#THANKS ROBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[joffyworld]

DAMNNNNNNNNNNN ROB YOU FUCKING COOKED

Hi!

Could maybe say something more about your Goat Realm?

What is story of Puppy narinder here?

What heretics look like here and how are they behaviour? (I'm curious about it because I love these beans. I'm all ears to any littlest detail)

How other bishops look like?

And anyway anything. I'm all ears to all ramble!

Drink your water!

HELLOOO

It is time for the goatverse yap section ! Everybody cheers!!

Anyway little disclaimers :

1_ is very work in progress... Unfortunately all my focus is on those two gay furries and not much on the world so I don't have many drawings to show :(

2_ it's heavy... And I mean there are strong themes and stuff (I'm not gonna go in details here) ... You'll see it better when I finish one of my many projects but it will require a lot of time... Like a lot, sorry... Anyway :)

Goat's world is very harsh. Here we live by the philosophy of kill or be killed very often, despite that there are some people that manage to live in piece and tranquility (example: goat's family and people that don't venerate any specific bishops or that venerate Kiran)

The world is ruled by the 5 bishops (these design are still concepts expect our beloved wolf lol)

Four of them command on different regions, Kiran being the god of death rules the purgatory

He doesn't have many followers like his siblings but he prefers it like that, it doesn't really matter to him because people souls would end up to him anyway.

His siblings have more of an evil alineament, they use their godhood for bad often, taking entertainment on their followers pain. Kiran is the opposite and witnessing his followers suffering fills him with sorrow, that's why he always gives his followers a painless death, is the last he can do for them... After all their souls gives him power :)

Anyway I think I already explained kiran's plan here , tldr bro is sad people suffer so he thinks that killing everything is a good solution

A little thing I want to add to kiran's backstory thing (idk):

I think that unfortunately we're not gonna have a ratau in this world, since Kiran's objective is to get rid of pain with putting everyone's soul to rest I think he won't let any previous vessel go away after failing (I'm not doing this because I hate ratau, he's my dad I love him so much)

So goat had no guide in what they were doing

Heretics here are just like regular heretics(?), if you wanted to know more about their design unfortunately I don't have anything with them :( I have some sketches in the comic I'm working on but I need to keep it as a surprise

Most of them are just regular people that want to survive...

Talking about people who want to survive:

Goat wasn't always this fucked up in the head, this whole deal changed them for the worst. Before the crown they lived a normal peaceful life with their family, when they lost everything they were forced to learn how to fight back to survive. So they spent many years running away and fighting back, they felt terrible at first but then it started to feel normal, almost enjoyable. Getting the crowns powers made killing people fun for them so yeah lol this is the evolution of goat going from calm Lyra player to killer machine, they have a loooooot of anger issues lol.

About the bishops... I'm currently drawing them better and they still have no name right now...

Their personality is the opposite of the canon one basically

The leshy is calm less impulsive

The geko is a prudent and a bit coward

The kraken is fearless and violent

The scorpion is ruthless and impulsive

Kiran is their older brother and loves them very much!! the feeling is not very mutual but anyway :)

I need to work a little bit more on them ngl

Aaaand I think this is all? Hmm idk feel free to ask more :)

[heartthroblopez]

Rob being active on ig and me not keeping up??

[adhd-purple-haired-insomniac]

Stranger Things as things I have heard people actually said

Mike (clearly drunk): Will, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple! Will (confused): thanks, I guess. If you were a fruit you'd be a fine banana. ************************************** Robin: I am exhausted! Steve: and why is that? Robin: so you know how I made a blanket fort yesterday? Steve: no, no I did not. Robin: well... I may or may not have also moved my mattress to the fort. And I was too tired when I went to bed to move it. And let me tell you, it was not comfortable. Steve: Robbbbb

[rawiswhore]

Rob Van Dam x Fem Reader- “Make It Bounce”

I found some videos on Youtube of people reading aloud sexual WWE fanfiction, especially the really crappy ones.

There's even a Twitter account that has horribly written and downright cringeworthy WWE fanfiction.

I wonder if there will ever be someone who finds my WWE/F fanfiction on tumblr and read it aloud on Youtube, even show it off.

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Not only does Rob Van Dam resemble Jean Claude Van Damme, but like Jean Claude, he's trained in martial arts and can do the splits.

During the late 90's and early 2000's, when Rob was in ECW or the WWF/E, you were with him in a hotel room, where he laid on his back on one of the beds.

You were sitting on top of his lap straddling him, your legs were horizontally split apart much like RVD doing his Van Dam lift.

You bounced up and down his lap, riding his dick, his shaft slid back and forth inside your twat.

Your fingers were holding onto his shoulders, whereas his fingers were wrapped around your hips holding onto you.  

The bed creaked while you bounced and rode up and down him, your head leaned and arched back as you rode his cock.

Your legs were hurting a little bit while you were doing the splits, but you can try to handle and tolerate it.

The muscles of your legs and thighs are straining and pulling from doing the splits, but you’ll probably forget about it while you get banged by him.

You were moaning loudly as you rode on his dick, his eyes were shut tight and his teeth bit his bottom lip.

You and Rob both hope that the neighbors next door won't hear you moaning as you're riding him.

Shouldn't Rob also be the one doing the splits, not just you?

Your eyes rolled to the top of your head, only for your eyelids to shut them while you rode him, and your tits were bouncing up and down.

Rob would love to take a peek at your breasts, so he tried to open his eyes and caught a glimpse of your breasts bouncing up and down while you rode him.

His mouth slightly grinned as his eyes were staring at your bouncing breasts, enjoying this sight.

You and Rob had previously undressed each other before you got to the intercourse.

The little bristles inside your vagina were brushing and nudging his shaft deep inside of you, tickling his erection that stretched your pussy walls apart.

You weren't faking your orgasm, you really were being taken higher and higher everytime Rob pounded your twat.

Though, he isn't really pounding your pussy, you're the one bouncing up and down his dick.

Your legs, especially your thighs, are getting sore and hurting, but you're still going to have your legs spread apart until after he cums.

Blood swelled your clitoris up over how horny you are for him, and your pussy was getting more moist and damp from how hot he is for you.

Rob's penis has blood filling it up, making it more erect, his cock was growing harder while he fucked you.

Your cunt getting wetter makes it easier for him to slide his shaft back and forth in your twat.

You bit your bottom lip, muffling the moans your mouth keeps releasing, trying to quiet yourself down so people won't hear you next door.

When your pussy reaches the bottom of Rob's shaft, your clit sometimes hits his genitals, only to quickly rise up.

Rob is tempted to play with your breasts, even though he already did play with your tits during foreplay.

Maybe he playing with your boobs can make you cum pretty soon.

He made his hands slid up your hips, his hands attached to your skin as his hands roamed and elevated up your hips, and you could feel the pads and tips of his fingers stroke and caress on your skin.

"Ohhhhhhhh Robbbbb!" you cried and moaned.

If you thought that felt good, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Rob's hands horizontally shifted and slid over to your breasts and stopped there, cupping them, where he proceeded to squeeze and fondle them.

As Rob's cock pounded your twat, he, too, was quietly groaning and breathing quite heavily, though his moans aren't as loud as yours.

He didn't just fondle and squeeze your tits, but made his fingers pinch and tweak your nipples, his fingers bunching to your nipples, holding onto them and turning them like a radio dial.

Your nipples are very sensitive and it feels so good when you or anyone else rubs your nipples and areolas.

"Rob!" you cried and exclaimed "I'm gonna cum!!"

You climaxed, your twat creaming all over Rob's dick inside your vagina, your clitoris pounding after you had came and your toes curled and bunched up in the top of your foot when you came.

When you climaxed, you cried out and moaned as your cunt released your salty, white, slippery cum.

But...it isn't over until he jizzes.

After you had came, the inside of your pussy was so much more slippery and easy for his shaft to slide back and forth inside your cunt.

Rob is tempted to spread his legs out and spread them out, doing the splits like you are, and he's thinking of asking it to you.

You still continued riding and bouncing up and down his lap and his cock, his penis filling up inside your vagina.

His shaft was drenched in your cum, looking shiny on the outside.

Rob has little curly chest hairs on his, well, chest, and one of your hands slid off of his shoulder and caressed down to where his chest hair is, your fingers not wrapped and gripping on his shoulder.

Your fingers could feel his little chest hair, and your fingers slid and traveled through his chest hair, the pads and tips of your fingers caressing on his chest.

Will this make him cum? Maybe.

This is something you can do after he cums, when you cuddle with him, and your hand and fingers caressed on his chest during foreplay.

Rob's hair is tied back in a ponytail, and his hair is getting messier during sex, thin strands of his hair are hanging over his face.

His eyes rolled to the top of his head, although his eyelids are shutting and covering his eyes.

"Mmmmmmmmm!" he groaned, biting his bottom lip.

He breathed heavily while you rode him, though you're the one who should be breathing heavy since you're bouncing up and down his dick.

Your heartbeat as well as his are increasing faster while you're riding him, your heart pumping fast.

Rob, too, isn't faking his orgasm, he's getting higher while you bounce up and down him.

With the amount of riding and his cock penetrating your pussy, you're surprised the tip of his penis won't break into your cervix, though that would hurt so much.

Rob's penis couldn't take it any longer.

It's been hard even before he fucked you and it just needs to release.

Eventually, he jizzed inside of you, groaning a gravelly, throaty groan when he came, his eyes shutting tight when he came.

His slit released his seed in little squirts inside your twat, but you took a birth control pill so you won't get pregnant.

Thank goodness your eyes were closed so you didn't need to see his orgasm face.

Rob is hot, but seeing his sex faces would be rather comical than sexy.

He took some time to cum inside of you, and after he ejaculated enough inside your cunt, he put his hands on your hips and pulled you off of his lap, his penis exiting your twat.

Your pussy was leaking a mixture of his seed and yours, and his cock was drenched in your cum as well as his own.

Even when Rob had jizzed inside you and until he pulled you off of his lap, your legs were still spread apart doing the horizontal splits, your legs sore and hurting up and down.

You were out of breath and so was he, and you finished this sex off with a blowjob, sucking and licking his cock and swallowing the cum all over his penis until he didn't have any cum on it anymore.

Your tongue and lips tasted a mixture of his cum and yours.

After that, you snuggled and cuddled up next to him, running your fingers through his chest hair.

Rob confessed how he was tempted to do his horizontal splits while you rode him, and the next time you had sex with him, he did the splits as well as you.

You wanted to put your hands on his chest while you rode up and down him, looking like you're trying to give him CPR, but again, you'd look like you're giving him CPR and that isn't hot.

Plus, you'd be hurting his chest with your hands pressing on his chest.

Some people can do these kinds of splits where one leg is front of them and the other leg is behind them, and strippers do those kinds of splits where they also bounce up and down on the ground.

You’re going to try to do that with Rob next time you have sex.

[oopsybaby]

The age of rage!!! 😡

Terrible Twos have definitely come early in our house, for us both! In the past month there’s been some good ‘big girl’ changes, some bad ‘big girl’ changes, and some damn right ugly ‘big girl’ changes!!!!

On the brighter end of Change is that Ivy transitioned to sleeping in a bed instead of a cot super easily! She hasn’t once got out of bed or tried to climb the safety gate to freedom ...yet! And her talking is getting better everyday, she’s started counting in the right order instead of just randomly shouting numbers and she proudly told me four different colours the other night at 3am!!! Dreaming of rainbows I guess!!!!

The dark end is the terrible Two tantrums! She literally goes from zero to a hundred in less than a second! Mainly if I tell her she can’t do or have something but sometimes I’m sure it’s just because she feels like being a little cow! It’s so conflicting to want to cuddle your crying child and tell them it’s okay, but also knowing that they have to learn that hitting you in the face or yanking your hair as hard as they can, is just not ok!! I think they’ve been the ugliest of moments, when she purposely hurts me and then laughs in my face, the rage transfers to me and the urge to put her in the bin is strong!!! But that’s where Motherly love comes in to play, knowing that no matter how much you want to scream at your child in that split second, you would never do a thing to hurt them, not ever!!! Thank god for Motherly love or Ivy would be long gone!!!!

She’s also at that age where she’s getting clever... sneaky even! Like if I don’t give in to her then she’ll call for my partner ‘Robbbbb’ or sometimes ‘dadddddyyyyy’ , basically anyone except her evil mother who won’t let her have her own way!!! Thankfully she hasn’t clicked on yet to the fact that all she actually has to do is say ‘mummmyyy’ in her cute little voice and give me a cuddle and kiss and I’m putty in her hands as her affectionate and loving side literally melts me!!!!

Seriously though, the things that she tantrums about.... me giving her water when she asked for water but actually wanted milk! Me putting a rain cover over her pram when it’s pouring with rain! Her having to wear socks on her feet instead of her hands.... it’s bizarre to think what must go on in her little mind, I wonder if she actually thinks I’m really mean to her because she doesn’t understand why things happen??

Next week I will officially have a terrible Two year old! We are having a little Monsters Tea Party as it seems fitting at the moment! Wish me luck!!!!

[the-ginger-magician]

happy birthday, robbbbb! here’s to a good year, my friend!

Thank you so much, Cori! You’re amazing!

[heartthroblopez]

Rob posted 2 days in a row, an EXTREMELY rare occurrence 😳

[joffyworld]

OHHHHH FUCKKKKKK

Moon, tell me if I could

Send up my heart to you?

So, when I die, which I must do

Could it shine down here with you?