#THAT'S RIGHT! T'WAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE

[what-yadoking-likes]

I made a redraw of that cat. You all know the one.

[the-peaceful-necromancer]

NEVER light a match from a candle. NEVER.

[highmachinegun]

A Spoiler-But-Not-Spoiler rundown of Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi

"I need Amanda Huggenkis. Hey! Everyone! I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkis."

How I Learned to Stop Fearing and Love the Bomb

"You dum-dum! You lose scum-scum."

"AAAAAAH! I RIPPED OUT MY FUCKING CATHETER!"

"This bitch empty. YEET!"

Boy outgrows edgy Deviant Art OC

Mama's boy

Boy's friends do shots with his mom

Acorn stair lifts

Fuck this shit, I'm blrblblrblblrblblrblblrbl

"Man I can't feel my toes. I DON'T HAVE ANY TOES! I think I need a hug."

"Now-well now-well, I do believe I have seen everything sir, but I have never, I say I never saw parking this illegal."

Long distance relationship

"These damn kids today need learn not to listen so well."

3spoopy5me

"Eh-buh-beh-eh-buh-beh-eh-buh-beh-I can help you."

"My super power is being rich."

"Santa ain't real, so grow the hell up."

My nephew was a prick.

UM EXCUSE YOU! LEARN TO KNOCK PLS?!?!

"When will my mirror show who I am inside?"

My uncle was a prick.

"HEY BART WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?"

"Right, it is. That set the house ablaze, t'was I. Hm."

"It's the Best Friends Forever-Best Friends Forever Ring."

"That guy, Tex, is really a robot. And you're his boyfriend. So that makes you...a gay robot."

"Surprise, bitch. Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me?"

"Not-As-Big-of-A-Jerk-as-You-Could-Have-Been" award

"The-Biggest-Possible-Jerk-You-Could-Have-Been" award

"When bae is into necrophilia and bondage."

"I've been shipping Reylo before it was cool."

"Oh, look at that. I've been impaled. Ha ha..."

"Oh, please, you don't have enough bullets to take us on." "I don't need any damn bullets! I AM THE BULET!"

"How dare you! My father won't hear about this!"

"I have accepted my role as the new TR-8R, Master of Sick Spins."

Sarlacc'd

"Impossible! A whole planet made up of FinnRey and FinnPoe shippers."

You guys got mad cause it was bigger, so we made it smaller.

"What are you doing?" "No, what arrrrr ya doin'?" "No, what are you doing?" "NO, WHAT ARRRRR YA DOIN'?" "NOWHATAREYOUDOING?"

Drunk Uncle Luke is here to teach you the meaning of life.

#limbo

Float like a butterfly, sting in my knees. Your hands can't touch what your eyes can see.

A Jedi doesn't really die unless they strip.