#THE CAT IS SMOKING ZAZA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[saccharinetrash]

Spaced out<3

[nyaambxr]

hehe :3

[coreyis-awesome]

dont talk to me im busy opening a scratch board for my cat.

(She finna be high on catnip. Yippie ki yay!!)

also im jk pls talk to me.

[joffyworld]

TERUUUUU IM TRYING TO SLEEEEEEP I LOVE YOU BUT PLEASE IM SO EEEEEEPY

Some wips I gave up on

[strangeraesthetic]

Whatever happens in jack box. Stays in jack box

[ind1go-artw0rkz]

”draw cartoon cat smoking Zaza” -friend

[oldlibrariesbookishgirls]

boi I love your theam.

Seems like your a cat looking at the full moon on a comfortably cold winter day after eating well. Cozy af

Yupp it's actually copied because my crush had a chainsmoking black cat pfp. Car was smoking zaza😦😦😦

[kenlvry]

Kyle x s/o who smokes nic n weed n gets all cozy when they highing yo, laying o ZAZA!!

high with kyle

an, never smoke weed b4 but i have a vape, does that count as nic?? idk. also what do you call it when you take a smoke.. like take a blunt?? take a huff?? take a hit?? i hope you guys understand what i mean bc im using it in this also gn reader, reader isn't colour coded so dw

"dont be a wuss and do it kyle, it's not like it can do anything to you or anything" you said as you pass the joint to kyle " smoking weed is literally as dangerous as smoking cigarettes" he said passing it back to you "boo ur no fun" you said as you placed it inbetween your mouth, kyle let out a loud sigh "fine give it, if i get cancer it's your fault" you laughed and passed it to him. you two were in your house, your parents isn't coming home soon so why not take this opportunity? he coughed a little but he smoked before so it was ok, still coughing you took it away from his hands "dude where did you even get this?" you were all giggly and took another hit "hehe stans dad" "maybe youve had enough of this, ur wayyy too high" you just laughed and he took more hits anddd before you know it you two were high, you two laughed at every single shit. your cat licking its asshole? funny as hell, you burped? fucking comedian. kyle then dropped the blunt and you were too high to get mad and just laughed "dude we should like totally make out" "what." you stared at him "just kidding omg you totally thought i was being fr" and you bursted out laughing acting as if mans was kevin hart. then the door flung opened, it was stan "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?? my dad told you bought weed y/n " you stood up walking over to him putting your hand around his shoulder "why? you want it on this?" kyle also walked over "cmon, this shit is actually good" "no thankyou, if you die 5 years from now i won't come to the funeral" you both laughed as he left your house "whatever loser". there were board games on your table and you decided to play snakes and ladders, classic game "cmon kyle what colour counter do you want" he then proceeds to put his counter on the board "kyle thats a chess peice" you to would prank call cartman acting like your funny "um hello yes you have contacted how to be a stripper hotline, do you want to be a stripper?" you two suppress laughter as if he cant hear the "dude shut up" from the other line, you can hear cartman let out a loud sigh "y/n youre the one who called me and this is the 3rd time you called get a life bitch" "thats definitely what a stripper would say" and you two burst out laughing , cartman blocks you atp. he'd green out first like mans is sweating in the middle of snakes and ladders but refuses to loose and is still rolling the dice "dude i think imma puke" "sick dude do it in the bathroom" and he vomits "i think.... i need to lay down" "LAY DOWN ON THE COUCH NOT IN YOUR OWN PUKE". when he wakes up he has no idea of what happens and claims he never smoked but you,stan,cartman and the vomit stain on your carpet says otherwise.

[ariachesspiece]

ATWOW Modern Head Canons 

After school Kids edition

Here are some headcanons nobody asked for but I'm still going to share them anyways 🤗

Jobs:

Lo'ak and Neteyam work at Mcdonald's across from Wendy's Aonung and Roxto work at the same mall

Lo'ak sometimes tries to steal apple pies but Neteyam stops him

Kiri works at Barnes & Noble

Tsireya works at Clare's and does piercings

Spider works a planet fitness

Shoes: this might seem random but shoes can tell a lot about someones personality

Tuk has a hot pink pair of crocs that are always in sports mode

Kiri has an old pair of doc martens she thrifted and refuses to throw them away

Spider wears black converse hightops and red ones to the gym

Tsireya wears jelly platform sandals

Lo'ak always wears his black and white checkered vans, and skates

Neteyam wears red and black Jordans

Roxto wears Nike blazer, black and gray

Aonung wears black airforces

School:

Jake and Neytiri give Tuk five dollars for each A she gets on her report card

Before working at McDonald's Lo'ak would ask Tuk for money for that zaza

Neteyam and Tsireya are in NHS and tutor for AP Psychology

Spider got a five on his AP Physics test while Lo'ak got a one

Kiri is really good at BIO and got a five on her test

Tsireya does community service every weekend at the local community center

Roxto helps Tsireya make cookies for said community center

Neteyam is always using his library card vs Lo'ak can never find his

Spider is great at P.E. and has gotten a reputation for the meanest dodgeball skills in school

Aonung and Lo'ak are on opposite soccer teams

Lo'ak smokes weed in the school parking lot and got caught by Neteyam who scolded him

At Home:

Neteyam always washes dishes after dinner

Tuk is an iPad kid

Tuk plays Minecraft and has the nicest cottage-core village ever

Kiri has too many plants in her room as well as crystals

Spider has a tarantula named Cupcake that Quaritch gave him

Neteyam has a vinyl record collection in his room

Lo'ak has an anime and manga shrine in his room

Tsireya's room is always clean and smells like coconut, she's also a Kpop stan and has photo cards and plushies in her room

Roxto has a habit of feeding any stray cat that comes by

Aonung is a competitive gamer and has a twitch channel with a lot of followers

The boys stay up past midnight playing COD

Lo'ak and Aonung always roast each other, Roxto's mic never works properly, Neteyam is always last to be revived, and Spider always plays as Ghostface (wink wink 🔪)

This was long, let me know if yall want more.

[acccursed]

the cat is smoking zaza

[boyinatown]

LOOKISM CHAPTER 434 (SPOILERS!)

daniel when those mfs group up against him:

that group planning on how to attack daniel:

daniel approaching them fights like:

KYSSS U FUCKING COW SHIT CARRYER

bro definetly smoking zaza tho

he gives me this guy vibes:

if anybody watched rango marry me

me tackling gun to suck his dick

gun:

me & cat when the shit part

kark looking at this dudes ass

his neck looks like

twins frl

i wanna put my hands on his abs, ride his abs his afce fingers tongue nose, i wanna touch his cock and suck on it, bounce on it missionary cowgirl 69 creampie . in that tub on the floor infront of everyone.

me and kark :

accurate skullsmashr:

ngl i am very excited for next chapter, i wanna write it already, imma do it and save it in as draft.

[beefercake]

My heart is black 🖤

Zaza I smoke is fat

I see a cat

I’m eating Cheetos it is my favorite snack

-Me

[sistersorrow]

This shit ain’t NOTHIN’ to me, man

Ran up on the opps and left the block looking like a Tumblr children's ward

I'm smoking that 88% vanilla extract pack, got me seeing fish with human teeth telling me to remember how to wake up

Course I caught her at the Devil's Sacrament, Satan owes me $35 and a fifth of henny

They call me Moneys Georg, cause the way I be stacking paper is a statistical anomaly that should be disregarded

I'm Him. I was always Him. I will remain Him.

Coworker put laxitives in his lunch so I'd stop stealing it, but I still don't give a shit

Pussy like the Dashcon ballpit the way I'm pissing in it and paying for extra time

Green cat gas station zaza left me with Alexandra's Genesis

Call me the Orangutan the way the opps don't talk about me

[jetleko]

Fucked in the crib smoking Chinese cat zaza

[differenthead]

Volume 225

Listen to Different Head, Vol. 225: "Nightmusic" (Sep. 24, 2022) byDifferent Head on hearthis.at

Download

0:00:00 — "You Belong to the City" by Glenn Frey (1985)

0:05:45 — DJ

0:09:43 — "Beach Flashback" by Paul Zaza & Carl Zittrer (1980)

0:10:49 — "What Goes Around" by Shadowfax (1986)

0:15:01 — "Another Country" by Shadowfax (1984)

0:19:07 — "Somewhere Near Japan" by The Beach Boys (1989)

0:23:46 — DJ

0:28:02 — "Nothing Has Been Proved" (12" Mix) by Dusty Springfield (1989)

0:33:38 — "Maybe You Can Fly" by The Cat's Meow (198?)

0:40:26 — "Shadow of a Woman" (Edit) by Midnight Smoke (2021)

0:45:15 — "Nightmusic" by Mark-Almond (1996)

0:51:35 — DJ

0:55:45 — "Deep Forest" by Deep Forest (1992)

1:01:10 — "Triad" by Mountain Tune (1985)

1:04:44 — "Then Emancipation" by Berbel Nobodius (1989)

1:12:37 — "シーラカンスの夢" by Joe Hisaishi (1984)

1:17:17 — DJ

1:21:50 — "Talk About Me and You" by Cool Waters (1993)

[zolubaby]

rip Hancock you would have loved One Piece

rip Hancock you would have loved rollercoasters & the pirate ship swing ride

rip Hancock you would have loved watching Our Flag Means Death

rip Hancock you would have loved Coachella

rip Hancock you would have loved cats smoking zaza memes

rip hancock you would have loved brat by charli xcx

rip hancock you would have loved VR headsets

rip hancock you would have loved planetarium shows

rip hancock you would have loved LED gloves: