#THE PEPSI LMAOOOOOO

[xochimillilili]

giving you. my peanis.. its yours now for eternity i give you my pepsi from one transkitty to another

FELLOW TRANS KITTYYY hello kitty anonn aaaaaaaa taking your pempis so gently n sticking it on myself !!! Thank you trans kitty anon,,, I will pee so so good with the pekis,, the peenus,,, the peeanoas,,,

[johnnytoronto]

What is this pepsi ad lmaoooooo

[howtopickausernam]

Oh my god fuckin pepsi man lmaoooooo

Danny, homeless and hungry on the streets of Gotham, smells Condiment King and attacks him mid fight with the bats. At this point Danny is half feral from hunger and CK is yelling as this random kid steals all his stuff. The bats quickly lose track of this kid, partially because of thier own laughter.

Or

Dannys already having a hard time in Gotham. He wasn't sure how he got here and Clockwork is either ignoring him or can't hear him so he has to figure something out on his own.

Que Condiment King repeatedly destroying every place he tries to live (usually by accident or by being caught in the crossfire of this rouges fights) eventually Danny loses his cool and creates his own food themed hero/villian. That's right.

Pepsi-man

Of course Pepsi exists in the DC universe (maybe not, but it does now cause I say so) and with it the ye old commercials or Pepsi-man- Pepsi's failed mascot- also exist.

So whenever Pepsi-man appears people are in disbelief and go "Pepsi-man?!" And are baffled. Danny of course isn't that ripped...or tall...or an adult...but his parents were evil mad scientists and he and Jazz were raised from a young age to be thier heirs in a way. So naturally he made a robotic exoskeleton to pilot around. That was Pepsi-man. Danny never speaks as Pepsi-man, and uses exaggerated body language and gestures to get his point across.

Ya know.

Whenever he's not actively making Condiment King eat dirt.

[pepsi-vent-inactive]

BOATS ARE VISIBLE WHEN YOU SEARCH UP EVER GIVEN

GOOGLE HAS CAUGHT ON TO US

[fiftythreecrimes]

good fucking bye

[harryfeatgaga]

So anyway @ harry ditch the friendship with the trash it’s time to make new friends like me, like Paige, like sister anon or slut anon.... we are much better than that “you’re cute jeans” Pepsi girl

LMAOOOOOO

[ganseybois]

I CANT BELIEVE THE BOYS REDID KENDALL JENNERS PEPSI COMMERCIAL LMAOOOOOO

[marcosllorente]

So here in Uruwhy Josema is the face of Pepsi. It used to be a Swarez but tbh Josema’s ads are funnier. So there are whole ass advertisings everywhere with his face on it and something like “Come see Josema at the UCL final in Kiev”... bet Pepsi Uruguay didn’t count on Atleti bottling! so they had to change the slogan to “Go see the UCL final in Kiev” smh

lmaoooooo i LOOOOOOOOVE pepsi. they’re right. Go see JOSEMA at the EUROPA LEAGUE final bitch!

[cockholmsyndrome]

"pink floyd is not chanel. led zeppelin is not michael kors. metallica is not givenchy. don't get it twisted. respect music"(paris jackson via twitter) I guess their friendship didn't last long lmaoooooo vogue can put kendall on the cover every month and vs can make her a special angel whenever they want, but after pepsi and now this? the public isn't having it anymore...

LMFAO STOP I REMEMBER WHEN KENDALL AND PARIS WERE CHILLING FOR FIVE MINUTES IN PUBLIC

[orochimarushowerscene]

Lmaoooooo Pepsi pulled the ad

[cockholmsyndrome]

well.. i guess that is the only thing he has in common with kendall LMAOOOOOO

he probs texted her a congrats on the Pepsi ad and went 'I don't get why everyone hated it :/'