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[kaiisens]

seriously politicians in canada will put on an orange shirt and say a land acknowledgment right before holding a press conference to explain that they’re going to inject straight up mercury into the ground of reserves

[lime-bucket]

🗣YOU'RE LISTENING TO-🗣

*jet engines powering up*

💥DECEPTICON RADIO💥

*💢CH-CH-CH-CLICK-WHIRR-CLANK-KSHH💢*

ITS TIME TO TRANSFORM🔥& RISE UP!!✈

*screams & explosions noises*

This aint your standard autoboobs station😈

*radioactive by imagine dragons starts playing*

[nezz-cringe-crib]

if death note took place in 2024 i am entirely convinced that L would refer to the taskforce as chat

[succulentlesbians]

With her powers, Daisy should be able to project sounds if she really practiced at it. I think that objectively, she could at least recreate sound waves that she’s heard/sensed because all sound is just air being pushed around. Maybe being able to speak spontaneously would be a stretch to create, but simply copying vibrational patterns seems possible.

Cue people thinking their base is haunted because daisy is playing pranks.

[lvlcurrent]

im sorry but this proportions scares me.... #iknowhistittiessagbounceandjiggle

[alastorbeaux]

If the theory that Lillith owns Alastor's soul (and that's why the two were missing for the same time and his random obsession with the hotel) is true. Did Lillth tell Alastor some things to make him hate Lucifer from the jump? He is glaring glaring at him and this was before Lucifer started insulting him.

Alastor knew exactly how to get under Lucifer's skin by insinuating he's practically Charlie's stepdad.

***For people that don't know, originally Alastor was supposed to not have any issue with Lucifer if they ever meant per Viv herself in a stream so this is a major switch up.

[nitroish]

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[ note: fullbody commissions aren't available this time! sorry! ]

[agent-sapphire]

just noticed Five doesn't even react when how Ben dies is revealed... s4 Five truly did not give a shit about his siblings cause what the fuck-

[romanticnoir]

Sunjae finding Im sol sleeping under his bed and the first thing he does is turn on the fan cuz she’s sweating if that’s not true love idk what is.

[fragmentosadolescentes]

Luna plateada que estás en el cielo,

¿Por qué tenían que arrancarlo de mi lado?

Moon dark

[swashbucklerred]

people only care about south park yaoi now its been gentrified... where were you when we were in the trenches (submitting joke creek art to be used in the yaoi episode bc we didnt know it was serious)

[lime-bucket]

This is prolly not a hot take nowadays but its funny how dionysus & ariadne r literally what tumblr thinks hades & persephone were like & yet no one gives a shit abt em

Like u got the girl boss that became a strong goddess within her own right & the loving husband who got a dark streak to him,w/ his associated animal,and dont forget the cute first time meeting!

No kidnapping,no coercion,& no need fr a whole reimagining

[kaiisens]

how did they fuck up a second assassination attempt. cmon guys try harder

[succulentlesbians]

you guys think Clint and Natasha ever got mocked for being called strike team delta? as in, STD?

bc no one wants to write strike team delta all the time. but how the fuck else would you abbreviate it.

all their reports are full of fun sentences like: std was discovered. std killed target. std planted device on wrong person.

and all their files just have STD stamped on them in big letters.

[lvlcurrent]

posting satan love online is so hard bc ppl will think im talking abt the bible... im sorry its an animeboy... a blonde one...

[nightmareevara]

The goal is too heal myself, rest doesn't matter. Toxicity has no place in my life.