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sometimes i love this fandom
everyone’s drawing kaveh as “and ken” in the mugshot meme as if we’ve already forgotten the time alhaitham was literally arrested
#genshin impact#alhaitham#genshin#laughing so hard#just how do you become this funny#teach me your secrets
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i am so insanely jealous of people who have healthy belts like HOW HUH WHAT
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//OOC: One day... one day i will make a pretty promo..... soon
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Actually how and why is my skin so textured??? i'll be having a full skincare routine every once in a while to get it all clean n stuff and the next day BOOM fucking BLACKHEADS and PIMPLES and FUCK YOU not to mention the 28738793 scars i get from literally anything that touches my face
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Simply fascinated by people who claim that crying makes them feel better. I cried twice last week and still feel hungover about it. I’m pretty sure I’m going to cry tomorrow (therapy) and I’ve been dreading it since Monday. My head hurts just thinking about it what am I doing wrong
#I’m very in touch with my emotions actually I just hate crying about them it’s so physically terrible for me#also doesn’t help my emotional regulation!!!#teach me your secrets#rare pic of me in the wild
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Up to you.
Bill Goldilocks Cipher Fic Fanart
@ckret2 I LOVE YOUR FIC I LOVE YOUR FIC I LOVE YOUR FIC I LOVE YOUR FIC I LOVE YOUR FIC I LOVE YOUR FIC
IF CKRET2 HAS A MILLION FANS THEN IM ONE OF THEM
IF CKRET2 HAS ONE FAN THEN IM THAT ONE
IF CKRET2 HAS NO FANS THAT MEANS IM DEAD
bonus:
i love his stupid little blank expressions he’s such a silly guy
i’ve been drawing self indulgent doodles of this fic for a long while on my own time this is just something i wanted to post fr </3
#hardest thing to draw here was his GOOFY ASS TOGA LMFAO#CAN WE APPRECIATE THEIR ART THOUGH? THE SCENES ARE CRAZY GOOD#CKRET2 PLS TEACH ME UR SECRETS 🙏#bill goldilocks cipher#bill cipher#gravity falls#fanart#dipper pines#the axolotl#i’ve followed a lot of your fandom stuff for a while ur awesome <<3333
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He is so precious 💚
#kuroshitsuji#he is literally so freakin aaaashbbcuj#herman greenhill#teach me your secrets to being like that every. day.
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Excuse me how do you do procreate, you say you're learning but MAN HE'S PRETTY
with half of it being love songs, Aziraphale’s playlist may be a little less Heavenly than he cares to admit
#youre doing amazing sweetie#teach me your secrets#aziraphale#good omens fanart#good omens#michael sheen
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I think of so many stupid shenanigans between Wriothesley and his daughters in the Addison Lee verse. They tell Wriothesley crazy shit all the time, their daddy-daughter secrets, and it drives Neuvillette nuts that Wriothesley won't snitch.
Sigewinne, whispering into his ear: Today at school I punched a boy because he was being mean. I waited until it was recess, and made sure that no one was watching, and I punched him. Everyone knows he is a liar, so noooo one believed him when he cried about it. And Sigewinne is aaaalways a superstar so Mr Vautrin didn't suspect a thing !
Wriothesley, mildly concerned: Uh huh.
Sigewinne: Papa would say Sigewinne has to be nice to everyone, but, Sigewinne thinks bullies need to get punched sometimes, b'cos, b'cos otherwise, they think everyone is just gonna let them be mean
Wriothesley: Y'know what. That's fair
#They tend to play with him more than Neuvillette because he can match their energies#but Neuvillette usually is who they'd run to when they#need calmness and comfort#at night. when they're all asleep. Neuv would pin his husband down and be like. Tell me. Tell me the secrets.#and Wriothesley is like Noooooooo snitches get stitches Neuv#obviously if it's serious he'd let him know. but. if Carole comes up to him and is like daddy I secretly put a roach in Mr Vautrin's lunch#he'd be like. Did he think it was yummy?#and Carole is like aheeheeehee noooo don't be silly !! It was a prank and the roach was plastic so he can't eat it anyway#ingital#also vautrin teaches all 3 of their kids#for like. first grade#so he's basically a family friend at this point#I also have this stupid#scene in my head. the Swear Jar. I imagine like swear words in the Wriollette household is a hotly debated topic. because Daddy say it#aaaaaall the time. And Wriothesley doesn't believe in banning words. He explains it to the kids when they ask but he's like. You can be#just as hurtful. if not more. with words that are not considered 'bad'. You can still be mean without saying fuck. The point is to be nice#and daddy is nice isn't he. even if he says bad words sometimes.#but neuvillette is like No. No Bad Words. It is considered socially inappropriate for your age group. When you are older#you can decide if you want to use them. however. there are some rules in the classroom and I do not want you girls to get into trouble.#if you get into the habit of cursing like your dad. it'd be hard to keep away from them when you are in class. and bad words frighten papa#so. I ask that you ladies do not use them.#but like I don't think. they'd Punish the kids. the swear jar isn't even like. a punishment. it is a swear tax. every time you say bad word#you have to pay the swear tax. and whatever's in the jar gets taken out for ice cream or whatever to make papa feel better#[ this is how wriothesley explain it ]#and it leads to stuff like. The girls being considerate to Neuvillette firstly (he isn't actually all that bothered he's more scared#of the social repercussions for the girls. But they think he's Scared Of All Bad Words)#so they'd be like. papa cover your ears. I am going to say frightening words. FUCK YOU TIMMY. and then they pay their swear tax#and when Wriothesley curse in front of Neuvillette. the girls are like stop it. you will frighten papa. pay the swear tax NOW#we must acquire the icecream for papa. lest he gets so frightened he runs away forever. and wriothesley is like oh shit yeah that'd be bad#and theyre like DADDY. STOP IT
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I'm being booed????????
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Fudge I am going NUTS for this image it's so perfectly perfectly perfeeeeect. I love the expression so fucking much. The rendering is amazing!!! You've done such a great job on all the clothes and the creases and the folds and the raaaaargh. I'm EATING THIS. SHOVING THIS ART IN MY MOUTH AND MUNCHING LOUDLY!!!!!
*Eyeing the tags* the glove huh, I couldn't possibly say but I'm sure there is a perfectly innocent reason behind it ...hah.
Oh and one more attack of @venomous-qwille very very UNTRUSTWORTHY man, Sol
#fudge how are you doing these so fast#teach me your secrets#artfight#gitm au#ghost in the machine au#soleil#fnaf sun#moots art#beloved moots#fnaf dca
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He looks so different with glasses 😂 did not recognize him at first
terribly funny how much more generic he can get with a thick frame of raybans like ive always believed the whole glasses as a disguise would never work irl but i got punked so hard that when i first saw him in glasses i was like "oh another man" glossed over him then felt the same sensation as when i forget to buy milk at the store, swiped back, scrutinised this for far longer than im comfortable admitting publicly and went "oh my god THATS MY MAN GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
#ask#i went “maffhew where the hell have you been loca”#she is but a beautiful female protagonist “shackled” by a thick pair of glasses#to me she is even more beautiful with the glasses#but also just another man#ive specifically seen this type of man in so many fucking places...#the fruity english teacher that also teaches the creative writing course because he genuinely enjoys spoken word#the one where you walk into his class see the open class layout... look up at him... look at his fit and go#huh... itd be rude to ask if he has a husband but... you know...#the class where you can tell hes in because you can smell his maple syrup candle from the courtyard#despite there being a whole gym between you and the building hes in because his door is always open and anytime the building door opens#you smell a whole wiff of autumn... it is in fact summer... and always summer where you are...#he doesnt talk about his lovelife at all doesnt even mention anything about it#but everyones curious but hes cool and you dont want to make him uncomfortable so you dont ask but you know you know?#its why you squeal in glee when he shows up to open mic night at the blackbox in the 300 building with his husband in tow because once again#he adores spoken word and gave extra credit to anyone who preformed and he wants to support his students#and hes just so smiley and giggly all night because he finally gets to be with his secret husband and its so perfect and theyre so perfect#and he also your dad because you have daddy issues and having a male figure in your life whos queer and supports you is so important-#you know what!! i think we know a little too much about each other i will stop now!!!! you get the idea!!!!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN JONES [28TH FEB 1942]
"I can talk about almost any subject. Lots of reporters say I’m an interviewer’s dream. But it’s on travel that I like to talk about. There are hundreds of places all over the world that I’ve always wanted to see. Egypt’s Pyramids, Sydney Harbour, Honolulu, the North Pole. I could name lots more. If I ever get the time and the money I’d like to seek out every corner of the earth." - Brian Jones
#brian jones#the rolling stones#1960s#classic rock#happy birthday brian 💞💞💞 it's your day !!!!#i always get so emotional today because i miss him and i want him to see how much he is loved and cherished now <33#that is the only thing that would ever give me peace - knowing that brian is happy and doing well and playing the blues#hope he got to seek out every corner of the earth and teach people how to play harmonica more !!!#also hope he gets to wear as much silk and velvet and satin and wear his hats and scarves !!!!!!!!!!!!!#wear that turtleneck one more time baby - no one will know ! it's our secret <3
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another form of white privilege is knowing how to be a karen to get what you want. like i dont ever want to BE a karen but sometimes people are fucking you over and you need to be a bitch to get what you deserve and i literally dont know how to do that. im about to be carless because my insurance team is fucking incompetent and haven’t been able to fix a broken glass and some loose wires for a month, and it’s 100% on them and the least they can do is let me keep my rental, but like. what am i gonna do. i’m gonna yell at the lady on the phone about it? im gonna threaten to take away my business? i’d rather die
#like im not even a saint here i TRIED#i asked to speak to a supervisor and i emphasized how much this is clearly their fault#white ppl that follow me what are your secrets#teach me your ways#m
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Nice! You did really well getting the vibes right.
Just wanted to say I like the new theme. It feels cozy in a library sort of way.
Thank youuuu
Kind of the vibe I was going for tbh
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This girl pulled more guys in one summer than I have ever in my life
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