#THE EPISODE WHERE THEY JUST WANNA HANG OUT WITH HIM AND THEYRE SAD THAT HE'S TOO BUSY 😭💖😭💖😭💖😭💖😭💖😭💖

[rexscanonwife]

Naw but the way Charles literally has a spidey sense when somethings wrong with the boys 😭🙏💖💖

[witchbugs]

Hello!! Good morning or night or evening or afternoon or whatever it is where you live!!What do you want to happen in Fionna and cake season 2?? Like what aspects of the original series and of season one do you want to get further explored?

OHH MYGOD THANK U. HI HIHI HIII HELLO. :3 yapping ahead

UMM OK SO. personally i imagine that s2 will be either an anthology thing with each episode focusing on different mainworld or alt universe guys + fionna and cake, OR, someone will replace simon as the kind of third main character. simon’s arc is pretty wrapped up and i would love to see finn and fionna adventuring together actually !! however i feel like finn will not be a main character beyond maybe an episode or smth bc his main thing rn is how very clearly not good hes doing after jakes death + in denial about it but in together again we see that never really went away and he was always sort of waiting to see him again after death !! so any sort of a healing arc would kinda contradict that so idk !!

speaking of simon PLEASEEE give us simon and marcy moments PLEASE i was a teensy bit baffled that she was not shown in simons little happy ending healing going to therapy etc montage. we got like 15 seconds of drunk bubbline in episode 2 😭 also this is just me personally but simon and pb have the potential to be so fucking funny the in laws of all time…

im reallyy torn on whether fionna will lose her arm bc on one hand the universe is canonized now and its a canon event of sorts for all finn adjacent timelines and past lives BUT fionna ISNT a varient of him exactly a wish didnt split a new timeline like farmworld, shes created by prismo and just unintentionally inspired by finn ! so im not sure which direction the writers will go but i would think not bc shes not directly tied to his fate if that makes sense

im also quite interested to see more of fionnaworld with magic. tbh its been a bit since i watched the finale and i dont remember exact details on that to theorize rn 😭 im sure we’ll see more of jay, little destiny, i miiight be misremembering but wasnt baby finn there at the end 😭 i think this season will have less universe hopping bc theyre not running but we may see the others in farmworld etc

on one hand i desperately want to see betty BUT i know her story is kind of over and if they undo it that would be really stupid. also i have my gripes with how they wrote some of her stuff im season one but thats. another post LMAO. the best i can hope for atp is a cameo i think. betty cameo save me. save me betty cameo

hmm more characters i wanna see,,, bmo ofc always but also i think a good chunk of mainworld characters without jake will make me sad 😭 susan and frieda would be awesomesauce… lesbians… magic man as well i think he and simon should hang out… HUNTRESS WIZARD… also flame princess just occurred to me bc shes the only princess who seems to like? age? so maybe she’d have a new design :3 more finn + island humans content like with the minerva bots…

OK i think im at the point where this will stop making sense soon bc my brains real empty rn, i have less actual theories that i can remember off the top of my head and moreso just me yapping but ! THANK U FOR THE ASK HOPE U HAVE A GOOD DAY TOO ^_^

[morganaw14]

SO MANY GOOD THINGS THIS EPISODE

• NINI AND GINAS FRIENDSHIP

ricky calling nini because he needs to talk to her about his mom :( my poor boy

nini’s face when she sees ej on stage instead of ricky is everything

ASHLYN SINGING HER SONG AND BIG RED LOOKING SO PROUD WHILE HE SHINES THE SPOTLIGHT ON HER (miss jenn mouthing the words with her i love that)

ricky CONFRONTING his mom about bringing her boyfriend (i can’t believe her reasoning for not telling him was “i didn’t wanna throw you off” she KNOWS that ricky is having the hardest time with his parents splitting up so i don’t understand her logic)(also hope that the “not all couples are meant to be together” isn’t foreshadowing for rini bc i love them)

seb’s family is so precious

SEBLOS CHEEK KISS

big red’s unknown robotics skills

NINIS TEXT FROM RICKY HE IS SO SWEET (she looks so sad tho that he’s not gonna be out there)

i love ricky and gina’s scene, she knew that if she could get him back out there he would finish it and it really seems like all of their feelings have been resolved

ej and nini together was so cringy “gabby????” wtf was that

EJ STEPPING OFF STAGE WAS REAL CHARACTER GROWTH SO PROUD OF HIM

LOVE THE EPISODE ONE PARALLEL WITH THE FLASHLIGHT

”just look at my ricky, right at me” HE LOOKS SO IN LOVE

i knew that ej got gina that ticket but good for him!!!! growth!!!!

kinda upset we missed the whole verse with ricky and nini tho bc they were talking :( (where was the scene when there fingers are interlocked??? does anyone know the gif i’m talking about?? did i just miss it or)

ITS OKAY THAT I DIDNT SEE IT THO BECAUSE NINI HOLDING RICKYS FACE!!!!! THE WAY THEYRE STARING AT EACH OTHER

tbh thought they were gonna kiss on stage

at the curtain call ricky pushing nini forward more 😭😭 precious boy

“is that the last apple?” HOW NICE OF THEM TO DO THAT FOR HER

WHATS THE SPRING MUSICAL

where was the promo pic with josh and olivia holding each other at the end and staring at each other?????

RICKY AND EJ HUGGING AS THEY GO ACROSS THE CAST SO MUCH CHARACTER GROWTH THIS EPISODE

BIG RED THE THIRD OH MY GOD

it is so sweet that he got those flowers for ashlyn!!!!!

THE GROWTH FROM KOURTNEY AND RICKY THE PAST TWO EPISODES

(this one is gonna be long lmao) THE SCENE WITH RICKY AND NINI, when ricky is walking in you can tell he sighs like he is nervous to talk to her. this is so small but the look on his face and the way he raises one eyebrow when he’s like “you sure?” perfection. he’s so sad that the shows over :((((( he’s found a family with all of these people!! (after re-watching the scene like 10 times you can tell from his sighing when he walks in and the way he keeps looking at her and the little hop that he does before she says “is that it?” that what he’s about say to her is just building up) BOY LET ME TELL YOU AFTER LAST WEEKS EPISODE PEOPLE WERE MAKING PREDICTIONS ABOUT HOW THE “i love you” WOULD HAPPEN and tbh i thought like she would run off stage to get him during breaking free and somehow it would be this small little “i love you” while they stare into each other’s eyes or something but WHAT WE GOT WAS SO MUCH BETTER!!!! A WHOLE MONOLOGUE! THAT WAS IMPROVISED!!! JOSH AND OLIVIA HAVE SO MUCH CHEMISTRY ITS UNREAL!!!! THEYRE SUCH GOOD ACTORS TOO LIKE THERE WAS SO MUCH RAW EMOTION!!! WHEN HE SAYS “I LOVE YOU” WITH HIS WHOLE CHEST SHE WHIPS HER HEAD AROUND SO FAST BECAUSE YOU KNOW SHE WAS SO HURT WHEN HE DIDNT SAY IT BACK. HE SAYS IT NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE BUT FIVE TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (side note: but is the six flags story like the moment he realized he loved her??) WHEN SHE SAYS THEY SHOULD KISS HE LOOKS SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED! AND THE KISS!!!!!! MAGIC!!!!!! THE WAY SHES HOLDING HIS FACE AND HE GRABS HER CHIN!!! and they both look so happy!!! HIS HAPPY SIGH AFTER THEY KISS, LIKE HE CANT BELIEVE IT. (am i tripping or does the dialogue from episode one when she tells him to just watch the video parallel her giving him the dog tag??) (also isn’t gabriella freaky genius girl??? it’s still cute tho) I HOPE WE SEE JOSH AND/OR OLIVIA SING JUST FOR A MOMENT IN THE SECOND SEASON

gina is gonna stay at ashlyns!!!!!!! i wonder how that is gonna play out with ricky and gina

YIKES!!!!!!! WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN TO MS JENN AND MR MAZZARA

NINI GOT ACCEPTED TO THE YAC

you know as soon as she tells ricky he’s gonna tell her to go!!!! even if they’re in love and he’ll miss her!! it’s gonna cause dramaaaaaa tho i can already tell

lastly, josh looks hot af with that dog tag on and he’s like hanging off the doorway completely in love, beautiful

WHEN IS SEASON TWO

[pradafursuit]

internet addicted filmbro delusions episode 1

where else but here to talk about the inner machinations of my mind (something something milk carton) on tonight’s episode i want to talk about the ultra specific music video scenes i see in my brain but can not functionally execute with my skillset or at,,, 2am first up!!!!11: eighth wonder by lemon man lemon demon lemon freak

specifically in this little reprise bit chorus whatever you wanna call it

ok here we go no planning we just go go go go go

long lens (maybe 200mm or something similar, compression is important) i imagine dollhouse set or similar but i definitely see red and black vertical striped wallpaper this is very important rat cosume? maybe? or maybe just a suit, doesnt matter as long as little guy energy is correct

ext. dollhouse set - night character goes from looking down at the floor to up and past the camera as a spotlight shines on their face they utter the line like a theatre kid because this whole album is theatre kid energy

switch to wide angle 35mm maybe if thats not wide enough then maybe like 12mm camera facing the wall directly, not at an angle tom and jerry mouse hole at the bottom of the wall prison bars affixed to said hole maybe costume change to prisoner jumpsuit with the black and white striped character grabs onto the bars and looks sad so sad so so sad and delivers the line with enough passion to land them the lead role in some disney play adaptation junior year

ok now theyre standing in the middle of a living room on a rug with furniture surrounding and towering over them they utter this line while standing in that “whoa whoa whoa hang on” pose

like this but without the two people to the side and also theyre scared cause theyre, yknow, small. along with them looking left and right the camera pans with their head to family pets (cat and dog) indicating where the fear is coming from and also reinforcing the fact that he is SMALL ok hes SMALL do you GET IT???

this one i imagine him saying while standing on the dining table in the kitchen and then the camera cuts to a 180 shot of him looking out the window above the sink (yknow the one that has those white and red checkered curtains, you see it in your head i know you do) as a breeze coming in indicates that it is open.

during this music i imagine the character transitions to the next section of the song by jumping out the window and returning to normal size or something. listen i only planned out this very specific portion of the song ok. i imagine this video to have significantly different scenes where they travel around the world to different sights and scenes and show off what makes them special and why theyre the eighth wonder of the world cause theyre just a silly goofy fellow.

[lollytea]

In the Miraculous AU, how would the Glaciator conlict have happened? Sorry, I just love this AU.

That’s okay, I do too!

Okay so I never did get around to watching that episode in English. Only unsubbed in French, so a few details here might be off but lets give it a shot.

So the main dilemma in the actual ep was Marinette and how she feels about what she thinks are two different people. But Branch knows there’s only one girl to be thinking about here, so the dilemma changes a bit. Instead, its a little more about his identity. He does struggle with it in this AU and having someone in love with the version of himself that he doesn’t believe is real, tends to get to him.

So it starts off the usual. Guy dragged Branch out to hang out with Suki and the twins and Poppy (well, at least he PROMISED Poppy would be there.) But when she didn’t show up, the other kids just shrugged it off. They were a little disappointed but it’s fine, she’s a busy teen star after all. They also didn’t notice Branch was a little more grouchy than usual as they didn’t really expect him to care. He’s Branch, he barely talks to Poppy, leading some of them to assume he doesn’t like her all that much.

But the thing is Branch has been TRYING. Like holding conversations with her as a civilian is hard but holding up the distance is exhausting. It’s been months since he became Ladybug and he’s changed a lot as a person. He’s decided he genuinely wants to be friends with her as Branch as well as Ladybug.

But his progress? Not so great. But that’s why today was so important. He swears he was gonna make progress today but she didn’t show up. And while the others are just assuming she’s busy, he cant really shake the feeling that she doesn’t wanna hang around someone that she thinks doesn’t like her. She’s not here and it’s his own damn fault. He should have been nicer to her when he had the chance but noooo he had to be a little bitch about it. So yeah, with no Poppy to distract him and just left to wonder why, he starts overthinking a bit and leading himself to the most pessimistic conclusions possible, all while getting outwardly crankier by the minute.

Meanwhile, Chatte’s setting up her whole lovely candle display as she gets ready to meet Ladybug for Night Patrol. Not particularly busy, she just forgot. She’s got a lot on her mind. Poppy has decided she’s gonna make progress with Ladybug tonight. She knows the constant flirting thing is seen as a bit of a joke to him but by God, its the only way she knows how to go about this! So in hopes that he MIGHT get the hint if she goes a little further, she’s planning out their evening to have a far more romantic atmosphere. She googled it. Candles are super effective.

Branch is definitely a lot more harsh on the ice cream man than Marinette was, just cuz he’s a lot more prone to outbursts. Plus if you keep trying his patience with a concept as ridiculous as “magic” ice cream to someone as logical as himself while he’s already in enough of a bad mood, the boy is gonna snap. He storms off, leaving the ice cream man devastated and Guy wondering why its so hard to get this poor kid to have fun with them. Branch feels he can skip this one night of patrol. The last thing he wants right now is Poppy flirting with him, totally oblivious to the fact that he has his head wrecked over her and his own stupid identity.

Poppy’s crushed that he didn’t show up, of course and it gets her thinking. Leaping across building roofs to pass the time, she starts assuming that he’s never gonna be interested in her. She does act awful silly as Chatte Noir and maybe he’d prefer someone who takes herself more seriously. But she cant do that. She wouldn’t be happy if she were to fake it for him. It’s fully possible that maybe theyre just not compatible. Maybe that’s the truth she’s been overlooking this whole time.

This is when she spots Branch on his balcony, trying and failing to get his math homework done before he gives up, looking more tired and frustrated than usual. Of course, Chatte’s curious and really doesn’t care to see anyone sad, even someone she suspects dislikes her. She hops down to greet him but all she does is cause the kid to nearly jump out of his skin in shock. But once he calms down, he acts surprisingly chilly towards her. Odd, considering EVERYONE looks to Ladybug and Chatte Noir with nothing but admiration. But then again, she did just leap over his railing, uninvited at god knows what time of night.

But as the minutes pass, they start to talk. Branch is too annoyed with today’s events to put his walls up. He even forgets that he’s supposed to be nervous when talking to her as a civilian. He cant really let out all this steam to Poppy in particular but he does gradually start to rant about how hard being approachable is. He says straight up that he’s kinda an asshole sometimes and he doesn’t mean to be. He’s TRYING goddammit. He’s too fed up to realize that speaking to Poppy as a civilian is what he’s been meaning to do all day and he’s finally getting it.

She starts talking about her failure of a night and swinging her legs over the balcony, confides in him that she really does love Ladybug and doesn’t know what to do about it. That’s where the conversation falls away because Branch cant continue it. He’s too stunned to do so.

She takes him to see her candlelit setup and while he barely says another word to her as Branch that night, he offers a smile to signal that he’s beyond impressed. But damn he’s feeling guilty. So, so guilt about so many different things.

The akuma hits and Chatte returns Branch to safety and hurries off, only for him to swing after her, decked in his spots just seconds later. She’s not as delighted to see Ladybug as she usually is. A touch bitter actually and he can only shrug because yeah, he gets it. And of course he pulls the “We’re a couple!” thing to prevent Glaciator from harming them but she’s a little less pleased to go along with it this time. But as theyre back in eachothers company, working together as they always do, Poppy eases up a bit and cheerily plays along with the act.

Once the akuma is purified, the two of them have their talk on the roof. Branch is still feeling beyond guilty about this. She loves him but she really shouldn’t. In his own mind, he’s deceived her. Ladybug is not real but he doesn’t know how to tell her that. And as if he wasn’t telling enough lies already, he adds another to the pile. Branch rejects Poppy under the excuse that he’s interested in somebody else.

She nods, internally confirming her suspicion. Ladybug wouldn’t want someone as silly as Chatte Noir as anything less than a friend. She can understand that. But he’s still one of her best friends in the world and she loves him to bits. She tells him that and he says the same thing in return. Poppy seals a very uncertain period of their relationship with a soft kiss to his cheek and she’s gone. Branch is left on the rooftop, feeling a million things at once but he cant for the life of him, decide if he’s happy or sad.

But Poppy has someone she knows for a fact loves her as a friend. Ladybug is most definitely her friend and she couldn’t be more delighted.

[abandoned-as-mustard]

Supergirl 3x06

"You're edging on mean drunk, I only signed up for sad drunk"

They actually got a young Kara and Alex actually look like Mel and chyler yisss

- "Josie, I wouldn't say your gpa justifies that level of confidence" buuuurn Josie

- idiot teenagers dragging superman for wearing underwear over his tights well I DONT SEE YOU SAVING THE WORLD!!

- but hang on, the current superman costume didn’t actually have any red underwear over the tights, maybe it’s changed since then

- Alex's "friends" are bitches

- ooooh this cute lil Asian friend of kara's, I wanna see more of you

- oh no don't tell me this cute guy dies!!!! I have a feeling😥😥

- awww what a nerd. I see a fetus romance developing

- can we just break his nose from kissing instead of killing him??

- young Alex is an angsty bitch ngl

- fetus Kara learning to fly!!!!!!!

- NOOOOOOOOOOOO KENNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

- KENNNYYYYYYYY I WILL AVENGE YOU

- Punch those stupid jocks Kara!!!

- who's that police officer who knows Kara

- operation find the missing telescope

- JOSIE IS BANGING THE TEACHER????????

- the teacher kinda looks like Chris pine and Matt Damon had a baby

- development for Alex Danvers

- KARA SAVES ALEX U GO GIRLS

- the first thing Eliza tells Alex when they get home from nearly being MURDERED is "do your homework"

- "fbi" agent that looks like kara's mom, that's cruel

- why are Kara and Alex in the same class if Alex is 2 years older?

- if krypton exploded then shouldn't its star still be in the sky because light travel?

- WOOOOAH THAT WAS JONN THAT AGENT WAS JONN

- screw authority Kara use your powers to help

- this Ep is a surprising refreshment from he episodes of late. Like, actual episodes about Kara

- who's Chloe????

- for some reason I'm a bit suspicious of the sheriff

- OFC ITS THE SHERIFF

- screw u sheriff

- " screw it" THATS MY GIRLLLL

- I can't get over how similar young Alex looks like chyler

- Kara saves the day!!! I half expected her to have a mini super suit

- that's right Alex ditch Josie the fake hoe

- "so we found out the douche jock was smoking pot, we caught a predator and we found kenny's killer! We're dong pretty great this week."

- "he liked me. All of me."

RESURRECT KENNY 2k17!!!!!!!!

- "I'd rather be human than risk losing you"

- "I've never had a sister. I promise I'll get better at it."

- OHHH THIS THEME THEYRE PLAYING WHEN ELIZA BROUGT BACK THE TELESCOPE WHERE HAVE I HEARD IT BEFORE

- awwwwwww

- AHHHH ITS THE SAME THEME AS KARAMEL'S FIRST KISSS THATS WHAT AHHHHHHHHH I MISSED IT AWWWWWW ITS A LOVE THEME

- KARA IS USING THE TELESCOPE ALL THESE YEARS LATER

- "kenny lee. Keeper of secrets."

- love this episode!!!!!!!!! ITS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE ITHER EPISODES TBH

- "I remember thinking I'd never feel at home on earth. I still don't. But I do with you, in a way."

- "if we scratch his car he'll put us in confinement."

"You almost killed us twice on the way over!!"

"That possum came from NOWHERE!"

I'm dying

-- AHHH THIS SONG I LOVED THIS SONG LIKE 10 YEARS AGO GO GWEN STEFANI YESSS YEEEHOOOO WOOOHOOO YEEEHOO

WOOOOHHHHH that's the first time I've felt so amazing after watching a supergirl episode in AGESSSS ahhh

[justintimbershit]

1-99

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?XO - John Mayer Cabaret - Justin Timberlake Lights On - Shawn Mendes Bad Habit - The KooksHow Would You Feel - Ed Sheeran You’re Gonna Llive Forever in Me - John Mayer

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?literally John Mayer so I can ask him why the FUCK he played XO in Chicago and why that was only the 10th time ever and first and only time of TSFE tour he played it

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.“Mom’s stumped us. We had absolutely no idea who she’d dredge” (I’ll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson)

4: What do you think about most?how terrible life is and then how much i wanna die tbh

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?“Jena should i get dropped off at your house then we can go get joe & julie?” IOWA TOMORROW FOR ED :DDDD

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?always w shirt but no pants lol

7: What’s your strangest talent?hating life as much as i do idk i have no talent

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)girls r hot n nice boys r hot n mean

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?yeah bc we were in love lol :(

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? idk i usually dont

11: Do you have any strange phobias?feet, being alone but also being in large crowds, idk theyre not very weird

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?no?

13: What’s your religion?idk man none atm prob

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?looking forward to going inside. but working and therefore reading.

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?behind bc i am ugly lol

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?um probably panic at the disco but then also the killers

17: What was the last lie you told?“its fine” bc no it is not fine i wanna fight

18: Do you believe in karma?ya i think so. maybe

19: What does your URL mean?i like Justin Timberlake and also swearing

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?weakness is probably just who i am as a person and strength is idk i dont have any

21: Who is your celebrity crush?lmao. you say this like i have one. i have many. like thousands.

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?nope

23: How do you vent your anger?talk to someone usually

24: Do you have a collection of anything?movie/concert/sporting event tickets and also empty gatorade bottles on my floor

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?phone bc im ugly

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?eh. better than what i was but could be better

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?hate is my sisters voice lol love is john mayers voice bc he sounds like a fuckin angel

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?what if i was someone else but not really someone else just like what if i was me with a better life or a differnt life in which things didnt always go so terribly for me ya know

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?ghosts maybe but aliens def

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.right arm some paper hanging off my nightstand and left nothing

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?the faint scent of clean laundry and lotion

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?hm.. great question. i feel like ive been to some pretty bad places but i cant recall any???

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?ive never been to either but east coast i think

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?justin timberlake bc hes one of the most attractive men in the entire world

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?bein happy, doin what you want, livin

36: Define Art.something someone creates

37: Do you believe in luck?yes i do

38: What’s the weather like right now?humid i think

39: What time is it?9:41 pm

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?nope to both

41: What was the last book you read?i recently finished “The Upside of Unrequited” and now im workin on “More Than This”

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?no i hate it it makes me nauseous

43: Do you have any nicknames?jules

44: What was the last film you saw?o fuck um fist fight maybe?

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?the sunburn i got in florida was terrible bc i couldnt walk for a day so im gonnna say that

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?no :(

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?brandon saad being a chicago blackhawk again, tommy la stella, john mayer, reading gay books

48: What’s your sexual orientation?bi

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?uuuuum possibly ??? idk

50: Do you believe in magic?nah but also maybe

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?in my mind yes but most of the times my actions dont reflect that especially if its been a while

52: What is your astrological sign?sagittarius

53: Do you save money or spend it?both. i allow myself to spend it as long as i still have a decent amount saved

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?lunch at panera lol

55: Love or lust?neither bc they both suck when ur alone

56: In a relationship?no lol

57: How many relationships have you had?zero

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?nope i am not talented like that

59: Where were you yesterday?yesterday. i think i stayed home all day then me mary and joe hung out and went to get milkshakes at steak n shake

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?the inside of the bra bra sitting waiting to be put away lol

61: Are you wearing socks right now?indeed

62: What’s your favourite animal?sloths my fav

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?i dont have one bc if i did ppl would like me, tf

64: Where is your best friend?at home id assume

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.whats tumblr

66: What is your heritage?im italian but i was born here and so were my parents

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?watching an episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia before i showered

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?satan satan

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?yeah lmao who hasnt tho

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?i think so sometimes but other times im the worst person ever idk how i have friends

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?fuck u boss i love dogs and if u hate dogs that much as to not understand the situation i dont wanna work for a dog hater. asshole.

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?a. maybe probably b. everything ive never done but wanted to c. probably

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.fuck. um. shit. id say love but then u cant trust the person you love so like… but at the same time i love love so much i feel like id die w/o it n ya know i dont trust anyone anyways so im gonna say love

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?srsly…..Bye Bye Bye by *NSYNC bc i cant be sad listening to that song lolol

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?9077

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?communication n openness

77: How can I win your heart?just be nice to me lol i have low standards

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?yes i do believe so

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?buying tickets to see john mayer lol that changed my life so drastically. my life is now pre john mayer and post john mayer. he literally fucking sang xo i will never get over it that will always be the happiest moment of my life im crying while typing this

80: What size shoes do you wear?8 - 9 ½ depending on the shoe

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?‘probably died because she said she wanted to die so often that death got sick of hearing it and killed her.“

82: What is your favourite word?fuck

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.justin timberlake. god im so fucked lol

84: What is a saying you say a lot?'i hate my life’ 'i want to die’ 'u should fight’

85: What’s the last song you listened to?Fools Gold by One Direction lmao

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?turquoise

87: What is your current desktop picture?justin timberlake leaning on a car lookin all hot n shit

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?myself tbh

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?uuuum idk it depends whos askin ya know. id answer certain questions if asked by one peson but not another

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?probably cry and attempt but ultimately fail to go back to sleep

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?flying or teleportation

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?when john mayer played XO at my concert obviously

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?losing all the pictures on my computer bc i keep saying im over it but im really not that was the entire past 4 years of my life in pictures and videos and theyre just gone its bullshit

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?oh man. so many. but if i had to choose one justin timberlake. wow bet no one saw that comin

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?literally fuckin no where im seeing ed sheeran in a matter of hours im not leaving. but if it were a different day lol id say amsterdam or boston

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?not that im aware of

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?when i was a smol child yea h but not recently

98: Ever been on a plane?when i was a child yes

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?um lol idk probably nothing tbh i dont wanna be held responsible for whatever happens afterwards

[diondecarnate]

EXTREMELY LONG rant about Dororo below the cut, all spoilers no context so if u havent seen the 2019 Dororo anime this probs isnt for u but i needed to put all of this somewhere to cope cause bruh

dororo is so good n just so fucking tragic

you have this Asshole of a dude who decides to take the easy way out but also like, if you have all these people under you, relying on you, i think that its kinda understandable to want them to have a prosperous and good life. daigo just went about doing that for 

1- the completley wrong reasons, not to get all Good Place on this but he wanted the land prosperous so that he would have more power, not necessarily so his people would be healthy and well-cared for. I think this is shown in the final few episodes where he carelessly grabs people and horses from the villages, uncaring if he is hurting those left behind. His only focus is on growing and keeping his power. 

and 2- he does it in the completley wrong way, like really?? youre going to go to making a deal with demons? I suppose in the show he does say he exhausted all other options but still,,,,, bruh,,,, you had to have known deep down that this was not gonna end well. daigo is just a complete shithead honestly, and i completley hate him. 

theres definitely a part of me that really wanted Hyakkimaru to kill him at the end, however I do honestly think the end he got was the best one. It made sense given where Hyakkimaru was at at the end of the show, and also I think it doesnt actualy fall into the whole “if i killed you id be just like you!” dumb thing, and instead feels more like he gets ignored in a sense? like, he gets his moment of drama and everything, and of course Hyakkimaru was going to have to deal with him n get closure, but after daigo goes all “bleh just kill me, then i can rule over hell (??? i guess dude)” Hyakkimaru was just like, nah dude, peace n left. It really gave him very little screentime in the end, which is exactly what he deserved. plusssss he didnt seem like he was in v good shape so lets just say he died of “too much realizing i fucking suck as a person” or whatever

Tahomaru.................. bruh even thinking about him makes me wanna fucking cry like... can you imagine being 15 years old and finding out you have a brother you never knew, and that if your brother lives your entire land is (supposedly) going to die. like, Tahomaru is the next leader of this provence, and unlike his terrible father, he actualy cares about his people very deeply. So when given the insane problem of either killing his older brother, or watching all his people suffer, he choses what I think I also would have chosen!! especially at 15 holy shit, he is a teenager being asked to make this fucking terrible choice n it just fully fucking sucks. 

Tahomaru fully deserved better, and I will take every AU that says him n Hyakkimarus moms got the fuck out of there n survived, living on n being able to hang with Hyakkimaru n be bros........................... can u imagine................. doing the forehead thing.............Hyakkimaru is like “another lil bro!! hell yeah dude”................. I cry...................

also Mutsu and Hyogo deserved so much better oh my GOD the number one crying scene for me was that one like theyre all like TEENAGERS!!!!!! and theyre all fighting n then these TEENAGERS fucking DIE!!!!!!!! like theyre Tahumaros friends and seeing him grieve for them......... it broke me dude........ even if those three were kinda out of it on demon energy at the time,,, theyre doing their best.......

also real quick i cannot believe they got me attached to a horse so quick only to just as quickly make me cry over it like fuckin rapidash was so good n she just wanted to get back to her kid and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ok so now that scene im gonna be bitter about forever, like yea sure i GUESS given their personalities, and assuming Tahomaru was dying already with no hope of survival, i can see why they all just stayed in the burning fuckin building. I can even accept Nui (bio mom) staying behind. She had very big sad energy the whole series, and especially that episode was so gd depressed, and with her younger son dying on the floor. I think she was right to go to him (for once,,,, like i get one of her kids got sacrificed to demons n shit n thats super sad but ur just gonna ignore the other one?? also bad!!!) so i think her doing that was actualy a very nice gesture, and closed that up nicely.

 But Jukai???????????????? what the fuck dude!!! get the fuck out of there!!! Theres no reason he shoulda stayed, besides his whole self sacrificing thing n i guess??? he decided thats what the goddess of mercy wanted???????? him to do???????? for some reason?????/ like if it had been daigo, sure that woulda made sense. but what the fuck??? Jukai kinda just felt like he died just to make that scene more sad, n felt super unnecessary. 

ESPECIALLY since the last ep we saw him in at the end he had like regained his will to live!!!!!!!!! hence why the ghoul went after him!!!!!! it was explicitly stated that he got that back!!!!!! so why the fuck did he just throw that in the trash at the end there???? the only thing i can think of is him not wanting to leave Nui alone which like.............. I???? Guess?????????? but also no????? just fucking go and be with ur kid dude, what the fuck. 

THEN theres Hyakkimaru just fucking bouncing after all that, no goodbye or anything just fuckin leaves Dororo which feels absolutely wild and kinda ooc, like ok......... hes going........ on a journey..... of self discovery................................................. then what was the whole series about?????? i guess in the original manga n such he left at the end, but it was for a completley different reason that actualy made sense n didnt feel so... weird n tbh kinda forced,,,,,,, but ahh whatever the last shot of them meeting again when they were older was cute so i guess thats,,, fine,,,,

I really fuckin loved this anime, the way they portray Hyakkimaru before hes gained any bits back, and as he slowly gains them over the series, is very good imo. they coulda easily been like “yea he can talk now!! so he can just fully talk cause weird magic :)” but instead we get to see Hyakkimaru struggle pretty realistically with every part thats gained back, which is kinda satisfying n nice in a way imo. I like it a lot. also the constant issure of “do the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” is just so good cause like on one hand i fuckin love Hyakkimaru and want him to get his body back, of course!! but on the other hand, when you start to see the people of diagos land suffering and such,,,,,, and know that coulda probably been avoided if Hyakkimaru had just died (tho listen, deals with demons always go bad so probs smth else woulda happened) its fuckin sad as hell. 

But also at the end when Hyakkimaru is just like “its my fucking body! give it back it doesnt belong to you!!” hell YES dude you tell them 

also the way you feel bad for every fuckin person (except daigo, who can and should choke) is very very good. 

anyways i know ive barely talked about Dororo here but thats because shes perfect and i have no criticisms, and also she got the happy end she deserved even if im sure she punched Hyakkimaru VERY HARD for just up and leaving when they reunited. but bruh, tbh thats exactly what he deserves for pulling a stunt like that lmao. 

in any case, Dororo is an extremely good anime and I immediately want to watch all of it again, with the knowledge that in my AU daigo fuckin died after that camera cut away, and Jukai totally hauled Nui and Tahomaru the fuck outta there n theyre living on Hyakkimarus good good rice farm together happy n healing n good.  

[chill-that-ur-inmyhead]

Do you get nervous before “meeting the parents”? yes wow who doesn’t What do you think of your friends? they’re the best, especially for putting up with me What do you prefer to drink in the morning? orange juice or green tea Have you ever done ecstacy? nah Do you like painkillers? if im in pain im sure theyre the best

What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? my butt Do you own a knife?                                                                                              yes but for the kitchen Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: i miss my ex. the gin is making me sleepy. i am worried what will happen in this episode of hustle Name five drinks you regularly drink:                                                        water, green tea, milk, orange/ mango juice and lemonade What time did you wake up today? 11 Current hair? blonde, shoulder length and in need of a wash Current worry? that i’ll never get over my ex Current hate? that i keep thinking about my ex Favourite place to be? my bed Least favourite place to be? uni campus Where would you like to go? Japan What do you think you’ll be in 10 yrs? at 30 well hopefully well paid job living in london or probably near London with a boyfriend or friends Last thing you ate? bourbon biscuits Last time you had an alcoholic drink? yesterday! What songs do you sing in the shower? taylor swift mostly or musicals Who is your loudest friend? elly What song do you want played at your funeral? something that taylor composes especially for me What were you doing 12AM last night? watching Mamma Mia Do people get shocked by how old you are? nah Do you have any features that people notice right away? As in a mole on your cheek, or a big nose, big teeth, etc? big lips Do you have a iHome? nah a least i don’t think so Don’t you just love pooping after holding it for a long time? yea gotta let it all out Whats a compliment that gets annoying? you look cute Whats the last compliment you received? you look cute Whats the meanest insult you have received? that i am boring Do you like hanging out at your house, or your friends? well my friends are at my house so yaaay Where is the last person you kissed at this moment? probably with her boyfriend at uni Will tomorrow be better then today? yes in some ways i hope so but you never know Have you ever fallen asleep with the last person you kissed? yeah Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden? they’re not hidden they’re filled with water on my gin cart Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a: J, M, C, L, B, A? yes, J, C, B, A Do you think you’re wasting your time on the person you like? well he broke up with me a month ago so ya Ever kissed a brown eyed and brown haired person?                                    yes Are you a player? nah Is there something you want to tell someone? to my ex i miss you and it sucks that we can’t be together (also i wonder if he thinks about me) What are you excited for? uni to be done Is something bothering you? yes i miss my ex and i had to delete facebook because he is there and it makes me sad Do you like the town you are living in?                                                          yea Does your best friend approve of the last person you kissed? well she’s upset that he hurt me but she’s not completely against him. she is all for me moving on but im kinda hoping he’ll come back Do you have any friends with kids? they’re not friends but i know of them Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? my friends Do you miss someone right now? yes my heart is in two Do you hate when people smoke around you?                                                  i try to avoid them Have you held hands with anyone in the past 24 hours? yes Think a lot before you fall asleep? i try to make myself really tired so i just fall asleep last night i was watching McCann documentary What was the last thing you spent your money on? food Be honest, who is the easiest person in your life to talk to? all my friends are tbh Your last kiss, were you dating that person at the time?                              nah she is my bestie Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex you tell everything to? i tell him pretty much everything but when we catch up ya Were you single last summer? nah What’s the weather like outside? grey skies i guess Is the last person you kissed older than you? yeah Where did you first kiss the last person you kissed? in his first year uni room Name three things you did or are going to do today: cry, eat, swim Are you currently frustrated with anyone or anything? yeah my ex, i have every emotion for him Let’s say you were ten years old again, what would be a typical day for you? i would be playing with my barbies and then my cut out dolls and then colour in some pictures Last place you went besides your house? i went to loughborough to visit my bestie Is there someone you’d really like to hang out with and just talk about stuff? my ex i wanna hug him too What was the worst feeling you last felt? that i wasn’t good enough How long have you been sober? 24 hours Last sexual experience? last sexual experience would be last year How often do you talk on the phone? from time to time Do you have a significant other at the moment? nope, i have a significant ex If no, do you want one? i want my ex back Do you “go out” a lot? nah not recently Do you work a lot? i will be What are your plans this evening? swimming What did you do last night? watched mamma mia and drank gin When the phone rings who do you want it to be? my ex Do you still talk to your exes? well no but that makes me sad What is your current favorite song? taylor swift - delicate Current Best Friend? brooke and yao Whats the BEST part of your life right now? my friends Favourite store to shop at:                                                                              asos, urban outfitters and zara Are you a good girlfriend/boyfriend? i thought i was but clearly not everything is perfect Current cell phone ringer? the classic iphone one Your weakness? guys What happened at 10:00 AM? i was sleeping Biggest annoyance in your life right now? i want to get over my ex but i want it to happen quicker, yet on the other hand i want him back i am torn Have you ever taken someone back after they hurt you? yeah Are you happy with your life at the moment? nah but it will get better Who was the first person you talked to today? haven’t talked to someone Will you be in bed within twenty minutes? i am in bed but should get ready for the day in a bit When will be the next time you text someone? probably in an hour How do you feel about your hair right now? needs to be washed and maybe a trim Who do you currently have texts in your inbox from? all my friends and my ex What colour was the last pill you took? white How many windows are open on your computer? 2 What are you doing after this? shower Where did you buy the shirt you are wearing?                                                  a vintage kilo sale Are you cold, warm or just right at the moment? just right Why did you last cry? my ex is my ex and it makes me sad that he is my ex Are you happier single or in a relationship? relationship Miss anything from your past? Yep.... one guess... it is my ex

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Real Homemakers Of New Jersey Recap: Returning HGTV A Run For Their Money

Another weekend get, another occurrence of. Maybe thats why I dislike on this show so much It represents my ass having to wake up and go to work. Or maybe its because no ones hollered prostitution whore or been indicted of any misdemeanours this season. They really did give the bar a bit high-pitched. But whatever. This is what weve went. At least it got more exciting last week. Preserve it up, Jerseyans. And yes, thats what theyre called. I Googled it.

We kick shit off at Dolores house and continues to be revamping. I feel like this is going to be a season-long happening. D goes pissed because Frank decided to merely resurface the cabinets instead of gutting the whole kitchen. Why tf does your ex husband get a say in this? This is your fucking house. Your relationship, I guess.

D and Siggy head to Jacquelines house and Im gambling my resources of the fund theyre gonna talk about the semi-fight that went down between her and Tre last chapter. Disturbance of the fucking centuryIm right. What else is new?

Jacqueline rehashes the whole oppose in a singer thats almost as exasperating as Teresas, which is mind-blowing in and of itself. Bravo starts doing that act where they proceed from backward and forward between the families and between this and the shrieking expression and my glass of Whispering Angel, I find a migraine coming on. Thanks, Andy Cohen. Melissa is telling her caveman spouse that Jacqueline was out of path for trying to pit him against his own sister, and I agree. So theyre gonna get lunch to discuss.

Over at Teresas, shes still doing yoga. We fucking get wise already. Youre fit and Zen post-lockup. Side memorandum: Are those cheetah print sheets on their ruler couch? Jesus fucking Christ. I say this every episode but the Jersey-ness is reaching me nauseated. Back to the chapter Its a big day at the Giudice house. Tre gets to take her ankle bracelet off. Mazel tov! I couldnt relate to these beings less if I tried.

Its time for Jacqueline and Melissas lunch. Obstruct the drama coming. They dive right into it. I entail damn. Jacqueline is like screaming in this restaurant rn.

Jacqueline: I dont got to go to you to talk to your partner. Ima go straight to the source. Ive done so much for your family!

Have you? I dont really recollect, tbh. But thats not resounding any bells. Melissas exactly kinda like what-the fuck-ever. And thats all. Seemed real abrupt if you ask me, but this ros might be getting to my head.

I can tell were going to Siggys house because theres some Jewish marry music playing after a commercial shatter and Sigs is the only non-Italian Jew on this display. Subtle, Bravo. Sigs house is immaculate. Not even a hint of leopard. Can we just movie all of the incidents here instead of the rest of these gaudy-ass rooms? Her mothers been demonstrated and start talking about their heritage and Siggys bratty children. Ugh I forgot about them. The hires intimate Jewish traditions to deliver their own families back together. Its worth a shot I suppose.

At Jacquelines, Ashlee and her boyfriend are over for dinner. They talk about living together and the convo returns to marriage and pregnancy so naturally BF looks like hes about to fucking shaft. Jacqueline attracts him aside like its an episode of The Bachelor. He wants to take Jacqueline to help him pick out an engagement resound, which is sweet. Im glad Ashlee went her shit together. It was touch and go there for a bit while. You did it!

Melissa and Joe Gorga head to Tres for dinner. Teresa says she wants an edamamelike, one singular edamame? Returns out, she intends an enema. LOL. Words are hard. Theyre there for about two fucking seconds before we start talking back the Teresa and Jacqueline argument. Goddamn, yall are some petty bitches. Move on. It wasnt even a big deal. There are much bigger things to worry about. Such as going to prison and shit.

Meanwhile, Dolores is still renovating her home. Since when did this become HGTV? Frank shows up, and I feel like D hangs out with her ex a lot more than whats ordinary. I get it. They have minors. But like, does he have a fucking dwelling? Hes literally always there. But fine. Dolores wants to knock cold a wall, which, after hours of watching this afternoon, I fully support. It certainly opens up the room. Frank tones a bitch fit for a sec because thats gonna get expensive, but then caves. That a path, D.

Siggy took her parents advice and emcees Kiddish at her house in is making an effort to constitute her kids less asshole-y. Ive got high hopes, but low-toned expectations.

Zen Tre ends shes also Dr. Tre and hosts a care conference where everyone in the fam writes down their love. This ought to be good. I cant imagine Joe is too good with texts, but I dont wanna stereotype. It backfires when Milania puts her parents on blast.

Milania : I dont like it when my dad announces me fat, specially since hes fat af too. Mom doesnt get me. She never listens to me because shes ever on her phone.

Damn. Parents of the fucking time over here. Youd conclude after being away from your girls for a year, youd wanna coldnes with them. But like, I bet you missed Twitter very, so I get it. Gia pretty much says the same shit, except “shes been” tells her mama she overreacts, to which, Teresa shockingly overreacts.

Were back at Siggys and, despite Kiddish, her girls are still little shits. Cast them down to Georgia, Sigs. An hour with my grandparents and theyll be fucking angels.

Its Milanias bday so in true Jersey fashion, they get a pink Hummer limo. They go to this residence announced iFly where gust gusts acquire you pilot or something. Idk. I dont enjoy any kind of physical pleasure besides wine tastings, so it consider this to be my worst fucking nightmare, but the girls look like theyre having fun. Teresas phone is nowhere in sight, for the record.

Jacqueline and BF travel echoing store and have a really emotional discussion. Couldnt yall have done this in the car on the way over instead of in the actual accumulate? No? Okay. We get a montage to seeing how cruel Ashlee was as a teen. Ahhh, the very best ole days.

Were back at iFly, and Milania is talking about her 11 th bday and Joe starts to rip up because he wont be there. This actually realizes me so sad. I mean, hes supposed to be in prison for like four years. Thats a long fucking time when you have young children. Damn it. Im hollering again. Is it precisely me or is this franchise way sadder than the other Housewives?

But why stop there? Makes check in on Dolores croaking puppy while were at it. Bethenny must be free to get in with the Jersey ladies so I can chuckle a little. We gotta lighten this shit up. Lastly the sadness discontinues because Sigs and Jacqueline come over to do some demo. Its probs a good way for them to get out some of that Jersey anger. D gets a entitle from Maz, whos still pissed because she is still not going to work at their piece of shit gym. I dont think she gets how positions extend, but what do I know?

Melissa and Tre are having some tea and is about to change Sigs, D, and Melissa have been scheduling a girls weekend. Fuck. Yes. Girls weekends= wine-coloured and arguings. Teresas on the fence but not really because shes contractually obliged to go to this shit so she agrees. Whats the over/ under on how many times well ensure Teresa doing downward bird-dog and other fitness shit this trip-up?

The next day, Teresa goes her book in the mail. She speaks the dedication she wrote to her daughters while lying on her leopard membranes. We get it, Tre. You love your daughters. Just not as much as your phone.

Her and Joe then start talking about the disagreement with Jacqueline again, and would you look at that? My bottle of wine-coloured is drain right as the escapade objective. Until next week

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Real Homemakers Of New Jersey Recap: Returning HGTV A Run For Their Money

Another weekend get, another occurrence of. Maybe thats why I dislike on this show so much It represents my ass having to wake up and go to work. Or maybe its because no ones hollered prostitution whore or been indicted of any misdemeanours this season. They really did give the bar a bit high-pitched. But whatever. This is what weve went. At least it got more exciting last week. Preserve it up, Jerseyans. And yes, thats what theyre called. I Googled it.

We kick shit off at Dolores house and continues to be revamping. I feel like this is going to be a season-long happening. D goes pissed because Frank decided to merely resurface the cabinets instead of gutting the whole kitchen. Why tf does your ex husband get a say in this? This is your fucking house. Your relationship, I guess.

D and Siggy head to Jacquelines house and Im gambling my resources of the fund theyre gonna talk about the semi-fight that went down between her and Tre last chapter. Disturbance of the fucking centuryIm right. What else is new?

Jacqueline rehashes the whole oppose in a singer thats almost as exasperating as Teresas, which is mind-blowing in and of itself. Bravo starts doing that act where they proceed from backward and forward between the families and between this and the shrieking expression and my glass of Whispering Angel, I find a migraine coming on. Thanks, Andy Cohen. Melissa is telling her caveman spouse that Jacqueline was out of path for trying to pit him against his own sister, and I agree. So theyre gonna get lunch to discuss.

Over at Teresas, shes still doing yoga. We fucking get wise already. Youre fit and Zen post-lockup. Side memorandum: Are those cheetah print sheets on their ruler couch? Jesus fucking Christ. I say this every episode but the Jersey-ness is reaching me nauseated. Back to the chapter Its a big day at the Giudice house. Tre gets to take her ankle bracelet off. Mazel tov! I couldnt relate to these beings less if I tried.

Its time for Jacqueline and Melissas lunch. Obstruct the drama coming. They dive right into it. I entail damn. Jacqueline is like screaming in this restaurant rn.

Jacqueline: I dont got to go to you to talk to your partner. Ima go straight to the source. Ive done so much for your family!

Have you? I dont really recollect, tbh. But thats not resounding any bells. Melissas exactly kinda like what-the fuck-ever. And thats all. Seemed real abrupt if you ask me, but this ros might be getting to my head.

I can tell were going to Siggys house because theres some Jewish marry music playing after a commercial shatter and Sigs is the only non-Italian Jew on this display. Subtle, Bravo. Sigs house is immaculate. Not even a hint of leopard. Can we just movie all of the incidents here instead of the rest of these gaudy-ass rooms? Her mothers been demonstrated and start talking about their heritage and Siggys bratty children. Ugh I forgot about them. The hires intimate Jewish traditions to deliver their own families back together. Its worth a shot I suppose.

At Jacquelines, Ashlee and her boyfriend are over for dinner. They talk about living together and the convo returns to marriage and pregnancy so naturally BF looks like hes about to fucking shaft. Jacqueline attracts him aside like its an episode of The Bachelor. He wants to take Jacqueline to help him pick out an engagement resound, which is sweet. Im glad Ashlee went her shit together. It was touch and go there for a bit while. You did it!

Melissa and Joe Gorga head to Tres for dinner. Teresa says she wants an edamamelike, one singular edamame? Returns out, she intends an enema. LOL. Words are hard. Theyre there for about two fucking seconds before we start talking back the Teresa and Jacqueline argument. Goddamn, yall are some petty bitches. Move on. It wasnt even a big deal. There are much bigger things to worry about. Such as going to prison and shit.

Meanwhile, Dolores is still renovating her home. Since when did this become HGTV? Frank shows up, and I feel like D hangs out with her ex a lot more than whats ordinary. I get it. They have minors. But like, does he have a fucking dwelling? Hes literally always there. But fine. Dolores wants to knock cold a wall, which, after hours of watching this afternoon, I fully support. It certainly opens up the room. Frank tones a bitch fit for a sec because thats gonna get expensive, but then caves. That a path, D.

Siggy took her parents advice and emcees Kiddish at her house in is making an effort to constitute her kids less asshole-y. Ive got high hopes, but low-toned expectations.

Zen Tre ends shes also Dr. Tre and hosts a care conference where everyone in the fam writes down their love. This ought to be good. I cant imagine Joe is too good with texts, but I dont wanna stereotype. It backfires when Milania puts her parents on blast.

Milania : I dont like it when my dad announces me fat, specially since hes fat af too. Mom doesnt get me. She never listens to me because shes ever on her phone.

Damn. Parents of the fucking time over here. Youd conclude after being away from your girls for a year, youd wanna coldnes with them. But like, I bet you missed Twitter very, so I get it. Gia pretty much says the same shit, except “shes been” tells her mama she overreacts, to which, Teresa shockingly overreacts.

Were back at Siggys and, despite Kiddish, her girls are still little shits. Cast them down to Georgia, Sigs. An hour with my grandparents and theyll be fucking angels.

Its Milanias bday so in true Jersey fashion, they get a pink Hummer limo. They go to this residence announced iFly where gust gusts acquire you pilot or something. Idk. I dont enjoy any kind of physical pleasure besides wine tastings, so it consider this to be my worst fucking nightmare, but the girls look like theyre having fun. Teresas phone is nowhere in sight, for the record.

Jacqueline and BF travel echoing store and have a really emotional discussion. Couldnt yall have done this in the car on the way over instead of in the actual accumulate? No? Okay. We get a montage to seeing how cruel Ashlee was as a teen. Ahhh, the very best ole days.

Were back at iFly, and Milania is talking about her 11 th bday and Joe starts to rip up because he wont be there. This actually realizes me so sad. I mean, hes supposed to be in prison for like four years. Thats a long fucking time when you have young children. Damn it. Im hollering again. Is it precisely me or is this franchise way sadder than the other Housewives?

But why stop there? Makes check in on Dolores croaking puppy while were at it. Bethenny must be free to get in with the Jersey ladies so I can chuckle a little. We gotta lighten this shit up. Lastly the sadness discontinues because Sigs and Jacqueline come over to do some demo. Its probs a good way for them to get out some of that Jersey anger. D gets a entitle from Maz, whos still pissed because she is still not going to work at their piece of shit gym. I dont think she gets how positions extend, but what do I know?

Melissa and Tre are having some tea and is about to change Sigs, D, and Melissa have been scheduling a girls weekend. Fuck. Yes. Girls weekends= wine-coloured and arguings. Teresas on the fence but not really because shes contractually obliged to go to this shit so she agrees. Whats the over/ under on how many times well ensure Teresa doing downward bird-dog and other fitness shit this trip-up?

The next day, Teresa goes her book in the mail. She speaks the dedication she wrote to her daughters while lying on her leopard membranes. We get it, Tre. You love your daughters. Just not as much as your phone.

Her and Joe then start talking about the disagreement with Jacqueline again, and would you look at that? My bottle of wine-coloured is drain right as the escapade objective. Until next week

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Real Homemakers Of New Jersey Recap: Returning HGTV A Run For Their Money

Another weekend get, another occurrence of. Maybe thats why I dislike on this show so much It represents my ass having to wake up and go to work. Or maybe its because no ones hollered prostitution whore or been indicted of any misdemeanours this season. They really did give the bar a bit high-pitched. But whatever. This is what weve went. At least it got more exciting last week. Preserve it up, Jerseyans. And yes, thats what theyre called. I Googled it.

We kick shit off at Dolores house and continues to be revamping. I feel like this is going to be a season-long happening. D goes pissed because Frank decided to merely resurface the cabinets instead of gutting the whole kitchen. Why tf does your ex husband get a say in this? This is your fucking house. Your relationship, I guess.

D and Siggy head to Jacquelines house and Im gambling my resources of the fund theyre gonna talk about the semi-fight that went down between her and Tre last chapter. Disturbance of the fucking centuryIm right. What else is new?

Jacqueline rehashes the whole oppose in a singer thats almost as exasperating as Teresas, which is mind-blowing in and of itself. Bravo starts doing that act where they proceed from backward and forward between the families and between this and the shrieking expression and my glass of Whispering Angel, I find a migraine coming on. Thanks, Andy Cohen. Melissa is telling her caveman spouse that Jacqueline was out of path for trying to pit him against his own sister, and I agree. So theyre gonna get lunch to discuss.

Over at Teresas, shes still doing yoga. We fucking get wise already. Youre fit and Zen post-lockup. Side memorandum: Are those cheetah print sheets on their ruler couch? Jesus fucking Christ. I say this every episode but the Jersey-ness is reaching me nauseated. Back to the chapter Its a big day at the Giudice house. Tre gets to take her ankle bracelet off. Mazel tov! I couldnt relate to these beings less if I tried.

Its time for Jacqueline and Melissas lunch. Obstruct the drama coming. They dive right into it. I entail damn. Jacqueline is like screaming in this restaurant rn.

Jacqueline: I dont got to go to you to talk to your partner. Ima go straight to the source. Ive done so much for your family!

Have you? I dont really recollect, tbh. But thats not resounding any bells. Melissas exactly kinda like what-the fuck-ever. And thats all. Seemed real abrupt if you ask me, but this ros might be getting to my head.

I can tell were going to Siggys house because theres some Jewish marry music playing after a commercial shatter and Sigs is the only non-Italian Jew on this display. Subtle, Bravo. Sigs house is immaculate. Not even a hint of leopard. Can we just movie all of the incidents here instead of the rest of these gaudy-ass rooms? Her mothers been demonstrated and start talking about their heritage and Siggys bratty children. Ugh I forgot about them. The hires intimate Jewish traditions to deliver their own families back together. Its worth a shot I suppose.

At Jacquelines, Ashlee and her boyfriend are over for dinner. They talk about living together and the convo returns to marriage and pregnancy so naturally BF looks like hes about to fucking shaft. Jacqueline attracts him aside like its an episode of The Bachelor. He wants to take Jacqueline to help him pick out an engagement resound, which is sweet. Im glad Ashlee went her shit together. It was touch and go there for a bit while. You did it!

Melissa and Joe Gorga head to Tres for dinner. Teresa says she wants an edamamelike, one singular edamame? Returns out, she intends an enema. LOL. Words are hard. Theyre there for about two fucking seconds before we start talking back the Teresa and Jacqueline argument. Goddamn, yall are some petty bitches. Move on. It wasnt even a big deal. There are much bigger things to worry about. Such as going to prison and shit.

Meanwhile, Dolores is still renovating her home. Since when did this become HGTV? Frank shows up, and I feel like D hangs out with her ex a lot more than whats ordinary. I get it. They have minors. But like, does he have a fucking dwelling? Hes literally always there. But fine. Dolores wants to knock cold a wall, which, after hours of watching this afternoon, I fully support. It certainly opens up the room. Frank tones a bitch fit for a sec because thats gonna get expensive, but then caves. That a path, D.

Siggy took her parents advice and emcees Kiddish at her house in is making an effort to constitute her kids less asshole-y. Ive got high hopes, but low-toned expectations.

Zen Tre ends shes also Dr. Tre and hosts a care conference where everyone in the fam writes down their love. This ought to be good. I cant imagine Joe is too good with texts, but I dont wanna stereotype. It backfires when Milania puts her parents on blast.

Milania : I dont like it when my dad announces me fat, specially since hes fat af too. Mom doesnt get me. She never listens to me because shes ever on her phone.

Damn. Parents of the fucking time over here. Youd conclude after being away from your girls for a year, youd wanna coldnes with them. But like, I bet you missed Twitter very, so I get it. Gia pretty much says the same shit, except “shes been” tells her mama she overreacts, to which, Teresa shockingly overreacts.

Were back at Siggys and, despite Kiddish, her girls are still little shits. Cast them down to Georgia, Sigs. An hour with my grandparents and theyll be fucking angels.

Its Milanias bday so in true Jersey fashion, they get a pink Hummer limo. They go to this residence announced iFly where gust gusts acquire you pilot or something. Idk. I dont enjoy any kind of physical pleasure besides wine tastings, so it consider this to be my worst fucking nightmare, but the girls look like theyre having fun. Teresas phone is nowhere in sight, for the record.

Jacqueline and BF travel echoing store and have a really emotional discussion. Couldnt yall have done this in the car on the way over instead of in the actual accumulate? No? Okay. We get a montage to seeing how cruel Ashlee was as a teen. Ahhh, the very best ole days.

Were back at iFly, and Milania is talking about her 11 th bday and Joe starts to rip up because he wont be there. This actually realizes me so sad. I mean, hes supposed to be in prison for like four years. Thats a long fucking time when you have young children. Damn it. Im hollering again. Is it precisely me or is this franchise way sadder than the other Housewives?

But why stop there? Makes check in on Dolores croaking puppy while were at it. Bethenny must be free to get in with the Jersey ladies so I can chuckle a little. We gotta lighten this shit up. Lastly the sadness discontinues because Sigs and Jacqueline come over to do some demo. Its probs a good way for them to get out some of that Jersey anger. D gets a entitle from Maz, whos still pissed because she is still not going to work at their piece of shit gym. I dont think she gets how positions extend, but what do I know?

Melissa and Tre are having some tea and is about to change Sigs, D, and Melissa have been scheduling a girls weekend. Fuck. Yes. Girls weekends= wine-coloured and arguings. Teresas on the fence but not really because shes contractually obliged to go to this shit so she agrees. Whats the over/ under on how many times well ensure Teresa doing downward bird-dog and other fitness shit this trip-up?

The next day, Teresa goes her book in the mail. She speaks the dedication she wrote to her daughters while lying on her leopard membranes. We get it, Tre. You love your daughters. Just not as much as your phone.

Her and Joe then start talking about the disagreement with Jacqueline again, and would you look at that? My bottle of wine-coloured is drain right as the escapade objective. Until next week

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