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what weird petnames do you hc the count calls oscar bc i KNOW if he's calling natasha an armadillo hes calling oscar. Idk my grassy hill or something

One thing I actually stole from Natasha technically #IMSORRYWOMEN (she says "mein" for no reason) is just, random German words he hears in the news.

(These mean tissues, legislation and maternity leave respectively for any who can't be bothered to google something rq). This comes from listening to the SBS radio which I guess has a German program before the Hungarian Romanian Transylvanish broadcast. I know SBS is Australian but I assume the USA has something like it

And you're defs right about the green thing. He lists a lot of green stuff. He says little cabbage which he learned is a French thing and thinks he's so clever for saying it. Animals like grasshopper and praying mantis. Etc. Other less romantic green foods like limes and avocados. At some point he forgets they should at least be green and starts calling him Blue Cheese

He ends up getting abstract with it when he runs out of ideas. My darling D minor scale