#THE SOUND BAHAHAHHAHA

[luvscharlos]

Carlos in Canada 🇨🇦😩

[nerdby]

It has occurred to me that since the (US) government spent DECADES trying to deny the existence of UFOs -- which do not necessarily equate to extraterrestrials -- it would seem foolish to assume that we're getting the full story about all those "potentially inhabitable" planets NASA keeps discovering.

[cottoncandytomu]

OH MY GOD I JS FOUND UR TIKTOK not in a creepy way i swear ur cosplay drag thing w the mask showed up and it looked really familiar so i js came here to check if it was the same and thats all i hope this doesnt sound weird

TEHEHEHEHEHE THE WAY IVE BEEN EXPOSED BAHAHAHHAHA EUSHDH IT ISNT WEIRD AT ALL I WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE WOULD BE ON BOTH AHDHHA (let’s just keep this tumblr a secret between u and I tho 🤞🏼🤞🏼)

[kennacore]

📞SPAMTON HEADCANONS💲

Blurts out things he doesn’t mean to

he probably wears the STRONGEST cheapest cologne known to man😭💀

smokes cigarettes

When he’s really flustered his voice glitches out pretty bad, his face turns bright red too like cherry red like in the cartoons LMAO

100% WOULD CALL HIS S/O “hoochi mama”, “doll”, “dollface” “angel” or “toots” <3

Touch starved for sure

Call him “your big shot” or some shit like that AND BRO WILL FUCKING LOSE IT

He has a praise kink SORRY NOT SORRY !????🙄🙄😚

Doesnt like to be pitied, he wants to be taken seriously by others !! Ya know??

Keeps his pipis in a little nest like a bird would

Whenever he gets food bro is gonna EAT like bro is gonna get absolutely vicious w/ that shit bruh

I also like to think that when he’s flustered or embarrassed like steam will come out of his mouth

HES JUST A WHOLE ASS CARTOON CHARACTER OKAY HES SO GOOFY

Definitely makes the most goofy ahh cartoon sounds during sexy time BAHAHAHHAHA

A pansexual icon <3

He/it pronouns me thinks !!

[andy-deer]

Are you going on an spiritual trip? Weeks away from a computer sound harsh

Hahaha a spiritual-BAHAHAHHAHA nahhh mate-

It's not that bad i have other stuff

[monkeydlesbian]

BAHAHAHHAHA THAT SONG BRINGS BACK MEMORIES

uh physically i think i’m ok?? i’ve had a slight headache for like 3 days now 😩 mentally is pretty eh but this naruto binge is distracting me so 🪂

BESTIE GO TAKE SOME ADVIL OR SOMETHING ☹��☹️☹️ like in a row??? my Gawd that doesn’t sound fun at all,, also is naruto good 😏 i’ve heard it is but it’s long and i have the attention span of a squirrel on adderall

[rae-gar-targaryen]

Bro. Broooo. Broooooooo.

This had no business-- and I MEAN NONE-- being as hot as this was.

But it's you, and you are an ARTISAN.

Katryn---- where's that gif of the goofy costume floating in the fountain? That's me rn. I giggled that stupid little Ron Swanson giggle when I saw you had posted this and then eagerly watched the clock at work until I could get home and read. And now?? Well, my brain is pudding.

He removed his hand from your mouth and grabbed a handful of one of your breasts. You arched into his hand, biting your lip as he tweaked your nipple. Obviously only half listening to what was being said on the other side of the device, he gave you a wink and your heart did that mildly annoying flop that it had been doing quite a lot lately. He gave your nipple a small tug and when you squealed, he slapped your tit roughly, stealing the sound from your throat with pure surprise.

How DARE you bury feelings of love in this paragraph. How DARE YOU.

Now I have tingles in my chest AND my... Nevermind.

"Now, if you can't be quiet, I'll make you be quiet."

Bro. Bahahahhaha this line.

"Uh huh, yes, of course, sugar tits--ow!" He laughed as you gripped his hair and pulled at the nickname you hated. He settled his face between your breasts and you kept your tight grip on his hair.

I laughed out loud at this because this is some shit I would do. Either hair tug or a titty-slap because how DARE you call me sugar-tits.

In short, this broke me.

Yes, Max. Anything you say.

Wicked Ones

(A Max Phillips x Reader Smutty One-Shot)

Summary: So, a couple months ago I was sent THIS POST like 900 times by all of you screaming at me because I tagged it as “Max Phillips” so…here it is. This is straight up PWP–Max is the big shot boss that we know and love and you are his long time girlfriend. You both call out in favor of staying home and spending some quality time together–but he has an important meeting that he just can’t miss…no matter what he is doing when he gets the call.  

Pairing: Max Phillips x Reader Word Count: 3k Warnings/Ratings: NC-17/18+ - smut, pwp, choking, dirty talk, rough, teasing, established relationship, vampireness, slight exhibition kink, hand-over-mouth, having sex while on the phone with your job–MAX. BEHAVE. (spoiler…he doesn’t)

[MASTERLIST]

You weren’t sure how this had started. This insane competition between the two of you that seemed to be escalating with each round. It was attributed to the fact that you were both stubborn, cunning, and meticulous in your efforts to please one another. But it had to stop sometime. Right?

If you had to think about it, it probably was your fault. It probably all started on that day you brought him lunch to his office. But it wasn’t food that you had in mind. You locked his door, twisted the blinds closed and dropped your black pea-coat revealing the white lingerie that he had gotten you on your anniversary. He seemed to understand then–you were lunch.

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[missmorosis]

IM A GOOD PERSON ??, WH- YAY SHDHHDHD

IT’S TRUE THOUGH, I GET THAT KINDA AURA (i don’t even know how to read auras, i just wanna sound cool ehhe) FROM U + YOU USE ALL CAPS

IT’S 1AM SO I MIGHT READ MORE ANGST FICS THEN GO TO SLEEP, I JUST WANTED TO INTERACT AGAIN AHHAA

sincerely,

someone who uses ‘ <33 ’ a bit too much !

yes YES YES ANYONE WHO USES <33 >>>>>>>

BAHAHAHHAHA PLEASE WHY IS THAT ME- i dont even know proper grammar but im a writer just to look cool ✋😩

YES CAPS LOCK IS ON LIKE 99% OF THE TIME BAHDHSFHAHHA- PEOPLE WHO USE CAPS ARE SUCH A VIBE I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH

MEANING

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

AND DSFJJFD WHAT GO TO SLEEP RN 😐 GO TO SLEEP YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON GO TO SLEEP 😐

BUT UGSHDGJ COME BACK SOON ANONNNNN ILL MISS YOU FOREVER 😭😭