#THATS YOUR KID DEAN STFU

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Widower!Dean arc is actually so heartbreakingly funny at times like after Jack blasts off the tattoo guy and his tattoos self-heal without him intending to, Dean is losing his mind over it because "eXcUsE mE you didn't see Cas smite someone every time he got his teeth cleaned"

Dean, girl, Castiel has been an angel for billions of years. Jack is a 3-day-old baby. Just berating the damn fetus for not knowing how to control his power goddamnit.

[winchesticles67]

SPN rewatch, 1X01, 'pilot'

okay so i basically just wrote down what was going through my wackadoo brain whilst watching the ep, its a little kooky and spooky but here:

why would you leave an awake 6 m/o child alone in a room wth

i hate john ew

help johns brows kill me

DEAN IS FOUR YEARS OLD WTF ARE YOU GONNA DO FOR YOUR WIFE SHES BURNING ON THE CEILING. YOU TAKE SAM AND DEAN AND GO DONT PUT THAT ON A 4 Y/O

nosy ass neighbours

silent intro???? just 'supernatural', no noise???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JESS

so pretty woman

little jared w his floppy hairrr <333

sams face when he takes the shot kills meeeeee hes the human version of the grimacing emoji hahhahahaah

sam's friend is actually such a vibe "more shots?" "NO"

crash and burn always cracks me up

dean youre not supposed to break into peoples houses

how did jess not wake up while these two idiots just went at it??

alcoholism foreshadowing :(

a few days? dawg you guys have been on hunting trips for longer why is this so dramatic

'it wasnt easy but it wasnt that bad' STFU DEAN YOU LITTLE PISS

dont get so pissed when sam mentions mary, dean, she was his mom too you crap

not the s15 finale parallel im sobbing

wtf is that voicemail from john?? that never made sense to me

love the wade felton hairstyle jared

oh he fixed his bangs nvm

love the primal jungle screams of the first victim theyre almost funny

SAM EAT BREAKFAST YOU NEED NUTRITION

omg jensen you make me swoon "sorry cant hear you, the musics too loud :D" loved that delivery

why does dean have badges for sam if they havent been hunting together? that always confused me

dean is such a dick to these police i mean they didnt do anything wrong

sam is so morally right STOMP ON DEANS FOOT FOR THAT BITCH ASS COMMENT YOU GO GIRL

love the x files ref

i love that girls friend, asking if shes ok when two strangely vertical men are speaking to her

why does jared make his voice all raspy and tiny in the first season when sams being comforting. like its cute but it went away after s1

ah playful sibling punches. i wish they stayed that way and didnt turn into dean beating tf out of sam :/

OMG LITTLE JENSEN HAS MY HEART FR

s1 dean actually means sm to me. he still sucks but like :(( he was happy and wasnt drowned in whiskey

dean get off of sam MARY WASNT JUST YOUR MOTHER

i love the impala sm if she was a person id hit that, i get why dean loves her sm

i love that deans just covered in yuck lmao

"you smell like a toilet" you tell him sammy tell that stinky man

sam tugging an absent minded dean into the motel room by his jacket collar <3

JERK -> BITCH

jess's voicemail devastates me. i really loved her and she wasnt talked abt enough. one episode, one djinn dream, one "he was gonna marry her", two lucifer dreams, and and a teensy meaningful mention in s15

you got anything thats real? "my boobs. :D"

aaaaahhh pilot sam i cant get over him his hairs so dark and gorgeous

i love sam and his insistence on making this man feel guilty for cheating >:) get it bbg

omg pilot sam is so gorgeous his hair i love him im turning red and im swooning abt it

constance get your nightgown wearing ass away from sam :((

the glitching effect used on constance is so baddass

ew constance get of off him youre nasty. why wasnt this talked abt she was nasty

SAMS SCREAMS MAKE ME SO SAD

'im taking you home' okay sexy determined hot man

the authenticity of the props and the sets and the outfits in s1 (through like s4/5ish??) means a lot to me

"youve come home to us mommy" ew i hate kids

the sfx of constances ghost death was weird...

"AHAHAHHHA" jared i love you

"what were you thinking, shooting casper in the face, you freak?" top tier line, i love that line

NO I CANT STAND THIS SCENE. SAM DONT GO IN YOUR BEDROOM BBG

sam screaming for jess haunts me. she was his everything he loved her so much :(

not me just noticing the TEARS STREAMING DOWN SAMS CHEEKS WHEN HES STANDING BY THE IMPALA??? FUCK I HATE THIS FOR HIM

comparing sams attitude after jess's death with his attitude in the flashbacks in 'i know what you did last summer' and im screaming about it

how many ___ so far: - x files references: 1 - jerk bitches: 1

[manwiththemagic]

spn s1 ep2 "wendigo"

THATS RIGHTTTTT!! more notes for my lil rewatch thingy.. man I love this show 😭

i love the grimey lighting!! Like slay I can't see shit!!

You can almost always tell how lore based an episode will be based on what it starts with.. like it's starting with random men in woods + death so filler! A monster of the week kinda thing!!

Which also makes me wonder why when Sam and Dean were kids John would be on a hunt for weekssss. Like it can take Sam and Dean a couple of days man??

Why are these kids camping if they're just gonna be on their phones?? Most boomer writing ever. WHICH REMINDS ME DEAN IS GEN X BRO.. and jack is gen alpha😨

bro these guys are DUMB. *Friend screaming in woods* *mild concern*"uhhh brad? What's going on?" IDK A BEAR ATTACK?? GET UP FREAK.

a poca shell necklace?? makes sense. I'm glad these MFS are dying and being kidnapped.

ALSOOO wendigo?? Hannibal reference?? Jkjkjk... UNLESS? no jk..

dangit moving into emotional territory. GAHHHHH JESS ☹️. she deserved better tbh.

“i should have protected you.. should have told you the Truth..” BABY NOOOO!! you couldn't have known :(((

Oh shit it was a nightmare. Forgot he had those. Tbh Sam's visions were one of my favorite plots in the entire show!! up there with demon blood, creepifer, godstiel, hallucinations, and everything to do with Jack kline.

“another nightmare?” DAD DEAN WINCHESTER I TELL YA!!

“you want to drive for a bit?” he doesn't know how to help Sam so he's like "well driving my car makes ME happy sooooo—" and honestly? Good effort pal

“im fine” ARE YOU SAM? ARE YOU.

why are they acting like John will know what killed Jessica?? He doesn't know what killed Mary dude 💀 AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE'S MISSING. (it's because he's on the demons trail but still..)

"so black water ridge is ther—" “dude check out the size of this freaking bear!!” HELPPPP!! Dean stay on track man— HOLY SHIT THATS A BIG BEAR. NEVERRRRMINDDD.

sams side eyes LMAOOO. "Why is he talking about this bear??"

Ranger guy really just handed out private info to these random guys because they said they were some girls friends..

“why do we even need to talk to this girl???” Sam chill out 😭

“so maybe we can know what we're walking into before we walk into it???” LMAOOOO YOU TELL EM DEAN!!

Sam has had a complete character swap and I love it. He just wants to find John, and kill whatever killed Jess. And Dean is slightly tweaking bc Sam is acting SOOOO careless 😭

“since when are you all 'shoot first, ask questions later'??” “since now.” DEAN DON'T SMILE AT THAT. SAM IS NOT ACTING HEALTHY.. just because you act like that doesn't mean Sam should too lil bro 😭

WAIT HOLYSHITHOLYSHIT!!!!! ON THE FAKE ID DEAN SHOWS THE GIRL IT SAYS SAMUEL COLT!! LIKE THE LEGEND. THE MAKER OF THEEE COLT GUN. THE MAKER OF THE TRAP TO THE GATE OF HELL IN S2/3 GAVNS HOKY SHITTTT!! REFERENCE!!

why is it that whenever Dean is about to 'hit it' or yk pull a women he looks at Sam with a smug smile. Like.. "look Sammy. She thinks I'm cool. Yeaaaaa women love me im SOOOOO awesome! 😼" If you were so cool you wouldn't be desperate for your little brothers validation.

codependent siblings meet codependent siblings.

“our parents are gone. It's just me two brothers and me, we keep pretty close tabs on each other..” Literally kid Sam and Dean core.

So this girl is all like "yea guess I'll see you out in the woods then. I'm gonna find em. I have too" and deans all like "I know how you feel.." DO YOU? who actually cares about John bro..

Nerd Sam finds shadows on bad video. Dean is wayyy to proud of him dude😭 it's honestly kinda sweet.

STOP HARASSING SAD OLD PEOPLE 😭😭 last episode with the guy with a dead wife and kids, this episode with a guy who saw his parents murdered and got mauled by a "grizzly bear" LIKE LEAVE THEM ALONE BRO😭😭

holy shit that scar is so bad. I'd cry.

“its corporal..” "stfu nerd what does that even mean??" "Its—" "blah blah, which means we can kill it! It's corporal." HE JUST SAID THAT DEAN..

sams kinda right.. it's dangerous for this girl to go with you, but deans also right.. she's gonna go no matter what.

LMAO COOL IT ON THE SASS SAM. “finding dad's not enough?? Now we gotta babysit too??” HELPPPP

Dean why are you looking so OKSY WITH THIS. Sam is clearly not right in the head bro😭 all he's thinking is "Sam's acting all tough like me 😼 kinda being a dick but we don't know these people so idrc"

“and your hiking in biker boots and jeans?” “well honey I don't do shorts 😒💅” HES SO ICONIC!!

this Roy guy is dumb. Like they're (in your perspective) rangers, they know what they're doing chill out. Obviously they know how dangerous the woods are??

and another one bites the dust.. RIP RANDOOOOO

dean finally met his snarky match.. “say uhh.. those critters ever hunt you back?” *gets yanked still.* “whatcha doing Roy?” *Roy picks up stick and disables bear trap.* “watch your step ‘ranger’”

OH MY GOD THE BROWN JACKET!! I miss the old wardrobe sm. Sam reminds me of a deer, no wonder Crowley calls him moose.

“your not rangers. Who the hell are you?” SHE CLOCKED THEMMM!! they've gotten caught twice in 2 episodes. C'mon guys. Your 2-0. losing. Or is it 0-2? Idk sports reference.

HOWEVER DON'T HATE THE DUFFLE BAG LADY. that stays for all 15 seasons. I think 😡

“besides it's probably the most honest I've ever been with a woman. ever..” HELP?? NOT A FLEX DUDE. you cannot convince me pre-series Dean had game. no way.

“what do you mean I didn't pack provisions?” THEN HE PULLS OUT A GIANT BAG OF M&M'S. ARE YOU FR??? HELSPSBSB

they are at the cords and... NOTHING. however there's no crickets so duh, obviously preds are around. Like animals not pedos. I CAN'T SPELL FAUCK

“you shouldnt go off by yourself..” “thats sweet. :)” ROY I LOVE YOU OLD MAN.

Also Ben (the kiddish brother of the girl) is listening to music in his earbuds the whole way and honestly? That's so real of him.

I love how Sam just follows dean around, ducking over his shoulder. It's kinda cute. I LOVE MY SONSS

I really don't remember much about the random man screaming but... yep they got their packs stolen. Tsk tsk tsk.

It's so obviously NOT A BEAR. bears don't commit kidnappings believe it or not!!

“so much for my gps and satellite phone :((” oh 2005, how I miss you.(I wasn't alive)

I really do like the old phones though tbh. No texting. (Even if there was, Dean probably couldn't figure it out back then)

“it wants to cut us off so we can't call for help..” “it? You mean someone. Some NUTJOB.” no Sam knows what he said Roy.

Sam dragging Dean away to speak in private omg. Dude I know these MFS are brothers, but they sneak around so much they act like a closeted gay couple. People on the road def thought that— HELL the entire bugs episode exists?? All the real estate agents were like "we sell to ALL types of people." And the second time they got hinted at being gay, Dean gave up and called Sam honey 💀💀

Finally they know what it is, even if Dean doesn't believe smarty pants sam.

sams right. These strangers?? Gotta go!!

“im trying to protect you.” “trying to protect me? I was hunting these woods when your mommy was still kissing you goodnight!” jokes on you HE DOESN'T HAVE A MOMMY!! hah! Take that!!

finally Dean talking to Sam. “no your not fine. I'm supposed to be the belligerent one, remember?” FINALLY.

“dads not here. Why are we still here?” valid point Sam! “this is why. (*Pulls out journal*)" NOOOOOOUHHHH. They treat it like it's the Bible. ITS NOT. “maybe dad wants us to take over where he left off. Saving people., hunting things. The family business.” dude. Sam is grieving over Jessica. Just let him grieve, kill the thing, and go back to law school 😭

“why doesn't dad just talk to us?” FR. I hate john.

Deans following orders, and Sam just wants to finish everything. It's kinda crazy how alike Sam and John are, but in different ways?? Idk.

Dean trying to comfort Sam but saying shit that doesn't help part 1!!

roy got nabbed. DUMBAHH

don't make Dean go into his backstory girl.. I know he looks like a pretty princess in leather but..

oh shit this IS an old show. They said 'Indian'. Which reminds me of in the bunker when Sam corrects Dean and says 'native American'. Idk if it's just because I was raised with hearing native American but calling them Indians is stupid. Like there can't be two?? And they just straight up AREN'T INDIAN?? but WTV..

ahhh yesssssssaaaa!! The cannibal lore of wendigos! reminds me of a certain gay phycologist? or uh.. wait what does he do.??? Physiatrist? WAIT—

okayyyy soooo fire? Cause wtfdym guns are useless?? damn when ARE guns useful.

why is Sam so smart. "Dawg the tracks? To obvious and clear it wants us to—"

HOLY SHIT ROY. we found him—yay???...

RUN BITCH RUNNNNNUUUUH

welp they lost Dean and Hailey.

No way the stupid product placement was actually important. Good job music kid!!

Also not part of the show but I found a pimple on my arm and YIKES the amount of puss— uh anyways..

*WARNING DO NOT ENTER* OMG let's go in here!!

like..

I mean yes they are probably in there but jesus.

okay now the boring plot.. blah blah save people, blah blah bad 2000's effects, blah blah.

Honestly the monster aspect of the monster show was kinda lacking in the first few episodes for me. I lLOVEEEE the monster stuff normally, don't get me wrong, but idk the action isn't peak rn, and we barely get to see the monster. :9

and Sam gets to drive baby!!! YIPPEE!!

[liamau]

i was tagged in so many of these by @kingofkiwis and @harryhugs i mashed them into one. 

i tag @freelouee @yourgaymajesty @lunarosa @hrrysolo @rbbsbb @shipandlighthouse @louisinyogapants @oopstatt @fondleeds @signofharrystime you can do one tag, all, or none! this is just for fun so it’s up to you!!

Harry Styles Self-Titled | Lyrics Tag

“list your ten favorite lyric/lines from the album and tag others to do it next with the links”

STREAM: 8 HOUR PLAYLIST | ITUNES

PURCHASE: STORE | AMAZON | TARGET | B&N | HMV | OU

“I walked the streets all day running with the fears”  | Meet Me In The Hallway

“have the time of your life” | Sign Of The Times

“How would I tell her that she's all I think about?” | Carolina

“Moon dances over your good side” | Two Ghosts

“Had another talk about where it's going wrong, but we're still young” | Sweet Creature

“Broke a finger knocking on your bedroom door I got splinters in my knuckles crawling across the floor” | Only Angel

“It's getting crazy, I think I'm losing it, I think I'm losing it” | Kiwi

“Must this hurt you just before you go?” | Ever Since New York

“Apologies are never gonna fix this” | Woman

“Why won't you ever say what you want to say?” | From The Dinning Table

rules: answer the questions honestly 

nickname: jay

starsign: pisces

height:5’4? i think? im the same height as my dad but he lies about it lol

last thing I googled: “eskibar” ?? idk either

fave music artist: is this even a question

song stuck in my head: 4x4 miley cyrus ajgfhfkak ignore me

last movie i watched: i showed my roommate but im a cheerleader today bc it’s an iconic gay film

last tv show i watched: i just finished dear white people!

what are you wearing right now: joggers and a t-shirt

when did you create your blog: 5 or 6 years ago ?

what kind of stuff do i post?: mostly larry but ive been posting about all the boys stuff lately!

do you have any other blog: @pastelphannie and @lunadesole

do you get asks regularly?: no lol

why did you choose your url?: bc harry loves louis )):

gender: male

hogwarts house: hufflepuff

pokemon team: mystic

fave color: i love green!

average hours of sleep: 2-3 , depends on the night

lucky number: 11

fave characters: does jack mcqueen count? I'm kidding. um. probably lexa or lincoln from the 100. or dean from supernatural. but i’d also die for mickey from shameless

how many blankets do you sleep with: usually my heated blanket and my comforter!

dream job: i honestly have no idea. maybe a graphic designer. or web designer

following: 330

rules: put your playlists on shuffle and select ten songs!!!

my own worst enemy - lit

stfu - mansionz

a-punk - vampire weekend

water fountain - tUnE-yArDs

are you gonna be my girl - jet

nancy mulligan - ed sheeran

rosie - valerie carpentier

what a feeling - one direction

bowling for soup - 1985

slow hands - niall horan

99 red balloons - goldfinger

god thats a mess i don't have a music taste im sorry

a - age: 19

b - birthplace: alberta, canada

c - current time: 23:28

d - drink you had last: kool aid jammer (i love being an adult)

e - easiest person to talk to: @harryhugs @kingofkiwis and my best friends irl hanna and jada

f - favorite song: atm it’s bullet hollywood undead just cause it’s a good jam

g - grossest memory: i used to get car sick all the time and when i was (1)5 i threw up all over myself bc my dad wouldn't pull over despite me relentlessly asking him to

h - horror yes or no: yes

i - in love: no

j - jealous of people: sometimes, not often

k - killed someone: lol as if

l - love at first sight or should i walk past again: don't even bother

m - middle name: giovanni

n - number of siblings: two and two step-siblings

o - one wish: to meet 1d (esp lou and h) and tell them they deserve the whole world ):

p - person i called last: my entire call log is just me calling my sister

q - question you’re always asked: are you old enough? or are you a boy or a girl?

r - reason to smile: 1d. my friends.

s - song you last sang: i think i sang burning up by the jonas brothers lmao

t - time you woke up: 9:45

u - underwear color: grey

v - vacation: im going to minneapolis soon!

w - worst habit: shaking my leg

x - xrays: foot/leg

y - your favorite food: crostoli!! its a dessert but whatever

z - zodiac sign:pisces

[gigialyse]

supernatural episode thoughts season 12 episode 6:

- lol is this the hogwarts 2.0 school ??? - im getting an umbridge 2.0 feeling - how old are these kids supposed to be ??? - they supposed to kill each other what the fuck - HE ACTUALLY DID IT WHAT THE FUCK - why is sam facetiming in the car how much data do you pay for - “oh that’s cute” LMAO SAME DEAN - considering this place is supposed to be hella protected it seems like a lot of people break in here - yo british bitch shut the fuck up youre being annoying as hell - “till then i say we think” AGAIN SAME - lucifer scene creepy as hell - back to mick killing this dude are we kidding - HIS FRIEND DIDNT WANT TO DIE MICK I HATE YOU THE POOR FUCKING CHILD - lol ofc this bitch would be the one in charge stfu umbridge 2.0 - wait is this blonde the one who was supposed to die or some random other blonde guy bc im confused ??? - this girl is umbridge and mick is percy when everyone hated him - “im not going anywhere until i know my child’s safe” GIRL YOUR CHILD IS LITERALLY THE DEVIL 2.0!!!! - hungover dean is my favorite dean - WAIT I WANT TO KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH THE BABY - crowley thinks he so cool lol im waiting for lucifer to be like “you thought bitch” - EW WHY IS HE LICKING THE FLOOR - “im giving you what you want, submission” KINKY - put him back in the cage crowley dont be fucking stupid - oh not the same blonde boy that could’ve been a plot twist - well that’s one way to get patient files

- lmao at cas’s voicemail - “my loyalish subjects” LOL TRUE - lol at lucifer’s waddle - LOL AT LUCIFER AND HIS PLAYING CROWLEY LIKE HOW DOES CROWLEY NOT KNOW - lol at sam’s fake accent - “no one cares” LOL YAS GIRL PUT THE BRITISH ASS IN HIS PLACE - “still no word from cas” aka he won’t be in the fucking episode come back cas - THE GIRL THAT LOVES ANGST IN ME IS LOVING DEAN LATELY IN THESE EP (especially last ep oh my goddddd) - well at least one of the british assholes is dead😂😂 - LOL GUYS I FORGOT I WAS DOING THIS - now i ship mary and this guy she hooked up with, just bc he obvi likes her - this guys like lol good luck having it all w/ the hunter life - so the guy checking lucifers vessel is most def attracted to lucifer but so is everyone else so - why are the winchesters not fathers they are so good to people - okay but lowkey dont care for lucifers child plot thing ?? tbh idk i just prefer the earlier seasons - ITS UMBRIDGE 2.0 OH SHIT - YOU ARENT KILLING ILENE (is that how you spell it) I WILL KILL YOU - THE BLONDE GUY WAS HIS FUCKING BEST FRIEND - ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME - MICK IS DEAD WHAT THE FUCK - WHAT THE FUCK CATCH I DONT SHIP YOU WITH MARY ANYMORE SHE DESERVES BETTER - THAT WAS AN INTENSE 2 MINUTES - LMAO GOOD LUCK KILLING AMERICAN HUNTERS THATS FUNNY

[hinc-illae-lacrimae]

the secret history: abridged

Richard: i hate u all

Richard: ooh pretty college brochure

Richard: peace out bitches

Richard: oh god everythings so shiny

Richard: and out of my league

Richard: can i be in your class

Julian: lol nope poor bye

Richard: PLEASE LUV ME

Julian: lol ok

Henry: *pimpin*

Bunny: yo richard wanna hang

Bunny: lol jk im not actually gonna pay for this meal yolo

Francis and Camilla: *kissy*

Richard: wat

Charles: i made lamb chops~!

Henry: *more pimpin*

Richard: noot noot this is awkward

Camilla: yo richard wanna hang

Richard: oh god not this again but since im secretly obsessed with you ok

Francis: hello mtv welcome to my crib

Everyone: la la la we're so priveleged and white

Camilla: hey is my foot bleeding

Henry: did somebody say damsel in distress

Henry: *aw yis henry's gettin laid tonight*

Richard: wow they seem like such normal happy people *falls asleep*

Henry: ok guys time to get cray and fuck shit up

Everyone else: ok

Bunny: lol no im hungry

Farmer guy: damn kids, get off my lawn!

Everyone: lol no

Farmer guy: *dies*

Henry: shit

Charles: shit

Francis: shit

Camilla: i have laryngitis

Bunny: sugar daddy I mean Henry and I are off to Italy adios bitches

Richard: wait no still poor

Richard: merry christmas, richard, you poor, sad fuck

Richard: fucking fuck its so cold

Henry: did somebody say damsel in distress

Richard: if i weren't straight id totally bang you right now but no

Bunny: bonjour bitches im back from Italy and ready to fuck shit up

Henry and Francis: so yah we basically just fucked shit up behind your back, richard

Richard: lol ok ur all fuck ups i need more drugs

Judy: you've come to the right place

Clove: dude have u ever been so high that burgers

Richard: have u ever been so high u turn into raimbows

Richard: wait where i am

Francis: boys are so cute when they're baked and/or toasted

Richard and Francis: *makes out for 10 seconds*

Charles: hey guys whatcha doin im drunk jsyk

Francis: score!!!!!!!1

Charles and Francis: laters richard

Bunny: whaddup bitches i mean murderers i mean friends i mean bitches

Bunny: i mean faggot twincestuals uppity asshat and poor person

Bunny: wait what the sam hill are you guys doing here with me at this spot conveniently located on top of a cliff

Henry: sorry Bunny but u are the weakest link

Bunny: *dies*

Everyone: holy shit where the sam hill is bunny

Everyone: oh wait there he is

Corcorans: hello there we could barely afford this house we live in but it doesn't matter because yolo and oh yah bunny died

Richard: can we not

Henry: stfu richard go get me a drink

Francis: charles water u doin charles no sTAHP ILY

Camilla: heehee im so pretty

Cloke: up or down?

Richard: both

Everyone: lol bye Bunny

Mrs. Corcoran: its been great but u little shits have been stealing my drugs so u better gtfo now

Richard: ok what now

Francis: im paniCKING

Richard: wat

Charles: officer i swear to drunk im not god

Richard: wat

Henry: these roses smell like raspberries

Richard: wat

Camilla: *makes out passionately with brother for 15 seconds*

Richard: wait wat

Francis: its ok Richard we've all been basically sleeping around with each other all this time i mean its all good

Richard: wtf is this i am so doNE

Charles: hey milly wanna-

Camilla: lol no bye charles

Julian: im sorry but what century is it again

Julian: yay mail

Richard: julian whatever you do dont look at that letterhead

Julian: *looks at letterhead*

Richard: shit

Henry: shit

Francis: shit

Julian: lol bye niggas im out

Dean of Studies: u little shits are so done for

Charles: ok whatevs i know i just recently avoided death but hey guys look at this wild cat i found i think i'll name him Gin & Rabies

Charles: also i think henry wants to kill me

Francis: ok wanna hang out at my crib

Charles: thats a nice truck can i borrow it and maybe ill borrow this gun too kthnxbai

Francis: hey wheres charles

Henry: oh hai guys what a pleasant surprise

Richard: sorry to cockblock you guys all of a sudden but charles has gone AWOL

Camilla: would you like some steak, richard?

Richard: sure dont mind if i do

Charles: WHADDUP HENRY IM HERE TO KILL YOU

Henry: go ahead i wont stop you

Henry: lol jk

Richard: oh god did i just get shot

Henry: im gonna do it

Richard: i think im bleeding

Henry: im really gonna do it

Richard: guys, i really think we should call an ambulance now

Henry: im takin off my glasses

Richard: for me, you know, the ambulance is for me

Henry: im pointing the gun to my head

Richard: because u know, im bleeding

Henry: this is it

Richard: but it's no biggie, I guess

Henry: ilu camilla

Richard: GUYS PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME

Henry: stfu richard this is my moment

Camilla: henry no1!!!1!!!

Henry: peace out bitches

Henry: *dies*

Richard: still bleeding *passes out*

Everyone else: im out

Francis: charles please luv me

Charles: lol no

Richard: camilla please luv me

Camilla: lol no

Henry: you sad little fuck

Richard: yeah i guess its true but whatever the end

[caffinatedloser]

the secret history: abridged

Richard: i hate u all

Richard: ooh pretty college brochure

Richard: peace out bitches

Richard: oh god everythings so shiny

Richard: and out of my league

Richard: can i be in your class

Julian: lol nope poor bye

Richard: PLEASE LUV ME

Julian: lol ok

Henry: *pimpin*

Bunny: yo richard wanna hang

Bunny: lol jk im not actually gonna pay for this meal yolo

Francis and Camilla: *kissy*

Richard: wat

Charles: i made lamb chops~!

Henry: *more pimpin*

Richard: noot noot this is awkward

Camilla: yo richard wanna hang

Richard: oh god not this again but since im secretly obsessed with you ok

Francis: hello mtv welcome to my crib

Everyone: la la la we're so priveleged and white

Camilla: hey is my foot bleeding

Henry: did somebody say damsel in distress

Henry: *aw yis henry's gettin laid tonight*

Richard: wow they seem like such normal happy people *falls asleep*

Henry: ok guys time to get cray and fuck shit up

Everyone else: ok

Bunny: lol no im hungry

Farmer guy: damn kids, get off my lawn!

Everyone: lol no

Farmer guy: *dies*

Henry: shit

Charles: shit

Francis: shit

Camilla: i have laryngitis

Bunny: sugar daddy I mean Henry and I are off to Italy adios bitches

Richard: wait no still poor

Richard: merry christmas, richard, you poor, sad fuck

Richard: fucking fuck its so cold

Henry: did somebody say damsel in distress

Richard: if i weren't straight id totally bang you right now but no

Bunny: bonjour bitches im back from Italy and ready to fuck shit up

Henry and Francis: so yah we basically just fucked shit up behind your back, richard

Richard: lol ok ur all fuck ups i need more drugs

Judy: you've come to the right place

Clove: dude have u ever been so high that burgers

Richard: have u ever been so high u turn into raimbows

Richard: wait where i am

Francis: boys are so cute when they're baked and/or toasted

Richard and Francis: *makes out for 10 seconds*

Charles: hey guys whatcha doin im drunk jsyk

Francis: score!!!!!!!1

Charles and Francis: laters richard

Bunny: whaddup bitches i mean murderers i mean friends i mean bitches

Bunny: i mean faggot twincestuals uppity asshat and poor person

Bunny: wait what the sam hill are you guys doing here with me at this spot conveniently located on top of a cliff

Henry: sorry Bunny but u are the weakest link

Bunny: *dies*

Everyone: holy shit where the sam hill is bunny

Everyone: oh wait there he is

Corcorans: hello there we could barely afford this house we live in but it doesn't matter because yolo and oh yah bunny died

Richard: can we not

Henry: stfu richard go get me a drink

Francis: charles water u doin charles no sTAHP ILY

Camilla: heehee im so pretty

Cloke: up or down?

Richard: both

Everyone: lol bye Bunny

Mrs. Corcoran: its been great but u little shits have been stealing my drugs so u better gtfo now

Richard: ok what now

Francis: im paniCKING

Richard: wat

Charles: officer i swear to drunk im not god

Richard: wat

Henry: these roses smell like raspberries

Richard: wat

Camilla: *makes out passionately with brother for 15 seconds*

Richard: wait wat

Francis: its ok Richard we've all been basically sleeping around with each other all this time i mean its all good

Richard: wtf is this i am so doNE

Charles: hey milly wanna-

Camilla: lol no bye charles

Julian: im sorry but what century is it again

Julian: yay mail

Richard: julian whatever you do dont look at that letterhead

Julian: *looks at letterhead*

Richard: shit

Henry: shit

Francis: shit

Julian: lol bye niggas im out

Dean of Studies: u little shits are so done for

Charles: ok whatevs i know i just recently avoided death but hey guys look at this wild cat i found i think i'll name him Gin & Rabies

Charles: also i think henry wants to kill me

Francis: ok wanna hang out at my crib

Charles: thats a nice truck can i borrow it and maybe ill borrow this gun too kthnxbai

Francis: hey wheres charles

Henry: oh hai guys what a pleasant surprise

Richard: sorry to cockblock you guys all of a sudden but charles has gone AWOL

Camilla: would you like some steak, richard?

Richard: sure dont mind if i do

Charles: WHADDUP HENRY IM HERE TO KILL YOU

Henry: go ahead i wont stop you

Henry: lol jk

Richard: oh god did i just get shot

Henry: im gonna do it

Richard: i think im bleeding

Henry: im really gonna do it

Richard: guys, i really think we should call an ambulance now

Henry: im takin off my glasses

Richard: for me, you know, the ambulance is for me

Henry: im pointing the gun to my head

Richard: because u know, im bleeding

Henry: this is it

Richard: but it's no biggie, I guess

Henry: ilu camilla

Richard: GUYS PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME

Henry: stfu richard this is my moment

Camilla: henry no1!!!1!!!

Henry: peace out bitches

Henry: *dies*

Richard: still bleeding *passes out*

Everyone else: im out

Francis: charles please luv me

Charles: lol no

Richard: camilla please luv me

Camilla: lol no

Henry: you sad little fuck

Richard: yeah i guess its true but whatever the end