#THE ROOMBAS NAME IS DISCO

[darkxsoulzyx]

Something something robot on robot violence /j

Mildly based off of the Meet Disco doodle page from this

[splitchip]

Punch Out!! (Wii) Headcanons

Doc Louis: He always wanted a child of his own but sucked at love. He just decided to adopt Mac into his life when he was a baby and taught him to box.

Little Mac: Was orphaned by his real parents at Doc's door. He grew up learning his heritage through Doc as he has and still got contact with his parents. Ends up learning that he's Italian-American.

Glass Joe: He has anxiety from such a messy childhood but it doesn't stop him from being there for everybody. Is literally a pure guy outside the ring, too.

Von Kaiser: May not show much emotions to anybody, but deeply cares for the other boxers. He does have a couple of boxers he would call close, Glass Joe being one of them

Disco Kid: Very energetic when it comes to music and dancing. Likes to go to DJ events in his free time if he's not making music on his own.

King Hippo: Best chef there is, like wow. Could make delicious food with just one ingredient if you want to test him.

Bear Hugger: If you're ever interested in wildlife, he's the guy to go to. Could tell you everything about any animal you want. Basically a walking animal encyclopedia.

Piston Hondo: He has 15 roombas whom he all named after anime characters that he likes, and yes he does decorate them a bit to tell them apart (even tho they all respond to their names). Pretty calm and quiet outside of the ring, usually found in bookstores or in parks with some water.

Great Tiger: He is a germaphobe, and he cleans basically every day. He even uses his clones to help clean each room with care.

Don Flaminco: This guy sells plants for a living outside of training for the WVBA. Ask him about a flower's meaning or origin and he would talk about it for a good hour or two if you're up for it.

Aran Ryan: This chaotic guy is somewhat calmer outside of the ring. Boxing is Aran's outlet to be rough and wild while fighting. It makes him a bit on the reckless side too.

Soda Popinski: Soda drinks almost exclusively sodas and water. He prefers low sugary sodas if he wants any to begin with, but overall he wouldn't mind.

Bald Bull: His anger issues arises when crowds of people come up to him, and it annoys him to the point where most people stay away from him after he yelled at the crowd. Bull didn't meant to be so angry all the time, but you would too if you had a crowd that follows you everywhere.

Super Macho Man: This big guy is pretty insecure and a bit on the anxious side. He didn't had any true friends until his career in boxing. Macho is a pretty decent guy outside of the ring, caring and a bit like a puppy when it comes to love.

Mr. Sandman: A pure guy at heart, Sandman doesn't mean to scare anybody as he is very introverted outside of the ring. He almost always keeps to himself and turns down invitations to everything, unless it's a very special event like a birthday or a wedding.

Referee: Knows all the boxers by heart, even though it looks like he's done with all of their shit. Takes mental health seriously and is kinda like a vent for the boxers. He has occasionally had some gifts sent to him from the boxers for always dealing with their shit and being a good person to them.

[throwing-roses-into-the-abyss]

Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all!). See if there are any patterns. Choose your favourite opening line. Then tag 10 of your favourite authors!

thank you @natigail for tagging me!! you’re really putting me to work here today dlkhglkdf 

I may have cheated a bit for some of these and put more than one sentence, just because sometimes the first ones are very short or because I wanted to. 

I definitely found a recurring theme very quickly lmaoooo. It’s sleep/waking up/early mornings. Which is interesting because I hate mornings and am very bad at them??? oh well. 

I’m tagging anyone who feels like doing this! 

1. and they were roombas (Dan & Phil) - “One of the first things Dan hears every morning as his systems slowly start to work is the sound of Phil already enthusiastically zooming around.”

2. how two hands touch (History 3: Trapped) - “It’s not like Tang Yi ever really had trouble sleeping. “

3. unspoken (My Engineer) - “Ram wakes up to King pressing soft kisses to his tattoos.”

4. unrooted (My Engineer) - “King wakes up to the sound of rain pattering softly on his window and the comforting warmth of Ram’s arms around him.”

5. Duen Holmes and the Case of the Missing Cupcake (My Engineer) - “Camp is so much more fun than he thought, Duen realizes as he carefully puts another tree in the ground.”

6. Jack Tries To Become A Normal Member Of Society (History 3: Trapped)  - “ “I found a job,” Jack announces one day over dinner. “

7. Just You, And Him (Dan & Phil) - “You first realize your feelings may have changed when you look at him pouring coffee, eyes bleary and curly hair flopping around chaotically as if he’s had a restless night again.”

8. on this fresh morning in the broken world (Star Trek Picard) - “Guinan had heard rumours. Of course she did, it’s what she does. “

9. House Hunters (Dan & Phil) - “After four trips down to London in the past couple of months, with three full days of viewings already behind them, they finally find a house that makes Kath think this is it, this is theirs.“

10. mating calls (Dan & Phil) - “Did you know chickens are technically dinosaurs 

The text comes in at 3am, while Dan is most definitely not sleeping, which is most definitely going to mess him up tomorrow at work.”

11. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas (Dan & Phil) - 

“It’s over. It’s all over. 

Dan may have his head buried in his hands as he sits on the edge of the stage, pointedly ignoring that the world exists, but he can still hear some of the Christmas decorations falling down behind him.” 

12. This Is Gospel (Good Omens) - “The story starts, as it will end, in a garden. Not The Garden of Eden, obviously, we’ve already seen that.”

13. somewhere in space hangs my heart (Star Trek TOS/Disco) - “Captain Christopher Pike of the USS Enterprise - at least, for just a few more days - is standing in transporter room two with Number One, Commander Spock, and ensign Fitzgerald on the control panel. “

14. ready to call this love (Star Trek Voyager) - “The first time Harry and Tom slept together was on Deep Space 9. “

15. Wasteland (Good Omens) - “Earth was born on 4004 BC. Days weren’t named yet back then, as neither humanity nor language had been invented yet. But by the time it ends, humanity, and everything connected to it, has been invented and has largely disappeared again. So the Earth dies around dinnertime on a Monday evening.”

16. Puppy Love (Dan & Phil) - “Dan has been painting for the last couple of hours, and he’s honestly quite proud of what he’s managed. “

17. Something so magic about you (Dan & Phil) - “Agnes felt a whiplash-induced headache coming on as she watched the two young men banter back and forth. “

18. SAP is short for sappy (Dan & Phil) -  

“There are forces on earth..

“Oh, no.” 

19. Your love is sunlight (Dan & Phil) - “ “I think I’m gonna head to bed early, if you don’t mind,” Phil says one evening. He’s rubbing his forehead and squinting, as if the rubbing might help the incoming headache away. It never has, but you never know, this time might be different.”

20. On the Edge of Forever (Dan & Phil) - “They’re standing in their new living room, looking around with satisfaction at the spacious room, from the open plan kitchen to the beautiful hardwood floors and the giant window looking out over a garden.”

[roombagreyjoy]

Get To Know Me Better

I’ve been tagged by @starcrysis. Thank you!

I’m tagging the last 5 mutuals in my notes, I hope you don’t mind: @turmaliini, @faller1344, @scifitoad, @dead-men-disco and @wedonnotcare. Feel free to ignore this if you don’t want to do it.

Name: Robot Hoover iRobot Roomba 681® (Not sponsored. I don’t own a roomba. Plot Twist of the century)  

Nickname: Dan, or Fish according to my friends.

Zodiac: Gemini.

Height: 1.70m/5.5ft.

Languages: Spanish, English, some French (but I’m not comfortable speaking it), some Dutch. Learning Danish, Norwegian and German at a very slow pace. Can understand very basic Italian and Portuguese, better read than heard, but I can’t really speak it. Studied Ancient Greek and Latin in high school.

Favorite flower: I’m allergic.

Favorite scent: Gasoline or new books.

Favorite color: Black.

Favorite animal: Wolves.

Favorite fictional character: Theon Greyjoy from A Song of Ice and Fire.

Coffee, tea or hot chocolate: All of them.

Average sleep: During quarantine, 10-12 hours. Normally, 6-8.

Dog or cat: Both.

Blankets: Two at the moment.

Dream trip: Scandinavia.

Blog established: Too lazy to check.

Followers: I’m not Jesus.

Random fact: I make a great Stitch/Yoda impression. Working on my Shakira and Chewbacca nowadays.

[grayisholi]

music tag :D

I was tagged by the boi himself @dontdowhatisayandnobodygetshurt <3 <3 Love ya matty!!

1: A song you like with a color in the title — Faded Coat of Blue by Jolie Holland

2: A song you like with a number in the title — 21 Guns by Green Day

3: A song that reminds you of summertime — I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker by Sandi Thom

4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about — House of the Rising Sun by The Animals (and I’ll never forgive the fucker)

5: A song that needs to be played LOUD — Blood in the Cut by K. Flay

6: A song that makes you want to dance — To Noise Making by Hozier

7: A song to drive to — British Intelligence by Jamie T

8: A song about drugs or alcohol — Coming Up Easy by Paolo Nutini

9: A song that makes you happy — Liztomania by Phoenix

10: A song that makes you sad — My Friends by Oh Wonder

11: A song that you never get tired of — Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene by Seafret

12: A song from your preteen years — The Only Exception by Paramore (first full song I ever learned on guitar)

13: One of your favorite 80’s songs — Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie

14: A song that you would love played at your wedding — Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen

15: A song that is a cover by another artist — Heroes by Gang of Youths

16: One of your favorite classical songs —  Overture for A Midsummer’s Night Dream by Mendelssohn (fuckin slaps 10/10 recommend)

17: A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke — Somebody to Love by Queen (quartet?? XD)

18: A song from the year that you were born — Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus

19: A song that reminds you of family — Secret Smile by Semisonic

20: A song that keeps you calm/levels you out — Falling by Florence + the Machine

21: A favorite song with a person’s name in the title —  Layla (Acoustic) by Eric Clapton

22: A song that motivates you — Nina Cried Power by Hozier

23: A song that you think everybody should listen to — Achilles Come Down by Gang of Youths

24: A song by a band you wish were still together — I’m so sorry, all my little ex-emo heart could think of was Teenagers by My Chemical Romance

25: A song by an artist no longer living — Imagine by John Lennon (covered by David Bowie)

26: A song that makes you want to fall in love — Let Me Down Easy by Gang of Youths

27: A song that breaks your heart — Dear You by Lucy Spraggan (suicide tw)

28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love — Marla Jo by Fairplay feat Will Connolly 

29: A song that you remember from your childhood — Mr Brightside by The Killers

30: A song that reminds you of yourself — Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen... again

31: A song that makes you feel empowered — Feel It Still by Portugal the Man

32: A song perfect for a roadtrip — Summer of ‘69 by Bryan Adams

I also, uh... made a playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7xv96jR9Nr5bIdfx7j87SM

I tag the squad @flying-roomba  @emolordisme @dead-men-disco @crowleydear @theunconventionalking ^.^

[justalittletomfoolery]

Music Tag

Thank you for tagging me my lovely Oliver XXX @tiredngaybois

1: A song you like with a colour in the title  99 Red Balloons - Nena

2: A song you like with a number in the title 21st Century Liability - YUNGBLUD

3: A song that reminds you of summertime A-Punk - Vampire Weekend

4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

5: A song that needs to be played loud Party Poison - My Chemical Romance

6: A song that makes you want to dance all of them. but, recently, Bang Bang - Jessie J, Ariande Grande, Nicki Minaj (don’t fucking judge me okay its a BOP)

7: A song to drive to umm,, all of them????

8: A song about drugs or alcohol Hallucinogenics - Matt Meason

9: A song that makes you happy Dedicated Follower of Fashion - The Kinks

10: A song that makes you sad Dear Future Historians (London Elektricity Remix) - Enter Shikari

11: A song that you never get tired of  Hazy Shade of Winter (feat. Ray Toro) - Gerard Way, Ray Toro

12: A song from your preteen years She’s a Rebel - Green Day

13: One of your favourite 80’s songs don’t make me chooose I’m a fucking SLUT for 80′s music considering it’s basically what i was raised omg okay but We’re Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister is amazing

14: A song that you would love played at your wedding How Long Will I Love You - Ellie Goulding or something equally sickly sweet

15: A song that is a cover by another artist Gasoline - Rosegun Vibe (original is Halsey)

16: One of your favourite classical songs uhhh I don’t listen to loads cuz I enjoy songs by belting out the lyrics but Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy - Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

17: A song that you would sing a duet with on karaoke Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

18: A song from the year that you were born A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carton

19: A song that reminds you of family Sunrise - Norah Jones

20: A song that keeps you calm/levels you out Ordinary World - Green Day

21: A favourite song with a person’s name in the title Ruby - Kaiser Chiefs

22: A song that motivates you You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid - The Offspring but really any fast paced song that fits with what I’m currently into

23: A song that you think everybody should listen to Tory Is a Four Letter Word - The King Blues (it’s so fucking funny honestly)

24: A song by a band you wish were still together Teenagers - My Chemical Romance

25: A song by an artist no longer living Crazy Little Thing Called Love - Queen

26: A song that makes you want to fall in love Next To Me - Imagine Dragons

27: A song that breaks your heart Fix You - Coldplay

28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love In The End - Black Veil Brides (ik u hate it Oli but omg hiS VOICE)

29: A song that you remember from your childhood Crashed The Wedding - Busted

30: A song that reminds you of yourself  Hot Mess - GIRLI

31: A song that makes you feel empowered Teenagers - My Chemical Romance

32: A song perfect for a road-trip Castle On The Hill - Ed Sheeran

Taaaags @flying-roomba @alex--blue @metaphoric-lee @officallyobwestry @batfam-art-main @dead-men-disco

[mogsam]

gai is an absolute comedian at home without even trying. he’ll hear the orange tabby meow from the living room while he’s in the kitchen and go “speak, my darling, im listening” and every time she meows, he encourages her to continue. iruka is taken by surprise when he comes home to gai yelling “you won’t BELIEVE what our daughter told me”

they have a roomba. gai named it charlie, and iruka let him. he treats it very much like another cat. gets very distressed when charlie runs into things like the plants because they have dirt right beneath the pot

iruka and gai spend nights doing their skin care routine. one time his sheet mask rips in half because he used too much force and he puts the lower half on his face and mumbles “look. i am kakashi” and iruka laughs so hard he drops the moisturizer and screams when it spills

when naruto comes back, he’s forced to endure waking up at 7 am to gai’s disco music on sundays because that’s the day they clean. iruka cackles as naruto wipes the window with awful bed hair

[moodybidoof]

20 Questions!

I was tagged by @raptorflora​ so here we go

nickname: becky, rebeba, reebok, roomba, berzuzu, bulgogi, beckthanial - I will basically respond to anything that starts with an R or B sound lmao

zodiac: leo (also virgo moon, pisces rising)

height: 5′ 4″

last movie i saw: I think it was the Netflix Fyre Festival documentary

last thing googled: “spider fang” I was looking for a reference for my d&d character’s weapons.

favorite musician: Hozier, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco

song stuck in my head: Work Song by Hozier

other blogs: @nineofcups​ is basically just an archive for witchy posts I wanna come back to. @eugoreia​ is a gore blog bc it’s obviously upsetting for people so I try to keep anything too gross off my main blog. 

do I get asks: Lol no

following: 653 people, tho idk how many of them are even still active

amount of sleep: Seven - eight hours usually, not that it matters bc I’m still tired all the time

lucky number: 2 and 4

what i’m wearing: A red hoodie with my university’s name on it. Black leggings I originally bought for the gym. Mismatched white socks - one with pink polka dots. Ugg slippers. 

So basically, my pajamas

dream job: Writing characters for video games in a universe where the industry doesn’t suck ass 

dream trip: Costa Rica. Australia. idk lots of places. There’s plenty of things I haven’t seen.

favorite food: My mom’s sarmale and mamaliga 😭 It’s a Romanian dish - stuffed cabbage leaves and polenta. 

play any instruments: I studied piano for, like, ten years but I cannot read a single line of music and I’ve lost all my muscle memory. So no 8P

languages: English, Romanian, a little bit of Spanish that I need to practice

random fact: I planned on going to law school for most of my life, to the point where I went to a lawyer sleep away camp as a teenager lol. It was the nerdiest shit, I basically just took classes and prepared for a big mock trial case at the end of the summer.

I got as far as taking the LSAT and I did pretty well, but it was at that point that I kind of realized...I don’t wanna be a lawyer 😬

describe yourself as aesthetic things: Clear starry skies, neon everything, nature retaking abandoned places, doodles in the edges of a notebook

And I’m gonna tag @glompcat @the-four-humors @raritybuttons @ravnican @savravodsavo @joyful-beam and whoever wants to do this

[asroarke]

Tagged by @camhumphrey (aka my perfect fanfic wife)

answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs I’d like to get to know

Nicknames: Alex, Sven, Svennie, salt monster

gender: Female

star sign: leo af. like the most leo to have ever leoed

height: 5’4 (and a quarter of an inch as of my last doctor’s appointment!!!!)

time: 4:09 CST

birthday: August 4th

favorite bands: My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Florence + the Machine

favorite solo artist: Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Christina Grimmie (fuck I miss her), Kesha, Cosette Smith, Dolly Parton

song stuck in my head: Dark Side by Bishop Briggs

last movie i watched: Singin’ in the Rain (because I miss my Debbie and many years of my childhood went into memorizing the numbers from this movie)

when did i create this blog: I think it’ll be a year old soon? I know I started it several months before I actually started writing, but some time after s4 premiered because I didn’t want to spam my main (caroltexasranger) with all my bellarke angst

what do i post: occasional things that I write, angsty bellarke gifsets, rants about the dangers of roombas, my drunken shenanigans, and whatever I’m salty about if someone asks

last thing i googled: popular quotes from Revenge (you guys, it’s killing me that I can’t come up with a name for the Double Infinity sequel. I’m getting desperate)

do i have other blogs: yeah, caroltexasranger. I made it about six years ago I think? It’s really just an assortment of random things I find funny that don’t fit into this blog’s vibe (tbh I’d rather change it so asroarke was my main BUT TUMBLR WON’T LET ME WHICH MEANS I CANT REPLY AS ME OR LEAVE MESSAGES IN YOUR INBOX FROM THE REAL ME, ugh agony)

do i get asks: yeah, every now and then. I like my drunk asks and my salt check ins the best, though. And I get some sweet comments on my writing, which literally always make my day.

why did i choose my url: well, A.S. are my initials. And the Roarke dynamic is one of my faves of all time. I also fully planned on coming up with something more clever before I started writing, but that never happened, and now this is my brand™ 

following blogs: 104

followers: 242

average hours of sleep: about six

lucky number: 4

how many blankets i sleep with: usually one, but it’s been cold af in the Tennessee these days, so I’ve upgraded to two

dream job: writer, and I’m really happy I’m comfortable enough to say that now (a year ago I would have danced around that because I was taught a long time ago that writing was a waste of time, and it’s taken me about ten years to unlearn that)

dream trip: want to go back to the homeland (Norway) and I have an eight day itinerary already planned out, all I need is money and a friend to go with

favorite food: BREAD

nationality: American (Tennessee)

favorite song right now: Praying by Kesha (y’all this song has been my moving on anthem and is just so damn powerful, just damn)

I’m tagging: @isla1975 @tracylorde @sly2o @bisexual-space-latina @bellamyblake-kru @bellamyblakesfreckles @hookkomazgeda @mychal66  @eruditeprincess1993 @elowai @platonic-bellarke @slyth-princess @abbeysunny @peetaspikelets  @the-geek-gods @and-so-we-meet-again @tenthebookworm @loreley02  @clarkefreakinggriffinblake @bellamyinred along with anyone else who wants to do one of these!

[spectraspecs-writes]

date a girl who has one alarm on her phone. wendy’s time

date a girl who is a door-to-door furniture salesman. it’s tough to make a living in this day and age

date a girl who is VERY serious about robots. she even has a shrine to her roomba but has made you swear never to tell anyone about it

date a girl who owns a sustainable chocolate farm. this girl may or may not be me, but do you really want to take that risk? chocolate for life, man

date a girl who VOTES GODDAMNIT

date a girl who owns a goat named katelynn. katelynn has eaten at least one pair of your pants but she refuses to believe that katelynn has done anything wrong

date a girl who wears disco chic all day every day. sequins for days. her closet glows with a blinding light whenever light hits anything. if you move your hand along the wall of the closet, you will find a secret panel in the wall. if you press this panel, a disco ball will come down from the ceiling. it spins. like a silent rave. she doesn’t know you know about the secret disco ball. you don’t want to tell her, just in case she wants to surprise you with it.

date a girl who loves milkshakes *new choice* date a girl who loves cats *new choice* you can’t reason with her. not even with a milkshake cat

date a girl who is the void

date a girl who runs a onceler ask blog that while it used to be in character now it only shares kpop references and human rights

date a girl who has a very strange sense of humor. she has difficulty determining whether or not a movie is a comedy. she believes pitch perfect was an interesting and informative take on the culture of competition surrounding collegiate music groups but finds chopped to be the pinnacle of humor. you’ve asked what she finds funny about them. she doesn’t know.

date a girl who may or may not be an immortal from the mid nineteenth century. if she isn’t then she has a strange obsession with cowboy culture. she wears leather chaps and very sturdy boots, and has no idea what anything really costs. all of her prices are out of date and have been since the early twentieth century. yee haw

date a girl who has flesh

date a girl who likes mariachi bands at funerals

date a girl who is a lizard. you know she is a girl because you hatched her at the right temperature.

date a girl who wears light up socks to professional events

date a girl who is in the witness protection program for witnessing the valentines day massacre

date a girl who collects strangely scented candles, like “permanent marker” and “hardware store”

date a girl who served a prison term in portugal for attempting the assassination of the head of the interior. she has learned nothing from the sentence

date a girl that you can’t go to the natural history museum with because she knows more about dinosaurs than the museum employees and she intimidates them, so they have banned her for life

date a girl who wants to fuck bigfoot and will invite you along if she ever gets the chance

date a girl who owns a turtle named phillip and runs a finstagram for phillip

date a girl who does not have a nose. you’ve never asked how she lost it and as this point you’re not sure you want to know.

date a girl who speaks bulgarian. you have no idea what she’s saying but you’re pretty sure she loves you. she has no idea what you’re saying but she really likes your dedication to sticking with her anyway. it doesn’t occur to you to learn bulgarian because your love is deeper than the verbal language, even though it would really have helped last week when she made dinner and she put almonds in the salad without telling you because she didn’t know you were allergic to nuts. she took you to the hospital right away but none of the doctors spoke bulgarian either so they had no idea the two of you were dating. good times. good times.

[darkxsoulzyx]

ENTERING THE Y/N VERSE YAYEET—

XDDDD I thought it was about time that I made one anyways. Probably gonna settle on maybe calling them Dakota? Again, they’re mainly a y/n so that name is unofficial (but I’ll probably call them Dakota anyways hehe)

Dakota probably works as either general staff (so just all over the place) or DCAssistant ^^ (though I can also see them working parts & services)

They have siblings (I’d think it would be funny if they had an identical twin haha) that don’t really visit that often, and live in a more rural/open country area

Dakota got that locket as a hand-me-down from her mother who didn’t want it anymore. They left it empty since they didn’t really have anything to put it in (until the dcas). They wore it regardless though because it was something that reminded them of home.

Disco is Dakota’s roomba (that may have a little more intelligence than it should). It likes to spin whenever Dakota walks into a room and greets them often.

A lot of their accessories (besides the locket) were made/purchased after working at Fazco for a while (besides the bracelets :) those were handmade by a certain someone(s))

Dakota has A LOT of phobias! Because! Some of these include: Thalassophobia, Nyctophobia, Aichmophobia, and very minor monophobia. The major one is Nyctophobia :)

I can see them working prior to the game-incidents :)

Possibly more to come??? Who knows! ^^

Stay tuned!