#THE CONCEPT OF KON'S LIFE AS A CHILD STAR IS S OOOOO GOOD THO OH MYGODDDD

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🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝 !!!!!!!

YJ core 4 probably very much just treat Jason like: yup if we see that dude without Tim and he's being a dick we're gonna be the most annoying bratty teenagers we can be, what's he gonna do, get out the guns?? Two of us are bulletproof and the other one is faster than a bullet, good LUCK asshole. It very much feels like (to me) the exist in the liminal space of: "you dunked my best friend and so on principle get fucked but unless my best friend brings it up/I'm around you, who cares about your existence"? Which. Honestly as a thought process I feel like the Titans Tower!Red Hood!Jason would absolutely hate, considering what he's trying to do re: Robin. 🤭

.....I am now, however, thinking of family dinners at the manor in the fandom au ish vibes of "batfam vaguely get along, at least enough to eat dinner together on a semi-regular basis (ie. that one panel of Gotham War)" and Tim bringing Kon, and Jason trying to shovel talk before they eat, so Kon spends the entire dinner fucking with him using TTK. Just. Chefs kiss. Kon's just like: bro you basically gave me permission, you started it. This is GREAT. Sure Batman may get pissed off but Tim's absolutely figured out I'm doing this and he keeps trying not to laugh so who tf cares?

found a funny post in my drafts from a couple weeks ago that i dont really remember writing. clearly i was mildly annoyed abt batfanon bastardizing kon again but helpppp