ran magic school for a good chunk of time but did not exceed the amount of time the founder ran it so it was never like His magic school but i think once the charmed ones came along they really started making changes and making it practical something gideon did not do bc he’s an idiot (i’ll tell you what i will link the funniest ask i’ve ever received) and i think you know paige starts recruiting witches especially those without connection to magic to come and learn at magic school and since the charmed ones frequent it so much i do think a lot of witches who might have gone somewhere else or to a more local magic school do try to get into magic school and i think in the magical community is does end up getting dubbed like halliwell academy or even charm school where like almost no one calls in magic school anymore and if they were to get school hoodies it would say like halliwell academy on it. i think piper finds it all embarrassing i think grams does not shut up about it. so yeah i think magic school really is a part of the warren line at this point i think i could definitely see gen2 take up the mantle out of everyone i think most likely to be a professor would be henry jr. i think wyatt would guest lecture i think peyton also has a high potential in regards to dency specifically i’ll tell you what i’d love to see is okay. demons warlocks darklighters they don’t play by the same rules as light magic like “forbidden love” all that fuck that everything’s forbidden what’s an outside relationship to them and we’ve seen in the show like with the manticore baby and even in s1 i’m like 90% sure that darklighter goal was just to knock up daisy the point i’m getting at is a i think there are a lot of kids born of dark magic who just have no clue who or what they are especially if they are raised away from their magical parent and people like paige can’t find them bc they don’t get whitelighters bc they’re not witches but i think having dency find them and like bring you know the children of dark magic to learn i think that’d be a really cool thing i think it’d be a major controversy bc a lot of families would be extremely hesitant like opening up their vast wealth of knowledge to y’know evil beings and yeah i think it’s be fuckin weird if you were born half-demon and find a vanquishing potion for yourself in your textbook like ouch! but i think it’d be really interesting to do. that being said i think i’d slate that for later in life for dency where i have her at now she’s an investigative journalist (also elise is her godmother fun fact) and i think i’d really want to give her a lot of growth and knowledge before she does that But i think it’s be really cool to do

[miyaio]

Seeing as you have (as far as I can tell) the sole het in Laslow and Peri, do you have any headcanons about what Peri!Soleil would act like?

finally have a moment to sit down and answer this properly, so...

i have a lot of miscellaneous hcs abt peri!soleil and her relationship w/peri from both perspectives!  peri is definitely my default fates parent for soleil, so when i think abt things that might’ve happened in soleil’s life as she grew up (babyrealms??  never heard of them) or influences on her personality, it’s w/peri in mind.

- i like to think that one of the “couple of gals who taught [her] to cook” was, in fact, peri.  i have a bunch of maudlin hcs abt the role of the kitchen as a physical/emotional place in the peri/laslow + soleil family that are probably at embarrassing levels of extrapolation.  teaching soleil to cook is textually very important to peri (see their matsuri dlc convo), and soleil’s not too shabby at it from a gameplay perspective.  i think that the image of her mother as her teacher in this respect is how soleil sees peri first and foremost, and that means a lot to peri.  __(:3_/  they still cook together a lot when soleil’s older, and laslow gets in on it as well.  

- taking soleil’s general characterization as someone who will unashamedly seek out help if she feels she’s lacking in some respect in tandem w/peri!soleil in the matsuri dlc being portrayed as someone who actually gets frustrated p easily, i like to think that soleil grew into that go-getter attitude thanks to her early experiences cooking w/peri.  it was her first big endeavor as a kid, and she took it really hard that she wasn’t Immediately as good as peri.  i don’t think it’s unreasonable to read post-what little development she gets!peri as a mother who’s constantly looking out for all those “teachable moments” in soleil’s life that she had no one to guide her through in her own life.  so it’s nice to think abt the two of them growing together, in that sense, esp since soleil’s drive for self-improvement is one of my fav aspects of her character.

- soleil has the gradient hair, i will accept nothing less.  i’d like to think it’s a Thing on peri’s side of the family, due to anime genetics or what have you.  i could go for soleil dyeing her hair to match peri’s, i guess--it’s just not as fun or in line w/my love of gradient hair.  she doesn’t have the heterochromia, tho, which peri is privately relieved abt.  (one of her few non-creepy myroom lines in the jpn script specifically mentions she’s self-conscious abt it, and that’s why she hides her green eye)

- i like the idea that soleil wears her hair so long despite being such a jock b/c she’s proud of matching her mom.  __(:3_/  this is also a hc i favor for azura!soleil, fwiw.

- regardless of her variable parent, soleil is always going to look more like laslow/inigo in terms of general facial structure and body type.  she gets a lot of little things from peri, like the long, dramatic eyelashes (even w/o badly-applied mascara), the shape of her mouth, some lil dimples, and a long neck.  soleil is a bit taller than peri imo (5′9″ vs 5′6″ and some change), which makes her feel v cool b/c she likes being taller than most women in general.

- soleil actually wanted to be a cavalier like peri at first, which made peri (understandably) very apprehensive.  she never went through w/it b/c the discipline level of the formal training (which peri never really got) kind of turned her off.  she’s much more of a freewheeling sort, tho that’s not to say she doesn’t take her training seriously.  in any event, soleil does know how to ride a horse, and she’s quite good at it.  flying gives her nasty vertigo, but she loves to ride peri’s horse.  tbh since peri’s family is apparently so old and rich on top of soleil being the daughter of the king’s chief retainers, she probably has her own horse.

- to an extent, peri is more of the Discipline Parent (tm) to laslow’s Fun Parent (tm) in soleil’s mind.  this is a hc that the peri-soleil matsuri dlc definitely solidified for me.  i can’t for the life of me see laslow as being very comfortable w/disciplining his kid(s), based on how deep of a shock his yelling at soleil in their b support is to both of them.  otoh, based on what scraps of decent characterization we get for peri, i wasn’t really sure how she’d handle it, either.  her odin support and her solo ending suggest that she does actually make a pretty good leader, but disciplining yr kid is another thing entirely.  

- in the matsuri dlc, tho, peri outright says that she wants to be there to “scold” and redirect soleil if she does s/t wrong, as peri herself never had that after her mother’s murder and her father’s total shutdown in response.  imo peri can be stern w/soleil if she has to, but she’s also big on redirecting negative emotions/actions into positives, based on her odin supports.  the older soleil gets, the more she respects this approach and its role in her overall relationship w/her mother.

- this isn’t really Deep, i just think it’s funny that soleil was canonically a picky eater as a kid in the context of having the best chef in the cast as her mom www  maybe peri cooked a bunch of high-brow gourmet food for little soleil, who just wanted ye olde mcdonalds?  soleil specifically says she disliked vegetables, and that laslow helped her get over it, which makes me wonder if peri likes them a lot.  maybe they have the cooked vs raw carrots debate going on or s/t lmao  otoh, soleil seems to be a lowkey food snob, according to some of her other dining hall quotes, so maybe peri’s standards did rub off on her a bit?

- they have the same sword in their portraits, which is probably unintentional.  i’d like to think it’s the same sword at different points in time, tho.

- soleil got into hair ribbons/headbands b/c of peri--the two of them have very similar taste in clothing in general.  i know soleil is a Hot Futch Jock and all, but you can’t convince me she wouldn’t love ruffles and frills as much as peri seems to.  peri knows that soleil’s favorite headband is a keepsake from laslow’s mother, and wishes she had s/t from her own mother to pass down to soleil.

- ngl i get Emotional over peri having a daughter specifically.  peri’s is actually a case where (if she’d been taken seriously) i think motherhood-as-closure is a good aspect of a female character’s arc.  soleil evidently doesn’t know too much abt either of her parents’ pasts, as evidenced by her surprise at laslow telling her abt the deaths of olivia and his father.  this is a conscious choice on peri and laslow’s part, and while laslow does tell soleil more when the time is right, peri doesn’t go into quite as much detail.  soleil knows her maternal grandma was murdered, but not a whole lot more than that, and it’s likely recent knowledge.  after hearing that, i think she’d come to understand a little more why their mother-daughter dynamic is so precious to peri.

i could go on and on abt this silliness, so if yr interested in hearing more for whatever reason, just lmk................