#THAT'S MY SON RIGHT THERE

[bisexualenbyblueberry]

Grover's big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated me

[freensrcha]

Khaotung Thanawat as Gaipa in MOONLIGHT CHICKEN

[bumblebeereus]

jude bellingham calling mason greenwood a rapist after tackling him…iconic if you ask me

my beloved son 🫶🏻

[shobiolovechild]

i would do anything and more for him

[kimteume]

Instagram update from Doyoung

[pixeltori]

although i am a madridista at heart, i do have some players on barça that i absolutely love... starting with the ramos coded terrorist pablo gavi

[ethercollective]

OH SHIT SO IS THIS GOING TO END UP WITH MC DUO BOTH USING SUKUNA'S TECHNIQUES VS SUKUNA????

[halchron]

you would literally not believe this kid is literally like the strongest character physically in bsd but dfvdxfdsx

[brandnewpressurefilter]

MY BOY SEBEK IS A HOPELESS ROMANTIC CONFIRMED AND HE'S SO GOOD AT ADVICING APPARENTLY??

SEBEK ZIGVOLT YOU ARE MORE LITERATE THAN YOUR HATERS WILL EVER BE!!!!

I did not expect Sebek to urge Sally to confess her romantic feelings to Jack by sourcing ROMEO AND JULIET as a reason why communication is important but I’m LOVING IT

[varpusvaras]

I think that instead of being super apprehensive about Jason and him dating Roy, Oliver should take one look at him and then one look at Bruce and go oh, I'm about to be so annoying.

Oliver starts being so nice to Jason. So nice. Inviting him to family dinners. Giving him both his hero communications and personal phone number and telling him to call whenever he needs something. He gives him new tech and keeps updating his weapons and armor. He helps with missions and clean up and says nothing if Jason is a little rough, apart from patting him on the back and saying good job. He starts keeping his picture inside his wallet and has other pictures of Jason, Roy and Lian framed in the house and tells everyone about him. He starts calling him son-in-law first and then just son and then calls him a Harper and eventually a Queen.

At first it was just to annoy Bruce, but after the first time he tells Jason that he did a good job and Jason starts to tear up a little, Oliver goes oh no, oh I'm actually doing this now. This my boy now. I don't care if he and Roy break up or something, this is my boy now.

Bruce still thinks he's just doing it for the sole purpose of pissing him off, though, and he is so fucking mad. The Justice League meetings have turned into a Cold War zone.

Bruce starts to being so nice to Jason as well, forcing himself to ignore some of the more outrageous things Jason does, and Jason is so, so fucking confused.

[ylceon]

even the longest of dreams end eventually

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Brucie Wayne gets into a mild accident in public (read-got hit by a car). And Batman would just walk it off (“it’s barely a bruise”), but Brucie obviously… can’t.

So he has to suffer the ordeal of having civilians call paramedics, getting fussed over, and having-

Having his dead son get into the back of the ambulance with him.

Oh- oh no. He must have hit his head worse than he thought. He thought he was past this…

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[ghosted-jazz]

I am not immune to this car salesman fairy and his traumaised iPad kid

[quadrantadvisor]

Imagine if the GIW started gunning for Jason without the Batfam ever meeting Phantom. Like, Bruce has to figure out on his own that the guys in white suits with Lazarus guns are 1. a legitimate government agency, and 2. are perfectly within their rights to hunt Jason like an animal, because 3. there's secret government legislation that says that since Jason's body processes ectaplasm, he's classified as non-sapient and has no legal protections.

Bruce calling up Clark like

Bruce: I am currently in the process of breaking into a government facility in order to dismantle their operations.

Clark: Okay? Do you need... help?

Bruce: Yes.

Clark: Sure, I'll be right there.

Bruce: Not that kind of help. Oracle is sending you the files now. I'd like you and Ms. Lane to make these people wish they were never born.

Clark: [speed-reading the documents] Oh yeah, can do. This is truly disgusting. If the public is half as outraged as I am, we'll get this sorted as fast as the courts can manage.

So Clark Kent acts as a whistle-blower, the Justice League publicly condems the Anti-Ecto Acts as inhumane, the GIW is disbanded, and Batman gets pardoned for all of those crimes that he technically did by assaulting federal agents. And after all that gets sorted, some white haired kid pops up in the Watchtower like "haha thanks for that I really didn't want a war between Earth and the Infinite Realms" and the League are like "wait what"

[rubys-domain]

inhales

CHONGYUUUUUUUUN